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(KHOU Houston)   Energy drink with name that invokes 'prostitution in a can' pulled from store   (khou.com) divider line 189
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2013-02-01 09:22:10 PM
Pure? No, I think the drink is tainted.
 
2013-02-01 09:24:38 PM
There was a drink they used to sell at a lingerie coffee shop around here called "in the pink" or some such thing. And yes, it was pink. Like pepto bismol pink.
 
2013-02-01 09:24:48 PM
Red Hole gives you red wiiiiiiiiiiiiings
 
2013-02-01 09:25:38 PM
Santorum Cream Soda?
 
2013-02-01 09:27:00 PM
If I can't get me some Pussy, I'll stick with my Dickens' Cider . . .

revimgs.bevnet.com
 
2013-02-01 09:27:45 PM
Choco Taco?
 
2013-02-01 09:28:41 PM
editorial.designtaxi.com

/ subtle
 
2013-02-01 09:29:47 PM
Cockstar?
 
2013-02-01 09:31:57 PM
Hey dude, wanna help me down this case of cum dumpster?
 
2013-02-01 09:32:09 PM
I don;t see why the "FAIL" tag was used, unless it was for taking it off the shelves.
 
2013-02-01 09:32:45 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-02-01 09:36:12 PM
pics.blameitonthevoices.com
 
2013-02-01 09:38:34 PM
I wish Monster would come out with 12oz cans of their drink. They could call it Pocket Monster.
 
2013-02-01 09:38:52 PM
cdn2-b.examiner.com
 
2013-02-01 09:40:04 PM
Thunder Muscle?
 
2013-02-01 09:41:42 PM
No Top Gear quotes or references? You guys are slacking. LOL
 
2013-02-01 09:41:56 PM

whistleridge: brap: Hmmm, I just saw a newscast and I'd like to try a cool refreshing glass of Ovary?  Vagina?  Uterus?  Lady of the Night Assplay?  Lady Juice?  She who shall not be namederade?

Help me out, I'm grasping at straws here.

Coont. Twat. Axe Wound. Gash. Yogurt-spattered Orchid. Bearded Clam. Ummm...*checks internet*

Ah. Here we go:


Titterywhoppet
 
2013-02-01 09:42:21 PM

whistleridge: brap: Hmmm, I just saw a newscast and I'd like to try a cool refreshing glass of Ovary?  Vagina?  Uterus?  Lady of the Night Assplay?  Lady Juice?  She who shall not be namederade?

Help me out, I'm grasping at straws here.

Coont. Twat. Axe Wound. Gash. Yogurt-spattered Orchid. Bearded Clam. Ummm...*checks internet*

Ah. Here we go:

[feministing.com image 850x856]


Pretty sure that Yoni from that list is Sanskrit, not a made up name as the list asserts. If my memory serves me correctly, Lingham (sp?) is the term for the dangly appendage.
 
2013-02-01 09:42:50 PM
the comments in TFA say it might be this, supposedly popular at strip clubs sumpoosiecatinabottle.com
 
2013-02-01 09:45:08 PM

WorkingInParadise: I wish Monster would come out with 12oz cans of their drink. They could call it Pocket Monster.


You've been keeping that one for months, waiting for the right opportunity, haven't you?

I'm not disapproving, you realize, merely commenting.
 
2013-02-01 09:45:10 PM

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: Red Hole gives you red wiiiiiiiiiiiiings


I like
 
2013-02-01 09:45:37 PM

qualtrough: whistleridge: brap: Hmmm, I just saw a newscast and I'd like to try a cool refreshing glass of Ovary?  Vagina?  Uterus?  Lady of the Night Assplay?  Lady Juice?  She who shall not be namederade?

Help me out, I'm grasping at straws here.

Coont. Twat. Axe Wound. Gash. Yogurt-spattered Orchid. Bearded Clam. Ummm...*checks internet*

Ah. Here we go:

[feministing.com image 850x856]

Pretty sure that Yoni from that list is Sanskrit, not a made up name as the list asserts. If my memory serves me correctly, Lingham (sp?) is the term for the dangly appendage.


You are correct.

/Infographic contains false information?!
//I'll alert the media.
 
2013-02-01 09:45:46 PM

JohnnyRebel88: I don;t see why the "FAIL" tag was used, unless it was for taking it off the shelves.


That would be exactly why Subby appropriately used the fail tag. Fail is for the mental midgets who were upset by this.
 
2013-02-01 09:50:40 PM

FirstNationalBastard: brap: Hmmm, I just saw a newscast and I'd like to try a cool refreshing glass of Ovary?  Vagina?  Uterus?  Lady of the Night Assplay?  Lady Juice?  She who shall not be namederade?

Help me out, I'm grasping at straws here.

Tang?


I lol'd
 
2013-02-01 09:52:38 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
Gigolo in a bottle?

Also:
www.fitstatic.com
Not a dirty name, but this stuff is potent.
 
2013-02-01 09:53:02 PM

whistleridge: brap: Hmmm, I just saw a newscast and I'd like to try a cool refreshing glass of Ovary?  Vagina?  Uterus?  Lady of the Night Assplay?  Lady Juice?  She who shall not be namederade?

Help me out, I'm grasping at straws here.

Coont. Twat. Axe Wound. Gash. Yogurt-spattered Orchid. Bearded Clam. Ummm...*checks internet*

Ah. Here we go:

[feministing.com image 850x856]


jokes.mtvnimages.com
Who the hell is "Guy Meat-Drapes"?
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-02-01 09:58:51 PM

Buttle not Tuttle: Mulvatine?

Be sure to dink your Mulvatine!


I think you meant 'Vulvatine"
 
2013-02-01 10:00:12 PM

FirstNationalBastard: If a so-called news outlet are such prudes that they won't name the thing being written about, they shouldn't write an article about it.


Welcome to Texas!
 
2013-02-01 10:01:06 PM
Erektus is another British energy drink. Google for a pic of the can.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-02-01 10:02:00 PM

clowncar on fire: [pics.blameitonthevoices.com image 238x500]


O.........M.........F...........G

I think I just bruised a gaddam rib you magnificent bastid.
 
2013-02-01 10:03:03 PM
Coke?
 
NFA [TotalFark]
2013-02-01 10:03:16 PM
America has become a bunch of panty waist prunes.  When UK allows something on the air but we don't in the US, it's a sign we've gone bay shiat crazy.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r37IYaFrCMU
 
2013-02-01 10:09:28 PM
What flavor is it?

/sorry, late to the party
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-02-01 10:12:32 PM
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

Wanted to patent P****y Juice Cocktails.

"Holy shiat, man, you got to get on that!"
 
2013-02-01 10:15:52 PM
That was some of the best free advertising I've ever seen.
 
2013-02-01 10:17:01 PM

ramblinwreck: FirstNationalBastard: If a so-called news outlet are such prudes that they won't name the thing being written about, they shouldn't write an article about it.

But they'll publish the name of suspected mass-murderers in shootings within moments of a presumptive ID.


The FCC doesn't have rules about that.
 
2013-02-01 10:17:28 PM

Juel1979: No Top Gear quotes or references? You guys are slacking. LOL


Who is slacking here?
 
2013-02-01 10:20:39 PM

NFA: America has become a bunch of panty waist prunes.  When UK allows something on the air but we don't in the US, it's a sign we've gone bay shiat crazy.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r37IYaFrCMU


Faith in humanity restored.
 
2013-02-01 10:20:51 PM
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

/really Fark, this has been done yet?
 
2013-02-01 10:21:21 PM

gja: Buttle not Tuttle: Mulvatine?

Be sure to dink your Mulvatine!

I think you meant 'Vulvatine"

Thank you

for amending that. It was driving me nuts.
 
2013-02-01 10:21:53 PM

saturn badger: Juel1979: No Top Gear quotes or references? You guys are slacking. LOL

Who is slacking here?


It took a while.
/didn't want to bork quotes or get filterpwned.
 
2013-02-01 10:22:03 PM
Why not just call it:

Snatch.

At least you can cum up with alternate meanings...
 
2013-02-01 10:23:34 PM
bonus 'tentacle grape' image
th01.deviantart.net

/fap
 
2013-02-01 10:27:49 PM
Stank Drank?
 
2013-02-01 10:28:45 PM
Hey!  That's about 10 blocks north of me!

Whoo hoo!  Pussy in a Can has made my neighborhood famous!
 
2013-02-01 10:28:57 PM

Apos: gja: Buttle not Tuttle: Mulvatine?

Be sure to dink your Mulvatine!

I think you meant 'Vulvatine"

Thank you for amending that. It was driving me nuts.


I was riffing on Seinfeld, but I agree, gja's works.

/Tips hat
 
2013-02-01 10:29:45 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-01 10:30:19 PM
I meant, "works better."
 
2013-02-01 10:37:01 PM
Is it Caturday already?
 
2013-02-01 10:37:06 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Help me out, I'm grasping at straws here.

Tang?


Hoot!
 
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