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2013-02-01 08:39:07 PM
cdn03.cdnwp.thefrisky.com
 
2013-02-01 08:40:46 PM
If a so-called news outlet are such prudes that they won't name the thing being written about, they shouldn't write an article about it.
 
2013-02-01 08:40:58 PM
Hmmm, I just saw a newscast and I'd like to try a cool refreshing glass of Ovary?  Vagina?  Uterus?  Lady of the Night Assplay?  Lady Juice?  She who shall not be namederade?

Help me out, I'm grasping at straws here.
 
2013-02-01 08:43:39 PM

brap: Hmmm, I just saw a newscast and I'd like to try a cool refreshing glass of Ovary?  Vagina?  Uterus?  Lady of the Night Assplay?  Lady Juice?  She who shall not be namederade?

Help me out, I'm grasping at straws here.


Tang?
 
2013-02-01 08:57:51 PM
fark censorship in the Boobies.
 
2013-02-01 09:01:00 PM

FirstNationalBastard: If a so-called news outlet are such prudes that they won't name the thing being written about, they shouldn't write an article about it.


JESUS AITCH FARKING CHRISTO! THIS!

Mulva?
 
2013-02-01 09:01:10 PM
FTA: <i>"I think it's disgraceful," said Emma Broussard, an officer with the Independence Heights <b>Super Neighborhood Association</b>. "I don't want this out here." </i>

If you're an officer of a Super Neighborhood Association, does that mean you're a Super coont?
 
2013-02-01 09:01:22 PM
proon tang
 
2013-02-01 09:03:34 PM
Prostitution in a can is the best idea I've heard in a year.
 
2013-02-01 09:04:07 PM

FirstNationalBastard: If a so-called news outlet are such prudes that they won't name the thing being written about, they shouldn't write an article about it.


The FCC farking sucks shiat.
 
2013-02-01 09:04:08 PM

John Buck 41: Mulva?

Dolores!

 
2013-02-01 09:04:28 PM

brap: Hmmm, I just saw a newscast and I'd like to try a cool refreshing glass of Ovary?  Vagina?  Uterus?  Lady of the Night Assplay?  Lady Juice?  She who shall not be namederade?

Help me out, I'm grasping at straws here.


Felch?
 
2013-02-01 09:04:29 PM

FirstNationalBastard: If a so-called news outlet are such prudes that they won't name the thing being written about, they shouldn't write an article about it.


But they'll publish the name of suspected mass-murderers in shootings within moments of a presumptive ID.
 
2013-02-01 09:04:47 PM
Taint?
 
2013-02-01 09:05:18 PM

Muta: I can't just type the HTML codes anymore?


Just click "Raw HTML" to see the source, or click "Use HTML Buttons" and you'll have the "classic" editor
 
2013-02-01 09:06:08 PM
Tang, loved it!
 
2013-02-01 09:06:09 PM

brap: Hmmm, I just saw a newscast and I'd like to try a cool refreshing glass of Ovary?  Vagina?  Uterus?  Lady of the Night Assplay?  Lady Juice?  She who shall not be namederade?

Help me out, I'm grasping at straws here.


i.ytimg.com

Wouldn't be offended.  She's be offended if you DIDN'T allow it in your store.
 
2013-02-01 09:06:24 PM
Pussy in a can? Isn't that a Fleshlight?
 
2013-02-01 09:06:43 PM
Kunndt?
 
2013-02-01 09:07:05 PM
Fizzbiatch!
GUN!

/IT'S CRYSTAL METH IN A CAN!
 
2013-02-01 09:07:42 PM

Deacon Blue: Prostitution in a can is the best idea I've heard in a year.


F*cking in the ass is an old idea.
 
2013-02-01 09:07:43 PM

Krieghund: Pussy in a can? Isn't that a Fleshlight?


www.wtfeck.com
 
2013-02-01 09:09:09 PM

brap: Hmmm, I just saw a newscast and I'd like to try a cool refreshing glass of Ovary?  Vagina?  Uterus?  Lady of the Night Assplay?  Lady Juice?  She who shall not be namederade?

Help me out, I'm grasping at straws here.


Coont. Twat. Axe Wound. Gash. Yogurt-spattered Orchid. Bearded Clam. Ummm...*checks internet*

Ah. Here we go:

feministing.com
 
2013-02-01 09:09:30 PM
Two girls one can?
 
2013-02-01 09:09:47 PM
I work at a smoke/sex shop in Houston that sells Sum Poosie, so I'm getting a kick...
 
2013-02-01 09:11:01 PM

scottydoesntknow:


Ahhhh fark, I knew you'd come through for us.

Thank you Scotty, looks like you knew this one!
 
2013-02-01 09:12:57 PM
So what's this vulgar name? "Clitonic"?
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-02-01 09:12:58 PM
I'm laughing SO farking hard at some of this. Damnit I  love Fark sometimes.
 
2013-02-01 09:13:22 PM
www.paklinks.com
 
2013-02-01 09:13:46 PM

whistleridge: brap: Hmmm, I just saw a newscast and I'd like to try a cool refreshing glass of Ovary?  Vagina?  Uterus?  Lady of the Night Assplay?  Lady Juice?  She who shall not be namederade?

Help me out, I'm grasping at straws here.

Coont. Twat. Axe Wound. Gash. Yogurt-spattered Orchid. Bearded Clam. Ummm...*checks internet*

Ah. Here we go:

[feministing.com image 850x856]


"Quivering quim" needs to be revived as a phrase.
 
2013-02-01 09:14:13 PM
Prostitution in a can? Was it called bathroom Sex?

/Left Texas 16 Days ago
/Never looked back
/Party ever since
/too drunk to make sense
/I will lurk now
 
2013-02-01 09:14:29 PM
Meat Curtains?
 
2013-02-01 09:15:18 PM

gja: I'm laughing SO farking hard at some of this. Damnit I  love Fark sometimes.


This IS why I keep coming back.

/What? No Vajayjay?
 
2013-02-01 09:15:25 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Krieghund: Pussy in a can? Isn't that a Fleshlight?

[www.wtfeck.com image 436x640]


www.wtfeck.com

That's the most adorable take on "snakes in a can" that I've ever seen.
 
2013-02-01 09:15:33 PM
The Drip?
 
2013-02-01 09:16:26 PM

Shirley Ujest: Meat Curtains?


No, that's the latest Oscar Mayer lunch meat.

/Goes great with new Nabisco Tits.
 
2013-02-01 09:16:39 PM
Try a new name:  Hookers and Blow.

"Hookers and Blow...Hookers and Blow...I'm gonna to get me some Hookers and Blow"
 
2013-02-01 09:17:07 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-01 09:17:08 PM

brap: Hmmm, I just saw a newscast and I'd like to try a cool refreshing glass of Ovary?  Vagina?  Uterus?  Lady of the Night Assplay?  Lady Juice?  She who shall not be namederade?

Help me out, I'm grasping at straws here.


Yoohoo Hooha
 
2013-02-01 09:17:10 PM
Seeing as they are prudes...

Cleavage? Melons? Gazongas?
 
2013-02-01 09:18:20 PM

FirstNationalBastard: brap: Hmmm, I just saw a newscast and I'd like to try a cool refreshing glass of Ovary?  Vagina?  Uterus?  Lady of the Night Assplay?  Lady Juice?  She who shall not be namederade?

Help me out, I'm grasping at straws here.

Tang?


done
 
2013-02-01 09:18:52 PM
Mulvatine?

Be sure to dink your Mulvatine!
 
2013-02-01 09:18:55 PM

brap: Hmmm, I just saw a newscast and I'd like to try a cool refreshing glass of Ovary?  Vagina?  Uterus?  Lady of the Night Assplay?  Lady Juice?  She who shall not be namederade?

Help me out, I'm grasping at straws here.



Ho Loko
 
2013-02-01 09:19:42 PM
Hey, they better not take my Crab-Infested Crack Whore Giving Handjobs for $2 In A Filthy Bus Stop Bathroom Cola away!
 
2013-02-01 09:19:56 PM
I have a can.

/csp
 
2013-02-01 09:20:00 PM
Shame Cave is a drink now?
 
2013-02-01 09:21:16 PM
Grandmas Old Fashioned Cooter Juice
 
2013-02-01 09:21:22 PM
Sparkly va-jay-jay... for all the strippers.
 
2013-02-01 09:21:47 PM
Monster?
 
2013-02-01 09:22:08 PM

John Buck 41: FirstNationalBastard: If a so-called news outlet are such prudes that they won't name the thing being written about, they shouldn't write an article about it.

JESUS AITCH FARKING CHRISTO! THIS!

Mulva?


Agreed. i had my suspicions, but ultimately had to come to Fark comments here just to get confirmation. Prudes.
 
2013-02-01 09:22:10 PM
Pure? No, I think the drink is tainted.
 
2013-02-01 09:24:38 PM
There was a drink they used to sell at a lingerie coffee shop around here called "in the pink" or some such thing. And yes, it was pink. Like pepto bismol pink.
 
2013-02-01 09:24:48 PM
Red Hole gives you red wiiiiiiiiiiiiings
 
2013-02-01 09:25:38 PM
Santorum Cream Soda?
 
2013-02-01 09:27:00 PM
If I can't get me some Pussy, I'll stick with my Dickens' Cider . . .

revimgs.bevnet.com
 
2013-02-01 09:27:45 PM
Choco Taco?
 
2013-02-01 09:28:41 PM
editorial.designtaxi.com

/ subtle
 
2013-02-01 09:29:47 PM
Cockstar?
 
2013-02-01 09:31:57 PM
Hey dude, wanna help me down this case of cum dumpster?
 
2013-02-01 09:32:09 PM
I don;t see why the "FAIL" tag was used, unless it was for taking it off the shelves.
 
2013-02-01 09:32:45 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-02-01 09:36:12 PM
pics.blameitonthevoices.com
 
2013-02-01 09:38:34 PM
I wish Monster would come out with 12oz cans of their drink. They could call it Pocket Monster.
 
2013-02-01 09:38:52 PM
cdn2-b.examiner.com
 
2013-02-01 09:40:04 PM
Thunder Muscle?
 
2013-02-01 09:41:42 PM
No Top Gear quotes or references? You guys are slacking. LOL
 
2013-02-01 09:41:56 PM

whistleridge: brap: Hmmm, I just saw a newscast and I'd like to try a cool refreshing glass of Ovary?  Vagina?  Uterus?  Lady of the Night Assplay?  Lady Juice?  She who shall not be namederade?

Help me out, I'm grasping at straws here.

Coont. Twat. Axe Wound. Gash. Yogurt-spattered Orchid. Bearded Clam. Ummm...*checks internet*

Ah. Here we go:


Titterywhoppet
 
2013-02-01 09:42:21 PM

whistleridge: brap: Hmmm, I just saw a newscast and I'd like to try a cool refreshing glass of Ovary?  Vagina?  Uterus?  Lady of the Night Assplay?  Lady Juice?  She who shall not be namederade?

Help me out, I'm grasping at straws here.

Coont. Twat. Axe Wound. Gash. Yogurt-spattered Orchid. Bearded Clam. Ummm...*checks internet*

Ah. Here we go:

[feministing.com image 850x856]


Pretty sure that Yoni from that list is Sanskrit, not a made up name as the list asserts. If my memory serves me correctly, Lingham (sp?) is the term for the dangly appendage.
 
2013-02-01 09:42:50 PM
the comments in TFA say it might be this, supposedly popular at strip clubs sumpoosiecatinabottle.com
 
2013-02-01 09:45:08 PM

WorkingInParadise: I wish Monster would come out with 12oz cans of their drink. They could call it Pocket Monster.


You've been keeping that one for months, waiting for the right opportunity, haven't you?

I'm not disapproving, you realize, merely commenting.
 
2013-02-01 09:45:10 PM

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: Red Hole gives you red wiiiiiiiiiiiiings


I like
 
2013-02-01 09:45:37 PM

qualtrough: whistleridge: brap: Hmmm, I just saw a newscast and I'd like to try a cool refreshing glass of Ovary?  Vagina?  Uterus?  Lady of the Night Assplay?  Lady Juice?  She who shall not be namederade?

Help me out, I'm grasping at straws here.

Coont. Twat. Axe Wound. Gash. Yogurt-spattered Orchid. Bearded Clam. Ummm...*checks internet*

Ah. Here we go:

[feministing.com image 850x856]

Pretty sure that Yoni from that list is Sanskrit, not a made up name as the list asserts. If my memory serves me correctly, Lingham (sp?) is the term for the dangly appendage.


You are correct.

/Infographic contains false information?!
//I'll alert the media.
 
2013-02-01 09:45:46 PM

JohnnyRebel88: I don;t see why the "FAIL" tag was used, unless it was for taking it off the shelves.


That would be exactly why Subby appropriately used the fail tag. Fail is for the mental midgets who were upset by this.
 
2013-02-01 09:50:40 PM

FirstNationalBastard: brap: Hmmm, I just saw a newscast and I'd like to try a cool refreshing glass of Ovary?  Vagina?  Uterus?  Lady of the Night Assplay?  Lady Juice?  She who shall not be namederade?

Help me out, I'm grasping at straws here.

Tang?


I lol'd
 
2013-02-01 09:52:38 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
Gigolo in a bottle?

Also:
www.fitstatic.com
Not a dirty name, but this stuff is potent.
 
2013-02-01 09:53:02 PM

whistleridge: brap: Hmmm, I just saw a newscast and I'd like to try a cool refreshing glass of Ovary?  Vagina?  Uterus?  Lady of the Night Assplay?  Lady Juice?  She who shall not be namederade?

Help me out, I'm grasping at straws here.

Coont. Twat. Axe Wound. Gash. Yogurt-spattered Orchid. Bearded Clam. Ummm...*checks internet*

Ah. Here we go:

[feministing.com image 850x856]


jokes.mtvnimages.com
Who the hell is "Guy Meat-Drapes"?
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-02-01 09:58:51 PM

Buttle not Tuttle: Mulvatine?

Be sure to dink your Mulvatine!


I think you meant 'Vulvatine"
 
2013-02-01 10:00:12 PM

FirstNationalBastard: If a so-called news outlet are such prudes that they won't name the thing being written about, they shouldn't write an article about it.


Welcome to Texas!
 
2013-02-01 10:01:06 PM
Erektus is another British energy drink. Google for a pic of the can.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-02-01 10:02:00 PM

clowncar on fire: [pics.blameitonthevoices.com image 238x500]


O.........M.........F...........G

I think I just bruised a gaddam rib you magnificent bastid.
 
2013-02-01 10:03:03 PM
Coke?
 
NFA [TotalFark]
2013-02-01 10:03:16 PM
America has become a bunch of panty waist prunes.  When UK allows something on the air but we don't in the US, it's a sign we've gone bay shiat crazy.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r37IYaFrCMU
 
2013-02-01 10:09:28 PM
What flavor is it?

/sorry, late to the party
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-02-01 10:12:32 PM
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

Wanted to patent P****y Juice Cocktails.

"Holy shiat, man, you got to get on that!"
 
2013-02-01 10:15:52 PM
That was some of the best free advertising I've ever seen.
 
2013-02-01 10:17:01 PM

ramblinwreck: FirstNationalBastard: If a so-called news outlet are such prudes that they won't name the thing being written about, they shouldn't write an article about it.

But they'll publish the name of suspected mass-murderers in shootings within moments of a presumptive ID.


The FCC doesn't have rules about that.
 
2013-02-01 10:17:28 PM

Juel1979: No Top Gear quotes or references? You guys are slacking. LOL


Who is slacking here?
 
2013-02-01 10:20:39 PM

NFA: America has become a bunch of panty waist prunes.  When UK allows something on the air but we don't in the US, it's a sign we've gone bay shiat crazy.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r37IYaFrCMU


Faith in humanity restored.
 
2013-02-01 10:20:51 PM
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

/really Fark, this has been done yet?
 
2013-02-01 10:21:21 PM

gja: Buttle not Tuttle: Mulvatine?

Be sure to dink your Mulvatine!

I think you meant 'Vulvatine"

Thank you

for amending that. It was driving me nuts.
 
2013-02-01 10:21:53 PM

saturn badger: Juel1979: No Top Gear quotes or references? You guys are slacking. LOL

Who is slacking here?


It took a while.
/didn't want to bork quotes or get filterpwned.
 
2013-02-01 10:22:03 PM
Why not just call it:

Snatch.

At least you can cum up with alternate meanings...
 
2013-02-01 10:23:34 PM
bonus 'tentacle grape' image
th01.deviantart.net

/fap
 
2013-02-01 10:27:49 PM
Stank Drank?
 
2013-02-01 10:28:45 PM
Hey!  That's about 10 blocks north of me!

Whoo hoo!  Pussy in a Can has made my neighborhood famous!
 
2013-02-01 10:28:57 PM

Apos: gja: Buttle not Tuttle: Mulvatine?

Be sure to dink your Mulvatine!

I think you meant 'Vulvatine"

Thank you for amending that. It was driving me nuts.


I was riffing on Seinfeld, but I agree, gja's works.

/Tips hat
 
2013-02-01 10:29:45 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-01 10:30:19 PM
I meant, "works better."
 
2013-02-01 10:37:01 PM
Is it Caturday already?
 
2013-02-01 10:37:06 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Help me out, I'm grasping at straws here.

Tang?


Hoot!
 
2013-02-01 10:39:35 PM

Trucker: Try a new name:  Hookers and Blow.

"Hookers and Blow...Hookers and Blow...I'm gonna to get me some Hookers and Blow"


Liquor and whores,
Liquor and whores,
whiskey and weed*
and mustard and baloney and liquor and whores

*know that line is wrong, but can't recall what it's supposed to be
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-02-01 10:42:35 PM
Christy Canyon's cooler?

/have a slight fudgy taste
 
2013-02-01 10:44:43 PM

dopekitty74: *know that line is wrong, but can't recall what it's supposed to be


cigarettes and dope
 
2013-02-01 10:49:14 PM
What was that?  Something about Prince Albert?
 
2013-02-01 10:49:25 PM
Some sort of bloody mary mix?
 
2013-02-01 10:54:21 PM
OneFretAway:
"Whoo hoo!  Pussy in a Can has made my neighborhood famous!"

Wait, so if the item is called pussy, how does that "invoke prostitution"?
 
2013-02-01 10:55:50 PM

NFA: America has become a bunch of panty waist prunes.  When UK allows something on the air but we don't in the US, it's a sign we've gone bay shiat crazy.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r37IYaFrCMU


Not necessarily. UK/European Farkers can probably confirm, but my German friends are astonished by our prudishness in the US and what we won't show/say relating to sex and swear words (particularly relative to female anatomy), but appalled at what we will show here in terms of violence and gore, which is generally not shown in Europe.
 
2013-02-01 11:03:24 PM
This thread is disgusting.


I love it.
 
2013-02-01 11:04:45 PM

whistleridge: Ah. Here we go:


No "Axe Wound" ?
 
2013-02-01 11:05:54 PM

WhoopAssWayne: whistleridge: Ah. Here we go:

No "Axe Wound" ?


You get Rusty Axe Wound... What more do you want?
 
2013-02-01 11:07:15 PM

aaronius: WhoopAssWayne: whistleridge: Ah. Here we go:

No "Axe Wound" ?

You get Rusty Axe Wound... What more do you want?


A six demon bag.
 
2013-02-01 11:07:30 PM
OMG words.
 
2013-02-01 11:08:56 PM
img1.findthebest.com

They do it with the finest beer too

 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-02-01 11:09:01 PM

mainstreet62: This thread is disgusting.


I love it.


Seconded
 
2013-02-01 11:12:54 PM

the_chief: OMG words.


mightier than the sword and sharper than knives
yes even the knives that brought down the twin towers were not as sharp a words.
so guard them, keep  them well.
put em in the fridge so they don't smell.
cover 'em in oil and bury them in back.
so they ready for the day when the communaughts attack.

fus ro dah
 
2013-02-01 11:17:48 PM
media.ifc.com
 
2013-02-01 11:21:46 PM

WorkingInParadise: I wish Monster would come out with 12oz cans of their drink. They could call it Pocket Monster.




Lowcarb Monster is like crack for me.
 
2013-02-01 11:25:20 PM

Muta: I can't just type the HTML codes anymore?


you can, there's a formatting option at the top right of the edit box
 
2013-02-01 11:31:07 PM

StoPPeRmobile: WorkingInParadise: I wish Monster would come out with 12oz cans of their drink. They could call it Pocket Monster.

Lowcarb Monster is like crack for me.


I call it the blue meanie.  And yeah, it's crack for me too!
 
2013-02-01 11:31:21 PM

HairBolus: the comments in TFA say it might be this, supposedly popular at strip clubs [sumpoosiecatinabottle.com image 537x381]


HairBolus: the comments in TFA say it might be this, supposedly popular at strip clubs [sumpoosiecatinabottle.com image 537x381]


I'm not sure if this is real, but it uses the word "taste" twice when they should have used "tastes".  Also, there should be a comma after "I don't know about you".
 
2013-02-01 11:33:48 PM
On rare occasions, a marketing stunt
Elicits pearl-clutching for being too blunt
Such was the case here, I think
When the biz named a drink
As a tribute to Mary Jane's [censored]
 
2013-02-01 11:36:03 PM

MythDragon: [encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 271x186]

/really Fark, this has been done yet?


Glad someone posted that.
 
2013-02-01 11:41:02 PM
Doesn't go down as well as Schlong, but, hey.
 
2013-02-01 11:51:44 PM

davidphogan: ramblinwreck: FirstNationalBastard: If a so-called news outlet are such prudes that they won't name the thing being written about, they shouldn't write an article about it.

But they'll publish the name of suspected mass-murderers in shootings within moments of a presumptive ID.

The FCC doesn't have rules about that.


The FCC doesn't have rules about can or can't go in a newspaper either.
 
2013-02-01 11:51:58 PM
meanwhile at the bottling plant...

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-01 11:53:43 PM
vaginal hubris
 
2013-02-01 11:56:00 PM

robot monkey: vaginal hubris


The Greek chorus for that must be... horrifying.
 
2013-02-02 12:06:51 AM

Cupajo: Thunder Muscle?


Is that like drinking 10 Lightnings?

/too obscure?
 
2013-02-02 12:07:06 AM

qualtrough: Pretty sure that Yoni from that list is Sanskrit, not a made up name as the list asserts.


Yes, you are correct.
 
2013-02-02 12:09:44 AM

Benjimin_Dover: davidphogan: ramblinwreck: FirstNationalBastard: If a so-called news outlet are such prudes that they won't name the thing being written about, they shouldn't write an article about it.

But they'll publish the name of suspected mass-murderers in shootings within moments of a presumptive ID.

The FCC doesn't have rules about that.

The FCC doesn't have rules about can or can't go in a newspaper either.


Good thing TFA wasn't a newspaper or they'd have no excuse.
 
2013-02-02 12:21:57 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Shirley Ujest: Meat Curtains?

No, that's the latest Oscar Mayer lunch meat.

/Goes great with new Nabisco Tits.


During my last haircut the girls who worked there were talking about roast beef being used as a reference to the vagina. . The girl who was cutting my hair was gorgeous. She asked if I ever heard of the reference before, I said yes. She said "well mine doesnt look like that"...and I caught myself just before saying "no doubt, I bet yours is amazing". Of course at that point any attempt to not picture her naked was pointless.
 
2013-02-02 12:24:06 AM

FirstNationalBastard: If a so-called news outlet are such prudes that they won't name the thing being written about, they shouldn't write an article about it.


Probably more titillating than the actual product.
 
2013-02-02 12:26:13 AM
And you saw it first on KHOE. I mean KHOR. Er, KHOU.
 
2013-02-02 12:26:53 AM

Muta: I can't just type the HTML codes anymore?


Hit "use HTML Buttons" in the top right of the comment box
 
2013-02-02 12:31:48 AM
i tried some Four-Loco for the first time a few weeks ago, and was totally disappointed that it no longer contained caffeine and other uppers. still, for a 12% malt liquor, it wasn't bad. fruity.

i still miss Phat Boy, tho. that was the best.

/dnrtfa
 
2013-02-02 12:32:39 AM
www.banglavisionshop.com
 
2013-02-02 12:33:02 AM
When are we going to stop being offended by words? Seriously.
 
2013-02-02 12:33:28 AM
 
2013-02-02 12:34:13 AM
www.ironmagazine.com
It's full of protein.
 
2013-02-02 12:35:03 AM
Prolly goes well with hoe cakes.

i50.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-02 12:42:53 AM

the801: i tried some Four-Loco for the first time a few weeks ago, and was totally disappointed that it no longer contained caffeine and other uppers. still, for a 12% malt liquor, it wasn't bad. fruity.


Speaking of fruity malt liquor...

i38.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-02 12:43:14 AM

Sultan Of Herf: FirstNationalBastard: Shirley Ujest: Meat Curtains?

No, that's the latest Oscar Mayer lunch meat.

/Goes great with new Nabisco Tits.

During my last haircut the girls who worked there were talking about roast beef being used as a reference to the vagina. . The girl who was cutting my hair was gorgeous. She asked if I ever heard of the reference before, I said yes. She said "well mine doesnt look like that"...and I caught myself just before saying "no doubt, I bet yours is amazing". Of course at that point any attempt to not picture her naked was pointless.


You should have said: "prove it."

Then again, offending a woman holding scissors generally isn't a good idea.
 
2013-02-02 12:45:33 AM

o'really: OneFretAway:
"Whoo hoo!  Pussy in a Can has made my neighborhood famous!"

Wait, so if the item is called pussy, how does that "invoke prostitution"?


It's hard to tell what reactionary types are thinking, but from what I gather they seem to feel it invokes prostitution because one can buy it.
 
2013-02-02 12:53:08 AM

whackamac: Why not just call it:

Snatch.

At least you can cum up with alternate meanings...


Howabout "hooch"?
 
2013-02-02 12:54:29 AM
feedingmyfolks.com
 
2013-02-02 01:23:11 AM

AfroX: Prolly goes well with hoe cakes.


Hole cakes?
 
2013-02-02 01:26:45 AM

Apos: On rare occasions, a marketing stunt
Elicits pearl-clutching for being too blunt
Such was the case here, I think
When the biz named a drink
As a tribute to Mary Jane's [censored]


Jesus where's MaxxLarge when you need him? I'll give it a go.

On occasion a marketing stunt,
Has issues with being too blunt,
As seen here, I think,
When the biz named a drink,
As a tribute to Mary Jane's [censored].

/Unless you intended your limerick to be deliberately bad, of course.
//I'm getting Shatner when I re-read yours, now.
 
2013-02-02 01:26:59 AM
farm1.staticflickr.com
 
2013-02-02 01:27:52 AM

Gyrfalcon: whackamac: Why not just call it:

Snatch.

At least you can cum up with alternate meanings...

Howabout "hooch"?


images4.wikia.nocookie.net


"You called?"
 
2013-02-02 01:41:17 AM

Oh, those wacky Brits and their names....


pics2.ds-static.com
No doubt Pussy goes well with this
 
2013-02-02 01:49:07 AM

dictyboy: Felch?


www.americangrocery.co.uk
/prob what you meant
//I'm ruining the joke aren't I
 
2013-02-02 01:55:33 AM

FirstNationalBastard: If a so-called news outlet are such prudes that they won't name the thing being written about, they shouldn't write an article about it.


The same pussies that are against the second amendment don't want the first, either.
 
2013-02-02 02:01:28 AM
They really pussy-footed around the issue.
 
2013-02-02 02:03:21 AM
 
2013-02-02 02:05:07 AM

FirstNationalBastard: FirstNationalBastard: If a so-called news outlet are such prudes that they won't name the thing being written about, they shouldn't write an article about it.


I've seen reports on the news where they black-barred the nonexistent naughty bits on mannequins so this ridiculousness has been way out of control for quite some time.
 
2013-02-02 02:33:40 AM
Ho ho is still ok to eat, right?
 
2013-02-02 02:38:21 AM

oMaJoJ: Gyrfalcon: whackamac: Why not just call it:

Snatch.

At least you can cum up with alternate meanings...

Howabout "hooch"?

[images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 640x480]

"You called?"


Hooch is crazy.
 
2013-02-02 02:50:04 AM

Shirley Ujest: Ho ho is still ok to eat, right?


Didn't that go out with the Twinkies? Ding Dongs?
 
2013-02-02 02:54:13 AM
this

revimgs.bevnet.com
 
2013-02-02 03:04:38 AM

doglover: FirstNationalBastard: If a so-called news outlet are such prudes that they won't name the thing being written about, they shouldn't write an article about it.

The same pussies that are against the second amendment don't want the first, either.


Unfortunately, pro-gun folks have ALSO passed laws restricting First Amendment rights, notably those of doctors and researchers, just as the pro-lifers have.

Lefties, unfortunately, aren't the only ones who restrict speech they don't like.

/rest of this thread is comedy gold, Jerry.
 
2013-02-02 03:10:12 AM
Here's the jingle...

(NSFW - very explicit)
 
2013-02-02 03:17:09 AM
cdn.ebaumsworld.com
run like a kenyan!
 
2013-02-02 03:36:26 AM

Deacon Blue: Prostitution in a can is the best idea I've heard in a year.


Produced and distributed by Whor-mel.
 
2013-02-02 03:56:16 AM

PunGent: doglover: FirstNationalBastard: If a so-called news outlet are such prudes that they won't name the thing being written about, they shouldn't write an article about it.

The same pussies that are against the second amendment don't want the first, either.

Unfortunately, pro-gun folks have ALSO passed laws restricting First Amendment rights, notably those of doctors and researchers, just as the pro-lifers have.

Lefties, unfortunately, aren't the only ones who restrict speech they don't like.

/rest of this thread is comedy gold, Jerry.


You could say they've whipped it with a pussy willow switch.
 
2013-02-02 05:25:49 AM
call me a prude, but this probably is a good thing to have renamed.
 
2013-02-02 05:34:37 AM

I sound fat: call me a prude, but this probably is a good thing to have renamed.


Well, if only because going to a store and saying "I want a six-pack of Pussy" would just never be possible to say. Not even once.
 
2013-02-02 05:38:27 AM
Female bartenders probably weren't too enamored by the name either.
 
2013-02-02 05:41:03 AM
Clerks, not bartenders.

/It's late
 
2013-02-02 05:43:05 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-02 06:27:43 AM
Amazon currently sells Pussy and Cocaine energy drinks.
That would make for an interesting invoice.
 
2013-02-02 07:52:53 AM

Deacon Blue: Prostitution in a can is the best idea I've heard in a year.


That would be a great name for a band...
 
2013-02-02 08:46:33 AM

Mr. Underhills Lunch Bill: Cupajo: Thunder Muscle?

Is that like drinking 10 Lightnings?

/too obscure?


And it gives you the power of twenty ponies!
 
2013-02-02 08:50:26 AM
24.media.tumblr.com

That cat was the best fark I ever had.
 
2013-02-02 09:23:43 AM

Badgers: [i.imgur.com image 800x600]


In that case, I'd be rather more concerned about the maple leaf growing out of my urethra than my foreskin.
 
2013-02-02 09:35:10 AM
There should be a special community where prudish old prunefaces like that wizened old bat can be shipped off where they can pass all kids of expression-restricting laws on each other, and can stop trying to enforce their Victorian values on everyone else.

I farkin' HATE prudes with their SEX IS DURRRDEEE rules.
 
2013-02-02 10:12:22 AM

davidphogan: Benjimin_Dover: davidphogan: ramblinwreck: FirstNationalBastard: If a so-called news outlet are such prudes that they won't name the thing being written about, they shouldn't write an article about it.

But they'll publish the name of suspected mass-murderers in shootings within moments of a presumptive ID.

The FCC doesn't have rules about that.

The FCC doesn't have rules about can or can't go in a newspaper either.

Good thing TFA wasn't a newspaper or they'd have no excuse.


Hint: A newspaper can be physical (you know that thing you can hold) or virtual like what the TFA was.
 
2013-02-02 11:16:03 AM
Vag?
 
2013-02-02 12:01:00 PM

Deacon Blue: Prostitution in a can is the best idea I've heard in a year.


I think that would be a fleshlight.
 
2013-02-02 12:02:17 PM

Krieghund: Pussy in a can? Isn't that a Fleshlight?


I guess I should read comments further to make sure I don't repeat. xD
 
2013-02-02 12:57:26 PM
Beaver Squeezins?
 
2013-02-02 01:19:34 PM
 
2013-02-02 02:18:09 PM
My first thoughts, either "gash" or "cooze."
 
2013-02-02 02:20:08 PM

Badgers: [i.imgur.com image 800x600]


It's nice to see people raising awareness to male genital mutilation, but I'm really not sure it's a good idea to stick maple leaves up your pee hole.
 
2013-02-02 03:16:53 PM

Sultan Of Herf: FirstNationalBastard: Shirley Ujest: Meat Curtains?

No, that's the latest Oscar Mayer lunch meat.

/Goes great with new Nabisco Tits.

During my last haircut the girls who worked there were talking about roast beef being used as a reference to the vagina. . The girl who was cutting my hair was gorgeous. She asked if I ever heard of the reference before, I said yes. She said "well mine doesnt look like that"...and I caught myself just before saying "no doubt, I bet yours is amazing". Of course at that point any attempt to not picture her naked was pointless.


Why, why, why did you stop yourself from saying that? Did you not want her to show it to you? I can't think of a better thing you could have possibly said.
 
2013-02-02 03:25:24 PM

jtown: FirstNationalBastard: Krieghund: Pussy in a can? Isn't that a Fleshlight?

[www.wtfeck.com image 436x640]

[www.wtfeck.com image 436x640]

That's the most adorable take on "snakes in a can" that I've ever seen.



Oh, yeah? Just wait until that spring-launched cat lands on your face or in your lap.
 
2013-02-02 03:34:12 PM

silvervial: Here's the jingle...

(NSFW - very explicit)


Nice choice, love some Rammstein
 
2013-02-02 10:10:15 PM

Deacon Blue: Prostitution in a can is the best idea I've heard in a year.


Fleshlight
 
2013-02-02 11:25:10 PM

Sir-Marx-A-Lot: Fleshlight


img24.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-03 03:25:45 AM

LordOfThePings: Sir-Marx-A-Lot: Fleshlight

[img24.imageshack.us image 500x280]


I'm surprised how ridiculously expensive a flip-dial clock is now.  Would add to some much-needed retro-cool to my stuff now that the oldest thing I own is a 1999 Chevy Malibu.

/Never live in Portland
//It will claim everything you own for itself whether you want that or not.
 
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