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		Energy drink with name that invokes 'prostitution in a can' pulled from store (khou.com)		189
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scottydoesntknow		2013-02-01 08:39:07 PM

FirstNationalBastard		2013-02-01 08:40:46 PM

If a so-called news outlet are such prudes that they won't name the thing being written about, they shouldn't write an article about it.

brap		2013-02-01 08:40:58 PM

Hmmm, I just saw a newscast and I'd like to try a cool refreshing glass of Ovary? Vagina? Uterus? Lady of the Night Assplay? Lady Juice? She who shall not be namederade?

Help me out, I'm grasping at straws here.

FirstNationalBastard		2013-02-01 08:43:39 PM

Makh		2013-02-01 08:57:51 PM

fark censorship in the Boobies.

John Buck 41		2013-02-01 09:01:00 PM

FirstNationalBastard: If a so-called news outlet are such prudes that they won't name the thing being written about, they shouldn't write an article about it.

JESUS AITCH FARKING CHRISTO! THIS!

Mulva?

Muta		2013-02-01 09:01:10 PM

FTA: <i>"I think it's disgraceful," said Emma Broussard, an officer with the Independence Heights <b>Super Neighborhood Association</b>. "I don't want this out here." </i>

If you're an officer of a Super Neighborhood Association, does that mean you're a Super coont?

d1zzy32		2013-02-01 09:01:22 PM

proon tang

Deacon Blue		2013-02-01 09:03:34 PM

Prostitution in a can is the best idea I've heard in a year.

davidphogan		2013-02-01 09:04:07 PM

FirstNationalBastard: If a so-called news outlet are such prudes that they won't name the thing being written about, they shouldn't write an article about it.

The FCC farking sucks shiat.

SoCalChris		2013-02-01 09:04:08 PM

John Buck 41: Mulva?

Dolores!

dictyboy		2013-02-01 09:04:28 PM

ramblinwreck		2013-02-01 09:04:29 PM

FirstNationalBastard: If a so-called news outlet are such prudes that they won't name the thing being written about, they shouldn't write an article about it.

But they'll publish the name of suspected mass-murderers in shootings within moments of a presumptive ID.

Whatthefark		2013-02-01 09:04:47 PM

Taint?

Fritriac		2013-02-01 09:05:18 PM

Muta: I can't just type the HTML codes anymore?

Just click "Raw HTML" to see the source, or click "Use HTML Buttons" and you'll have the "classic" editor

Pie_Cz		2013-02-01 09:06:08 PM

Tang, loved it!

Oznog		2013-02-01 09:06:09 PM

Wouldn't be offended. She's be offended if you DIDN'T allow it in your store.

Krieghund		2013-02-01 09:06:24 PM

Pussy in a can? Isn't that a Fleshlight?

another cultural observer		2013-02-01 09:06:43 PM

Kunndt?

Smgth		2013-02-01 09:07:05 PM

Fizzbiatch!
GUN!

/IT'S CRYSTAL METH IN A CAN!

Gyrfalcon		2013-02-01 09:07:42 PM

Deacon Blue: Prostitution in a can is the best idea I've heard in a year.

F*cking in the ass is an old idea.

FirstNationalBastard		2013-02-01 09:07:43 PM

Krieghund: Pussy in a can? Isn't that a Fleshlight?

www.wtfeck.com

whistleridge		2013-02-01 09:09:09 PM

brap: Hmmm, I just saw a newscast and I'd like to try a cool refreshing glass of Ovary? Vagina? Uterus? Lady of the Night Assplay? Lady Juice? She who shall not be namederade?

Help me out, I'm grasping at straws here.

Coont. Twat. Axe Wound. Gash. Yogurt-spattered Orchid. Bearded Clam. Ummm...*checks internet*

Ah. Here we go:

feministing.com

MrHappyRotter		2013-02-01 09:09:30 PM

Two girls one can?

moonage daydream		2013-02-01 09:09:47 PM

I work at a smoke/sex shop in Houston that sells Sum Poosie, so I'm getting a kick...

Dezilith		2013-02-01 09:11:01 PM

scottydoesntknow:

Ahhhh fark, I knew you'd come through for us.

Thank you Scotty, looks like you knew this one!

Apos		2013-02-01 09:12:57 PM

So what's this vulgar name? "Clitonic"?

gja		2013-02-01 09:12:58 PM

I'm laughing SO farking hard at some of this. Damnit I love Fark sometimes.

Shrapnel		2013-02-01 09:13:22 PM

Gyrfalcon		2013-02-01 09:13:46 PM

whistleridge: brap: Hmmm, I just saw a newscast and I'd like to try a cool refreshing glass of Ovary? Vagina? Uterus? Lady of the Night Assplay? Lady Juice? She who shall not be namederade?

Help me out, I'm grasping at straws here.

Coont. Twat. Axe Wound. Gash. Yogurt-spattered Orchid. Bearded Clam. Ummm...*checks internet*

Ah. Here we go:

[feministing.com image 850x856]

"Quivering quim" needs to be revived as a phrase.

Jeep2011		2013-02-01 09:14:13 PM

Prostitution in a can? Was it called bathroom Sex?

/Left Texas 16 Days ago
/Never looked back
/Party ever since
/too drunk to make sense
/I will lurk now

Shirley Ujest		2013-02-01 09:14:29 PM

Meat Curtains?

Dezilith		2013-02-01 09:15:18 PM

gja: I'm laughing SO farking hard at some of this. Damnit I love Fark sometimes.

This IS why I keep coming back.

/What? No Vajayjay?

jtown		2013-02-01 09:15:25 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Krieghund: Pussy in a can? Isn't that a Fleshlight?

[www.wtfeck.com image 436x640]

That's the most adorable take on "snakes in a can" that I've ever seen.

RoyHobbs22		2013-02-01 09:15:33 PM

The Drip?

FirstNationalBastard		2013-02-01 09:16:26 PM

Shirley Ujest: Meat Curtains?

No, that's the latest Oscar Mayer lunch meat.

/Goes great with new Nabisco Tits.

Trucker		2013-02-01 09:16:39 PM

Try a new name: Hookers and Blow.

"Hookers and Blow...Hookers and Blow...I'm gonna to get me some Hookers and Blow"

sheep snorter		2013-02-01 09:17:07 PM

HighZoolander		2013-02-01 09:17:08 PM

Dezilith		2013-02-01 09:17:10 PM

Seeing as they are prudes...

Cleavage? Melons? Gazongas?

Cerebral Knievel		2013-02-01 09:18:20 PM

FirstNationalBastard: brap: Hmmm, I just saw a newscast and I'd like to try a cool refreshing glass of Ovary? Vagina? Uterus? Lady of the Night Assplay? Lady Juice? She who shall not be namederade?

Help me out, I'm grasping at straws here.

Tang?

done

Buttle not Tuttle		2013-02-01 09:18:52 PM

Mulvatine?

Be sure to dink your Mulvatine!

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2013-02-01 09:18:55 PM

jake_lex		2013-02-01 09:19:42 PM

Hey, they better not take my Crab-Infested Crack Whore Giving Handjobs for $2 In A Filthy Bus Stop Bathroom Cola away!

Gnu Mutant		2013-02-01 09:19:56 PM

I have a can.

/csp

cwick		2013-02-01 09:20:00 PM

Shame Cave is a drink now?

swaniefrmreddeer		2013-02-01 09:21:16 PM

Grandmas Old Fashioned Cooter Juice

Indypendy		2013-02-01 09:21:22 PM

Sparkly va-jay-jay... for all the strippers.

ladyfortuna		2013-02-01 09:21:47 PM

Monster?

Craps the Gorilla		2013-02-01 09:22:08 PM

John Buck 41: FirstNationalBastard: If a so-called news outlet are such prudes that they won't name the thing being written about, they shouldn't write an article about it.

JESUS AITCH FARKING CHRISTO! THIS!

Mulva?

Agreed. i had my suspicions, but ultimately had to come to Fark comments here just to get confirmation. Prudes.

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