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(KHOU Houston)   Energy drink with name that invokes 'prostitution in a can' pulled from store   (khou.com) divider line 190
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2013-02-01 08:39:07 PM
cdn03.cdnwp.thefrisky.com
 
2013-02-01 08:40:46 PM
If a so-called news outlet are such prudes that they won't name the thing being written about, they shouldn't write an article about it.
 
2013-02-01 08:40:58 PM
Hmmm, I just saw a newscast and I'd like to try a cool refreshing glass of Ovary?  Vagina?  Uterus?  Lady of the Night Assplay?  Lady Juice?  She who shall not be namederade?

Help me out, I'm grasping at straws here.
 
2013-02-01 08:43:39 PM

brap: Hmmm, I just saw a newscast and I'd like to try a cool refreshing glass of Ovary?  Vagina?  Uterus?  Lady of the Night Assplay?  Lady Juice?  She who shall not be namederade?

Help me out, I'm grasping at straws here.


Tang?
 
2013-02-01 08:57:51 PM
fark censorship in the Boobies.
 
2013-02-01 09:01:00 PM

FirstNationalBastard: If a so-called news outlet are such prudes that they won't name the thing being written about, they shouldn't write an article about it.


JESUS AITCH FARKING CHRISTO! THIS!

Mulva?
 
2013-02-01 09:01:10 PM
FTA: <i>"I think it's disgraceful," said Emma Broussard, an officer with the Independence Heights <b>Super Neighborhood Association</b>. "I don't want this out here." </i>

If you're an officer of a Super Neighborhood Association, does that mean you're a Super coont?
 
2013-02-01 09:01:22 PM
proon tang
 
2013-02-01 09:02:27 PM
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2013-02-01 09:03:34 PM
Prostitution in a can is the best idea I've heard in a year.
 
2013-02-01 09:04:07 PM

FirstNationalBastard: If a so-called news outlet are such prudes that they won't name the thing being written about, they shouldn't write an article about it.


The FCC farking sucks shiat.
 
2013-02-01 09:04:08 PM

John Buck 41: Mulva?

Dolores!

 
2013-02-01 09:04:28 PM

brap: Hmmm, I just saw a newscast and I'd like to try a cool refreshing glass of Ovary?  Vagina?  Uterus?  Lady of the Night Assplay?  Lady Juice?  She who shall not be namederade?

Help me out, I'm grasping at straws here.


Felch?
 
2013-02-01 09:04:29 PM

FirstNationalBastard: If a so-called news outlet are such prudes that they won't name the thing being written about, they shouldn't write an article about it.


But they'll publish the name of suspected mass-murderers in shootings within moments of a presumptive ID.
 
2013-02-01 09:04:47 PM
Taint?
 
2013-02-01 09:05:18 PM

Muta: I can't just type the HTML codes anymore?


Just click "Raw HTML" to see the source, or click "Use HTML Buttons" and you'll have the "classic" editor
 
2013-02-01 09:06:08 PM
Tang, loved it!
 
2013-02-01 09:06:09 PM

brap: Hmmm, I just saw a newscast and I'd like to try a cool refreshing glass of Ovary?  Vagina?  Uterus?  Lady of the Night Assplay?  Lady Juice?  She who shall not be namederade?

Help me out, I'm grasping at straws here.


i.ytimg.com

Wouldn't be offended.  She's be offended if you DIDN'T allow it in your store.
 
2013-02-01 09:06:24 PM
Pussy in a can? Isn't that a Fleshlight?
 
2013-02-01 09:06:43 PM
Kunndt?
 
2013-02-01 09:07:05 PM
Fizzbiatch!
GUN!

/IT'S CRYSTAL METH IN A CAN!
 
2013-02-01 09:07:42 PM

Deacon Blue: Prostitution in a can is the best idea I've heard in a year.


F*cking in the ass is an old idea.
 
2013-02-01 09:07:43 PM

Krieghund: Pussy in a can? Isn't that a Fleshlight?


www.wtfeck.com
 
2013-02-01 09:09:09 PM

brap: Hmmm, I just saw a newscast and I'd like to try a cool refreshing glass of Ovary?  Vagina?  Uterus?  Lady of the Night Assplay?  Lady Juice?  She who shall not be namederade?

Help me out, I'm grasping at straws here.


Coont. Twat. Axe Wound. Gash. Yogurt-spattered Orchid. Bearded Clam. Ummm...*checks internet*

Ah. Here we go:

feministing.com
 
2013-02-01 09:09:30 PM
Two girls one can?
 
2013-02-01 09:09:47 PM
I work at a smoke/sex shop in Houston that sells Sum Poosie, so I'm getting a kick...
 
2013-02-01 09:11:01 PM

scottydoesntknow:


Ahhhh fark, I knew you'd come through for us.

Thank you Scotty, looks like you knew this one!
 
2013-02-01 09:12:57 PM
So what's this vulgar name? "Clitonic"?
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-02-01 09:12:58 PM
I'm laughing SO farking hard at some of this. Damnit I  love Fark sometimes.
 
2013-02-01 09:13:22 PM
www.paklinks.com
 
2013-02-01 09:13:46 PM

whistleridge: brap: Hmmm, I just saw a newscast and I'd like to try a cool refreshing glass of Ovary?  Vagina?  Uterus?  Lady of the Night Assplay?  Lady Juice?  She who shall not be namederade?

Help me out, I'm grasping at straws here.

Coont. Twat. Axe Wound. Gash. Yogurt-spattered Orchid. Bearded Clam. Ummm...*checks internet*

Ah. Here we go:

[feministing.com image 850x856]


"Quivering quim" needs to be revived as a phrase.
 
2013-02-01 09:14:13 PM
Prostitution in a can? Was it called bathroom Sex?

/Left Texas 16 Days ago
/Never looked back
/Party ever since
/too drunk to make sense
/I will lurk now
 
2013-02-01 09:14:29 PM
Meat Curtains?
 
2013-02-01 09:15:18 PM

gja: I'm laughing SO farking hard at some of this. Damnit I  love Fark sometimes.


This IS why I keep coming back.

/What? No Vajayjay?
 
2013-02-01 09:15:25 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Krieghund: Pussy in a can? Isn't that a Fleshlight?

[www.wtfeck.com image 436x640]


www.wtfeck.com

That's the most adorable take on "snakes in a can" that I've ever seen.
 
2013-02-01 09:15:33 PM
The Drip?
 
2013-02-01 09:16:26 PM

Shirley Ujest: Meat Curtains?


No, that's the latest Oscar Mayer lunch meat.

/Goes great with new Nabisco Tits.
 
2013-02-01 09:16:39 PM
Try a new name:  Hookers and Blow.

"Hookers and Blow...Hookers and Blow...I'm gonna to get me some Hookers and Blow"
 
2013-02-01 09:17:07 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-01 09:17:08 PM

brap: Hmmm, I just saw a newscast and I'd like to try a cool refreshing glass of Ovary?  Vagina?  Uterus?  Lady of the Night Assplay?  Lady Juice?  She who shall not be namederade?

Help me out, I'm grasping at straws here.


Yoohoo Hooha
 
2013-02-01 09:17:10 PM
Seeing as they are prudes...

Cleavage? Melons? Gazongas?
 
2013-02-01 09:18:20 PM

FirstNationalBastard: brap: Hmmm, I just saw a newscast and I'd like to try a cool refreshing glass of Ovary?  Vagina?  Uterus?  Lady of the Night Assplay?  Lady Juice?  She who shall not be namederade?

Help me out, I'm grasping at straws here.

Tang?


done
 
2013-02-01 09:18:52 PM
Mulvatine?

Be sure to dink your Mulvatine!
 
2013-02-01 09:18:55 PM

brap: Hmmm, I just saw a newscast and I'd like to try a cool refreshing glass of Ovary?  Vagina?  Uterus?  Lady of the Night Assplay?  Lady Juice?  She who shall not be namederade?

Help me out, I'm grasping at straws here.



Ho Loko
 
2013-02-01 09:19:42 PM
Hey, they better not take my Crab-Infested Crack Whore Giving Handjobs for $2 In A Filthy Bus Stop Bathroom Cola away!
 
2013-02-01 09:19:56 PM
I have a can.

/csp
 
2013-02-01 09:20:00 PM
Shame Cave is a drink now?
 
2013-02-01 09:21:16 PM
Grandmas Old Fashioned Cooter Juice
 
2013-02-01 09:21:22 PM
Sparkly va-jay-jay... for all the strippers.
 
2013-02-01 09:21:47 PM
Monster?
 
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