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(The Sun)   22 people who look worse than you in swimwear (w/ cringe-worthy, not-so-safe-for-work pics)   ( divider line
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2013-02-01 06:53:47 PM  
5 votes:

Damage control.
2013-02-01 06:56:23 PM  
4 votes:

And one for the farkettes (cause I'm not totally heartless...)
2013-02-01 06:29:01 PM  
3 votes:
it's a trap.
2013-02-01 05:23:38 PM  
3 votes:
I suddenly feel like I could be a swimsuit model.
2013-02-01 07:25:18 PM  
2 votes:
2013-02-01 06:29:14 PM  
2 votes:
The first two weren't too bad, but after that.....AWWW MY EYES!!!
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-02-01 04:35:57 PM  
2 votes:
Are they smoking hot? I don't click Sun links unless the people are smoking hot.

I also don't impose my swimsuit-covered body on other people.
2013-02-02 02:09:40 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-02-02 01:15:10 AM  
1 vote:

Ghastly: [ image 540x720]

Me at Port Dover.

Oh you
2013-02-01 10:21:47 PM  
1 vote:

RevBigfoot: They should have included Sarah Silverman in that list

/shudder ct ures/  SFW

I'd say she's far better than #1-22, that's for sure... She at least isn't wearing something like #2 that would be fine on someone half her size...
2013-02-01 09:36:29 PM  
1 vote:

Me at Port Dover.
2013-02-01 08:49:31 PM  
1 vote:

2013-02-01 08:47:19 PM  
1 vote:
I haven't worn a swimsuit in many years. I'm thinking that I might now be brave enough to try it again.
2013-02-01 08:45:40 PM  
1 vote:

Awesome T-Shirt: [ image 620x441]

[ image 237x344]

Six pack and biatch tits? You're not too picky...
2013-02-01 08:30:02 PM  
1 vote:
#12 creeps me out because he looks like your typical local business owner who also has a seat on the city council and coaches a girl's softball team on the weekends.
2013-02-01 08:12:53 PM  
1 vote:
I am just amazed that #2 managed to walk around without that bikini worming it way up her camel toe.
2013-02-01 07:36:14 PM  
1 vote:

LordBollocks: megarian: Wow. It's 14 degrees outside and I'm going to bust out the bikini in celebration of this article.

And wine. Lots of wine.

*Clicks profile*

If that's your real pic then HELL YES

Send me snowkini pics, first!!!
2013-02-01 07:29:12 PM  
1 vote:
I'm really not looking forward to this summer as it will be the first summer since having to finally give in and buzz my hair off (hair loss from thyroid cancer).

Anybody have advice for not looking too terrible with a shaved head at the beach?  Does having a tanned head make a world of difference?
2013-02-01 07:28:09 PM  
1 vote:

NASAM: Were are 18 & 19's weens?


Also I'm pretty sure 18 is doing it for the Lulz.
2013-02-01 06:23:08 PM  
1 vote:
OMG..the cd chick was bad enough, and make me wanna gouge out my eyeballs with a fork, but then...unbelievably, it got worse. Seriously, gay fat dudes, NOBODY, NOBODY thinks you in a bikini is hot.

/rinses out eyes with chlorine.
2013-02-01 06:20:50 PM  
1 vote:
That was painful. I love MILFS but ladies sometimes it is time to put the bikini away.
2013-02-01 06:19:02 PM  
1 vote:
Wow!! Subby is right!

/still will only wear a one-piece.
2013-02-01 06:11:48 PM  
1 vote:
Wow. It's 14 degrees outside and I'm going to bust out the bikini in celebration of this article.

And wine. Lots of wine.
2013-02-01 06:09:28 PM  
1 vote:
2013-02-01 06:04:40 PM  
1 vote:

MrHappyRotter: Hopefully we won't get banned for discussing something other than the article, though.

Just mention something about guns and you're golden.
2013-02-01 05:52:36 PM  
1 vote:
Wow, um...I'm an hourglass shaped size 16 and always felt like I was too fat to wear anything less than a burqa to the beach. Now I'm feeling a bit better about myself.

Still won't wear a bikini. Even if they do come in my size.
2013-02-01 05:31:40 PM  
1 vote:

Diogenes: I suddenly feel like I could be a swimsuit model.

Haha, this indeed.
2013-02-01 05:27:39 PM  
1 vote:
Sorry subby, several of them look far better than me in swimwear.  STILL ALIVE
2013-02-01 05:24:31 PM  
1 vote:

ZAZ: Are they smoking hot? I don't click Sun links unless the people are smoking hot.

I was wondering the same thing... if smoking hot = ugly, then ugly might be... no, no, I am not even going to click.
2013-02-01 05:21:29 PM  
1 vote:
Click the link, but don't dare scroll down.
2013-02-01 04:31:17 PM  
1 vote:
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