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(The Sun)   22 people who look worse than you in swimwear (w/ cringe-worthy, not-so-safe-for-work pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 116
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2013-02-01 06:44:25 PM
Welp.  I tried.  I really tried but I just couldn't scroll to the bottom without having to close the browser tab before I could hurl.
 
2013-02-01 06:44:26 PM
I'm always curious if these people have friends.
Like the kind of friend that says, "Dude...you should NOT try to get on American Idol."
But seeing some of them, I'm pretty sure the only real friends are in their head.
 
2013-02-01 06:50:44 PM

fuhfuhfuh: cig-mkr: Gawd, that there one #2 is damn shure hawt! How can I makes it my wallpaper?

1. Right click on picture
2. Select "Set As Wallpaper"
3. Click Yes on the dialog box asking you to confirm choice
4. Click second dialog box confirming/denying that you are drunk
5. Click Yes on the dialog box asking again to confirm your choice
6. Click Yes one more time on the dialog box asking you if you are damn sure
7. Enjoy

8. Fap, fap, fap
 
2013-02-01 06:52:41 PM

ZAZ: Are they smoking hot? I don't click Sun links unless the people are smoking hot.

I also don't impose my swimsuit-covered body on other people.


Candice Swanepoel is one of the people posted so take a guess.
 
2013-02-01 06:53:47 PM
www.12345stars.com

Damage control.
 
2013-02-01 06:53:57 PM

mikemoto: Number 16 looks kinda hittable to me


There's these trendy high waisted vintage looking swimsuits that would probably look really good on her body type, since she's busty. It's too bad so many people equate skimpy with sexy.
 
2013-02-01 06:55:04 PM

megarian: Wow. It's 14 degrees outside and I'm going to bust out the bikini in celebration of this article.

And wine. Lots of wine.


Can't wait to see you in the mugshot roundup.
 
2013-02-01 06:56:23 PM
www.golocalworcester.com

And one for the farkettes (cause I'm not totally heartless...)
 
2013-02-01 07:15:20 PM

Snargi: megarian: Wow. It's 14 degrees outside and I'm going to bust out the bikini in celebration of this article.

And wine. Lots of wine.

Can't wait to see you in the mugshot roundup.


That will be a proud day. No one on my family has ever made the news before. It'll either be the mugshot roundup or COPS. I guess it depends on the season.
 
2013-02-01 07:18:47 PM

megarian: Snargi: megarian: Wow. It's 14 degrees outside and I'm going to bust out the bikini in celebration of this article.

And wine. Lots of wine.

Can't wait to see you in the mugshot roundup.

That will be a proud day. No one on my family has ever made the news before. It'll either be the mugshot roundup or COPS. I guess it depends on the season.


In my family*. Although on would work in certain situations, too.
 
2013-02-01 07:19:19 PM
Welp, there goes my Friday night boner

/and my supper
 
2013-02-01 07:25:18 PM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-02-01 07:26:35 PM

clowncar on fire: [www.12345stars.com image 424x572]

Damage control.


whew!  Thanks!
 
2013-02-01 07:28:09 PM

NASAM: Were are 18 & 19's weens?


Tucked.

Also I'm pretty sure 18 is doing it for the Lulz.
 
2013-02-01 07:29:12 PM
I'm really not looking forward to this summer as it will be the first summer since having to finally give in and buzz my hair off (hair loss from thyroid cancer).

Anybody have advice for not looking too terrible with a shaved head at the beach?  Does having a tanned head make a world of difference?
 
2013-02-01 07:36:14 PM

LordBollocks: megarian: Wow. It's 14 degrees outside and I'm going to bust out the bikini in celebration of this article.

And wine. Lots of wine.

*Clicks profile*

If that's your real pic then HELL YES


Send me snowkini pics, first!!!
 
2013-02-01 07:45:37 PM
Shudder

I do look better. Thank you.

However, after seeing all those pics I feel kinda awful.
 
2013-02-01 07:48:12 PM

The Ghost of Tom Ace: I'm really not looking forward to this summer as it will be the first summer since having to finally give in and buzz my hair off (hair loss from thyroid cancer).

Anybody have advice for not looking too terrible with a shaved head at the beach?  Does having a tanned head make a world of difference?


Wow - i would think the beach would be one of the best places to rock with a shaved head.  How about a very awesome scarf, a super trendy floppy hat or cowboy hat w/ scarf underneath?  Add gold hoops to all of those looks and you're set.
I don't know that I'd tan much, I bet that if you've had hair on your head your whole life, that you'd burn pretty quickly.  And that will cause, well, cancer.  Which it sounds like you've already got covered.  So be safe and fashionable!

/also the last pic is what i imagine most farkers look like
//and F cancer.
 
2013-02-01 08:00:41 PM
why did i do that to myself

stabs out eyes
 
2013-02-01 08:11:11 PM
I will never be the same again...

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-01 08:12:53 PM
I am just amazed that #2 managed to walk around without that bikini worming it way up her camel toe.
 
2013-02-01 08:12:53 PM
The chick with anorexia made me recoil in horror.
 
2013-02-01 08:18:54 PM
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-02-01 08:30:02 PM
#12 creeps me out because he looks like your typical local business owner who also has a seat on the city council and coaches a girl's softball team on the weekends.
 
2013-02-01 08:30:44 PM
Now I will have to drink an entire 12 pack, a bottle of wine, then beat my head against a wall so I never remember this thread. Tequila may become involved.
 
2013-02-01 08:31:54 PM
img.thesun.co.uk

i257.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-01 08:45:40 PM

Awesome T-Shirt: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x441]

[i257.photobucket.com image 237x344]


Six pack and biatch tits? You're not too picky...
 
2013-02-01 08:47:03 PM
I think #1 is actually kind of hot.

/married
 
2013-02-01 08:47:19 PM
I haven't worn a swimsuit in many years. I'm thinking that I might now be brave enough to try it again.
 
2013-02-01 08:48:55 PM

The Ghost of Tom Ace: I'm really not looking forward to this summer as it will be the first summer since having to finally give in and buzz my hair off (hair loss from thyroid cancer).

Anybody have advice for not looking too terrible with a shaved head at the beach?  Does having a tanned head make a world of difference?


I do that anyway and have not had cancer. Just lather up some SPF 50 and you're good! Also floppy hats.
 
2013-02-01 08:49:31 PM
i36.photobucket.comi36.photobucket.com

i36.photobucket.comi36.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-01 08:54:59 PM

clowncar on fire: Damage control.


Thank you.
 
2013-02-01 08:58:27 PM

clowncar on fire: [www.12345stars.com image 424x572]

Damage control.


Thanks, I needed that.
 
2013-02-01 09:10:41 PM

Primitive Screwhead: [i36.photobucket.com image 248x200][i36.photobucket.com image 248x200]

[i36.photobucket.com image 248x200][i36.photobucket.com image 248x200]


Awesome.
 
2013-02-01 09:19:07 PM
They should have included Sarah Silverman in that list

/shudder

http://www.strangebeaver.com/2010/08/new-sarah-silverman-swimsuit-pi ct ures/  SFW
 
2013-02-01 09:22:50 PM
Huh. I thought only Americans were that atrocious.
 
2013-02-01 09:26:36 PM
Jokes on you, subby; I don't wear swimwear.
 
2013-02-01 09:31:10 PM
Eye bleach
www.strangebeaver.com
 
2013-02-01 09:36:29 PM
sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net

Me at Port Dover.
 
2013-02-01 09:39:09 PM
Number 15 tells me that, 10 years from now, Lindsey Lohan will have access to a time machine.
 
2013-02-01 09:45:43 PM

Ghastly: [sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net image 540x720]

Me at Port Dover.


Left or right?
 
2013-02-01 10:02:39 PM

RevBigfoot: Eye bleach


Damn. Nips with the diameter of an Italian salami.
 
2013-02-01 10:21:47 PM

RevBigfoot: They should have included Sarah Silverman in that list

/shudder

http://www.strangebeaver.com/2010/08/new-sarah-silverman-swimsuit-pi ct ures/  SFW


I'd say she's far better than #1-22, that's for sure... She at least isn't wearing something like #2 that would be fine on someone half her size...
 
2013-02-01 11:00:29 PM
I'd stick it in the second chick. Probably without even being drunk. And I might even tell people afterwards.
 
2013-02-01 11:37:10 PM
The Ghost of Tom Ace:
"I'm really not looking forward to this summer as it will be the first summer since having to finally give in and buzz my hair off (hair loss from thyroid cancer).

Anybody have advice for not looking too terrible with a shaved head at the beach?  Does having a tanned head make a world of difference?"

Just rock it with confidence. Like some of the people in tfa. J/k.

/sorry bout the cancer.
 
2013-02-01 11:44:33 PM
Return of blond gay vampire dude.
http://www.nastyhobbit.org/forum/funnies/gay-vampire-1.jpg  (clicky due to image hugeness)
 
2013-02-02 01:15:10 AM

Ghastly: [sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net image 540x720]

Me at Port Dover.


Oh you
 
2013-02-02 01:16:12 AM

KrustyKitten: The Ghost of Tom Ace: I'm really not looking forward to this summer as it will be the first summer since having to finally give in and buzz my hair off (hair loss from thyroid cancer).

Anybody have advice for not looking too terrible with a shaved head at the beach?  Does having a tanned head make a world of difference?

Wow - i would think the beach would be one of the best places to rock with a shaved head.  How about a very awesome scarf, a super trendy floppy hat or cowboy hat w/ scarf underneath?  Add gold hoops to all of those looks and you're set.
I don't know that I'd tan much, I bet that if you've had hair on your head your whole life, that you'd burn pretty quickly.  And that will cause, well, cancer.  Which it sounds like you've already got covered.  So be safe and fashionable!

/also the last pic is what i imagine most farkers look like
//and F cancer.


Probably a good idea to rawk an awesome hat.  Protect your head from too much sun...thinking that cancer  treatments can do really rude things to your body temperature controls.  Heatstroke, that sort of thing.

/ ...not to mention getting just a plain ordinary garden-variety sunburn can hurt like a mofo....
//  Rawk on...may you be claiming "CANCER SURVIVOR, BIATCHES!" for many years to come.
 
2013-02-02 01:18:09 AM
Awww yeah. Feeling pretty good about myself now.
 
2013-02-02 01:22:56 AM

The Ghost of Tom Ace: I'm really not looking forward to this summer as it will be the first summer since having to finally give in and buzz my hair off (hair loss from thyroid cancer).

Anybody have advice for not looking too terrible with a shaved head at the beach?  Does having a tanned head make a world of difference?


SPF bazillion on your head (and on your scar, btw, in case someone hasn't already told you to do so). Soft hat. Go out early in the spring and get juuuuuuust a little bit of a tan (like 15 minutes every other day for a week or two). I find that tends to give me a little extra protection during summer, but others may tell you that's actually a bad thing to do, so don't take my word for it. My hair came back almost entirely in about 18 months, but I didn't lose it all, so I dunno if you'll be perfectly fine next year. Here's hoping. :)
 
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