MaudlinMutantMollusk: I think he's a bit off centaur
BronyMedic: Dragonflew: Because People in power are Stupid: Another Brony caught in the act.I am just as creeped out by Bronies as I am by this guy.I don't know. I've seen your internet history. Brazilian Transvestite Fart porn and three hundred instances of the word "Mandingo Party bukkake" doesn't make you morally superior.
L.D. Ablo: Turns out he really did get the horse pregnant. The offspring:[www.thegauntlet.com image 650x488]
Dragonflew: Because People in power are Stupid: Another Brony caught in the act.I am just as creeped out by Bronies as I am by this guy.
swingerofbirches: I wonder if there is a country where this story wouldn't be funny and would be seen as a tragic indictment of society's failure to care for the safety and wellbeing of people with mental disorders. Somewhere where the story might be reported with some gravitas and people like say something like it's tragic, rather than it being reported on local news stations as the horse buggerer, or whatever it is that I'm sure they're saying.Someone in this thread even said it was a bonus that a pedophile killed himself. That's a horrible sentiment, first. Second, if he were a pedophile (which I highly doubt he was), that is a mental illness that should be treated. Since when is it acceptable to applaud mentally ill people for killing themselves? Third, it sounds like had something amiss (having sex with a woman, a horse, and indecency with a child makes it sound as if something neurologically is off). It's society's responsibility to keep someone with an issue like that safe from himself and from others.We didn't do either. This is an embarrassment to everyone and in cases where a person is ill, it's least an embarrassment to the ill indivdual himself, IMO.I know this is Fark, and I would have found this story funny if the guy were just drunk or something and only had been trying to have sex with a horse, but the fact that he also molested a child and killed himself makes the story sobering.
clowncar on fire: JonPace: This is the greatest story ever. Hilarious, ridiculous, and it ends with the hanging of a pedophile.Self immolation would have really rounded this tale off though.
Bit'O'Gristle: "I was trying to make the horse have a baby," Mendoza explained. "I was thinking it would have a horseman baby." He added, "I ain't going to lie, I blew a nut in the horse. I then got off the bucket and put my clothes back on and left. I promise that I have not been back over to the horse since that time."/This, beyond a doubt, is the stupidest statement I've ever had the misfortune of hearing someone say. Even worse than the "rape rape" comment. God, just deport him to some shiat third world country and let him spread his stupidity there.
xen0blue: Hey, it's his sexual preference. He should be able to sleep with whoever/whatever he wants. Keep out of his bedroom.RIGHT GUYS???
p the boiler: RevMark: FTA: "I ain't going to lie, I blew a nut in the horse."That's the best thing I've seen all week. That and MaudlinMutantMollusk's centaur quip. I'm crying over here.Based on the wit in his quote and his odd behavior I am going to bet he had been to Fark before he offed himself - since he is now dead can an admin tell us his screen name? I have a few guesses
jst3p: Gave that mare some[www.businessweek.com image 189x341]
RevMark: FTA: "I ain't going to lie, I blew a nut in the horse."That's the best thing I've seen all week. That and MaudlinMutantMollusk's centaur quip. I'm crying over here.
St_Francis_P: Mendoza, who had been waiting to hear from his girlfriend, noted that, "I told myself that if she didn't call me I was going to go next door and mess with the neighbor's horse."Mendoza explained. "I was thinking it would have a horseman baby."Moron. What the horseman has his face, what does he think the neighbors will do?
Heeh, I blew a nut!
jst3p: Better excuse:"Oh crap, I thought I was farking Sarah Jessica Parker!"
Tsar_Bomba1: Neigh means neigh!
Nabb1: Mendoza's criminal career subsequently ended when he hanged himself in a county jail, where he was being held on indecency with a child and trespassing charges.Hard to believe that guy had other issues.
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