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2013-02-01 03:07:41 PM
Mendoza, who had been waiting to hear from his girlfriend, noted that, "I told myself that if she didn't call me I was going to go next door and mess with the neighbor's horse."

Mendoza explained. "I was thinking it would have a horseman baby."


Moron. What the horseman has his face, what does he think the neighbors will do?
 
2013-02-01 03:10:29 PM
Another Brony caught in the act.
fanboynation.com
 
2013-02-01 03:17:02 PM
Mendoza's criminal career subsequently ended when he hanged himself in a county jail, where he was being held on indecency with a child and trespassing charges.
Hard to believe that guy had other issues.
 
2013-02-01 03:17:26 PM
I think he's a bit off centaur
 
2013-02-01 03:57:29 PM

Nabb1: Mendoza's criminal career subsequently ended when he hanged himself in a county jail, where he was being held on indecency with a child and trespassing charges.
Hard to believe that guy had other issues.


Yeah, do you know what they do to child rapists/bronies in prison? Let's just say that any death under watch of armed guards is suspicious.
 
2013-02-01 05:21:07 PM
Faith based teaching.
 
2013-02-01 05:21:14 PM
Neigh means neigh!
 
2013-02-01 05:23:37 PM
Better excuse:

"Oh crap, I thought I was farking Sarah Jessica Parker!"
 
2013-02-01 05:24:10 PM
I think he's a bit off centaur
Niiice.
 
2013-02-01 05:24:30 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I think he's a bit off centaur


Okay. I chortled.
 
2013-02-01 05:24:48 PM
And somehow it never occurred to him that in spite of his well-considered plan, there are no centaurs to be seen in this world. That should've been a clue.
 
2013-02-01 05:25:35 PM

Tsar_Bomba1: Neigh means neigh!


I had already finished typing and I looked up, and you beat me to it.

+1
 
2013-02-01 05:26:18 PM
How is horseman babby formed?
 
2013-02-01 05:26:40 PM
He blew a nut in the horse.  STILL ALIVE
 
2013-02-01 05:26:48 PM
This is the greatest story ever. Hilarious, ridiculous, and it ends with the hanging of a pedophile.
 
2013-02-01 05:27:26 PM
What a beautiful way to say how much I love you.
 
2013-02-01 05:28:41 PM
ohnevermind
 
2013-02-01 05:28:55 PM
seen fleeing from the scene

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-02-01 05:28:55 PM
I think this guy had part of his brain missing.
 
2013-02-01 05:29:21 PM
In prison, are horse farkers higher or lower than child molesters?
 
2013-02-01 05:29:23 PM

Fluid: And somehow it never occurred to him that in spite of his well-considered plan, there are no centaurs to be seen in this world. That should've been a clue.



 
2013-02-01 05:29:47 PM

jst3p: Better excuse:

"Oh crap, I thought I was farking Sarah Jessica Parker!"


Since you beat me to it, I'll post the pic.

encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-01 05:30:11 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I think he's a bit off centaur


This is the sort of crap I come here for. Brilliant.
 
2013-02-01 05:30:19 PM
 
2013-02-01 05:30:46 PM
So if I try to fark a horse with my penis and fail I go to jail, but if I successfully rape a horse with my hand I can get paid for doing this? Where's the justice man.
 
2013-02-01 05:31:47 PM
i877.photobucket.com
Heeh, I blew a nut!
 
2013-02-01 05:32:20 PM

JonPace: This is the greatest story ever. Hilarious, ridiculous, and it ends with the hanging of a pedophile.


Indeed.  It's like this story was written for Fark.

+1, subby.
 
2013-02-01 05:32:40 PM

MrHappyRotter: He blew a nut in the horse.  STILL ALIVE


Actually....
 
2013-02-01 05:34:24 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Nabb1: Mendoza's criminal career subsequently ended when he hanged himself in a county jail, where he was being held on indecency with a child and trespassing charges.
Hard to believe that guy had other issues.

Yeah, do you know what they do to child rapists/bronies in prison? Let's just say that any death under watch of armed guards is suspicious.


Bronies deserve worse than anything a prison guard can dish out.
 
2013-02-01 05:34:25 PM
i173.photobucket.com
Unavailable for comment
 
2013-02-01 05:35:09 PM
This is sort of like the story of the labyrinth except instead of using the string to get out he hangs himself.
 
2013-02-01 05:35:25 PM
FTA: "I ain't going to lie, I blew a nut in the horse."

That's the best thing I've seen all week. That and MaudlinMutantMollusk's centaur quip. I'm crying over here.
 
2013-02-01 05:35:56 PM
Was he able to pony up the bail money?
 
2013-02-01 05:36:25 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Another Brony caught in the act.
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Living the dream!
 
2013-02-01 05:36:51 PM

ChubbyTiger: MrHappyRotter: He blew a nut in the horse.  STILL ALIVE

Actually....


MrHappyRotter: ohnevermind


Lack of reading comprehension and sense of humor is no way to go through life.
 
2013-02-01 05:37:40 PM
www.cannibalthemusical.net


Is not amused
 
2013-02-01 05:38:01 PM

Treygreen13: This is sort of like the story of the labyrinth except instead of using the string to get out he hangs himself.


He had to. The Minotaur had a man butt and that would be weird.
 
2013-02-01 05:38:35 PM
horsegag.avi      (obscure?)
 
2013-02-01 05:39:59 PM
Mendoza's criminal career subsequently ended when he hanged himself in a county jail,

I wonder if he hung like a horse.


Oh and I love having a reason to post my favorite song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8
 
2013-02-01 05:41:25 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

MENDOZAAAA!1111
 
2013-02-01 05:42:05 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-01 05:45:11 PM
Mendoza explained. "I was thinking it would have a horseman baby."

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-01 05:45:12 PM

St_Francis_P: Mendoza, who had been waiting to hear from his girlfriend, noted that, "I told myself that if she didn't call me I was going to go next door and mess with the neighbor's horse."

Mendoza explained. "I was thinking it would have a horseman baby."

Moron. What the horseman has his face, what does he think the neighbors will do?


The facts of his life could be replaced by the facts in the life of horseyface
 
2013-02-01 05:47:47 PM

RevMark: FTA: "I ain't going to lie, I blew a nut in the horse."

That's the best thing I've seen all week. That and MaudlinMutantMollusk's centaur quip. I'm crying over here.


Based on the wit in his quote and his odd behavior I am going to bet he had been to Fark before he offed himself - since he is now dead can an admin tell us his screen name? I have a few guesses
 
2013-02-01 05:52:17 PM
THIS STATEMENT IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE

Jeez...The actual report was even funnier than the article. Just....DAMN.
 
2013-02-01 05:53:11 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Another Brony caught in the act.
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That was my first thought too....

I expected him to have a MLP shirt on.
 
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2013-02-01 05:54:11 PM

Glancing Blow: Is not amused


Wilbur? He hardly even knew her!
 
2013-02-01 05:55:03 PM
Gave that mare some

www.businessweek.com
 
2013-02-01 05:57:35 PM
He thought it was a donkey and was trying to get a piece of ass.
 
2013-02-01 05:58:38 PM
And really, who hasn't thought of screwing your neighbors pet when you get stood up, amirite guys?
 
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