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2013-02-01 01:59:43 PM
The only difference between politics and entertainment is that the commentators try to be a little more well-researched and thoughtful when it comes to entertainment.
 
2013-02-01 02:21:20 PM
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"Our evil plans are falling into place.  All that stands between us and world domination is several consecutive years of half time shows at the Super Bowl.  It all makes perfect sense: first, we have Madonna come out in an Egyptian head dress as a display of our awesome power.  Then, at this year's Beyonce show, we will probably have some uniformed guys on stage with her, which we will use a subliminal display of our might.  Next year, we will have Justin Beiber go out with a giant eye taped to his forehead and then the whole world will be ours mwa ha ha ha ha"
 
2013-02-01 03:25:13 PM
"If you look at some of Beyonce's performances... it's like the military industrial police state," Fawell tells Whispers, noting that the pop star has previously performed surrounded by male dancers in protective helmets.

Beyonce?  Puhlease.

Everyone knows Janet Jackson is the One True Glorious Leader of the Rhythm Nation!

www.bayareaflashmob.com
 
2013-02-01 03:26:48 PM
www.pivisuals.com
 
2013-02-01 03:29:49 PM
How about the garbage?
I don't see a - C: Garbage. As an option choice.
 
2013-02-01 03:31:49 PM
You wouldn't think there could be people who could make those that had a conniption over her inauguration performance look sane.  Yet here we are.
 
2013-02-01 03:35:58 PM
Politics tab.

I can't imagine Beyonce's show will be entertaining.
 
2013-02-01 03:40:50 PM
Fawell, who wrote New American Revolution: The Constitutional Overthrow of the United States Government, founded Elect a New Congress last June to fight against "the tyranny" he says U.S. presidents have started to exercise. He's fighting the Super Bowl show because it's an event he believes influences the minds of millions of Americans.

So, is he aware of his paranoid insanity or blissfully ignorant? Does he wake in the morning, look at his reflection in the mirror and just say "Who's crazy? Yeah, you're crazy."?
 
2013-02-01 03:40:57 PM
a secret and ancient group of rich and powerful people who once controlled every aspect of society.

Based on history, I kind of find it hard to believe that an ancient group of rich and powerful people would let in Italians or blacks.

Unless you're talking about Augusta Country Club.
 
2013-02-01 03:41:11 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: I can't imagine Beyonce's show will be entertaining.


I think it will be. The staging, lights, choreography and costumes will probably be good. I'm sure I'll be dancing along to "Bootylicious", "Single Ladies" and that other song of hers that I know.
 
2013-02-01 03:43:05 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Politics tab.

I can't imagine Beyonce's show will be entertaining.


If it actually happens, it can't be politics either.
 
2013-02-01 03:53:42 PM
How do so many deeply insane people manage to get so rich in this country?
 
2013-02-01 03:54:03 PM
I understand there will be a scattering of ameros to the crowd to introduce them to the coming North American Union.

www.mindhuestudio.com
 
2013-02-01 03:54:41 PM
Sometimes I wonder if all of the right wing conspiracy theories are really just made up crap from Reynolds  to sell more tinfoil.
 
2013-02-01 03:55:24 PM
They're taking down all our names RIGHT NOW!

Hang on. Someone's knocking on my do
 
2013-02-01 03:55:29 PM

Vegan Meat Popsicle: How do so many deeply insane people manage to get so rich in this country?


I think the self-confidence of the insane is a real benefit.  I think it's an advantage over their saner peers who are more likely to ask themselves "are people really going to buy a blanket with sleeves off of a TV commercial?"
 
2013-02-01 03:57:14 PM
Fawell is no stranger to politics and political controversy-his uncle Harris Fawell is a former Republican congressman from Illinois, his father, Bruce, was formerly a powerful chief judge in Dupage County, Illinois, and his cousin, Scott Fawell, served as former Illinois governor George Ryan's longtime chief of staff before going to jail on federal charges of racketeering and fraud.

Oh Christ, he's one of them. The Fawells are a plague.
 
2013-02-01 04:02:21 PM
Yes, Beyonce will immanentize the eschaton. It all makes sense now.
 
2013-02-01 04:04:15 PM
and here's the wonderful thing about this:

Thanks to the GOP filibuster of the DISCLOSE act,  we have absolutely NO idea how much money this obviously insane but poltically well-connect individual has, or who is giving it to him for what end.  So we can't tell whether we can simply put him on ignore as a fringoid lunatic, or whether we have to worry about his very special brand of crazy influencing national elections from here on out.


Ain't our current congress grand?
 
2013-02-01 04:06:54 PM

Rapmaster2000: Vegan Meat Popsicle: How do so many deeply insane people manage to get so rich in this country?

I think the self-confidence of the insane is a real benefit.  I think it's an advantage over their saner peers who are more likely to ask themselves "are people really going to buy a blanket with sleeves off of a TV commercial?"


A blanket with sleeves?!

*shutupandtakemymoney.jpg*
 
2013-02-01 04:09:29 PM
You know, I work, slave, and plan to use Beyonce to take over the world, and the farking Illuminati gets all the farking credit.

You know what?  Screw it.  They can have it.

Super Bowl half-time shows suck anyways.
 
2013-02-01 04:10:02 PM

cfletch13: Rapmaster2000: Vegan Meat Popsicle: How do so many deeply insane people manage to get so rich in this country?

I think the self-confidence of the insane is a real benefit.  I think it's an advantage over their saner peers who are more likely to ask themselves "are people really going to buy a blanket with sleeves off of a TV commercial?"

A blanket with sleeves?!

*shutupandtakemymoney.jpg*

images.politico.com
 
2013-02-01 04:11:56 PM

meat0918: You know, I work, slave, and plan to use Beyonce to take over the world, and the farking Illuminati gets all the farking credit.

You know what?  Screw it.  They can have it.

Super Bowl half-time shows suck anyways.


I took over the world once, but nobody even noticed.
 
2013-02-01 04:14:58 PM

vernonFL: AdolfOliverPanties: I can't imagine Beyonce's show will be entertaining.

I think it will be. The staging, lights, choreography and costumes will probably be good. I'm sure I'll be dancing along to "Bootylicious", "Single Ladies" and that other song of hers that I know.


Sometimes the production aspect of the halftime show is truly epic... I don't really listen to the performers as much as watch the thing take place, ohh and ahh over the fancy lights, and then try to catch people coming out and working on stage aspects while the show is going on. I've been to enough concerts to know that NORMALLY you can't even get 10 people to all get on stage in anything less than an hour, let alone 500 or so dancers, a huge stage, and a performer's own entourage, all in something like 15 minutes.
 
2013-02-01 04:16:16 PM

Vegan Meat Popsicle: How do so many deeply insane people manage to get so rich in this country?


I think some aren't really insane, but are instead talented grifters.
 
2013-02-01 04:23:37 PM
Man, I'm torn.  First I was all "WTF", but as I read more it turned into "what is this I don't even", but by the end I was all "LOL".  And all the while, with an overarching frisson of "Meh".

Could I get some guidance from the hive mind here?  I'm unsure which memetic attitude I should cop about this.
 
2013-02-01 04:25:51 PM

swahnhennessy: Yes, Beyonce will immanentize the eschaton. It all makes sense now.


Hail Eris, Aum Shiva.
I bet you are one of the only people on here who know where this SN originated.
If you ever wondered where it came from, here ya go.  If not, skip the wall of text.  From Illuminatus! Trilogy by Robert Anton Wilson.

The Midget versus the Digits

The Midget, whose name was Markoff Chaney, was no relative of the famous Chaneys of Hollywood, but people did keep making jokes about that. It was bad enough to be, by the standards of the gigantic and stupid majority, a freak; how much worse to be so named as to remind these big oversized clods of the cinema's two most famous portrayers of monstro-freaks; by the time the Midget was fifteen, he had built up a detestation for ordinary mankind that dwarfed (he hated that word) the relative misanthropies of Paul of Tarsus, Clement of Alexandria, Swift of Dublin and even Robert Putney Drake. Revenge, for sure, he would have. He would have revenge...

Damn the science of mathematics itself, the line, the square, the average, the whole measurable world that pronounced him a bizarre random factor. Once and for all, beyond fantasy, in the depth of his soul he declared war on the "statuatory ape," on law and order, on predictability, on negative entropy. He would be a random factor in every equation; from this day forward, unto death, it would be civil war: the Midget versus the Digits....

His first overt act began in Dayton the following Saturday. He was in Norton's Emporium, a glorified 5 & 10 ¢ store, when he saw the sign:

NO SALESPERSON
MAY LEAVE THE FLOOR
WITHOUT THE AUTHORIZATION
OF A SUPERIOR.

THE MGT.

What! he thought, are the poor girls supposed to pee in their panties if they can't find a superior? Years of school came back to him ("Please, may I leave the room, sir?") and rituals which had appeared nonsensical suddenly made sense in a sinister way. They were trying to reduce us all to predictable units, robots. Hah!...The following Wednesday, the Midget was back at Norton's and hiding in a coffee urn when the staff left and locked up. A few moments later, the sign was down and a subtly different one was in its place:

NO SALESPERSON
MAY LEAVE THE FLOOR
OR GO TO THE DOOR
WITHOUT THE AUTHORIZATION
OF A SUPERIOR.

THE MGT.

He came back several times in the next few weeks, and the sign remained. It was as he suspected: in a rigid hierarchy, nobody questions orders that seem to come from above, and those at the very top are so isolated from the actual work situation that they never see what is going on below. It was the chains of communication, not the means of production, that determined a social process.. Nothing signed "THE MGT." would ever be challenged; the Midget could always pass himself off as the Management.
 
2013-02-01 04:26:04 PM
The paranoid schizophrenics are just crawling out of the woodwork these days.
 
2013-02-01 04:27:42 PM
FTFA: "If you look at some of Beyonce's performances... it's like the military industrial police state," Fawell tells Whispers, noting that the pop star has previously performed surrounded by male dancers in protective helmets. "That's the subliminal message that will be spreading worldwide because everyone watches the Super Bowl."


opinionsgalore.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-01 04:30:59 PM
As far as I'm concerned, Beyonce can do anything she wants, especially if she does it half-clothed.
 
2013-02-01 04:37:19 PM
Fawell, who wrote New American Revolution: The Constitutional Overthrow of the United States Government,

Well, that seems perfectly sane
 
2013-02-01 04:38:17 PM
For libertarians, they're pretty authoritarian.
 
2013-02-01 04:38:28 PM

meat0918: You know, I work, slave, and plan to use Beyonce to take over the world, and the farking Illuminati gets all the farking credit.

You know what?  Screw it.  They can have it.

Super Bowl half-time shows suck anyways.


Not all of them:
www.morethings.com
 
2013-02-01 04:38:35 PM
Wait - first they found Richard III's bones and now this? How much more proof do we need sheeple?
 
2013-02-01 04:40:23 PM
lolz, i know this guy.
 
2013-02-01 04:41:14 PM

vernonFL: AdolfOliverPanties: I can't imagine Beyonce's show will be entertaining.

I think it will be. The staging, lights, choreography and costumes will probably be good. I'm sure I'll be dancing along to "Bootylicious", "Single Ladies" and that other song of hers that I know.


Yeah, but you're fabulous.  I'm not.
 
2013-02-01 04:46:32 PM
Ewige Blumenkraft!
 
2013-02-01 04:46:33 PM

miss diminutive: Fawell, who wrote New American Revolution: The Constitutional Overthrow of the United States Government, founded Elect a New Congress last June to fight against "the tyranny" he says U.S. presidents have started to exercise. He's fighting the Super Bowl show because it's an event he believes influences the minds of millions of Americans.

So, is he aware of his paranoid insanity or blissfully ignorant? Does he wake in the morning, look at his reflection in the mirror and just say "Who's crazy? Yeah, you're crazy."?



But behind his back the mirror mocks him.

danmayberry.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-01 04:48:40 PM
This thread sucks, and I shall help.

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1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-01 04:50:48 PM

halfof33: lolz, i know this guy.


Hockey?
 
2013-02-01 04:52:50 PM
stuffwhitepeoplelike.files.wordpress.com Ok guys, time to close up shop. Satire is now officially impossible.
 
2013-02-01 04:55:31 PM
The Illuminati would not have Beyonce in their group. They only take real artists.
 
2013-02-01 05:03:25 PM

Chagrin: halfof33: lolz, i know this guy.

Hockey?




No through db Scott's sister, who is actually pretty nice. Scott Fawell needs a donkey punch
 
2013-02-01 05:06:58 PM
Put it in the Gun Tab next time <B>subby</B>.
 
2013-02-01 05:08:07 PM
Hey Super PAC:

yeeeah.com
www.funatiq.com
fun.mnogoo.mk

Beyonce has a superb ass. Your argument is invalid.
 
2013-02-01 05:11:41 PM
Superb ass, but our popular music really does suck.
 
2013-02-01 05:12:13 PM

Rapmaster2000: meat0918: You know, I work, slave, and plan to use Beyonce to take over the world, and the farking Illuminati gets all the farking credit.

You know what?  Screw it.  They can have it.

Super Bowl half-time shows suck anyways.

I took over the world once, but nobody even noticed.


Y'know I could rule the world, if I could only get the parts
 
2013-02-01 05:12:53 PM
SuperPAC: Beyonce's Super Bowl performance is the work of the Illuminati. So does this go in the Politics Tab or Entertainment Tab?

i48.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-01 05:22:28 PM

miss diminutive: Fawell, who wrote New American Revolution: The Constitutional Overthrow of the United States Government, founded Elect a New Congress last June to fight against "the tyranny" he says U.S. presidents have started to exercise. He's fighting the Super Bowl show because it's an event he believes influences the minds of millions of Americans.

So, is he aware of his paranoid insanity or blissfully ignorant? Does he wake in the morning, look at his reflection in the mirror and just say "Who's crazy? Yeah, you're crazy."?


As far as I'm concerned, the very fact that Falwell is still walking around on this planet, un-struck by a meteor, is clear proof that God does not exist.
 
2013-02-01 05:32:31 PM
if anyone is proof on an Illuminati conspiracy it's Taylor Swift.
 
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