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(Jerusalem Post)   It turns out that everyone has something to hide, including Iran and their monkey   (jpost.com) divider line 91
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2013-02-01 03:25:14 PM
The before and after differences are easily explained.
The monkey in question was given a cool new mink hat as a reward for heroism.
For the media photo op, he was given a session in a tanning booth to achieve a healthy and vibrant look.
And his face simply was refigured by the super high velocity the rocket achieved.

Now, get back to being content citizens!
 
2013-02-01 03:25:31 PM
How about you and the horse you rode in on?
 
2013-02-01 03:37:27 PM
OMG THE MONKEY MUTATED IN SPACE!
I for one would like to be among the first to welcome our new Space Monkey Overlord.
 
2013-02-01 04:00:02 PM
Hide the monkey?

Uh, subby, I believe you're mixing your euphemisms.
 
2013-02-01 04:03:03 PM
Take it easy.
 
2013-02-01 04:13:00 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Hide the monkey?

Uh, subby, I believe you're mixing your euphemisms.


Clearly not a Beatles fan, amirite?
 
2013-02-01 04:21:37 PM

Solid State Vittles: I_Am_Weasel: Hide the monkey?

Uh, subby, I believe you're mixing your euphemisms.

Clearly not a Beatles fan, amirite?


Kids these days.
 
2013-02-01 04:26:46 PM
Shocking.
 
2013-02-01 04:30:10 PM
I'm not shocked by their fakery, but I'm shocked at how shoddy it is.  By contrast, the USA's "moon landing" still has folks convinced!
 
2013-02-01 04:30:23 PM
cdn.ismashphone.com
 
2013-02-01 04:32:03 PM
They are clearly behind the US in 'faking space achievements' technology.
 
2013-02-01 04:33:16 PM
That they had to use a "fake" monkey hints that they at least did something with the other monkey.
 
2013-02-01 04:34:25 PM
That minky!
 
2013-02-01 04:34:27 PM
Looks ok to me...

sheikyermami.com
 
2013-02-01 04:34:41 PM
They're so different that I'm almost convinced that this is just Iran trolling the world.
 
2013-02-01 04:35:16 PM
FTFA: "The new photo evidence could suggest that the launch of the "Pishgam" (Pioneer) craft did not actually take place, and might alleviate Western fears over Iranian advances in space technology. "

Wait, is this something that wasn't independently verified?  Are no countries able to determine whether or not Iran actually launches a rocket into space?  I can see swapping out the monkey if it didn't fare so well, but that's a big difference from faking the entire launch.
 
2013-02-01 04:35:43 PM
Of course, The Jerusalem Post has other reason to doubt Iran's claims. Does it?
 
2013-02-01 04:35:49 PM

spawn73: That they had to use a "fake" monkey hints that they at least did something with the other monkey.


I'm guessing that either the launch or the landing failed. Probably the former.
 
2013-02-01 04:35:58 PM

Tsar_Bomba1: Looks ok to me...

[sheikyermami.com image 364x400]


Wow, that's creepily well done.
 
2013-02-01 04:36:03 PM
content7.flixster.com

Monkey-touching: Not just for state disinformation.


/hot
 
2013-02-01 04:36:21 PM

Raoul Eaton: I'm not shocked by their fakery, but I'm shocked at how shoddy it is.  By contrast, the USA's "moon landing" still has folks convinced!


Ha! Good one!

2/10
 
2013-02-01 04:37:14 PM
Couldn't they have Photoshopped the monkey?
snuff3r.com
 
2013-02-01 04:38:04 PM

Raoul Eaton: I'm not shocked by their fakery, but I'm shocked at how shoddy it is.  By contrast, the USA's "moon landing" still has folks convinced!


Remember, the US didn't have the fancy "Photoshop" that the Iranians do now, they had to use real models/mockups, real people, etc.
 
2013-02-01 04:38:13 PM

Solid State Vittles: They're so different that I'm almost convinced that this is just Iran trolling the world.


Just as likely JPost is trolling its readers.
 
2013-02-01 04:41:11 PM
If Iran is gonna be that shoddy just to fake sending a monkey to space, I'm thinking the effects are going to really crappy when they try to fake a moon landing.

We had Kubrick and Hollywood sound stages.
 
2013-02-01 04:41:32 PM
FTA:
"The launch had initially alarmed some in the West because the long-range ballistic technology used to propel Iranian satellites into orbit could be put to use dispatching nuclear warheads to a target."

"The new photo evidence could suggest that the launch of the "Pishgam" (Pioneer) craft did not actually take place, and might alleviate Western fears over Iranian advances in space technology."



OOOOH, so that's why it's not in the U.S. news.

/Fear the hidden Nazis next door.
 
2013-02-01 04:41:44 PM
+1 for the headline, subby

\the higher you fly
 
2013-02-01 04:42:36 PM
This is not good, people.  How long before they start firing monkeys at our friends in Israel?
 
2013-02-01 04:42:47 PM
Is the monkey jewish?
 
2013-02-01 04:43:00 PM
the deeper you go the higher you fly so come on
 
2013-02-01 04:43:06 PM
Ha! Yeah that monkey on the right is...

*double take*

Wait a min...

*grabbing eyeglasses*

That...that...

*squinting*

*spluttering*

SON OF A biatch

*grabbing phone*
 
2013-02-01 04:44:27 PM

neversubmit: Solid State Vittles: They're so different that I'm almost convinced that this is just Iran trolling the world.

Just as likely JPost is trolling its readers.


You saying they went full MSNBC? You never go full MSNBC...
 
2013-02-01 04:45:11 PM

Solid State Vittles: I_Am_Weasel: Hide the monkey?

Uh, subby, I believe you're mixing your euphemisms.

Clearly not a Beatles fan, amirite?


The Beatles? Oh yes, I understand that they are some kind of popular 'beat combo'.
 
2013-02-01 04:46:10 PM
'Shop the monkey
'Shop the monkey
'Shop the monkey to life
 
2013-02-01 04:46:38 PM
He couldn't get away?
 
2013-02-01 04:48:07 PM

Voiceofreason01: Is the monkey jewish?


Dunno, can't tell if it's circumcised or not.

Maybe it was about to be, and that's why it initially has a mohel over its eye?
 
2013-02-01 04:48:39 PM

Tunney: Of course, The Jerusalem Post has other reason to doubt Iran's claims. Does it?


My first thought. I don't have anything against Jewish folks, but going to Jpost for Iran news is like going to Fox news for an impartial discussion of social structures in America.
 
2013-02-01 04:50:11 PM

Erix: Tsar_Bomba1: Looks ok to me...

[sheikyermami.com image 364x400]

Wow, that's creepily well done.


And worth a right-click-save.
I'm surprised no one has mentioned the shape of the nose being different.
 
2013-02-01 04:53:30 PM
Monkeyshines.
 
2013-02-01 04:53:49 PM

SirEattonHogg: If Iran is gonna be that shoddy just to fake sending a monkey to space, I'm thinking the effects are going to really crappy when they try to fake a moon landing.

We had Kubrick and Hollywood sound stages.


This could be their answer to Argo.
 
2013-02-01 04:54:14 PM
Israel and Iran just need to fark already. Cripes.
 
2013-02-01 04:54:36 PM

DonWrite: OMG THE MONKEY MUTATED IN SPACE!
I for one would like to be among the first to welcome our new Space Monkey Overlord.


deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-01 04:55:05 PM
Sent him in to orbit
And his rations were ginger bread.
Along came a joojoo,
Knocked my monkey coocoo.
They shopped my monkey heads.
 
2013-02-01 04:56:07 PM
/Could tell by the pixels

JC
 
2013-02-01 04:56:42 PM
obviously, Iran has perfected FTL and the after monkey is the same one, just younger.
 
2013-02-01 04:59:29 PM
Zionist propaganda. They're undervaluing Iranian photoshop capabilities.
 
2013-02-01 04:59:46 PM
So if Iran is incompetent enough to fake rocket launch, why is Israel so afraid that they can build an actual functional Nuclear Weapons?  Are they just scared of their own shadows?
 
2013-02-01 04:59:56 PM
Pretty good, subby.

OT : I'm more a McCartney fan, but John Lennon rips it up on this song.

Guy did a pretty good job patching this together Link

/ Love The White Album
 
2013-02-01 05:00:44 PM
Iran doesn't need fake rockets to hit Israel
 
2013-02-01 05:02:05 PM
Way to butcher the Beatles subby.
 
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