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(Ottawa Citizen)   I was just trying to get a glass of milk at 5am and a stranger on the street hugged me & gave me his SUV. I swear the bloody knives in the backseat aren't mine   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, SUV, insomnias  
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5682 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Feb 2013 at 3:46 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-01 09:38:50 PM  
This guy is one amazing story teller. He should write a book.

/A crazy crazy drug fueled criminal book.
//From jail. Which he hopefully never leaves.
2013-02-01 11:31:02 PM  
The worst part is that his defense attorney (public defender probably) will have to go along with his story and try to defend him based upon this testimony.

Rots of ruck.
2013-02-02 03:52:54 AM  
I'm told a lot of Americans are trying to get rid of their SUVs in this age of high gas prices.
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