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2013-02-01 08:20:30 PM

The Angry Hand of God: MythDragon: I thought the article was about implanting your penis into things.

I implanted mine into a goat one time. But before you guys start saying that's weird, it was a female goat.

As long as you were a gentleman and went down on her first, I don't see a problem with this.


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I'ms not goings down on goats. I'ms big rockstar now. They goes down on me! I don't have to do that anymore!
 
2013-02-01 08:38:52 PM
Fta:
' The Journal of Sexual Medicine documents that Asian penile nodules were also made from bullets, pearls, gems, ivory, jade and precious metals...'

I'm sure bullets are a poor choice of material for penile nodules.
 
2013-02-01 08:40:29 PM
Roll dem bones
 
2013-02-01 08:41:10 PM

steadyb: Fta:
' The Journal of Sexual Medicine documents that Asian penile nodules were also made from bullets, pearls, gems, ivory, jade and precious metals...'

I'm sure bullets are a poor choice of material for penile nodules.


Unless you really wanna bang a broad with your piece
 
2013-02-01 08:41:21 PM
They are correct about the Asian thing. Of all the dicks I've sucked in my time, I've come across this only once in Thailand and once in Vietnam. The Thai guy actually called it a "silicone implant" and claimed that it makes sex better for the woman though I doubt it. It's awful for the person giving the blowjob because its a bump in the middle. I regret my Viet friend who did this in two spots. Before he did this, he was one of my favorite people to suck off, his dick was the perfect long and skinny and perfect for sucking to orgasm but after he put those things in, it became way harder for me.
 
2013-02-01 10:21:26 PM

God-is-a-Taco: Yeah, it's a bit disconcerning that they're having an arms race with their penises.


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There's another kind of arms race?
 
2013-02-01 10:29:49 PM
I mentioned this to my coworker after reading tfa. He said his uncle (in prison, natch) did this to himself. Put a marble in. Claimed the ladies loved to hear the popping sound when he pulled out. Wasn't asian tho, mexican.

Funny that the article quoted females as saying they didn't like it. I haven't heard any chicks who got anything out of dick piercings either.
 
2013-02-01 10:34:19 PM
Given an infinite amount of time and nothing to fill that time with, at NO POINT would I cut open my dick.
It would NEVER cross my mind.
It wouldn't occur to me to pay someone to slice open my hammer and I would never think 'Hrm, I'm going to take a sharp instrument and cut up my own wangdangdoodle'.

/And I've pierced my nipples, tongue, ears, nose, labret and have tattoos.
 
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2013-02-02 05:15:36 AM
It's only a matter of time before Rammstein or Marilyn Manson does a song about it.
 
2013-02-02 06:18:27 AM
I'd wager the sole problem with DIY penis implants is the DIY part.
 
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