MaudlinMutantMollusk: AtticusFinchEsq: "The"? As in there's only one?

Came to say the same thing

/I can think of several right off the top tip

FTFY

So is this going to be the new baggy pants thing???

I propose we strike this headline from Fark and never discuss this topic again!

Pud: So is this supposed to be a pic. of what a penis implant might look like?

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*shudder*

Am I the only one here who counted the pips on the dice?

Take out the hyphen for maximum giggles.

Pud: So is this supposed to be a pic. of what a penis implant might look like?

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*shudder*

Make a saving throw

I gave subby's mom a penis implant

Before clicking the link I said to myself "dont' click on the link, don't click on the link".  I wish I had listened.

Nope. Nope. Nope.

Not going to click.

Not going to read.

Ha ha ha! I know this topic somewhat intimately. Copy and paste from a thread from years ago that I have linked in my profile:


"True confession time:

So about 10 years ago, I was reading a book called Modern Primitives. In this book was an illustration of a custom Japanese prisoners used to do; for ever year they were in jail, they would take a sharpened piece of bamboo and make an incision in the shaft of their penis and insert a pearl. After a few years, they would have a "studded" cock. Well, I thought this was the cat's meow, so I went and ordered surgical steel ball bearings, got a scalpel, sutures, and planned my alteration. One night, after a few beers, I figured the time had come. I prepped the area, assembled my tools, and made the first incision.


You would not believe how much the penis bleeds when cut.


I had a pool of blood in my lap in seconds. I tried to push the ball in, but it was too slippery, I couldn't get a grip, nor could I see through all the blood. Minutes of trying got me nowhere, so I finally gave up, bandaged my dong and mopped up the blood. I did learn the rule the headline stated that day, as well as alcohol thins out your blood."

I strongly recommend everyone search for the video "Kids in the Sandbox."  (This is totally NSFW, you were warned)

ArkAngel: Just the headline made me wince

Came to say this

Do not DIY. If you must have an implant, go to a professional doctor. Or for gods' sakes, just buy a sports car like the rest of us.

One of the men, a 25-year-old from a Texan prison, placed a heart carved out of a domino through an incision into his mid-dorsal foreskin that he made with the tip of a ballpoint pen

Oh...Oh dear. I'll be curled up in ball over in the corner, thank you.

FarkinHostile: Ha ha ha! I know this topic somewhat intimately. Copy and paste from a thread from years ago that I have linked in my profile:


"True confession time:

So about 10 years ago, I was reading a book called Modern Primitives. In this book was an illustration of a custom Japanese prisoners used to do; for ever year they were in jail, they would take a sharpened piece of bamboo and make an incision in the shaft of their penis and insert a pearl. After a few years, they would have a "studded" cock. Well, I thought this was the cat's meow, so I went and ordered surgical steel ball bearings, got a scalpel, sutures, and planned my alteration. One night, after a few beers, I figured the time had come. I prepped the area, assembled my tools, and made the first incision.


You would not believe how much the penis bleeds when cut.


I had a pool of blood in my lap in seconds. I tried to push the ball in, but it was too slippery, I couldn't get a grip, nor could I see through all the blood. Minutes of trying got me nowhere, so I finally gave up, bandaged my dong and mopped up the blood. I did learn the rule the headline stated that day, as well as alcohol thins out your blood."

So that's what a picture of a guy who would stick foreign objects in his thing looks like.  Huh.  Nice hat.

This says it all.

Jesus farking Christ on a cracker! DO NOT WANT!

FarkinHostile: Ha ha ha! I know this topic somewhat intimately. Copy and paste from a thread from years ago that I have linked in my profile:


"True confession time:

So about 10 years ago, I was reading a book called Modern Primitives. In this book was an illustration of a custom Japanese prisoners used to do; for ever year they were in jail, they would take a sharpened piece of bamboo and make an incision in the shaft of their penis and insert a pearl. After a few years, they would have a "studded" cock. Well, I thought this was the cat's meow, so I went and ordered surgical steel ball bearings, got a scalpel, sutures, and planned my alteration. One night, after a few beers, I figured the time had come. I prepped the area, assembled my tools, and made the first incision.


You would not believe how much the penis bleeds when cut.


I had a pool of blood in my lap in seconds. I tried to push the ball in, but it was too slippery, I couldn't get a grip, nor could I see through all the blood. Minutes of trying got me nowhere, so I finally gave up, bandaged my dong and mopped up the blood. I did learn the rule the headline stated that day, as well as alcohol thins out your blood."

I would've carried that secret to my grave if I were you, now you will be added to my favorites list with an appropriate reminder as to why.

I cannot, for the life of me, figure out why a man would do this to themselves.

Pud: So is this supposed to be a pic. of what a penis implant might look like?

[cdn.theatlantic.com image 615x330]

*shudder*

SWEET! Looks like my dick rolled a 40!

/what? your dick doesn't do 12d6 damage?

brap: Why anyone would want to make their dingdong look like it has smallpox I'll never know.

For her pleasure, of course!

Am I the only one who saw that image and thought "oh yes, I get to reroll the two 6s"

/SR34VR

Cheron: Pud: So is this supposed to be a pic. of what a penis implant might look like?

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*shudder*

Make a saving throw

Roll the boners.

Ah, good old 入珠

FarkinHostile: Ha ha ha! I know this topic somewhat intimately. Copy and paste from a thread from years ago that I have linked in my profile:


"True confession time:

So about 10 years ago, I was reading a book called Modern Primitives. In this book was an illustration of a custom Japanese prisoners used to do; for ever year they were in jail, they would take a sharpened piece of bamboo and make an incision in the shaft of their penis and insert a pearl. After a few years, they would have a "studded" cock. Well, I thought this was the cat's meow, so I went and ordered surgical steel ball bearings, got a scalpel, sutures, and planned my alteration. One night, after a few beers, I figured the time had come. I prepped the area, assembled my tools, and made the first incision.


You would not believe how much the penis bleeds when cut.


I had a pool of blood in my lap in seconds. I tried to push the ball in, but it was too slippery, I couldn't get a grip, nor could I see through all the blood. Minutes of trying got me nowhere, so I finally gave up, bandaged my dong and mopped up the blood. I did learn the rule the headline stated that day, as well as alcohol thins out your blood."

Sadly, I remember the 90s too. Why did I think a 10ga P.A. was a good idea? And don't get me started on branding - yeesh! Also, ow.

Are penis implants ever going to become a reality? We figured out boobs, why not cock?

Teiritzamna: Pud: So is this supposed to be a pic. of what a penis implant might look like?

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*shudder*

SWEET! Looks like my dick rolled a 40!

/what? your dick doesn't do 12d6 damage?

Thread = won

6-sided dice are for wimps.