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(SFGate)   Man kidnaps girl that doesn't exist   (sfgate.com) divider line 7
    More: Scary, AMBER Alert  
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14361 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Feb 2013 at 1:58 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-02-01 02:04:01 PM  
6 votes:
the other day upon the stair
i kidnapped a girl who wasn't there
she wasn't there again today
her relatives refuse to pay
2013-02-01 02:04:45 PM  
2 votes:
Come to think of it, Amber Alert would be a great porn name.
2013-02-01 03:34:16 PM  
1 votes:

Theaetetus: ThrobblefootSpectre: Theaetetus: And as for "actual feminist/lawyer logic," I'm sure Throbblefoot has a citation or quote...? A reputable source? Ah, yes, his ass. It may be good at raising a stink, but as far as truth is concerned, it's full of shiat.

You're not that stupid (completely utterly dishonest, but not that stupid).  So you know full well it is an exact parallel to logic used in courts to impose child support on men for children that aren't theirs.

And yet, those children exist. Gosh, I wonder if there's a crucial difference between a child who has rights and something you farted out?


He was using hyperbole to illustrate an injustice perpetrated in courtrooms across this country every day (by douchebags like you), but you knew that and aren't happy unless you're being a retarded farking contrarian asshole.
2013-02-01 03:04:38 PM  
1 votes:

KangTheMad: FarkinHostile: KangTheMad: Man, fark her. I bet the prison rape won't be made up


How cute. You think she is going to be charged just for falsely accusing a man of something.

/pinches cheek

Filing a false felony report is a felony. She's going to get charged with that.


It's California - don't be too sure.  They didn't bother to do anything to the girl in SoCal who accused that football player of rape. Even though he spent 5 years in jail.
2013-02-01 02:06:54 PM  
1 votes:

Bill_Wick's_Friend: the other day upon the stair
i kidnapped a girl who wasn't there
she wasn't there again today
her relatives refuse to pay


Thank you for creeping me out.

An original work?
2013-02-01 02:04:35 PM  
1 votes:

KangTheMad: Man, fark her. I bet the prison rape won't be made up



How cute. You think she is going to be charged just for falsely accusing a man of something.

/pinches cheek
2013-02-01 02:04:06 PM  
1 votes:
It would be hilarious if this guy's last name is Tuttle.
 
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