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2013-02-01 02:25:25 PM  
Twist vs. Twat
 
2013-02-01 02:43:34 PM  
Wow, not one comment from her on how she likes big black wieners.
 
2013-02-01 03:23:34 PM  
YOu're such a cute little fark that no one gives. Yes, you are. Yes, you are!
 
2013-02-01 03:27:00 PM  
I would much rather watch Adele eat .... without a tarp of course
 
2013-02-01 03:27:06 PM  
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-02-01 03:27:51 PM  
I read the article in spite of my better judgement and it seems like a pretty standard Handler interview.
 
2013-02-01 03:32:55 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Wow, not one comment from her on how she likes big black wieners.


Isn't that Lisa Lampanelli?
 
2013-02-01 03:33:52 PM  
with the nature of her comedy, it's kinda sad to see her really get offended.
 
2013-02-01 03:34:04 PM  
As someone who can laugh at most anything that was supposed to be funny, I never once laughed at anything Chelsea Handler ever had to say.  She just comes off as a hateful Biatch with no talent.
 
2013-02-01 03:36:49 PM  

Rhames: As someone who can laugh at most anything that was supposed to be funny, I never once laughed at anything Chelsea Handler ever had to say.  She just comes off as a hateful Biatch with no talent.


I agree 100%
 
2013-02-01 03:45:53 PM  

Rhames: As someone who can laugh at most anything that was supposed to be funny, I never once laughed at anything Chelsea Handler ever had to say.  She just comes off as a hateful Biatch with no talent.


I also agree 100%. The only people that like her are bitter hens that got dumped by their boyfriends for hotter, more stable women.
 
2013-02-01 03:47:59 PM  
I like Handler's show because it's mostly based on the notion that showbiz(including her show) is bullsh*t.
That's why it's my source for entertainment "news."
 
2013-02-01 03:51:16 PM  
Sad admission. I watched that episode.
 
2013-02-01 04:07:16 PM  
Eh, I find her show kind of amusing. It's obvious she's drunk for half of it. That's my kind of girl. I actually found "After Lately" to be hilarious. I follow a couple of the writers on her show on Twitter, and they can be pretty funny. For example, Jen Kirkman, who did the Abe Lincoln episode of "Drunk History". I also have a mad crush on her.

I caught Chelsea's standup from a few years ago on Comedy Central last week, it was decent, not great, not horrible. I also perused one of her books once when I was staying at a friend's place. Same thing: decent, nothing strong either way. She seems to be someone that likes to drink and have sex, and doesn't really give a shiat what people think, which I thought most people on this site admire.

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: I like Handler's show because it's mostly based on the notion that showbiz(including her show) is bullsh*t.
That's why it's my source for entertainment "news."


Same here. Though "The Soup" is my main source for entertainment news.
 
2013-02-01 04:08:57 PM  
Rosie?
www.jeffbots.com
 
2013-02-01 04:13:54 PM  

Diogenes: Twist vs. Twat

 
2013-02-01 04:14:52 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: I like Handler's show because it's mostly based on the notion that showbiz(including her show) is bullsh*t.


Kathy Griffin achieves that better, IMHO.
 
2013-02-01 04:19:11 PM  
Instead, they bickered their way through a funny segment on Handler's E! Network show,Chelsea Lately.

Well, now we know who posts all of the "Smokin' hot teacher/mom/etc shiat on here... NOTHING in that sounded "funny". At all.
 
2013-02-01 04:30:13 PM  
She's bitter about not finding fame until she was old.
 
2013-02-01 04:45:27 PM  
Even Dr. Manhattan -- who has walked across the face of the sun, and has witnessed events so tiny and so fast they can hardly be said to have occurred at all -- could not even begin to count the number of f*cks that no one gives in regards to this.
 
2013-02-01 04:58:50 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: She's bitter about not finding fame until she was old.


And the years have not been kind to her, clearly.
 
2013-02-01 05:02:15 PM  
I read her book where she writes about her sexual experiences. It was a dick shrivler. That's not how that should work.
 
2013-02-01 05:09:51 PM  
Why couldn't the crazy guy who kidnapped the child to his bunker have kidnapped these two instead?
 
2013-02-01 05:19:58 PM  

skinink: Why couldn't the crazy guy who kidnapped the child to his bunker have kidnapped these two instead?


Yes, Morgan kidnapped by a gun nut. Perfect.
 
2013-02-01 05:49:46 PM  
"To which the 37-year-old comedienne replied: "

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2013-02-01 06:02:15 PM  
Witness the battle of the witless.
 
2013-02-01 06:07:24 PM  
Chelsea Handler calling someone else "obnoxious" is the only thing she's ever said that has made me laugh.
 
2013-02-01 06:27:45 PM  

SlagginOff: Rhames: As someone who can laugh at most anything that was supposed to be funny, I never once laughed at anything Chelsea Handler ever had to say.  She just comes off as a hateful Biatch with no talent.

I also agree 100%. The only people that like her are bitter hens that got dumped by their boyfriends for hotter, more stable women.


I think she must have some dirty secrets on people in Hollywood, she's never been funny, she always looks like she just rolled out of bed (massive bags under her eyes) and gets WAY too much credit...I mean her late night show and then they tried to give her a sitcom? Pathetic.
 
2013-02-01 07:01:46 PM  
I would enjoy watching her "you been kicked in the balls" guy get at Piers.
 
2013-02-01 07:10:22 PM  
I think it's finally dawned on her that the only reason she has the show is because she was farking the boss at the time, and the only "talent" she has anymore is boning her male guests. Sarah Colonna and Jen Kirkman are both smarter and funnier than her, and she knows it, which is another reason she's always so angry and bitter.
 
2013-02-01 09:58:40 PM  
Who ARE these vulgar, awful people? Why do I have to hear about them? Why do they exist?
None of this makes any sense.
 
2013-02-01 10:08:57 PM  
i50.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-02 12:17:13 AM  
Chelsea Handler has done some of the best stand-up comedy routines I've ever seen. I'm sorry to see her lowered into this claptrap, she's above that. IMHO if network suits weren't such dickheads Ms. Handler would have had her own late night show on major TV years ago instead of some no talent ass like Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel or when are you going to die Letterman. If I had her talent and I was wasting away on some crap cable channel I'd be pissed off too.
 
2013-02-02 12:31:45 AM  
http://www.ihatethemedia.com/wp-content/uploads/chelsea_handler.jpg

Ahem...
Best looking Late Night Host and much better than Rosie the Riveter.

/NSFW
 
2013-02-02 12:32:57 AM  
Link

Ahem...
Best looking Late Night Host and much better than Rosie the Riveter.

/NSFW
 
2013-02-02 10:12:30 AM  
After reading the headline, then going to article, I have to agree because....
Who and Who?
Should I know these people?
And if I should know, why should I know them?

/Is it possible to give less than zero farks, or can we only end up dividing by zero?
 
2013-02-02 01:11:38 PM  

johnnygew: After reading the headline, then going to article, I have to agree because....
Who and Who?
Should I know these people?
And if I should know, why should I know them?

/Is it possible to give less than zero farks, or can we only end up dividing by zero?


Well, a couple weeks back there was an article posted here on Fark about some researchers managing to cool a gas to slightly below absolute zero, so I imagine it is theoretically possible to give less than zero farks.
 
2013-02-02 05:12:15 PM  

KrispyKritter: Chelsea Handler has done some of the best stand-up comedy routines I've ever seen. I'm sorry to see her lowered into this claptrap, she's above that. IMHO if network suits weren't such dickheads Ms. Handler would have had her own late night show on major TV years ago instead of some no talent ass like Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel or when are you going to die Letterman. If I had her talent and I was wasting away on some crap cable channel I'd be pissed off too.


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