D_Evans45: notmtwain: Why look for a man in the first place if she is truly asexual?// She never expressed any reason or desire to associate with any human, much less a man.Ive seen this in other asexual threads on Fark over the years, there are a few asexual Farkers. Some asexual people are actually sexually attracted to others, to the point that they fantasize about others, but it appears the actual physical act of sex mortifies them. I get the feeling some of these people are scared of their self image and what others might think about their body, rather than a biological absence of sex drive.Im sure there are plenty of asexuals who just arent wired to like sex, but there are numerous self identifying asexuals who actually do get sexual urges, but cant bring themselves to act on them for one reason or another.
FishyFred: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x354]Doesn't seem like such a tall order to me./TEETH
monoski: She would make a decent beard for some closeted conservative politician
socoloco: You can't eat meat, you can't fark. fark that. I gotta have some kind of flesh.
The_Fuzz: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x354][upload.wikimedia.org image 375x291]Possible partner?/the teethy guy, not the dog.
StaleCoffee: <i>Asexual vegan</i>Does the woman not own a cucumber?At least she's up front about not farking. Saved a lot of guys a lot of confusion and frustration. Except for the eternally optimistic but if you're going to aim for the unattainable, try shooting your load a bit higher.
farm machine: Speaking of punctuation, ask Dan Marino the difference a period can make.
Anthracite: I am at a loss... So kissing and toucking ok but no actual sex or are there "degrees" of being Asexual?
JesusJuice: I'd be okay with that as long as she didn't nag me or care if I farked other women.
HenryFnord: Sorry, seeing 'vegan' strapped on the end there is a deal killer.
WhippingBoy: Why is it that women have a compelling need to make other people as miserable as they are?
Rapmaster2000: How does your skin get wrecked in England when there isn't any sun?
MrBallou: JesusJuice: I'd be okay with that as long as she didn't nag me or care if I farked other women.Dreamer
blatz514: Not sure what that story was about but something caught my eye...[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x699]
brantgoose: Rapmaster2000: How does your skin get wrecked in England when there isn't any sun?Ultra-violet light pierces clouds and fog, so you risk a sun burn, even on overcast days, if you spend too much time outdoors. Also, wind, stress, and smoking can get you even in the dark of night. If you work outdoors you should wear skin protection even if the weather is hazy or overcast.The British are also known for their delicate, thin, pale skin so it doesn't take a Hell of an exposure to damage their skin over time. While some age gracefuly, turning as aristocratic and pale as Dracula, others turn into gruesome mummies by the age of thirty or forty. England, a land of many contrasts.
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jonjr215: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x354]Why the long face?
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