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2013-02-01 12:19:33 PM  

D_Evans45: notmtwain: Why look for a man in the first place if she is truly asexual?

//  She never expressed any reason or desire to associate with any human, much less a man.


Ive seen this in other asexual threads on Fark over the years, there are a few asexual Farkers. Some asexual people are actually sexually attracted to others, to the point that they fantasize about others, but it appears the actual physical act of sex mortifies them. I get the feeling some of these people are scared of their self image and what others might think about their body, rather than a biological absence of sex drive.

Im sure there are plenty of asexuals who just arent wired to like sex, but there are numerous self identifying asexuals who actually do get sexual urges, but cant bring themselves to act on them for one reason or another.


That would be called body image problem, not being asexual.  Asexual is not having those urges in the first place.
 
2013-02-01 12:19:39 PM  
I am at a loss... So kissing and toucking ok but no actual sex or are there "degrees" of being Asexual?
 
2013-02-01 12:19:54 PM  
That sounds like fun, but it's not.
 
2013-02-01 12:20:23 PM  
STONE HER!
 
2013-02-01 12:23:11 PM  

FishyFred: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x354]

Doesn't seem like such a tall order to me.

/TEETH


farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2013-02-01 12:23:37 PM  

monoski: She would make a decent beard for some closeted conservative politician


Apparently, Tom Cruise is in the running for the position.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJdMDvjfyQ0
 
2013-02-01 12:24:10 PM  

socoloco: You can't eat meat, you can't fark. fark that. I gotta have some kind of flesh.


She might as well chop my balls off and dress me like one of her favorite dolls at that point.

Actually, who am I kidding, I let most girls do that to me anyway.

/pathetic
 
2013-02-01 12:25:04 PM  
Lumpmoose: "As for how someone would pick a man vs. a woman for that role if they're truly asexual, I have no idea. "

If you're making a purely practical decision, "lower risk of public hassle; more legal benefits with fewer hoops; less stress from the family" would be expected to tilt things in favor of an opposite-sex partner in the acceptable-for-dating age range.
 
2013-02-01 12:25:51 PM  
Why?
 
2013-02-01 12:26:15 PM  
Just start buying cats lady.
 
2013-02-01 12:26:39 PM  
Anthracite: "are there "degrees" of being Asexual?"

There are degrees of *everything*.
There ain't a whole lot in this universe that fit neatly into buckets.

/ blame quantum dynamics
 
2013-02-01 12:27:32 PM  
She just hasn't had the right man to give her the Big O yet, you know leave her there shaking like a bowl of jello, curled up in a fetal position and whimpering like a puppy in a huge wet spot.
/ don't look at me, I'm not the guy for the job
 
2013-02-01 12:28:41 PM  
I was wondering what Ruth Fisher has been up to lately...
 
2013-02-01 12:28:56 PM  
Asexual vegan? This lady needs to get laid.
 
2013-02-01 12:30:36 PM  
Oh Subby, I did what you see there.
 
2013-02-01 12:31:44 PM  
I guess if you're going to live as an asexual vegan female, it helps to look like a least-effort M-to-F trans.  Also, notice that her neck is about 4 inches longer than the woman next to her? Reminds me of CGI Smegol.

I suppose it's pithy to poke fun at her looks and choices, lots of people go through life without knowing what they really want.  She looks really happy too.
 
2013-02-01 12:32:20 PM  
I just can't understand how anyone, men or women who don't snap one out everyonceinawhile.
 
2013-02-01 12:33:25 PM  
I'd be okay with that as long as she didn't nag me or care if I farked other women.
 
2013-02-01 12:36:34 PM  
<i>Asexual vegan</i>

Does the woman not own a cucumber?

At least she's up front about not farking. Saved a lot of guys a lot of confusion and frustration. Except for the eternally optimistic but if you're going to aim for the unattainable, try shooting your load a bit higher.
 
2013-02-01 12:37:58 PM  

The_Fuzz: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x354]


[upload.wikimedia.org image 375x291]

Possible partner?

/the teethy guy, not the dog.


And now  I'masexual too.
 
2013-02-01 12:38:04 PM  

StaleCoffee: <i>Asexual vegan</i>

Does the woman not own a cucumber?

At least she's up front about not farking. Saved a lot of guys a lot of confusion and frustration. Except for the eternally optimistic but if you're going to aim for the unattainable, try shooting your load a bit higher.


Well, get me a tissue, made a mess of myself there trying to do it manually.
 
2013-02-01 12:38:30 PM  
Sounds like my wife.

/take her, please
 
2013-02-01 12:38:40 PM  
i admire her up-front honesty. As opposed to having some coont you date, live with and marry decide to turn OFF the ON switch to 'You get none, son' 10 years ago (in a 19 yr marriage). But I'm not bitter.

/ shoot me now, please
 
2013-02-01 12:38:40 PM  

farm machine: Speaking of punctuation, ask Dan Marino the difference a period can make.


Let's not forget about punctuation!

"We're going out to eat Grandma!"
"We're going out to eat, Grandma!"
 
2013-02-01 12:39:09 PM  

Anthracite: I am at a loss... So kissing and toucking ok but no actual sex or are there "degrees" of being Asexual?


There's a whole spectrum, and also a difference between sexual and romantic orientations.  For example, I'm grey-A and  homoromantic, and I'm in a very fulfilling emotional/intellectual relationship with a wonderful lady that does also involve some kisses and a fair deal of cuddling.

/but because ace relationships tend to confuse a lot of people, I usually just describe myself as "lesbian" in casual conversation.
 
2013-02-01 12:39:57 PM  

JesusJuice: I'd be okay with that as long as she didn't nag me or care if I farked other women.


Dreamer
 
2013-02-01 12:40:03 PM  
I'll take the psychologist.
 
2013-02-01 12:40:35 PM  
Does anyone else see a TV show in the works?

Asexual vegan woman hooks up with oversexed carnivore man. Oh, think of the wacky hi-jinks!
 
2013-02-01 12:45:32 PM  
Id teach her to like sex.
 
2013-02-01 12:46:00 PM  
Why is it that women have a compelling need to make other people as miserable as they are?
 
2013-02-01 12:46:00 PM  
www.greenmeadowscarecenter.com

I think we may have found her guy.
 
2013-02-01 12:48:31 PM  
It's not like there aren't male chastity fetishists that would not only actually get off on not having sex, but even agree to being locked up so they couldn't even if they found another outlet.
Just go out and find someone complementarity warped lady,    It's not hard.
um, so to speak.

/seems to me a true asexual would be more meh about it.   Similar to  "back hurt?  OK, I'll rub it for you because I love you, not because I enjoy rubbing backs"  But she's actually put off by the idea of sex.  That's more anti- than a-.

 i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-01 12:49:57 PM  
I can't imagine she'd mind the man having sex with others.
 
2013-02-01 12:51:20 PM  

HenryFnord: Sorry, seeing 'vegan' strapped on the end there is a deal killer.


It was pretty obvious though wasn't it?  Crazy, Vegan.... they are pretty interchangeable.

/  Braces for the Vegans going all crazy on me.
 
2013-02-01 12:51:32 PM  

WhippingBoy: Why is it that women have a compelling need to make other people as miserable as they are?


They base their lives on one core principle:

"We're not happy until you're not happy."
 
2013-02-01 12:52:00 PM  

Rapmaster2000: How does your skin get wrecked in England when there isn't any sun?


Ultra-violet light pierces clouds and fog, so you risk a sun burn, even on overcast days, if you spend too much time outdoors. Also, wind, stress, and smoking can get you even in the dark of night. If you work outdoors you should wear skin protection even if the weather is hazy or overcast.

The British are also known for their delicate, thin, pale skin so it doesn't take a Hell of an exposure to damage their skin over time. While some age gracefuly, turning as aristocratic and pale as Dracula, others turn into gruesome mummies by the age of thirty or forty. England, a land of many contrasts.
 
2013-02-01 12:54:07 PM  
Found her a guy
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-01 12:55:18 PM  

WhippingBoy: Why is it that women have a compelling need to make other people as miserable as they are?


The rule of thumb was broken years ago and we've never recovered
 
2013-02-01 12:55:21 PM  
img2.owned.com
 
2013-02-01 12:55:37 PM  

MrBallou: JesusJuice: I'd be okay with that as long as she didn't nag me or care if I farked other women.

Dreamer


You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not
 
2013-02-01 12:56:56 PM  

blatz514: Not sure what that story was about but something caught my eye...[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x699]


My nongod, that is one fine example of the female form.
 
2013-02-01 12:57:03 PM  
Maybe I'm just being as stupid as people were about homosexuality 50 years ago, but I really think asexuality must involve some sort of psychological trauma or nerve damage, because sex is just objectively great.
 
2013-02-01 12:57:49 PM  

MrBallou: JesusJuice: I'd be okay with that as long as she didn't nag me or care if I farked other women.

Dreamer


Marriage is about compromise.  I'll agree not to have sex with her if she'll agree to be my domestic slave.
 
2013-02-01 12:59:35 PM  
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ROWR... Daddy Likey...
 
2013-02-01 12:59:49 PM  

brantgoose: Rapmaster2000: How does your skin get wrecked in England when there isn't any sun?

Ultra-violet light pierces clouds and fog, so you risk a sun burn, even on overcast days, if you spend too much time outdoors. Also, wind, stress, and smoking can get you even in the dark of night. If you work outdoors you should wear skin protection even if the weather is hazy or overcast.

The British are also known for their delicate, thin, pale skin so it doesn't take a Hell of an exposure to damage their skin over time. While some age gracefuly, turning as aristocratic and pale as Dracula, others turn into gruesome mummies by the age of thirty or forty. England, a land of many contrasts.


Nice.
 
2013-02-01 12:59:51 PM  
Good solution: find another asexual to marry.

Usual solution: find someone and force them to join you in asexuality.
 
2013-02-01 01:00:44 PM  

Cyno01: [img2.owned.com image 516x575]


Image cracks me up every time.  This chick is damaged goods, stay away, attempt no landing there.  Somebody hook her up with sheldon cooper.
 
2013-02-01 01:02:49 PM  

jonjr215: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x354]
Why the long face?


*High Fivehead!*
 
2013-02-01 01:03:07 PM  
Aw crap. I think I'm asexual.

/my lawn
//off
//hahaha...lawn. It can mean two things.
 
2013-02-01 01:03:29 PM  
My Uncle Jamal says he is trisexual... because he will try anything sexual.
 
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