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2013-02-01 10:59:16 AM  
I could be asexual with her.
 
2013-02-01 11:02:58 AM  
Since her article for the Mail, Lisa said she's had really positive response from AVEN [the Asexual Visibility and Education Network].

There, you found the right folks.  Now run from the media and their infantile, exploitative perspective on sex and never look back.
 
2013-02-01 11:07:23 AM  
My aunt worked for AVEN, and rose to the top quickly, as she was incredibly successful at not selling cosmetics.  She was so frigid we used to set our beers on her to keep them chilled.
 
2013-02-01 11:10:11 AM  
Why look for a man in the first place if she is truly asexual?

//  She never expressed any reason or desire to associate with any human, much less a man.
 
2013-02-01 11:12:31 AM  
At least she's telling the guy the truth before marriage, instead of letting him find out afterward.

/still bitter
 
2013-02-01 11:16:15 AM  

notmtwain: Why look for a man in the first place if she is truly asexual?

//  She never expressed any reason or desire to associate with any human, much less a man.


Many asexuals still want a companion or life partner.  As for how someone would pick a man vs. a woman for that role if they're truly asexual, I have no idea.
 
2013-02-01 11:24:39 AM  
Q: Is she willing to support me while I sit around the house all day typing on fark?
 
2013-02-01 11:42:50 AM  
Does she require him not to have sex too, or just not to have sex with her? If she's okay with him stepping out for physical contact, I'm sure there are people amenable to that kind of arrangement.
 
2013-02-01 11:46:26 AM  
How does your skin get wrecked in England when there isn't any sun?
 
2013-02-01 11:52:27 AM  
When I was on OK Cupid I would occasionally run across young ladies that described themselves as "asexual".

Good luck to them.
 
2013-02-01 12:00:28 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Doesn't seem like such a tall order to me.

/TEETH
 
2013-02-01 12:03:23 PM  
Not gonna be a problem
 
2013-02-01 12:03:52 PM  

brap: My aunt worked for AVEN, and rose to the top quickly, as she was incredibly successful at not selling cosmetics.  She was so frigid we used to set our beers on her to keep them chilled.


Oh you.
 
2013-02-01 12:04:14 PM  

FishyFred: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x354]

Doesn't seem like such a tall order to me.

/TEETH


/FOREHEAD
 
2013-02-01 12:04:14 PM  
Wonder if she has tried anal?
 
2013-02-01 12:04:35 PM  
That's a rough 29 years.
 
2013-02-01 12:05:43 PM  
Bsmart. Use Abag ...
 
2013-02-01 12:06:23 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-02-01 12:07:30 PM  
I have to wonder why a penis is required when she has no intention of putting it to good use.
 
2013-02-01 12:07:33 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk


upload.wikimedia.org

Possible partner?

/the teethy guy, not the dog.
 
2013-02-01 12:07:34 PM  
That's a hard 29 right there.

Lumpmoose: Many asexuals still want a companion or life partner.  As for how someone would pick a man vs. a woman for that role if they're truly asexual, I have no idea.


That is what has always confused me.  So you get a heterosexual partner and live out some kind weird domestic lifestyle without sex or kids (unless you adopt) and all that.  Why not just settle into a college esque roommate style thing?  It seems much more efficient and less problematic if you decide you want to jack it to some lesbian poor or go pick someone at the bar because the urge has struck.
 
2013-02-01 12:07:44 PM  

bhcompy: FishyFred: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x354]

Doesn't seem like such a tall order to me.

/TEETH

/FOREHEAD


FIVEHEAD
 
2013-02-01 12:08:51 PM  
Sorry, seeing 'vegan' strapped on the end there is a deal killer.
 
2013-02-01 12:08:55 PM  

bhcompy: FishyFred: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x354]

Doesn't seem like such a tall order to me.

/TEETH

/FOREFIVEHEAD

 
2013-02-01 12:09:16 PM  
Asexual (and demi) men/women aren't that rare. Most don't advertise it though.

She's just an attention whore.
 
2013-02-01 12:09:36 PM  
At least she still maintains her hoo-ha ...
 s17.postimage.org
 
2013-02-01 12:09:37 PM  
/shakes tiny forehead at Hack Patooey
 
2013-02-01 12:09:44 PM  
Asexual vegan.

Yeah lady, that's a tall order. Someone could enjoy that relationship, I'm sure. Just not me nor anyone I know.
 
2013-02-01 12:10:10 PM  

MrBallou: At least she's telling the guy the truth before marriage, instead of letting him find out afterward.

/still bitter


This
 
2013-02-01 12:11:10 PM  

ha-ha-guy: So you get a heterosexual partner and live out some kind weird domestic lifestyle without sex or kids (unless you adopt) and all that.  Why not just settle into a college esque roommate style thing?  It seems much more efficient and less problematic if you decide you want to jack it to some lesbian poor or go pick someone at the bar because the urge has struck.


Doesn't mean there's no romance--just no farking.
 
2013-02-01 12:11:19 PM  
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Space, the final frontier...
 
2013-02-01 12:11:39 PM  

cgraves67: I have to wonder why a penis is required when she has no intention of putting it to good use.


Good point, wouldn't she get along better with another woman, after all women would share the same interest better then with a man.
 
2013-02-01 12:12:43 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
Why the long face?
 
2013-02-01 12:12:43 PM  
She would make a decent beard for some closeted conservative politician
 
2013-02-01 12:12:55 PM  
She should just become a nun since she is going to live a life getting none
 
2013-02-01 12:13:12 PM  
bet she has sharp knees too.. she looks kinda pointy all over... wouldnt be a comfortable ride
 
2013-02-01 12:13:18 PM  

FishyFred: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x354]

Doesn't seem like such a tall order to me.

/TEETH


Man, that's a rough 29.
 
2013-02-01 12:13:21 PM  
I willing to not have sex with her.
 
2013-02-01 12:13:51 PM  
Asexual relationship? It's called marriage.
 
2013-02-01 12:14:08 PM  

notmtwain: Why look for a man in the first place if she is truly asexual?

//  She never expressed any reason or desire to associate with any human, much less a man.



Ive seen this in other asexual threads on Fark over the years, there are a few asexual Farkers. Some asexual people are actually sexually attracted to others, to the point that they fantasize about others, but it appears the actual physical act of sex mortifies them. I get the feeling some of these people are scared of their self image and what others might think about their body, rather than a biological absence of sex drive.

Im sure there are plenty of asexuals who just arent wired to like sex, but there are numerous self identifying asexuals who actually do get sexual urges, but cant bring themselves to act on them for one reason or another.
 
2013-02-01 12:14:08 PM  

ha-ha-guy: if you decide you want to jack it to some lesbian poor or go pick someone at the bar because the urge has struck.


I'm always looking for porn featuring poor lesbians. They're the bestest cuz they'll do anything for money.
 
2013-02-01 12:14:33 PM  
There's no way she's even as young as 39, much less 29.
 
2013-02-01 12:15:01 PM  
simpsonswiki.net
Sympathises. Looking for Amanda Hugginkiss.
 
2013-02-01 12:15:27 PM  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Asexual vegan.

Yeah lady, that's a tall order. Someone could enjoy that relationship, I'm sure. Just not me nor anyone I know.


That's why she needs a world wide media advertisement. So she can find the 2-3 people who could live with that and choose amongst them.
 
2013-02-01 12:17:13 PM  
Make sure she doesn't run into Raoul Mendoza.

/or watch Nuns and Nazis
 
2013-02-01 12:17:25 PM  

jonjr215: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x354]
Why the long face?


DEFINATELY a 4 1/2 head.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-02-01 12:17:25 PM  
Not sure what that story was about but something caught my eye...i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-02-01 12:18:45 PM  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Asexual vegan.

Yeah lady, that's a tall order. Someone could enjoy that relationship, I'm sure. Just not me nor anyone I know.


t2.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-01 12:18:53 PM  
Speaking of punctuation, ask Dan Marino the difference a period can make.
 
2013-02-01 12:19:16 PM  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Asexual vegan.

Yeah lady, that's a tall order. Someone could enjoy that relationship, I'm sure. Just not me nor anyone I know.


You can't eat meat, you can't fark. fark that. I gotta have some kind of flesh.
 
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