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(Bitten and Bound)   A Hollywood red carpet escort, with Stamos-Levine looks, is cashing in on his A-list insider dope in his expose 'Arm Candy.' Julia Roberts hollers, Sharon Stone is a diva and Megan Fox is known to melt down   (bittenandbound.com) divider line 19
    More: Interesting, Megan Fox, Sharon Stone, Christopher Gaida, red carpet, diva, Jessica Alba, Angelina Jolie, Cameron Diaz  
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2013-02-01 11:04:12 AM  
After rtfa, I found out that this guy just escorts actresses down the red carpets at events, and not have sex with them.

Some of said actresses are mean to rude (and probably some are nice and classy, but that does not sell books).

/there, now you don't have to shell out money for his crappy book
//or click on the link
///meh
 
2013-02-01 12:10:10 PM  
Wait, no sex stories?

That wasn't part of the deal, book writer.  THAT WASN'T PART OF THE DEAL.
 
2013-02-01 12:12:43 PM  

johnnieconnie: After rtfa, I found out that this guy just escorts actresses down the red carpets at events, and not have sex with them.

Some of said actresses are mean to rude (and probably some are nice and classy, but that does not sell books).

/there, now you don't have to shell out money for his crappy book
//or click on the link
///meh


TFA didn't even state mean or rude, Roberts yelled at him once.  BFD.

Bold text above sums it up.
 
2013-02-01 12:14:09 PM  

johnnieconnie: /there, now you don't have to shell out money for his crappy book


I would read

Chick Tracts
Anything about Dianetics
Handouts from Westboro Baptist
Documentation for office equipment
Snooki's book
The Twilight trilogy
That whole website about the time cube

before I resorted to this book for leisure reading material.
 
2013-02-01 12:36:04 PM  

johnnieconnie: After rtfa, I found out that this guy just escorts actresses down the red carpets at events, and not have sex with them.

Some of said actresses are mean to rude (and probably some are nice and classy, but that does not sell books).

/there, now you don't have to shell out money for his crappy book
//or click on the link
///meh


So, what does a guy get paid for walking a couple hundred feet with a smiling woman these days?

//DNRTFA, much less the book.
 
2013-02-01 01:01:48 PM  
OMG someone had a meltdown! That must be a unique trait that only big time stars possess.

Oh wait I've had meltdowns over being interrupted and other petty shiat.

Cut these guys some slack will ya
 
2013-02-01 01:01:59 PM  
I'm surprised we never got a Jennifer Lawrence thread since the wardobe malfunction.
Jennifer is the newest Britney since.....Britney. Selena Gomez almost held the title for awhile, but the press appears to have left with Bieber.
 
2013-02-01 01:04:21 PM  
Wow, how incredibly uninteresting
 
2013-02-01 01:32:58 PM  

LowbrowDeluxe: Wait, no sex stories?

That wasn't part of the deal, book writer.  THAT WASN'T PART OF THE DEAL.


the guy is obviously a queer.
 
2013-02-01 01:37:19 PM  
So Megan Fox and Julia Roberts get stressed out about these things and sometimes act out and have emotions.  OMG, they're real people.
 
2013-02-01 01:51:08 PM  

Kurmudgeon: I'm surprised we never got a Jennifer Lawrence thread since the wardobe malfunction.


Ummm yes we did.
 
2013-02-01 02:12:10 PM  
Wanted to read that as "Julia Roberts is a screamer"
 
2013-02-01 02:54:14 PM  

grinding_journalist: johnnieconnie: /there, now you don't have to shell out money for his crappy book

I would read

Chick Tracts
Anything about Dianetics
Handouts from Westboro Baptist
Documentation for office equipment
Snooki's book
The Twilight trilogy
That whole website about the time cube

before I resorted to this book for leisure reading material.


Twilight has 4 books, not 3. And I apologize for knowing that.
 
2013-02-01 03:14:17 PM  

EmmaLou: So Megan Fox and Julia Roberts get stressed out about these things and sometimes act out and have emotions.  OMG, they're real people.


real people have real problems and so can sometimes justify a stress related outburst.

these people have no real problems.  No, "there is a spot on my dress" is not a real problem to a rich person.  No, "my coffee is 3 degrees too cold" is not a real problem.  NO, "my diamond shoes are too tight and my wallet is too big for my fifties" is not a real problem.  If you are stressed out because your difficult job of pretending is so hard...  maybe you should try a different career.  or perhaps since most of these people have enough money to NEVER WORK AGAIN they could just, you know, DO THAT.
 
2013-02-01 03:28:49 PM  
I can't read this subby.  Is it supposed to make sense?
 
2013-02-01 04:00:09 PM  
He looks like he'd escort Jim Nabors if you know what I mean.
 
2013-02-01 06:48:28 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Wanted to read that as "Julia Roberts is a screamer"


I'd be willing to make her holler . . .
 
2013-02-01 07:29:50 PM  

TommyDeuce: WhiskeySticks: Wanted to read that as "Julia Roberts is a screamer"

I'd be willing to make her holler . . .


It's really more of a whinny.
 
2013-02-02 04:05:58 AM  
Thanks, press release!  Now I know when to go buy this book!
 
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