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(TwinCities.com)   Man stops into Burger King for a Whopper on lunch break, decides to grab a Whopper Jr. instead   (twincities.com) divider line 20
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2013-02-01 10:06:46 AM
6 votes:
Special orders don't upset us, but that's not want we meant by 'hold the pickle'
2013-02-01 11:31:16 AM
3 votes:
Attempted carjacking?
2013-02-01 11:03:52 AM
3 votes:
can't jerk it YOUR car at burger king on YOUR lunch break?

Thanks Obama!
2013-02-01 11:35:52 AM
2 votes:
This was all a misunderstanding. He actually works for Burger King, and was making the secret sauce.
2013-02-01 11:09:08 AM
2 votes:
Go away. Batin'...
2013-02-01 10:51:09 AM
2 votes:
This is why I always masturbate at McDonalds. No one's gonna complain there.
2013-02-01 10:49:59 AM
2 votes:
I'm pretty excited the chicken sandwiches are buy one get one, but not this excited.
2013-02-01 09:25:44 AM
2 votes:
What's more disturbing is he was fantasizing about this guy.

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2013-02-01 09:14:17 AM
2 votes:
Well, I can't think of anything sexier than a Burger King parking lot, so I can see why he couldn't help himself.  He should have however, gotten busy in the bathroom.  The Humpty Man would have approved.
2013-02-01 03:36:04 PM
1 votes:
Did it cum with mayo?
2013-02-01 12:53:49 PM
1 votes:

Coco LaFemme: Well, I can't think of anything sexier than a Burger King parking lot


Keep thinking....

according2g.com
2013-02-01 12:41:06 PM
1 votes:

Pair-o-Dice: wyltoknow: This is why I always masturbate at McDonalds. No one's gonna complain there.

I prefer Jack-in-the-Box.
And what the hell do you do with that 'mess'?


You mean the "mayo"?
2013-02-01 11:35:20 AM
1 votes:
I thought you were supposed to get busy in the BK bathroom...
2013-02-01 11:25:34 AM
1 votes:
now offering real fruit smoothies and Mocha FAPPES
2013-02-01 11:17:14 AM
1 votes:
a Hand Spun Shake.
2013-02-01 10:57:29 AM
1 votes:
Sometimes I feel bad because I think I am a bit of a perv, then I read stories about people like this and feel better about myself.
2013-02-01 10:54:57 AM
1 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: The woman is the pervert. Why is she watching people masturbate while she's with her kid? FREAK


I was wondering the same thing.  It takes two people to "repeatedly make eye contact."

Also, you NEVER make eye contact! 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UJ9Ggs3Dkk (Whitest Kids U Know Slow Jerk)  (Maybe a little NSFW)
2013-02-01 10:52:37 AM
1 votes:
www.iconsoffright.com
2013-02-01 10:50:50 AM
1 votes:
The woman is the pervert. Why is she watching people masturbate while she's with her kid? FREAK
2013-02-01 09:13:39 AM
1 votes:
"Have it your way" indeed.
 
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