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(   Man stops into Burger King for a Whopper on lunch break, decides to grab a Whopper Jr. instead   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Farmington, patrol cars  
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17768 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Feb 2013 at 10:43 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-01 12:53:49 PM  
1 vote:

Coco LaFemme: Well, I can't think of anything sexier than a Burger King parking lot

Keep thinking....
2013-02-01 10:57:29 AM  
1 vote:
Sometimes I feel bad because I think I am a bit of a perv, then I read stories about people like this and feel better about myself.
2013-02-01 10:56:02 AM  
1 vote:
After searching and handcuffing him, police attempted to adjust his pants to cover him up before placing him in the back of the squad car.

It's going to take me all day to get that disturbing image out of my head. Although if the adjustment was geometrically complicated, the perp was more immune to deflating circumstances than most people.
2013-02-01 10:54:57 AM  
1 vote:

HotWingConspiracy: The woman is the pervert. Why is she watching people masturbate while she's with her kid? FREAK

I was wondering the same thing.  It takes two people to "repeatedly make eye contact."

Also, you NEVER make eye contact! (Whitest Kids U Know Slow Jerk)  (Maybe a little NSFW)
2013-02-01 09:14:17 AM  
1 vote:
Well, I can't think of anything sexier than a Burger King parking lot, so I can see why he couldn't help himself.  He should have however, gotten busy in the bathroom.  The Humpty Man would have approved.
2013-02-01 09:13:39 AM  
1 vote:
"Have it your way" indeed.
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