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(TwinCities.com)   Man stops into Burger King for a Whopper on lunch break, decides to grab a Whopper Jr. instead   (twincities.com) divider line 52
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2013-02-01 09:13:39 AM
"Have it your way" indeed.
 
2013-02-01 09:14:17 AM
Well, I can't think of anything sexier than a Burger King parking lot, so I can see why he couldn't help himself.  He should have however, gotten busy in the bathroom.  The Humpty Man would have approved.
 
2013-02-01 09:17:06 AM
Whopper Jr, so good why not grab 2.
 
2013-02-01 09:25:44 AM
What's more disturbing is he was fantasizing about this guy.

images.sodahead.com
 
2013-02-01 09:42:24 AM
Better keep him away from any horse racing tracks if he gets that excited over a Whopper.
 
2013-02-01 10:06:46 AM
Special orders don't upset us, but that's not want we meant by 'hold the pickle'
 
2013-02-01 10:47:09 AM
He said it wasn't the first time he'd done so, the complaint said.

Like a boss!
 
2013-02-01 10:49:11 AM
Flogging some horse meat, eh?

/Burger King meat trifecta in play?
 
2013-02-01 10:49:36 AM
This guy sounds criminally stupid.
 
2013-02-01 10:49:59 AM
I'm pretty excited the chicken sandwiches are buy one get one, but not this excited.
 
2013-02-01 10:50:21 AM

Dead for Tax Reasons: Special orders don't upset us, but that's not want we meant by 'hold the pickle'


OK, I lawl'd.  Thanks for that.
 
2013-02-01 10:50:50 AM
The woman is the pervert. Why is she watching people masturbate while she's with her kid? FREAK
 
2013-02-01 10:50:54 AM
 
2013-02-01 10:51:09 AM
This is why I always masturbate at McDonalds. No one's gonna complain there.
 
2013-02-01 10:52:37 AM
www.iconsoffright.com
 
2013-02-01 10:54:57 AM

HotWingConspiracy: The woman is the pervert. Why is she watching people masturbate while she's with her kid? FREAK


I was wondering the same thing.  It takes two people to "repeatedly make eye contact."

Also, you NEVER make eye contact! 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UJ9Ggs3Dkk (Whitest Kids U Know Slow Jerk)  (Maybe a little NSFW)
 
2013-02-01 10:56:02 AM
After searching and handcuffing him, police attempted to adjust his pants to cover him up before placing him in the back of the squad car.

It's going to take me all day to get that disturbing image out of my head. Although if the adjustment was geometrically complicated, the perp was more immune to deflating circumstances than most people.
 
2013-02-01 10:56:41 AM
I like to drive through McDonald's and order a Big Mac, then take out the two pickle slices, rub them in the special sauce really well on one side and stick them on my nipples, so far be it from me to judge this guy.
 
2013-02-01 10:57:27 AM
Liquid Schwarzhoff?
 
2013-02-01 10:57:29 AM
Sometimes I feel bad because I think I am a bit of a perv, then I read stories about people like this and feel better about myself.
 
2013-02-01 11:03:01 AM

Well I use Mac/Linux...: I like to drive through McDonald's and order a Big Mac, then take out the two pickle slices, rub them in the special sauce really well on one side and stick them on my nipples, so far be it from me to judge this guy.


Your style, I likes it.
 
2013-02-01 11:03:52 AM
can't jerk it YOUR car at burger king on YOUR lunch break?

Thanks Obama!
 
2013-02-01 11:05:02 AM
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

/approves
 
2013-02-01 11:05:23 AM

wyltoknow: This is why I always masturbate at McDonalds. No one's gonna complain there.


I prefer Jack-in-the-Box.
And what the hell do you do with that 'mess'?
 
2013-02-01 11:09:08 AM
Go away. Batin'...
 
2013-02-01 11:17:14 AM
a Hand Spun Shake.
 
2013-02-01 11:18:06 AM

Tridentata: After searching and handcuffing him, police attempted to adjust his pants to cover him up before placing him in the back of the squad car.

It's going to take me all day to get that disturbing image out of my head. Although if the adjustment was geometrically complicated, the perp was more immune to deflating circumstances than most people.


Here is a remedy for you. A Skittles touch commercial, put your finger where the skittle is and watch a kitty cat lick your finger.  Link
/you can thank me later.
 
2013-02-01 11:25:34 AM
now offering real fruit smoothies and Mocha FAPPES
 
2013-02-01 11:31:16 AM
Attempted carjacking?
 
2013-02-01 11:32:10 AM

Tenatra: Tridentata: After searching and handcuffing him, police attempted to adjust his pants to cover him up before placing him in the back of the squad car.

It's going to take me all day to get that disturbing image out of my head. Although if the adjustment was geometrically complicated, the perp was more immune to deflating circumstances than most people.

Here is a remedy for you. A Skittles touch commercial, put your finger where the skittle is and watch a kitty cat lick your finger.  Link
/you can thank me later.


Picture the man from the article putting his dick where the skittle is.
 
2013-02-01 11:33:15 AM
did it take two hands to handle his whopper?
 
2013-02-01 11:35:20 AM
I thought you were supposed to get busy in the BK bathroom...
 
2013-02-01 11:35:52 AM
This was all a misunderstanding. He actually works for Burger King, and was making the secret sauce.
 
2013-02-01 11:40:08 AM
Cabin fever is in full swing with the -20 degree whether we've been having.
 
2013-02-01 11:50:36 AM

Well I use Mac/Linux...: Tenatra: Tridentata: After searching and handcuffing him, police attempted to adjust his pants to cover him up before placing him in the back of the squad car.

It's going to take me all day to get that disturbing image out of my head. Although if the adjustment was geometrically complicated, the perp was more immune to deflating circumstances than most people.

Here is a remedy for you. A Skittles touch commercial, put your finger where the skittle is and watch a kitty cat lick your finger.  Link
/you can thank me later.

Picture the man from the article putting his dick where the skittle is.


NO, and you can't make me.
 
2013-02-01 12:24:52 PM
WHERE IS YOUR ROD NOW?
i902.photobucket.com
OR WAD I GUESS
 
2013-02-01 12:41:06 PM

Pair-o-Dice: wyltoknow: This is why I always masturbate at McDonalds. No one's gonna complain there.

I prefer Jack-in-the-Box.
And what the hell do you do with that 'mess'?


You mean the "mayo"?
 
2013-02-01 12:46:29 PM

bearded clamorer: Attempted carjacking?


...and we're done here folks, thanks for coming.
 
2013-02-01 12:53:49 PM

Coco LaFemme: Well, I can't think of anything sexier than a Burger King parking lot


Keep thinking....

according2g.com
 
2013-02-01 12:54:37 PM

Pair-o-Dice: wyltoknow: This is why I always masturbate at McDonalds. No one's gonna complain there.

I prefer Jack-in-the-Box.
And what the hell do you do with that 'mess'?


You should always ask for extra napkins when receiving your order.
Of course you end up having to spend the rest of the day with pieces of napkin stuck to your member the rest of the day.

/no I don't know from experience
//I heard about it from Fark
///penis
 
2013-02-01 12:56:35 PM
timharrod:
WHERE IS YOUR ROD NOW?
[i902.photobucket.com image 250x280]
OR WAD I GUESS


Is something dribbling down the King's chin?
 
2013-02-01 01:09:53 PM
considering the guy saved up for a year and a half to buy a set of wheels after the driver told him "You can't do that on the bus", gee whiz.

Well I use Mac/Linux...: I like to drive through McDonald's and order a Big Mac, then take out the two pickle slices, rub them in the special sauce really well on one side and stick them on my nipples, so far be it from me to judge this guy.


you are fast food
 
2013-02-01 01:30:06 PM
Sounds like mommy needs to mind her own business. It thoroughly disgusts me that i can choke the one eyed gopher when the urge hits because of idiots like the woman who called the cops on him.
 
2013-02-01 01:51:55 PM

The Angry Hand of God: [www.iconsoffright.com image 325x183]


jesus christ dude, there are just some things you don't talk about in public!
 
2013-02-01 01:53:55 PM
Oh come on. Like who hasn't done that?
 
2013-02-01 02:03:10 PM

bearded clamorer: Attempted carjacking?


Now honestly, did they ever give anyone a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?
 
2013-02-01 02:59:45 PM
*reads article*

So, he works in an HR department. I'm not surprised....
 
2013-02-01 03:36:04 PM
Did it cum with mayo?
 
2013-02-01 03:45:05 PM

groppet: Did it cum with mayo?


lol
 
2013-02-01 04:52:16 PM
(Reads article)

I just... wow.
 
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