Spanky_McFarksalot: laying there in a ball is winning? huh, guess I've been winning fights for years
namegoeshere: Holding onto a toddler while being flung quite a distance by a tornado and having your back broken and your arm flayed is, yes.
Spanky_McFarksalot: and what happened to the tornado? nothin, went along its merry way. #tigerblood #winning
namegoeshere: Spanky_McFarksalot: laying there in a ball is winning? huh, guess I've been winning fights for yearsHolding onto a toddler while being flung quite a distance by a tornado and having your back broken and your arm flayed is, yes.
Vegan Meat Popsicle: When a tornado hits you head on and fails to kill you, you win.
SwiftFox: Darwin approves of this too, I think.
brantgoose: Grandmothers are the lynch pin of most of this evolution
Englebert Slaptyback: "She's got a broke back in two places, a broken femur. The skin is gone from one hand down to her elbow. She has bleeding on the brain, cuts all over. She's black and blue all over," said Hayes.With absolutely no snark, I'll say that is a damn fine use of the 'Hero' tag.
Dimensio: [mimg.ugo.com image 467x338]Impressed./obscure?
KidneyStone: That tornado was 1/4 mile wide and was on the ground for 2 miles. Friggin evil.
brantgoose: SwiftFox: Darwin approves of this too, I think.Bless her. That kind of courage and selflessness justifies the use of the hero tag.And Darwin would indeed be very pleased to see an illustration of why the longevity of grandmothers is subject to natural selection. courage and selflessness.
namegoeshere: Little Old Ladies are the toughest creatures on the planet. I was watching one of those ER shows, and the big young guys are all screaming and moaning over having IVs started. This Little Old Lady is rolled in with her leg broken so badly, her foot is on sideways. She's chatting away with the staff about how it happened. The nurse asks her to rate her pain and she says, "I don't know... maybe a two?"
HypnozombieX: Damn, Georgia women are hardcore.
muckin refarkable: That tornado's just lucky she have a ladle or wooden spoon handy. She would have farked it up
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