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2013-02-01 09:13:43 AM  
15 votes:
s13.postimage.org
2013-02-01 09:25:16 AM  
8 votes:
twimg0-a.akamaihd.net
2013-02-01 09:18:22 AM  
5 votes:
We need a more interesting Jesus anyways.  Vampires are hot, right?   Let's go with the SubGenius idea:  The Vampire Jesus --He gave His blood for you... ...and now he wants it BACK!
2013-02-01 10:45:29 AM  
4 votes:
www.profilebrand.com
2013-02-01 09:22:41 AM  
4 votes:
duregger.net
2013-02-01 11:59:39 AM  
3 votes:
Bodybuilder Jesus strangely absent...

i.imgur.com
2013-02-01 10:47:18 AM  
3 votes:
www.faithmouse.com
Ant
2013-02-01 10:39:00 AM  
3 votes:

Englebert Slaptyback: I don't think they can make him any whiter.


They should make him cut his hair, shave that hippy beard, and maybe show him smoking a pipe.
www.flashnews.com
2013-02-01 12:15:01 PM  
2 votes:
cdn.ebaumsworld.com

sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
2013-02-01 10:37:30 AM  
2 votes:

Diogenes: I have no idea whatsoever what this means.


"Look at all the trucks I give"?
2013-02-01 10:26:55 AM  
2 votes:
I actually have this picture in my ocean-themed guest bathroom. I found it at Goodwill and was very impressed by Jesus' beautiful teeth.

www.newsmax.com
2013-02-01 10:00:09 AM  
2 votes:
You know, when I think of Jesus Christ, "fratboy douche" is not the first image that springs to mind.
2013-02-01 09:47:04 AM  
2 votes:

Tommy Moo: Why is there a skull on the table? shiat.


There's a lot farked up in that picture.

Why is there a map on the wall behind them? Is that a lampshade on the right, or is that painted onto the map? What's up with the two playing cards on the table? What kind of game do you play with just two cards? Why are there nunchucks hanging on the doorknob?  Is this guy simultaneously smoking, drinking, shooting up, and snorting lines? Holy shiatsnacks, Jebus is in for quite a ride if so! What's that handprint doing on the door? Is that supposed to imply that the guy doesn't wash his hands, in addition to his many other sins?
2013-02-01 09:24:14 AM  
2 votes:

abfalter: We need a more interesting Jesus anyways.  Vampires are hot, right?   Let's go with the SubGenius idea:  The Vampire Jesus --He gave His blood for you... ...and now he wants it BACK!


img.photobucket.com
2013-02-01 09:23:51 AM  
2 votes:

abfalter: It is funny. I'm white and any pictures I have of Jesus are white. My wife is black and any pictures of Jesus she has are black. Yet, we're both wrong. He's from Bethlehem, so he's Middle Eastern.


christianyogamagazine.com

Chinese Jesus apparently lived in the Qing dynasty.
2013-02-01 09:23:01 AM  
2 votes:

PonceAlyosha: durbnpoisn: Not to mention that he is depicted as a white guy while being from an area with no white people.

Except for all of those Roman occupiers.


So you're saying his father was Naughtius Maximus?

www.wearysloth.com
2013-02-01 12:21:09 PM  
1 votes:

Tommy Moo: I don't think I know anyone who keeps a human skull as a table piece


Really? Umm ...


quick, look, a funny cat picture!

img22.imageshack.us
2013-02-01 11:50:59 AM  
1 votes:
i141.photobucket.com
2013-02-01 11:26:05 AM  
1 votes:
Wait... Jack Burton is Jesus?

www.wisconsingazette.com

/"Everybody relax, I'm here."
2013-02-01 10:55:22 AM  
1 votes:

freetomato: [www.faithmouse.com image 500x622]


Is that Michael Jackson? So his soul remained black, even though he turned white? I guess that actually makes sense. Although, why has Jebus stolen his glove?
2013-02-01 10:53:26 AM  
1 votes:

freetomato: [www.faithmouse.com image 500x622]


WTF
2013-02-01 10:40:45 AM  
1 votes:
Meet the new grifters, same as the old grifters.
2013-02-01 10:39:31 AM  
1 votes:

Diogenes


I have no idea whatsoever what this means.


"And Jesus said, this is my toy truck. Take of it and play with it. Maketh thou the 'brrrm-brrrm' engine noise and honketh thou the imaginary horn."
Ant
2013-02-01 10:35:49 AM  
1 votes:
Jesus doesn't need help shooting up!
lh4.ggpht.com
2013-02-01 10:20:55 AM  
1 votes:
How can he afford a makeover on a landscaper's salary?
2013-02-01 10:09:12 AM  
1 votes:
Well that was a thoroughly boring and uninteresting wall of text.  Anyone have a synopsis for someone who might care, but just not enough to read it all?
2013-02-01 09:40:41 AM  
1 votes:

kid_icarus: PonceAlyosha: Ninja Otter: PonceAlyosha: durbnpoisn: Not to mention that he is depicted as a white guy while being from an area with no white people.

Except for all of those Roman occupiers.

So you're saying his father was Naughtius Maximus?

[www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]

abfalter: It is funny. I'm white and any pictures I have of Jesus are white. My wife is black and any pictures of Jesus she has are black. Yet, we're both wrong. He's from Bethlehem, so he's Middle Eastern.

But if you go by the Bible, we only know half of his lineage, because one half of his DNA is magic. I am of the opinion that Jesus was blue, and frankly there's nothing anyone can cite in the text to prove me wrong.

Forcefields. Your argument is invalid.


cdn1.screenrant.com
2013-02-01 09:39:06 AM  
1 votes:

abhorrent1: [img300.imageshack.us image 474x600]


Why is there a skull on the table? shiat. I know some hardcore motherf*ckers. People who may very well sit in their shiathole apartments with peeling paint and cigarettes and whiskey and a gun on the table. I don't think I know anyone who keeps a human skull as a table piece.
2013-02-01 09:36:49 AM  
1 votes:
It's about damn time. That whole "robe & sash" look is so 2000 years ago. And that hair!...well, that's kinda came back in, actually.
2013-02-01 09:35:08 AM  
1 votes:
img300.imageshack.us
2013-02-01 09:28:11 AM  
1 votes:
And they need to edit the Bible so it more accurately reflects God's actual words as the evangelicals know them. Just too many places where the Bible contradicts the True Religion.
2013-02-01 09:25:41 AM  
1 votes:

abfalter: durbnpoisn: RexTalionis: I like how Jesus has a tattoo despite being a Jew and having Leviticus 19:28 saying:


"'Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the LORD.


Not to mention that he is depicted as a white guy while being from an area with no white people.
Oh, wait.  They've been doing that for centuries.


It is funny.  I'm white and any pictures I have of Jesus are white.  My wife is black and any pictures of Jesus she has are black.  Yet, we're both wrong.  He's from Bethlehem, so he's Middle Eastern.


This.
2013-02-01 09:21:18 AM  
1 votes:
dinosaurusrex.ca
2013-02-01 09:18:09 AM  
1 votes:
God created everything in 6 days and the Earth is only a couple of thousand years old.  But we can remake Jesus at our whim like he was a Barbie doll.
2013-02-01 09:17:27 AM  
1 votes:
I don't think they can make him any whiter.
 
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