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2013-02-01 11:12:46 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: freetomato: [www.faithmouse.com image 500x622]

Is that Michael Jackson? So his soul remained black, even though he turned white? I guess that actually makes sense. Although, why has Jebus stolen his glove?


It looks like Michael had Prince's soul and when he died Jesus snatched Prince's soul with the magic glove Michael used to steal it in the first place.
 
2013-02-01 11:25:46 AM  

RexTalionis: I like how Jesus has a tattoo despite being a Jew and having Leviticus 19:28 saying:


I like the way he's depicted as a handsome Germanic man. None of that Semite nonsense for this Jesus, thank you.

I think he looks more like Thor than Jesus.
 
2013-02-01 11:26:05 AM  
Wait... Jack Burton is Jesus?

www.wisconsingazette.com

/"Everybody relax, I'm here."
 
2013-02-01 11:50:59 AM  
i141.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-01 11:59:39 AM  
Bodybuilder Jesus strangely absent...

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-01 12:06:26 PM  
www.goats.com

Mmmm. Hosty.
 
2013-02-01 12:15:01 PM  
cdn.ebaumsworld.com

sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-02-01 12:17:37 PM  
Godscrack:

I love him, but I'm not IN love with him.
 
2013-02-01 12:21:09 PM  

Tommy Moo: I don't think I know anyone who keeps a human skull as a table piece


Really? Umm ...


quick, look, a funny cat picture!

img22.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-01 12:21:17 PM  

Citrate1007: We're still going to pretend he is white, right?


I don't get this at all.

A fictional character can be any color the artist wants.  The pretending is the character existing at all.
 
2013-02-01 12:26:50 PM  

Citrate1007: We're still going to pretend he is white, right?


Just like Santa.
 
2013-02-01 12:41:04 PM  

Deep Contact: Citrate1007: We're still going to pretend he is white, right?

Just like Santa.


Yeah, Santa's actually turkish.
 
2013-02-01 12:46:22 PM  

PonceAlyosha: Deep Contact: Citrate1007: We're still going to pretend he is white, right?

Just like Santa.

Yeah, Santa's actually turkish.


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2013-02-01 12:55:04 PM  
Some images are blocked here so I can't believe I'm the first with this...

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2013-02-01 12:58:57 PM  
 
2013-02-01 01:15:45 PM  

abfalter: durbnpoisn: RexTalionis: I like how Jesus has a tattoo despite being a Jew and having Leviticus 19:28 saying:


"'Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the LORD.


Not to mention that he is depicted as a white guy while being from an area with no white people.
Oh, wait.  They've been doing that for centuries.


It is funny.  I'm white and any pictures I have of Jesus are white.  My wife is black and any pictures of Jesus she has are black.  Yet, we're both wrong.  He's from Bethlehem, so he's Middle Eastern.


Born in Bethlehem, but from Nazareth.
 
2013-02-01 01:23:11 PM  

peterthx: I can't believe I'm the first with this...


You should believe it.
 
2013-02-01 01:29:22 PM  

bludemos: Bodybuilder Jesus strangely absent...

[i.imgur.com image 551x800]


Isn't the whole point that he didn't do that?  Like, specifically that he didn't do that and had a specific reason for dying?  I thought I read that somewhere.
 
2013-02-01 01:41:31 PM  

UnholyMudcrab: [twimg0-a.akamaihd.net image 208x258]


Came for this retouch.
 
2013-02-01 01:45:10 PM  

born_yesterday: bludemos: Bodybuilder Jesus strangely absent...

[i.imgur.com image 551x800]

Isn't the whole point that he didn't do that?  Like, specifically that he didn't do that and had a specific reason for dying?  I thought I read that somewhere.


Sure, the whole point is that he went all the way with it, while having the power to get free anytime...

...it's just that I find that image of a ripped, pissed-off Jesus ludicrously awesome... :P
 
2013-02-01 03:06:00 PM  
Hipster Jesus.  Lordy.
 
2013-02-01 03:06:30 PM  

RexTalionis: "'Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the LORD.


Yes, we know. You just got done shouting down from the clouds, who the hell else would you be?

/never understood why that last part was needed.
 
2013-02-01 03:22:45 PM  

PonceAlyosha: But if you go by the Bible, we only know half of his lineage, because one half of his DNA is magic


That is a brilliant and incisive observation.  So Jesus IS white.  And black.  And middle eastern, Asian, Inuit, Kentucky inbred, Australian aborigine, South Amazon, and whatever else you need Him to be.  Can't beat magic DNA.
 
2013-02-01 06:11:35 PM  

DarkVader: A fictional character can be any color the artist wants. The pretending is the character existing at all.


PROOF:
s1.hubimg.com
t3.gstatic.com
It really happens.
 
2013-02-01 06:36:11 PM  

MythDragon: RexTalionis: "'Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the LORD.

Yes, we know. You just got done shouting down from the clouds, who the hell else would you be?

/never understood why that last part was needed.


For some reason, I read that sentence (the second one) in the voice of Jon Lovitz doing a rabbi impersonation.
 
2013-02-01 06:46:34 PM  
Dinosaurs = Jesus horses
 
2013-02-01 07:21:12 PM  

Ant: Jesus doesn't need help shooting up!
[lh4.ggpht.com image 428x428]


Relevant
 
2013-02-02 04:40:02 PM  

Godscrack: [img850.imageshack.us image 436x561]


Robert Powell dies for my sins? Dumb farker.
 
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