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(NBC News)   Now that Hillary Clinton has left the State Department, let's get down to the really important question: who's going to play her in the upcoming movie, "Rodham"?   (entertainment.nbcnews.com ) divider line 95
    More: Interesting, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, State Department, Bill Clinton, House Judiciary Committee  
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2013-02-01 09:25:04 AM  
alex karras
 
2013-02-01 09:38:08 AM  
Meryl Streep.  I see no other way.
 
2013-02-01 09:40:22 AM  
That would be an awful name for a movie, and subby should feel bad for suggesting it.
 
2013-02-01 09:40:25 AM  

Diogenes: Meryl Streep.  I see no other way.


This. Book it, done.
 
2013-02-01 09:40:34 AM  
Is that already the name of the biopic of 70's porn star Rod Ham?
 
2013-02-01 09:47:58 AM  

Diogenes: Meryl Streep.  I see no other way.


Streep would have to wear a prosthetic nose and probably some putty to "undo" the work she's had done. I vote Frances McDormand.
 
DAR [TotalFark]
2013-02-01 09:51:45 AM  
Mary McDonnell !!!!!
 
2013-02-01 10:06:56 AM  
Christina Hendricks. Topless.

What?! I can dream, dammit!
 
2013-02-01 10:16:33 AM  
Tyler Perry.
 
2013-02-01 10:21:09 AM  
Rebecca DeMornay.

She sort of looks like Hilary and she's always a huge biatch in most of the movies she's in, I think she could swing playing the part.

/not a slight against Hilary, a female politician needs to be a huge biatch
 
2013-02-01 10:24:40 AM  
Amy Poehler.
 
2013-02-01 10:29:32 AM  

Shostie: Amy Poehler.


You just want a movie where Poehler is Hilary and Tina Fey is Sarah Palin and they lez out in the climax of the film. You sick bastard.

I could be projecting.
 
2013-02-01 10:31:13 AM  

give me doughnuts: Christina Hendricks. Topless.

What?! I can dream, dammit!


So can Bill.
 
2013-02-01 10:42:28 AM  

Diogenes: Meryl Streep.  I see no other way.


Came to say this. In fact, I would big a pretty substantial amount of money - say 10 big ones - that she will be the casting director's first and maybe only choice.
 
2013-02-01 10:44:56 AM  

whistleridge: Diogenes: Meryl Streep.  I see no other way.

Came to say this. In fact, I would big a pretty substantial amount of money - say 10 big ones - that she will be the casting director's first and maybe only choice.


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2013-02-01 10:50:23 AM  

Diogenes: Meryl Streep.  I see no other way.


Well that was good and quick.  Time to move on to all the other news of the day.

give me doughnuts: Christina Hendricks. Topless.

What?! I can dream, dammit!


I love you guys!
 
2013-02-01 10:55:55 AM  
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I don't think being dead necessarily disqualifies her.  Hill ain't been looking that good herself lately.
 
2013-02-01 11:18:34 AM  
I'm going to throw out Emma Thompson here. She's a good actress and I think resembles her more than Meryl.
 
2013-02-01 11:20:04 AM  

johnnieconnie: I'm going to throw out Emma Thompson here. She's a good actress and I think resembles her more than Meryl.


I'd agree but it would kind of be redundant after Primary Colors.
 
2013-02-01 11:21:31 AM  
She can play herself.  Topless.
 
2013-02-01 11:30:38 AM  

Diogenes: johnnieconnie: I'm going to throw out Emma Thompson here. She's a good actress and I think resembles her more than Meryl.

I'd agree but it would kind of be redundant after Primary Colors.


ha! I'd forgotten about that movie. I guess that's why she immediately came to mind...
 
2013-02-01 11:38:58 AM  
First thought was Meryl Streep but I think Annette Bening could pull it off
 
2013-02-01 11:39:30 AM  
I believe Lindsay Lohan might be available.
 
2013-02-01 11:41:02 AM  
I guarantee I'd prefer sleeping with the actress than I would with Hilary.
 
2013-02-01 11:42:41 AM  
Can't be anyone but Meryl.
 
2013-02-01 11:43:55 AM  
The better question is who will play Bill Clinton.
 
2013-02-01 11:46:36 AM  
Yaphet Kotto
 
2013-02-01 11:48:37 AM  

Frozboz: The better question is who will play Bill Clinton.


HotWingConspiracy: Yaphet Kotto


Awesomesauce.
 
2013-02-01 11:49:04 AM  

Diogenes: Meryl Streep.  I see no other way.


Oh that Meryl Streep, she's such a phony boloney!
 
2013-02-01 11:49:43 AM  
It's a porno about fat hitchhikers called "Road Ham".
 
2013-02-01 11:50:28 AM  

pute kisses like a man: Diogenes: Meryl Streep.  I see no other way.

Oh that Meryl Streep, she's such a phony boloney!


Nice.  I bet you hate ponies, too.
 
2013-02-01 11:50:31 AM  

Diogenes: give me doughnuts: Christina Hendricks. Topless.

What?! I can dream, dammit!

So can Bill.


If that was the case, Bill would probably play himself...
 
2013-02-01 11:52:16 AM  

Rapmaster2000: It's a porno about fat hitchhikers called "Road Ham".


You missed your calling. I'd watch the shiat out of Road Ham.
 
2013-02-01 11:53:27 AM  
Sarah Silverman can gain 50 lbs and play Monica Lewinsky.

Neil Diamond can play Vince Foster.

/Seriously, Vince Foster kinda looks like Neil Diamond.
 
2013-02-01 11:54:50 AM  
Amy Poehler
 
2013-02-01 11:55:50 AM  
I'm sure Daniel Day Lewis could do it...
 
2013-02-01 11:57:10 AM  

vernonFL: Sarah Silverman can gain 50 lbs and play Monica Lewinsky.

Neil Diamond can play Vince Foster.

/Seriously, Vince Foster kinda looks like Neil Diamond.


You mean he looked like Neil Diamond...before Hillary blew his head off.
 
2013-02-01 11:58:50 AM  
Can Abe Vigoda play Bill?
 
2013-02-01 12:01:39 PM  

Diogenes: pute kisses like a man: Diogenes: Meryl Streep.  I see no other way.

Oh that Meryl Streep, she's such a phony boloney!

Nice.  I bet you hate ponies, too.


Who wouldn't love a pony?  Who wouldn't love a person that had a pony?

I mean, in all the pictures I saw of immigrants on boats coming into New York harbor, I never saw one of them sittin' on a pony. Why would anybody come here if they had a pony? Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country?
 
2013-02-01 12:09:40 PM  
Meryl Streep is the most amazing actress on the planet, but even she couldn't pull off a college-age HRC.
 
2013-02-01 12:11:12 PM  
Willem Dafoe

www.theaterhopper.com
 
2013-02-01 12:11:20 PM  
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2013-02-01 12:20:00 PM  

Loucifer: Willem Dafoe

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Just when you thought Willem Dafoe couldn't get anymore creepier... He goes and drags it up in Boondock Saints.

The ball's in your court, Micky Rourke.
 
2013-02-01 12:25:30 PM  
Kelly McGillis. she hasn't aged well, so it would work.
 
2013-02-01 12:25:59 PM  
I'm going to throw Helen Hunt out there. Leelee Sobieski can play her in the younger years, HH takes over in the Arkansas state house onward. Sound about right?
 
2013-02-01 12:27:55 PM  
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2013-02-01 12:29:07 PM  
Naomi Watts.
 
2013-02-01 12:30:11 PM  
How about Angie from AngiesList?
"Thats the idea!"

Maybe bleach her hair for the movie.

graphics8.nytimes.com
 
2013-02-01 12:40:27 PM  
Harvey Firestein as Hilary. With John Waters directing. Bill Clinton played by Verne Troyer and Monica Lewinsky played by Delta Burke.
 
2013-02-01 12:40:31 PM  
Who's supposed to play Hillary? I gotta go with this guy.

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And with a split screen he could win two Oscars for playing Hillary and Bill.
 
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