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2013-02-01 08:14:19 AM
Meh. Earlier list was more interesting
 
2013-02-01 09:50:46 AM
The very first porno I ever saw was "Sex Trek: The Next Penetration".  I am very disappointed that it is not on the list.
 
2013-02-01 09:52:59 AM

Ebenator: The very first porno I ever saw was "Sex Trek: The Next Penetration".  I am very disappointed that it is not on the list.


It wasn't listed because it came out in 1990. It's listed on their previous installment (nsfw)
 
2013-02-01 09:56:48 AM
I once saw this softcore movie about a cave man and cave woman in modern times. It starred that guy who was in EVERY softcore porn movie in the mid '90s.

The best part was the end, where it turned out they were actually from the future, and just pretending to be cave people, and their reaction to the 20th century, and the only line the cave man says, is "what the hell was that all about?".

It perfectly summed up the movie, and completely amazingly brilliant. God, I wish I could remember the name of that movie.
 
2013-02-01 10:01:18 AM

Snapper Carr: Ebenator: The very first porno I ever saw was "Sex Trek: The Next Penetration".  I am very disappointed that it is not on the list.

It wasn't listed because it came out in 1990. It's listed on their previous installment (nsfw)


Thank you, sir.
 
2013-02-01 10:09:41 AM

ModernLuddite: I once saw this softcore movie about a cave man and cave woman in modern times. It starred that guy who was in EVERY softcore porn movie in the mid '90s.

The best part was the end, where it turned out they were actually from the future, and just pretending to be cave people, and their reaction to the 20th century, and the only line the cave man says, is "what the hell was that all about?".

It perfectly summed up the movie, and completely amazingly brilliant. God, I wish I could remember the name of that movie.


I believe you're referring to Somewhere in Time.
 
2013-02-01 10:13:21 AM
pornos have plots? uh, who knew?
 
2013-02-01 10:39:40 AM

Lochsteppe: ModernLuddite: I once saw this softcore movie about a cave man and cave woman in modern times. It starred that guy who was in EVERY softcore porn movie in the mid '90s.

The best part was the end, where it turned out they were actually from the future, and just pretending to be cave people, and their reaction to the 20th century, and the only line the cave man says, is "what the hell was that all about?".

It perfectly summed up the movie, and completely amazingly brilliant. God, I wish I could remember the name of that movie.

I believe you're referring to Somewhere in Time.


HA
 
2013-02-01 10:49:49 AM
Any who hasn't seen Spacenuts go see it now. It's the only porn I've ever watched that I skipped the sex to get back to the story.
 
2013-02-01 11:18:54 AM
Latex and Shock are really interesting movies even without the sex, especially visually. You also get to see Jeanna Fine play Marilyn Monroe.

/And they left out Cafe Flesh.
 
2013-02-01 11:36:18 AM
Not really a CSB, but:
The timing of the article made me laugh, becuase I just came across a copy I bought back in my teens of Anal Intruder 9 (1995) a few weeks back in an old box from my parents house. Threw it in the VCR/DVD bunrer combo and Fast scanned through most of it, but I had a few mental notes on the film.

First thing that should be pointed out was the this was an X-Files spoof, that came out in the show's second season. The green aliens (body paint) arrive on the planet in a "ship" that looks like an old 70's style white massager (the kind every gen x kid found in his parents nightstand) with a sparkler coming out of the back. They begin sucking out peoples life essence through anal sex. Soon two agents, Sculder and Mully, (original, right?) are on their tail, literally.

Nikki Sinn, who plays the female alien who constantly hen pecks the male alien to stop feeling guilty and get to work, winds up getting tagged by Sculder, who actually turns out to be an Alien himself and turns her into a mindless zombie. The Male alien hooks up with Mully (sadly, not a redhead. Buxom, early/mid 90's style blonde, playing a valley girl accent.) Although he's reluctant to engage in Anal with her, she forces him to (Oh to have such problems) and he's then amazed after it's finished that she isn't affected:

"Everyone I've ever done that to has been turned into a brainless, babbling idiot!"
"Well, people have been calling me that for years, so I guess we don't have anything to worry about!"

This was actually a funny movie, not that I would watch it for the plot, but it had some lighthearted moments that made me laugh beacause they were so intentionally cornball. The next thing to mention is that of the 4 women in the movie, it was an even 50/50 split on silicon vs natural bewbs. But man the silicon bewbs were awful, especially in the doggie scenes. You could tell they were fake by the way the skin closest to the chest looked wavy, rippled and unnatural.

It was just kind of shocking to see old VHS porn again. It had all of the old tropes - looping, overdubs and some sloppy edits, and in half the scenes I knew which positions were coming next, becuase 90's porn. I was actually surprised by one or two scenes, though. One had some brief but creative places to put ice, and another was very acrobatic.

I don't know that it's fappable anymore, and the Mrs has no appreciation for the classic genres, but I'll probably transfer it to DVD for the kitsch factor.
 
2013-02-01 11:37:26 AM
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Star Whores
 
2013-02-01 12:09:28 PM
No Flesh Gordon???

static.guim.co.uk
 
2013-02-01 12:49:37 PM
Stuck at work.  I wonder how I can make sure I can locate this link again later?
 
2013-02-01 12:54:33 PM

DSF6969: Stuck at work.  I wonder how I can make sure I can locate this link again later?


I wouldn't bother, the list stops half way through.
 
2013-02-01 02:14:47 PM

Tyrone Slothrop: /And they left out Cafe Flesh.


Yeah, that's a big fail right there.
 
2013-02-01 02:46:07 PM
Hot damn, is Fark bringing back the Boobies links?  There's some actual explicit sexual activity on that page.  Edgy, modmins, edgy!

/Edgy like 2002
 
2013-02-01 03:05:01 PM

Brick-House: No Flesh Gordon???

[static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]


once again, 92 to 2001. though, I do love that one.

I will add however, I consider it to be more burlesque than porno really.
 
2013-02-01 03:53:52 PM

DSF6969: Stuck at work.  I wonder how I can make sure I can locate this link again later?


No idea, if I think of something I'll let you know.
 
2013-02-01 04:20:08 PM

Tyrone Slothrop: Latex and Shock are really interesting movies even without the sex, especially visually. You also get to see Jeanna Fine play Marilyn Monroe.

/And they left out Cafe Flesh.


1982
 
2013-02-01 07:54:37 PM

ModernLuddite: I once saw this softcore movie about a cave man and cave woman in modern times. It starred that guy who was in EVERY softcore porn movie in the mid '90s.

The best part was the end, where it turned out they were actually from the future, and just pretending to be cave people, and their reaction to the 20th century, and the only line the cave man says, is "what the hell was that all about?".

It perfectly summed up the movie, and completely amazingly brilliant. God, I wish I could remember the name of that movie.


Let me guess, Eric Roberts, and it was directed by Andy Sidaris. even money on whether Julie Strain or Petra Verkaik was involved.
 
2013-02-01 08:44:23 PM
April O'Neil is Diana troi :-)
 
2013-02-01 10:09:57 PM
Anyway, I hope someone says "live with me if you want to come" at some point.

Why the hell can't I think of things like that?
 
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