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2013-02-01 09:00:54 AM
Attending the funeral of your wife...on fire?

/dnrtfa
 
2013-02-01 09:01:02 AM
Opening the casket at the funeral and finding the naked mortician cuddled up with your wife?
 
2013-02-01 09:04:10 AM
Divorce when you cannot afford a good lawyer?
 
2013-02-01 09:04:13 AM
Attending the funeral of your mistress?
 
2013-02-01 09:05:50 AM
Anyone attending your funeral?
 
2013-02-01 09:07:38 AM
Skipping your wife's funeral?
 
2013-02-01 09:08:01 AM
<i>
The couple's traumatised daughter told the publication the family questioned the undertakers about the body swap and claimed staff initially tried to convince them they had delivered the right body.</i>

Looks like they should have put a few more points into their diplomacy skill.
 
2013-02-01 09:08:07 AM
Burying your child.
 
2013-02-01 09:11:09 AM
FTFA: The family tried to stop the funeral service but organisers convinced them to go ahead as planned.

I'm not normally one for lawsuits, but in this case sue the shiat out of them.
 
2013-02-01 09:11:50 AM
It is South Africa. It is being reported in the UK instead of some African publication. I'm not really surprised that such a backward, undeveloped place has problems.
 
2013-02-01 09:15:24 AM
Meeting her 7 boyfriends there?
 
2013-02-01 09:16:13 AM
I was more interested in the pot head first year teacher with the "joke" twitter account posting nude pics linked at the bottom.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2270383/Carly-McKinney-High- sc hool-teacher-23-tweeted-nude-photos-called-students-JAIL-BAIT-talked-g etting-high.html?ICO=most_read_module

No, I haven't submitted a headline, so feel free, and yes, she is kind of cute.
 
2013-02-01 09:17:45 AM

Farce-Side: I was more interested in the pot head first year teacher with the "joke" twitter account posting nude pics linked at the bottom.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2270383/Carly-McKinney-High- sc hool-teacher-23-tweeted-nude-photos-called-students-JAIL-BAIT-talked-g etting-high.html?ICO=most_read_module

No, I haven't submitted a headline, so feel free, and yes, she is kind of cute.


Been done already. I think there are a few threads about it.
 
2013-02-01 09:19:01 AM
Your wife attending your funeral?
 
2013-02-01 09:19:07 AM
It really depends on the wife.
 
2013-02-01 09:19:11 AM
Q: What do you do if you see your wife staggering in the back yard?

A: Shoot her again...


/I keed, I keed...
 
2013-02-01 09:20:52 AM

ronaprhys: Farce-Side: I was more interested in the pot head first year teacher with the "joke" twitter account posting nude pics linked at the bottom.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2270383/Carly-McKinney-High- sc hool-teacher-23-tweeted-nude-photos-called-students-JAIL-BAIT-talked-g etting-high.html?ICO=most_read_module

No, I haven't submitted a headline, so feel free, and yes, she is kind of cute.

Been done already. I think there are a few threads about it.


Seems I need some coffee.
 
2013-02-01 09:27:59 AM
Take my wife please....my wife is so old ,when she walks by the cemetery  the gravediggers chase her with shovels.
 
2013-02-01 09:31:32 AM
You may find yourself in a funeral with some dude's corpse
You may ask yourself, well, how did I get here?
 
2013-02-01 09:32:34 AM

SpdrJay: Opening the casket at the funeral and finding the naked mortician cuddled up with your wife?




WINNAR!!
 
2013-02-01 09:35:14 AM
Attending your wedding?
 
2013-02-01 09:35:45 AM
Finding out she may yet be alive!
 
2013-02-01 09:41:51 AM
This guy can relate

img2.bdbphotos.com
 
2013-02-01 09:42:44 AM
This is not my beautiful wife.

/same as it ever was
 
2013-02-01 09:48:00 AM
Motherfarking Funeral Homes, fark em.

My best friend died about 4 years ago and we had his funeral.  For the procession they displayed him in an open casket that was about 5 feet in length.  He was 6 foot 4 inches.  They had broken his legs to fit him in the coffin.  Modern funeral homes are run by carneys and gypsies who have tired of roaming.  If you go there for any reason to do business, prepare to be grifted and farked over.
 
2013-02-01 09:52:19 AM
Well, there goes her cunning plan of faking her death to escape her husband.
 
2013-02-01 09:53:54 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com

/wanted for questioning
 
2013-02-01 09:57:21 AM
Winning the Powerball jackpot?
 
2013-02-01 09:57:32 AM
'That's not mummy'

Was it a vampire instead?
 
2013-02-01 09:59:50 AM
Not to get sidetracked or anything but this pic is a heck of a good advertisement for Cape Town.  Looks gorgeous!

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-02-01 10:03:00 AM

Amicable Pie Fight: same as it ever was



Same as it ever was
 
2013-02-01 10:03:29 AM
having her mother hit on you afterwards?
 
2013-02-01 10:05:56 AM

Ned Stark: Skipping your wife's funeral?


Had a acquaintance in the neighborhood who did this. Very anti social, but not in a mean way, just did not like to be around people except for his wife. When she died he planned a private graveside service, but her side of the family pushed and wanted the viewing, church service, procession to the cemetery, etc. He told them if they wanted it they could pay for it, and they did. So he went early before the viewing to see her laid out, then left and skipped everything else.
 
2013-02-01 10:07:33 AM

StrikitRich: Burying your child.


Don't they have people who can do that for you?
 
2013-02-01 10:07:39 AM
Picking her up from the goddam airport. Would it kill her to get a cab?
 
2013-02-01 10:08:19 AM

orclover: Motherfarking Funeral Homes, fark em.

My best friend died about 4 years ago and we had his funeral.  For the procession they displayed him in an open casket that was about 5 feet in length.  He was 6 foot 4 inches.  They had broken his legs to fit him in the coffin.  Modern funeral homes are run by carneys and gypsies who have tired of roaming.  If you go there for any reason to do business, prepare to be grifted and farked over.


Maybe the family couldn't afford a larger coffin.
 
2013-02-01 10:13:27 AM
Wait, that would be a BAD thing?
 
2013-02-01 10:17:54 AM
I guess the widower needs someone to find his wife's body. By any chance, was he named Mankrik?
 
2013-02-01 10:27:57 AM

steamingpile: orclover: Motherfarking Funeral Homes, fark em.

My best friend died about 4 years ago and we had his funeral.  For the procession they displayed him in an open casket that was about 5 feet in length.  He was 6 foot 4 inches.  They had broken his legs to fit him in the coffin.  Modern funeral homes are run by carneys and gypsies who have tired of roaming.  If you go there for any reason to do business, prepare to be grifted and farked over.

Maybe the family couldn't afford a larger coffin.


From what I hear they had run out of larger coffins and rather than delay or buy a larger "viewing" coffin they just did the easy thing and cut him down to put him in a smaller one they had on hand.


I have simple instructions for my body.  Do whatever with it you feel comfortable doing.  Whatever you spend is for your own ego, not mine.  I would prefer to spend my last solid moments on a pile of cheap fallen logs 5 feet high turning my body to ashes scattered to the winds at a net cost of 0.  If your going to spend money then build a mile high trebuchet and hurl my body into the sun.  Should be fun to watch at least.
 
2013-02-01 10:28:56 AM
'My daughter came to me and said: 'That's not mummy', and then I knew this was a big mistake.'


s4.postimage.org

THAT'S a mummy.
 
2013-02-01 10:35:31 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Amicable Pie Fight: same as it ever was


Same as it ever was


Same as it ever was
 
2013-02-01 10:39:04 AM
Attending the funeral of your in-laws...

Oh. Wait.

You meant sad. I meant the best day of my life.

.
..
...
Hate my in-laws.
 
2013-02-01 10:43:58 AM

jtown: Not to get sidetracked or anything but this pic is a heck of a good advertisement for Cape Town.  Looks gorgeous!


I thought the same thing. In my mind that is a picture of the southernmost tip of Africa. I'm not going to spoil it by actually looking it up.
 
2013-02-01 11:06:44 AM
Meeting her midget lesbian lover, who demands some inheritNce money?

Obscure?
 
2013-02-01 11:06:45 AM
attending her mother's funeral, drunk and stoned while waving a bottle of Johnie Walker Black and singing Guns N' Roses - Used To Love  Her
 
2013-02-01 11:22:39 AM

orclover: steamingpile: orclover: Motherfarking Funeral Homes, fark em.

My best friend died about 4 years ago and we had his funeral.  For the procession they displayed him in an open casket that was about 5 feet in length.  He was 6 foot 4 inches.  They had broken his legs to fit him in the coffin.  Modern funeral homes are run by carneys and gypsies who have tired of roaming.  If you go there for any reason to do business, prepare to be grifted and farked over.

Maybe the family couldn't afford a larger coffin.

From what I hear they had run out of larger coffins and rather than delay or buy a larger "viewing" coffin they just did the easy thing and cut him down to put him in a smaller one they had on hand.


I have simple instructions for my body.  Do whatever with it you feel comfortable doing.  Whatever you spend is for your own ego, not mine.  I would prefer to spend my last solid moments on a pile of cheap fallen logs 5 feet high turning my body to ashes scattered to the winds at a net cost of 0.  If your going to spend money then build a mile high trebuchet and hurl my body into the sun.  Should be fun to watch at least.


I'm going to Medical School.

/Coworker asked, 'To be a doctor?'
//No stupid to be a cadaver.
 
2013-02-01 11:32:32 AM
"Switch the heads on 1 and 2."
 
2013-02-01 11:51:45 AM

StrikitRich: Burying your child.


i141.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-01 11:56:38 AM
Well, it could be if she woke up and sat up.  Talk about a tease!
 
2013-02-01 12:03:07 PM

cakeman: Take my wife please....my wife is so old ,when she walks by the cemetery  the gravediggers chase her with shovels.


I'm so old, I was visiting some friends' gravesites and the gravedigger looked at me and said, "Why bother going home?"
 
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