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(Yahoo) NewsFlash Suicide bomber attacks US Embassy in Turkey, two reported dead   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 45
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2013-02-01 08:09:57 AM
26 votes:
Feathers everywhere
2013-02-01 08:17:15 AM
11 votes:
As God as my witness, I thought jihadists could fly.
2013-02-01 08:24:16 AM
6 votes:
Clearly, the solution is to strap explosives to the torsos of everybody stationed at an embassy. People have a right to protect themselves by blowing themselves up first.

The only thing that stops a bad suicide bomber is a good suicide bomber.
2013-02-01 08:14:26 AM
5 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: How they got inside the turkey, I'll never know.


I heard there were two and snuck inside Trojan Horse style dressed as a duck and a chicken
2013-02-01 08:21:04 AM
4 votes:
Now is not the time for a discussion on suicide bomber control.
2013-02-01 08:14:56 AM
4 votes:
GOD DAMMIT WHY CAN'T WE MAKE SUICIDE BOMBING ILLEGAL ALREADY?!?!?!
2013-02-01 08:14:10 AM
4 votes:
But has Obama called it an "act of terror" or "terrorism" ?!

IT'S IMPORTANT PEOPLE!
2013-02-01 08:11:45 AM
4 votes:
Is Turkey a scandal yet?
2013-02-01 08:47:39 AM
3 votes:
Wanted for questioning
a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
2013-02-01 08:27:36 AM
3 votes:
farm9.staticflickr.com
2013-02-01 08:15:17 AM
3 votes:
If only the embassy didn't enforce an 18% gratuity...
2013-02-01 08:11:47 AM
3 votes:
Republicans seen celebrating in the streets...
2013-02-01 12:40:09 PM
2 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: How they got inside the turkey, I'll never know.



Terror-ducken.
2013-02-01 08:49:37 AM
2 votes:
This is Obama's Benghazi
2013-02-01 08:26:01 AM
2 votes:
If I am forced to register my bomb, bombers will know know I have bombs and come bomb me in order to steal my bombs.

bomb
2013-02-01 08:21:50 AM
2 votes:

keylock71: Republicans seen celebrating in the streets...


That ain't hand soap all over the ground...
2013-02-01 08:20:13 AM
2 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: How they got inside the turkey, I'll never know.


They smuggled in a duck.
2013-02-01 08:18:57 AM
2 votes:
On a serious note, I hope the survivors are doing okay and that the families of the ones who perished find solace and cranberry sauce.
2013-02-01 08:18:19 AM
2 votes:

cabbyman: GOD DAMMIT WHY CAN'T WE MAKE SUICIDE BOMBING ILLEGAL ALREADY?!?!?!


If we outlaw suicide bombing, the criminals won't obey it anyway. All you're doing is preventing law abiding citizens from suicide bombing, while letting the criminals roam free.
2013-02-01 08:14:45 AM
2 votes:
images.nationalgeographic.com
Am I a scandal yet?
2013-02-01 08:14:42 AM
2 votes:
Rand Paul demanding John Kerry step down in 3.2.1
2013-02-01 08:12:13 AM
2 votes:
How they got inside the turkey, I'll never know.
2013-02-01 05:58:16 PM
1 votes:
At least they're calling it a 'terrorist attack' from the get-go. You know, as opposed to one of those non-terrorist suicide bombings.
2013-02-01 09:06:56 AM
1 votes:
Ugh, I've had my husban'ds visa processed there. Sad.
DGS [TotalFark]
2013-02-01 09:02:05 AM
1 votes:

BillCo: Have they found the anti-Muslim video that sparked this bombing?  That's the first thing you have to due.  Next, wind up Susan Rice.


That's absolutely what will happen. I look forward to your follow up where you crow about how right you were.

/especially since I know better than to wait for your follow up where you admit you were way off
2013-02-01 08:58:44 AM
1 votes:
The two dead are the suicide bomber and a Turkish guard.  No Republican will care.
2013-02-01 08:54:34 AM
1 votes:
WHY WON'T OBAMA CALL HIM A HOMICIDE BOMBER??
2013-02-01 08:50:36 AM
1 votes:

keylock71: Republicans seen celebrating in the streets...


GoodyearPimp: keylock71: Republicans seen celebrating in the streets.. telling this guy his family would be set up for life if he does this on behalf of the 2014 elections.


Hey hey hey, the election's over. Your guy won. Get over it.
2013-02-01 08:49:43 AM
1 votes:

DGS: TIKIMAN87: Deeeeeeeeeeeeerp. I make stuff up, since it's a day ending in Y

FTFY.


Lol sucks you can't accept the truth.
2013-02-01 08:41:44 AM
1 votes:
As God as my witness, I thought suicide bombers could fly...
2013-02-01 08:34:48 AM
1 votes:

FullMetalPanda: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Sad story. But the medic is pretty hot.

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I'd like to baste her turkey
Or stuff her stuffing if you know what I mean


I'd show her my butterballs.
2013-02-01 08:34:17 AM
1 votes:

bugontherug: cabbyman: GOD DAMMIT WHY CAN'T WE MAKE SUICIDE BOMBING ILLEGAL ALREADY?!?!?!

If we outlaw suicide bombing, the criminals won't obey it anyway. All you're doing is preventing law abiding citizens from suicide bombing, while letting the criminals roam free.


Exactly.  If everyone was a suicide bomber, we wouldn't have this problem.

/mutually assured destruction
2013-02-01 08:32:48 AM
1 votes:
Republicans are solely responsible for this. They made Benghazi such a scandal that our enemies saw what was going on and decided to up the ante to further divide the country. At least it's nice to see the enemies of America getting along
2013-02-01 08:31:33 AM
1 votes:

bugontherug: And yet, you still don't hear the libbiest libs who ever libbed calling for bomb control. Why is that? Because all they want to do is persecute gun owners. Why do libs hate gun owners but not bomb owners?


Because if we let you retarded bastards have guns, next you're going to want to have bombs.
2013-02-01 08:28:45 AM
1 votes:

MNguy: If I am forced to register my bomb, bombers will know know I have bombs and come bomb me in order to steal my bombs.

bomb


Only "Enduring Freedom" Jesus can save us now...

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2013-02-01 08:28:28 AM
1 votes:
OBUMMER WHAR ACT OF TEARSIM WHAR!!!!
2013-02-01 08:27:14 AM
1 votes:
2013-02-01 08:24:02 AM
1 votes:

Ishkur: Now is not the time for a discussion on suicide bomber control.


It's got to be done while there is some political will for it.  Now or never.  It's still fresh in the populace's mind.  Strike while the iron is hot.
2013-02-01 08:21:59 AM
1 votes:
Time to surround our embasies with "Suicide bomber free zones"
2013-02-01 08:19:01 AM
1 votes:
Is it a scandal yet?

2/1/2013 - Never forget
2013-02-01 08:17:39 AM
1 votes:
It's nobody's business but the Turks.

Or perhaps not...
2013-02-01 08:16:26 AM
1 votes:
And yet, you still don't hear the libbiest libs who ever libbed calling for bomb control. Why is that? Because all they want to do is persecute gun owners. Why do libs hate gun owners but not bomb owners?
2013-02-01 08:15:31 AM
1 votes:
I want to see John Kerry in front of a Senate panel for this.
2013-02-01 08:14:13 AM
1 votes:

HaywoodJablonski: Feathers everywhere


awesome
2013-02-01 08:11:46 AM
1 votes:
Is Ankara a scandal yet?
 
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