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(Yahoo) NewsFlash Suicide bomber attacks US Embassy in Turkey, two reported dead   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 211
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2013-02-01 08:27:37 AM

jsteiner78: HaywoodJablonski: Feathers everywhere

awesome


I can't take credit. It's an homage to a previous Turkey/explosion headline
 
2013-02-01 08:28:16 AM

make me some tea: jack21221: Two reported dead, yeah, but that includes the suicide bomber.


FTFA: ... killing himself and one other person, officials said.

U.S.  Ambassador Francis Ricciardione told reporters that a guard at the gate was killed in the 1:15 p.m. blast, and a Turkish citizen was wounded.

Maybe it's just me, but that seems like a terribly inefficient way to kill a guy.

He could've just used a handgun for murder suicide. Sheesh.


Which kind? AR-15 or AK-47?
 
2013-02-01 08:28:28 AM
OBUMMER WHAR ACT OF TEARSIM WHAR!!!!
 
2013-02-01 08:28:45 AM

MNguy: If I am forced to register my bomb, bombers will know know I have bombs and come bomb me in order to steal my bombs.

bomb


Only "Enduring Freedom" Jesus can save us now...

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2013-02-01 08:30:49 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Sad story. But the medic is pretty hot.

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I'd like to baste her turkey
Or stuff her stuffing if you know what I mean
 
2013-02-01 08:31:33 AM

bugontherug: And yet, you still don't hear the libbiest libs who ever libbed calling for bomb control. Why is that? Because all they want to do is persecute gun owners. Why do libs hate gun owners but not bomb owners?


Because if we let you retarded bastards have guns, next you're going to want to have bombs.
 
2013-02-01 08:32:31 AM
DAMN YOU, HILLARY!!!! WHY MUST YOU FEAST ON THE BLOOD OF EMBASSY WORKERS???!!!!!
 
2013-02-01 08:32:48 AM
Republicans are solely responsible for this. They made Benghazi such a scandal that our enemies saw what was going on and decided to up the ante to further divide the country. At least it's nice to see the enemies of America getting along
 
2013-02-01 08:33:18 AM

jeremy attticus: bugontherug: And yet, you still don't hear the libbiest libs who ever libbed calling for bomb control. Why is that? Because all they want to do is persecute gun owners. Why do libs hate gun owners but not bomb owners?

Because if we let you retarded bastards have guns, next you're going to want to have bombs.


And next they'll want a baked potato!

/what?.... Nevermind.
 
2013-02-01 08:33:50 AM
 
2013-02-01 08:34:09 AM

born_yesterday: Ishkur: Clearly, the solution is to strap explosives to the torsos of everybody stationed at an embassy. People have a right to protect themselves by blowing themselves up first.

The only thing that stops a bad suicide bomber is a good suicide bomber.

Laws preventing embassy personnel from owning and wearing tactical nuclear devices only encourage this sort of thing.




Would YOU break into an embassy if the owners might have a nuclear device? Its a useful deterant... in the UK they know you can't protect yourself, so they just wait for the embassy staff to show up so they can strongarm you and take the keys to your diplomatic vehicle etc.
 
2013-02-01 08:34:17 AM

bugontherug: cabbyman: GOD DAMMIT WHY CAN'T WE MAKE SUICIDE BOMBING ILLEGAL ALREADY?!?!?!

If we outlaw suicide bombing, the criminals won't obey it anyway. All you're doing is preventing law abiding citizens from suicide bombing, while letting the criminals roam free.


Exactly.  If everyone was a suicide bomber, we wouldn't have this problem.

/mutually assured destruction
 
2013-02-01 08:34:48 AM

FullMetalPanda: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Sad story. But the medic is pretty hot.

[i46.tinypic.com image 519x958]

I'd like to baste her turkey
Or stuff her stuffing if you know what I mean


I'd show her my butterballs.
 
2013-02-01 08:35:12 AM

keylock71: MNguy: If I am forced to register my bomb, bombers will know know I have bombs and come bomb me in order to steal my bombs.

bomb

Only "Enduring Freedom" Jesus can save us now...

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 479x720]


I'm speechless.  Please tell me that's not real. The fact that it probably is, and that I even have to ask, troubles me.
 
2013-02-01 08:35:46 AM

HaywoodJablonski: Feathers everywhere


BAN ASSAULT TURKEYS!
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2013-02-01 08:36:35 AM

TIKIMAN87: Deeeeeeeeeeeeerp. I make stuff up, since it's a day ending in Y


FTFY.
 
2013-02-01 08:36:50 AM

Alonjar: born_yesterday: Ishkur: Clearly, the solution is to strap explosives to the torsos of everybody stationed at an embassy. People have a right to protect themselves by blowing themselves up first.

The only thing that stops a bad suicide bomber is a good suicide bomber.

Laws preventing embassy personnel from owning and wearing tactical nuclear devices only encourage this sort of thing.

Would YOU break into an embassy if the owners might have a nuclear device? Its a useful deterant... in the UK they know you can't protect yourself, so they just wait for the embassy staff to show up so they can strongarm you and take the keys to your diplomatic vehicle etc.


Actually, since my goal would presumably be to blow the place up then yes; in fact, as a suicide BOMBER, it's probably the first place I'd storm.
 
2013-02-01 08:37:16 AM
Tur-emb-in?
 
2013-02-01 08:38:27 AM
 Future NRA Press Release:

 If they had all been packing heat then this wouldn't have happened!
 
2013-02-01 08:38:56 AM
Probably some crazy from Rize or Samsun.
 
2013-02-01 08:39:25 AM

ModernPrimitive01: Republicans are solely responsible for this. They made Benghazi such a scandal that our enemies saw what was going on and decided to up the ante to further divide the country. At least it's nice to see the enemies of America getting along


www.osborneink.com
 
2013-02-01 08:39:27 AM
Here's to hoping this has nothing to do with Syria.
 
2013-02-01 08:40:16 AM
asked to describe the people responsible, witnesses say "They Might Be Giants"

/nobody's business but the turks.
 
2013-02-01 08:40:55 AM
In light of this latest attack, Republicans have demanded that all embassies be abandoned immediately.

www.mishalov.com
 
2013-02-01 08:41:44 AM
As God as my witness, I thought suicide bombers could fly...
 
2013-02-01 08:43:18 AM

Joe Blowme: ModernPrimitive01: Republicans are solely responsible for this. They made Benghazi such a scandal that our enemies saw what was going on and decided to up the ante to further divide the country. At least it's nice to see the enemies of America getting along

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Full retard?  There is a lot of truth to it.  To the terrorists there is no democrats or republicans only targets.  Wouldn't you keep doing something if it got your enemies to start attacking each other?
 
2013-02-01 08:44:20 AM

Joe Blowme: ModernPrimitive01: Republicans are solely responsible for this. They made Benghazi such a scandal that our enemies saw what was going on and decided to up the ante to further divide the country. At least it's nice to see the enemies of America getting along

[www.osborneink.com image 410x272]


Oh come on....it's a race to peak retard these days.  And if I know my Democratic party like I think I do NO ONE can out-retard us when we put our mind to it.  Keep in mind it's for the sake of humor to do this.  But it totally needs to be done.
 
2013-02-01 08:46:43 AM
Damn. Could be Qaedan, could be Kurdish, could be Syria as TFA points out. Glad to see the fortified security minimized the loss of life. I actually have my suspicions its Assad trying to provoke the Turks, but we should wait for the investigation.
 
2013-02-01 08:46:57 AM
If only the gate guards had been armed, this wouldn't have happened.
 
2013-02-01 08:47:16 AM
If the good guys were allowed to have suicide bomb vests this wouldn't have happened.
 
2013-02-01 08:47:39 AM
Wanted for questioning
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2013-02-01 08:47:58 AM

serial_crusher: If the good guys were allowed to have suicide bomb vests this wouldn't have happened.


Now were talking!  Peak Retard here we come!!!!
 
2013-02-01 08:48:02 AM
So... what do we do now? Invade and occupy a NATO member country?
 
2013-02-01 08:48:51 AM
Embassies need to have their own suicide bombes so this won't happen again!
 
2013-02-01 08:49:37 AM
This is Obama's Benghazi
 
2013-02-01 08:49:43 AM

DGS: TIKIMAN87: Deeeeeeeeeeeeerp. I make stuff up, since it's a day ending in Y

FTFY.


Lol sucks you can't accept the truth.
 
2013-02-01 08:50:18 AM

Somacandra: Damn. Could be Qaedan, could be Kurdish, could be Syria as TFA points out. Glad to see the fortified security minimized the loss of life. I actually have my suspicions its Assad trying to provoke the Turks, but we should wait for the investigation.


TFA suggests this as a possibility too, but why would the Kurds attack a US Embassy?  I thought their beef was only with Turkey, not the US.
 
2013-02-01 08:50:36 AM

keylock71: Republicans seen celebrating in the streets...


GoodyearPimp: keylock71: Republicans seen celebrating in the streets.. telling this guy his family would be set up for life if he does this on behalf of the 2014 elections.


Hey hey hey, the election's over. Your guy won. Get over it.
 
2013-02-01 08:52:01 AM

nekom: Is Turkey a scandal yet?


We're done here.
 
2013-02-01 08:52:30 AM

ariseatex: Somacandra: Damn. Could be Qaedan, could be Kurdish, could be Syria as TFA points out. Glad to see the fortified security minimized the loss of life. I actually have my suspicions its Assad trying to provoke the Turks, but we should wait for the investigation.

TFA suggests this as a possibility too, but why would the Kurds attack a US Embassy?  I thought their beef was only with Turkey, not the US.


Since we oppose the secession and independence of the Kurdish population in northern Iraq (as well as the secession of neighboring Kurds in Turkey), they may be lumping us all together on this one.
 
2013-02-01 08:53:34 AM
This isn't newsflash-worthy. It has nothing to do with any of the Kardashians.
 
2013-02-01 08:53:42 AM
How broken are you people as humans that people died and all you can do is worry about how the other Team is reacting?

Seriously, what the fark is wrong with you? None of you are patriots, you're partisans.
 
2013-02-01 08:53:46 AM

cabbyman: GOD DAMMIT WHY CAN'T WE MAKE SUICIDE BOMBING ILLEGAL ALREADY?!?!?!


I really don't see a problem. The intended victims should just use scissors to defend themselves.
 
2013-02-01 08:54:34 AM
WHY WON'T OBAMA CALL HIM A HOMICIDE BOMBER??
 
2013-02-01 08:58:44 AM
The two dead are the suicide bomber and a Turkish guard.  No Republican will care.
 
2013-02-01 08:58:58 AM

YixilTesiphon: How broken are you people as humans that people died and all you can do is worry about how the other Team is reacting?

Seriously, what the fark is wrong with you? None of you are patriots, you're partisans.


While your point would be valid were people being serious, the only response I have is:

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2013-02-01 08:59:09 AM
Have they found the anti-Muslim video that sparked this bombing?  That's the first thing you have to due.  Next, wind up Susan Rice.
 
2013-02-01 09:00:22 AM

The_Original_Roxtar: asked to describe the people responsible, witnesses say "They Might Be Giants"

/nobody's business but the turks.


Most overrated band ever.
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2013-02-01 09:00:43 AM

TIKIMAN87: DGS: TIKIMAN87: Deeeeeeeeeeeeerp. I make stuff up, since it's a day ending in Y

FTFY.

Lol sucks you can't accept the truth.


If there's one thing you haven't a hint of a platform to stand on, it's talking about or accepting the truth. Now, continue your whirly-derp, I know better than to actually attempt to debate you on any points. I'll happily laugh, though. You're damn comical and I enjoy mocking you.
 
2013-02-01 09:00:43 AM
Is Patti Smyth still a Scandal?
 
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