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(Yahoo) NewsFlash Suicide bomber attacks US Embassy in Turkey, two reported dead   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 211
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2013-02-01 08:09:57 AM  
Feathers everywhere
 
2013-02-01 08:11:45 AM  
Is Turkey a scandal yet?
 
2013-02-01 08:11:46 AM  
Is Ankara a scandal yet?
 
2013-02-01 08:11:47 AM  
Republicans seen celebrating in the streets...
 
2013-02-01 08:12:13 AM  
How they got inside the turkey, I'll never know.
 
2013-02-01 08:13:46 AM  
Is Bengravy a scandal yet?
 
2013-02-01 08:13:54 AM  

keylock71: Republicans seen celebrating in the streets..

 telling this guy his family would be set up for life if he does this on behalf of the 2014 elections.
 
2013-02-01 08:14:10 AM  
But has Obama called it an "act of terror" or "terrorism" ?!

IT'S IMPORTANT PEOPLE!
 
2013-02-01 08:14:13 AM  

HaywoodJablonski: Feathers everywhere


awesome
 
2013-02-01 08:14:26 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: How they got inside the turkey, I'll never know.


I heard there were two and snuck inside Trojan Horse style dressed as a duck and a chicken
 
2013-02-01 08:14:41 AM  
Come on, its freaking Friday.  Take it easy over there.
 
2013-02-01 08:14:42 AM  
Rand Paul demanding John Kerry step down in 3.2.1
 
2013-02-01 08:14:43 AM  
Are you sure it's not chicken?
 
2013-02-01 08:14:45 AM  
images.nationalgeographic.com
Am I a scandal yet?
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2013-02-01 08:14:56 AM  
That Damn Obama wants Americans dead, it's part of his secret Muslin plan for Islamofascist socialism.
 
2013-02-01 08:14:56 AM  
GOD DAMMIT WHY CAN'T WE MAKE SUICIDE BOMBING ILLEGAL ALREADY?!?!?!
 
2013-02-01 08:15:02 AM  
Goddammit.
 
2013-02-01 08:15:17 AM  
If only the embassy didn't enforce an 18% gratuity...
 
2013-02-01 08:15:27 AM  
I blame Hilary Clinton.

/doing it right?
 
2013-02-01 08:15:27 AM  
Something, something.....Turducken!
 
2013-02-01 08:15:31 AM  
I want to see John Kerry in front of a Senate panel for this.
 
2013-02-01 08:16:25 AM  
Doesn't this happen like every year?
 
2013-02-01 08:16:26 AM  
And yet, you still don't hear the libbiest libs who ever libbed calling for bomb control. Why is that? Because all they want to do is persecute gun owners. Why do libs hate gun owners but not bomb owners?
 
2013-02-01 08:16:52 AM  
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/when did we get the snazzy new comment boxes?
 
2013-02-01 08:17:15 AM  
As God as my witness, I thought jihadists could fly.
 
2013-02-01 08:17:39 AM  
It's nobody's business but the Turks.

Or perhaps not...
 
2013-02-01 08:18:19 AM  

cabbyman: GOD DAMMIT WHY CAN'T WE MAKE SUICIDE BOMBING ILLEGAL ALREADY?!?!?!


If we outlaw suicide bombing, the criminals won't obey it anyway. All you're doing is preventing law abiding citizens from suicide bombing, while letting the criminals roam free.
 
2013-02-01 08:18:39 AM  
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2013-02-01 08:18:57 AM  

bugontherug: And yet, you still don't hear the libbiest libs who ever libbed calling for bomb control. Why is that? Because all they want to do is persecute gun owners. Why do libs hate gun owners but not bomb owners?


You'll take my bombs from my cold, dead fingers.
 
2013-02-01 08:18:57 AM  
On a serious note, I hope the survivors are doing okay and that the families of the ones who perished find solace and cranberry sauce.
 
2013-02-01 08:19:01 AM  
Is it a scandal yet?

2/1/2013 - Never forget
 
2013-02-01 08:19:34 AM  

bugontherug: And yet, you still don't hear the libbiest libs who ever libbed calling for bomb control. Why is that? Because all they want to do is persecute gun owners. Why do libs hate gun owners but not bomb owners?


Why do you hate Ford Pinto owners?
 
2013-02-01 08:20:13 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: How they got inside the turkey, I'll never know.


They smuggled in a duck.
 
2013-02-01 08:20:58 AM  
Two reported dead, yeah, but that includes the suicide bomber.


FTFA: ... killing himself and one other person, officials said.

U.S.  Ambassador Francis Ricciardione told reporters that a guard at the gate was killed in the 1:15 p.m. blast, and a Turkish citizen was wounded.


Maybe it's just me, but that seems like a terribly inefficient way to kill a guy.
 
2013-02-01 08:21:04 AM  
Now is not the time for a discussion on suicide bomber control.
 
2013-02-01 08:21:50 AM  

keylock71: Republicans seen celebrating in the streets...


That ain't hand soap all over the ground...
 
2013-02-01 08:21:59 AM  
Time to surround our embasies with "Suicide bomber free zones"
 
2013-02-01 08:22:31 AM  

jack21221: Two reported dead, yeah, but that includes the suicide bomber.


FTFA: ... killing himself and one other person, officials said.

U.S.  Ambassador Francis Ricciardione told reporters that a guard at the gate was killed in the 1:15 p.m. blast, and a Turkish citizen was wounded.

Maybe it's just me, but that seems like a terribly inefficient way to kill a guy.


He could've just used a handgun for murder suicide. Sheesh.
 
2013-02-01 08:22:58 AM  
Sad story. But the medic is pretty hot.

i46.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-01 08:23:31 AM  
Any other Farkers on the ground in Turkey right now?  I'm 250 miles from Ankara with three other Americans in a room full of negotiators but we're not even shown on the list of participants, so we can lay low and pass ourselves off as Canadians as long as there's no checking of passports.
 
2013-02-01 08:23:38 AM  
At this point, does it really matter?
 
2013-02-01 08:24:02 AM  

Ishkur: Now is not the time for a discussion on suicide bomber control.


It's got to be done while there is some political will for it.  Now or never.  It's still fresh in the populace's mind.  Strike while the iron is hot.
 
2013-02-01 08:24:16 AM  
Clearly, the solution is to strap explosives to the torsos of everybody stationed at an embassy. People have a right to protect themselves by blowing themselves up first.

The only thing that stops a bad suicide bomber is a good suicide bomber.
 
2013-02-01 08:24:32 AM  

keylock71: Republicans seen celebrating in the streets...


Clinton already telling Kerry how to make up a story of why this happened.
 
2013-02-01 08:25:30 AM  

make me some tea: jack21221: Two reported dead, yeah, but that includes the suicide bomber.


FTFA: ... killing himself and one other person, officials said.

U.S.  Ambassador Francis Ricciardione told reporters that a guard at the gate was killed in the 1:15 p.m. blast, and a Turkish citizen was wounded.

Maybe it's just me, but that seems like a terribly inefficient way to kill a guy.

He could've just used a handgun for murder suicide. Sheesh.


Those are probably banned by some Lib'tard's gun control law.
If you take away people's guns they will resort to suicide bombs.
It's a slippery slope.
 
2013-02-01 08:25:48 AM  

HaywoodJablonski: Feathers everywhere


Epic Boobies in a historical thread. Congratulations, man.
 
2013-02-01 08:26:01 AM  
If I am forced to register my bomb, bombers will know know I have bombs and come bomb me in order to steal my bombs.

bomb
 
2013-02-01 08:26:33 AM  

Ishkur: Clearly, the solution is to strap explosives to the torsos of everybody stationed at an embassy. People have a right to protect themselves by blowing themselves up first.

The only thing that stops a bad suicide bomber is a good suicide bomber.


Laws preventing embassy personnel from owning and wearing tactical nuclear devices only encourage this sort of thing.
 
2013-02-01 08:27:14 AM  
 
2013-02-01 08:27:36 AM  
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