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(Huffington Post UK)   Royal prank call DJs will not face charges, will just have to live with being mediocre radio pseudo-personalities   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Michael Christian, DJs Mel, Communications Act of 1934, King Edward VII, Crown Prosecution Service, royal families, Duchess of Cambridge, data protection act  
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2013-02-01 10:15:15 AM  
2 votes:
Despite the "all in good fun" guffawing that obnoxious radio DJs claim, you know these guys love screwing with people and causing harm.  Remember such gems as "War of the Roses" - the DJs call a married guy and tell him he's won roses he can send to anyone.  Dude sends them to his kid's babysitter, or whoever he's tongue puppeting, all while the wife is on the line, listening to the letch.  Is that supposed to be "all in good fun?"  Because that's going to fark some shiat up - and the DJs know it.  The win for them is breaking the couple up.  A total failure would be the guy sending the flowers to his wife.  They want destruction and mayhem for the laughs.

In that light, you've really got to hand it to these two DJs.  They deserve the crown of ultimate morning show gods.  They actually executed a prank that resulted in a married woman, mother of two, killing herself afterward.  I mean, how farking awesome is that?  With a phone call they were able to murder a woman by proxy and get away with it.  Say what you will about medical records, and morality, and whatever else - but you've got to pat these guys on the back.

I'm sure there was luck involved.  The woman who ended up stepping off of the toilet with the rope around her neck, to then claw and gag as life for her slowly faded black, she had to be sort of teetering already.  Maybe the marriage was rocky, the kids were unloving pains in the tits, or the old nursing career turned out to be professional ass wiper and vomit mopper.  Whatever - the DJs nailed her at the right moment and pushed her over the edge.

I don't want to sound like a dick, but bad-farking-ass.
2013-02-01 01:54:04 PM  
1 vote:
Never do prank calls, because someone you call might be mentally ill.

Never talk about cars, because someone might have been in a car accident.

Never talk about pets, because someone pet might have just died.

Actually, just never say anything at all, because someone might be deaf.
2013-02-01 10:03:18 AM  
1 vote:
Hey! Let's call em up, pretend to be the police, and tell em they got the firing squad!
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