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(Metro)   101-year-old grandmother comes back from the dead. And so it begins   (metro.co.uk) divider line 23
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2013-02-01 09:28:48 AM  
hurry! double tap to the head!!
 
2013-02-01 10:47:02 AM  
I ATEN'T DED
 
2013-02-01 10:53:04 AM  
Quick, hit her with a shovel. Everyone is waiting for their inheritance.
 
2013-02-01 10:54:33 AM  
I feel fine. I feel Happy,  I feel Happy.....(clap clap clap BOINK!!)

There you go.

(Thump)


BRING OUT YER DEAD!
 
2013-02-01 10:55:56 AM  
If only there was some kind of technology to check for a heart beat. Oh yeah.. it's called an ear.
 
2013-02-01 11:01:26 AM  
I don't care if she's your Nana, she's got to die.  *shotgun blast*
 
2013-02-01 11:04:06 AM  
Good for her. 101 is just to young to be killed in a fall.
 
2013-02-01 11:07:04 AM  
I'm not quite dead, yet!  I could take a walk!
 
2013-02-01 11:09:07 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-01 11:48:01 AM  
Young punks beware!! When we say Stay off Our Lawn,that includes the one with the headstone
/ Baby boomers are to stay,get used to it
 
2013-02-01 11:55:35 AM  
imgs.xkcd.com
/for some reason reminded me of this...
 
2013-02-01 11:55:54 AM  
Damn..... The real reason for autopsies and embalming..... If they weren't dead before they are now
 
2013-02-01 12:11:25 PM  

The Evil Home Brewer: Damn..... The real reason for autopsies and embalming..... If they weren't dead before they are now


This is why I have a cremation plan in place for my wife.Let her try and come back from that.
Burn baby,burn.
 
2013-02-01 12:11:57 PM  
Rule # 2: Double tap
 
2013-02-01 12:34:00 PM  
I found it very interesting that when she came back to life she could speak perfect english. How did the others around her know what she was saying?
 
2013-02-01 12:48:53 PM  
Charon has been frustrated on rare occasions. This is one of them.
 
2013-02-01 12:56:01 PM  

The Evil Home Brewer: Damn..... The real reason for autopsies and embalming..... If they weren't dead before they are now


Well, it wouldn't start out as an autopsy.
 
2013-02-01 01:56:15 PM  
Back from the dead?  It's the Granny Apocalypse!
 
2013-02-01 02:44:34 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

I feel fine!
 
2013-02-01 04:19:19 PM  

Spanky McStupid: Back from the dead?  It's the Granny Apocalypse!


Awesome band name.  And, pro-tip:  Do not fall asleep in China.
 
2013-02-01 04:53:14 PM  
Well, to be fair, when you're 101, the line between "sleeping" and "dead" is very fine indeed.
 
2013-02-01 07:33:28 PM  
After waking up, the woman said, "Yes, I'm alright, and my grandson is delicious by the way, thank you."
 
2013-02-01 08:22:53 PM  
Didn't this happen sometime last year? Because I remember reading almost the same story last year.
 
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