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(CBS News)   Alaska Airlines plane lands safely after pilot passes out. Thankfully, the co-pilot had the lasanga   (cbsnews.com) divider line 57
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2013-02-01 09:01:34 AM
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Oh, Stewardess, I speak Yupik.
 
2013-02-01 09:20:09 AM
They were counting on him, altogether
 
2013-02-01 09:24:26 AM
Flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.
 
2013-02-01 09:24:30 AM
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop posting to Fark.
 
2013-02-01 09:28:32 AM
Dang. Made the same joke in my earlier submission, but Subby's source is far better. Oh well. Grats, Subby. Well played.

i212.photobucket.com
In other words, I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
 
2013-02-01 09:28:51 AM
TFA: A doctor on board the flight tended to him...


The doctor described the symptoms as "extremely serious", stating that, "it started with a slight fever and dryness of the throat. When the virus penetrates the red blood cells, the victim becomes dizzy, begins to experience an itchy rash, then the poison goes to work on the central nervous system, severe muscle spasms followed by the inevitable drooling.  At this point, the entire digestive system collapses accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence until finally, the poor bastard is reduced to a quivering wasted piece of jelly."
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-02-01 09:30:05 AM
Lasagnia?  Is that what they call it these days?

whysoblu.com
 
2013-02-01 09:38:46 AM
All of the airlines' pilots are trained to fly single-handedly.

That's just showboating.
 
2013-02-01 09:41:45 AM

SnarfVader: Dang. Made the same joke in my earlier submission, but Subby's source is far better. Oh well. Grats, Subby. Well played.

[i212.photobucket.com image 460x276]
In other words, I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.


Thanks. I was expecting far more Airplane! jokes for this story. Somehow mine got a greenlight.

/What's a greenlight?
 
2013-02-01 09:43:34 AM

somedude210: SnarfVader: Dang. Made the same joke in my earlier submission, but Subby's source is far better. Oh well. Grats, Subby. Well played.

[i212.photobucket.com image 460x276]
In other words, I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

Thanks. I was expecting far more Airplane! jokes for this story. Somehow mine got a greenlight.

/What's a greenlight?


what's lasanga?
 
2013-02-01 09:47:55 AM

calbert: somedude210: SnarfVader: Dang. Made the same joke in my earlier submission, but Subby's source is far better. Oh well. Grats, Subby. Well played.

[i212.photobucket.com image 460x276]
In other words, I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

Thanks. I was expecting far more Airplane! jokes for this story. Somehow mine got a greenlight.

/What's a greenlight?

what's lasanga?


It's an entirely different kind of meal, altogether.
 
2013-02-01 10:02:59 AM
<johnny.jpeg>
 
2013-02-01 10:05:27 AM
Cream for your coffee?
 
2013-02-01 10:07:50 AM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Cream for your coffee?


no i take it black, like i take my men.
 
2013-02-01 10:09:28 AM
Where did he have this meal, in the terminal?
I haven't seen real food on a domestic US flight for quite a while. I guess I did see it once on a STL-LAX flight (so, over 3 hours) but I was in first (yay upgrades!) and that was 5 years ago.

/Maybe they should update the movie with a $10 ham sandwich or a $12 turkey sandwich
 
2013-02-01 10:10:00 AM
I'm not sure what to make of this.
 
2013-02-01 10:12:30 AM
It looks like you'll have to blow the computer!

Blow......Rod?

;-)
 
2013-02-01 10:13:04 AM

ChrisDe: I'm not sure what to make of this.


hat, broach...pterydactyl?   <--i have no idea if i spelled that right and i don't care.
 
2013-02-01 10:13:54 AM

ChrisDe: I'm not sure what to make of this.


You could make a hat or a broach or a boat

/There's a sale at Penny's!
 
2013-02-01 10:14:54 AM
What a frightening story.

I haven't felt this awful since I saw that Ronald Reagan film.
 
2013-02-01 10:19:16 AM
He was a 28yr vet and pilots are not known for their healthy lifestyle.  Stroke?  Oh, this thread is just Airplane references?  Then, there's a sale at Penny's!
 
2013-02-01 10:19:57 AM
FTA: McElroy says the pilot has been flying for Alaska for 28 years . . .

Well no wonder he passed out!
 
2013-02-01 10:23:06 AM
I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.

web.mit.edu
 
2013-02-01 10:26:44 AM
Lasanga?

Bazinga!
 
2013-02-01 10:31:57 AM
There is just no parking in a white zone
 
2013-02-01 10:33:26 AM
He gave it the office.
 
2013-02-01 10:33:52 AM
The pilot never got over Macho Grande.
 
2013-02-01 10:34:33 AM
Drat!  I must have had the fish.  AT AT AT ....
 
2013-02-01 10:35:29 AM

SnarfVader: calbert: somedude210: SnarfVader: Dang. Made the same joke in my earlier submission, but Subby's source is far better. Oh well. Grats, Subby. Well played.

[i212.photobucket.com image 460x276]
In other words, I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

Thanks. I was expecting far more Airplane! jokes for this story. Somehow mine got a greenlight.

/What's a greenlight?

what's lasanga?

It's an entirely different kind of meal, altogether.


It's an entirely different kind of meal.
 
2013-02-01 10:41:29 AM
It is funny subby said co- pilot had a different meal. Is it not a law/rule that they must eat different meals because of the chance of food poisoning or did I just make that up?
 
2013-02-01 10:54:59 AM

KimNorth: It is funny subby said co- pilot had a different meal. Is it not a law/rule that they must eat different meals because of the chance of food poisoning or did I just make that up?


Its normally company policy. Its rarely followed intentionally though.
 
2013-02-01 10:59:53 AM
Many years ago on a long overseas BOAC flight, an elderly lady asked if she could visit the cockpit.

When she got up there, she found four crewmen and asked the first one what he did.

He explained that he was the navigator and told her what his responsibilities were.

She turned to next one and asked what he did? He explained that he was the engineer

his job was to monitor and troubleshoot any system problems to keep the flight operating smoothly.


Satisfied, she turned to the next one and asked what he did. He explained that as the

Captain he was responsible for everything on the airplane and the functioning of the

crew.


She finally turned to the first officer and asked "Well young man, what is your

job?" He replied "Ma'am, I am the captain's sexual advisor." Somewhat shocked,

the lady said "I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that?"

"Very simple ma'am. The captain has told me that when he wants my farking advice,


 he'll ask me."
 
2013-02-01 11:02:51 AM

Sybarite: All of the airlines' pilots are trained to fly single-handedly.

That's just showboating.


It's all fun and games until you realize they can only go in circles.
 
2013-02-01 11:09:10 AM

UberDave: TFA: A doctor on board the flight tended to him...


The doctor described the symptoms as "extremely serious", stating that, "it started with a slight fever and dryness of the throat. When the virus penetrates the red blood cells, the victim becomes dizzy, begins to experience an itchy rash, then the poison goes to work on the central nervous system, severe muscle spasms followed by the inevitable drooling.  At this point, the entire digestive system collapses accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence until finally, the poor bastard is reduced to a quivering wasted piece of jelly."


Did he say anything about getting him to a hospital?
 
2013-02-01 11:11:11 AM

Mercury: <johnny.jpeg>


Johnny J-Peg would be a cool band name.
 
2013-02-01 11:31:35 AM

Invisible Pedestrian: UberDave: TFA: A doctor on board the flight tended to him...


The doctor described the symptoms as "extremely serious", stating that, "it started with a slight fever and dryness of the throat. When the virus penetrates the red blood cells, the victim becomes dizzy, begins to experience an itchy rash, then the poison goes to work on the central nervous system, severe muscle spasms followed by the inevitable drooling.  At this point, the entire digestive system collapses accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence until finally, the poor bastard is reduced to a quivering wasted piece of jelly."

Did he say anything about getting him to a hospital?


A hospital, what is it?
 
2013-02-01 11:33:57 AM

calbert: what's lasanga?


Goes great with a vodak martini.
 
2013-02-01 12:19:02 PM
It's an entirely different movie reference all together!
 
2013-02-01 12:20:17 PM
deathandtaxesmag.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com
 
2013-02-01 12:24:10 PM
I knew there was a good Airplane reference for this story. Damn.
 
2013-02-01 12:29:30 PM
Did he have a drinking problem?
 
2013-02-01 01:12:18 PM

FarkingReading: Lasanga?

Bazinga!


came for correction, leaving feeling mighty satisfied indeed.
 
2013-02-01 01:26:21 PM
Remember Natalie, my first secretary?
 
2013-02-01 01:35:19 PM
Hahahah no the pilot didn't.  They don't serve actual food on airplanes, Subby, you big silly!  Nice try.
 
2013-02-01 01:44:32 PM
Arthur: Aha, my signature dish. Behold! Surprising Rice.
Douglas: Good lord!
Martin: What are those bits?
Arthur: Ah, you see, Skipper, if you don't mind me saying so, that question is entirely against the spirit of Surprising Rice./not really obscure//maybe a little obscure
 
2013-02-01 01:57:27 PM

Osomatic: Hahahah no the pilot didn't.  They don't serve actual food on airplanes, Subby, you big silly!  Nice try.


Not sure if joke, because there is no funny.
 
2013-02-01 02:07:19 PM

Rhames: Osomatic: Hahahah no the pilot didn't.  They don't serve actual food on airplanes, Subby, you big silly!  Nice try.

Not sure if joke, because there is no funny.


Sorry.  I'll try harder to live up to your high standards of comedy next time.  God, how could I have been so foolish as to post this without running it by you first?
 
2013-02-01 02:12:59 PM

Osomatic: Rhames: Osomatic: Hahahah no the pilot didn't.  They don't serve actual food on airplanes, Subby, you big silly!  Nice try.

Not sure if joke, because there is no funny.

Sorry.  I'll try harder to live up to your high standards of comedy next time.  God, how could I have been so foolish as to post this without running it by you first?


Maybe you should let someone else read all your posts first for a while

/just until you're back on your feet again
 
2013-02-01 02:17:15 PM

Crewmannumber6: Osomatic: Rhames: Osomatic: Hahahah no the pilot didn't.  They don't serve actual food on airplanes, Subby, you big silly!  Nice try.

Not sure if joke, because there is no funny.

Sorry.  I'll try harder to live up to your high standards of comedy next time.  God, how could I have been so foolish as to post this without running it by you first?

Maybe you should let someone else read all your posts first for a while

/just until you're back on your feet again


That's probably a good idea.  Better yet, perhaps we could set up some sort of a certifying board for my posts, like peer review in scientific journals.  Then, and only then, can I be sure that I haven't let down that guy who felt the need to post something unfunny about me not being funny enough.
 
2013-02-01 02:33:14 PM
Clearly this means all those prayers worked, thus confirming that Alaskan Christianity is the one true religion.
 
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