J. Frank Parnell: LasersHurt: I'd love for us to find life on other planets. If we could get scared of them, it would help unite the Earth as one.Sort of a "dirty" solution, but whatever works.Never get a second chance to make a first impression. I'd rather not the human race hit the intergalactic scene like a mean drunk guy trying to start a fight at a wedding.
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