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(Fox News)   North Korea continues a campaign of lies and deception by claiming not everyone likes big boobs   (foxnews.com) divider line 29
    More: Unlikely, North Koreans, GlobalPost, boobs  
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15168 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Feb 2013 at 9:22 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-02-01 09:26:24 AM  
5 votes:

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: SilentStrider: I like big butts.

I think you're lying.


Nay! He cannot!
2013-02-01 09:25:12 AM  
5 votes:

SilentStrider: I like big butts.


I think you're lying.
2013-02-01 09:34:49 AM  
4 votes:
I too find this statement false. Just look at their present and past leader.
2013-02-01 01:09:32 PM  
2 votes:
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

What a big boob might look like
2013-02-01 10:55:04 AM  
2 votes:

littlett's: groppet: My roomate has DDs. Got some good looks at them when she sleep walks naked. I need to get pics one time.

That's just a little on the creepy side.


I agree. That is a bit creepy.


Dude! Send copies of those pics!
2013-02-01 09:51:57 AM  
2 votes:

littlett's: Vegan Meat Popsicle: The problem is that really big boobs usually only come in two forms:

1. Droopy disgusting, floppy fatty fat fatso
2. Grotesque fakery

It's surprisingly difficult to find big boobs that are both real and nice.

Sometimes there is just no pleasing you guys.


I like them in all shapes and sizes.  The only thing I have a problem with is when the aereola to boob ratio is over 50%.
2013-02-01 09:37:40 AM  
2 votes:
My fellow Farkers, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw North Korea forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.
2013-02-01 09:34:20 AM  
2 votes:
Crazy dictator?  There's plenty of those.  Messing with an ally?  Sucks, but they haven't quite crossed the Rubicon yet, so... Nukes?  Hardly ideal, but whatever.

War on large breasts?  THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND.
2013-02-01 09:33:03 AM  
2 votes:
Just for the record, it's not that us gay guys don't like big boobs.  They just don't make us...stand at attention.

I went to the "bears'" pool party at Disney Gay days with a gal pal with a nice boob job.  You should have seen all the guys.  "Giiirrl...those are fantastic!  Can I feel 'em up?"  "Beautiful work!  Really."  "Honey, if I was straight I'd swing you around by those!"
2013-02-01 09:27:09 AM  
2 votes:
We must destroy this backward-thinking regime before their influence spreads. Prepare the nukes.
2013-02-01 02:01:09 PM  
1 votes:

Mock26: Dear Cute, Big-Breasted North Korean Women,

If you are reading this, defect and come to Chicago!  I have a nice home with plenty of food!

Sincerely,
Mock26

PS  Offer good for one woman only.


You're doing it wrong
2013-02-01 01:44:26 PM  
1 votes:

Elegy: Sinister 161: If the yapping don't stop and the pics don't start then Fark has caught the ghey!

/tbh that redhead bloke thread a few days back pretty much proved it anyway. Disgusting

Can't be catching teh gheys.

[i.imgur.com image 300x225] Nice

[i.imgur.com image 450x402] Very nice

[i.imgur.com image 300x225] Excellent

And then of course we have this NSFW


i216.photobucket.com
2013-02-01 11:32:14 AM  
1 votes:

Elegy: And then of course we have this NSFW


Eh, I work in a hospital, I've seen worse. Like immensely fat women whose breasts hang off the side of the bed; or an 80 year old, tiny, wrinkly woman with the perky D-cup tits of a 30 year old (she had fakes).

Not enough brain bleach in the world.
2013-02-01 11:27:37 AM  
1 votes:

calm like a bomb: littlett's: Elegy: And then of course we have this NSFW

I hate you so much right now.

You hold him, I'll hit him.


You know how to tell that I make bad decisions?  I saw y'all's comments and then clicked on the link.   -shudder-
2013-02-01 11:22:14 AM  
1 votes:

SilentStrider: I like big butts.


Always trust someone who likes big butts, because they cannot lie.
2013-02-01 10:36:23 AM  
1 votes:
I liked my "Best Korea is not Bust Korea" headline better.
2013-02-01 10:29:22 AM  
1 votes:
How do you make 5 pounds of fat attractive?


Put a nipple on it.
2013-02-01 10:08:48 AM  
1 votes:
I heard that N Koreans Love Big Boobs....... Deep fried, with Kimchi
2013-02-01 09:57:49 AM  
1 votes:

jtown: Barely skimmed the article and comments but I'm gonna go out on a limb and pull a theory out of my ass.  There's famine in NoKo.  A major component of breasts is fat.  Anyone with excess fat is going to be viewed with suspicion by the masses in NoKo.  "She must be getting extra food from some government bigwig to have breasts like that."


Or she's been eating her kids.
2013-02-01 09:52:36 AM  
1 votes:

orclover: SpdrJay: If I were a woman I would feel uncomfortable lugging around double D cups all day for the same reason I have no real urge to have 20-inch dick.

A 20 inch penis is definitely not all its cracked up to be.

(-:


Sorry, I'll pull out then.
2013-02-01 09:49:03 AM  
1 votes:
Motorboating is forbidden in Best Korea.
2013-02-01 09:48:11 AM  
1 votes:

Vegan Meat Popsicle: The problem is that really big boobs usually only come in two forms:

1. Droopy disgusting, floppy fatty fat fatso
2. Grotesque fakery

It's surprisingly difficult to find big boobs that are both real and nice.


I feel most blessed by my wife then.  She started out with Cs, and is now about a double D.  They grew during the breast feeding stage, and just never shrank.

It's awesome.
2013-02-01 09:47:49 AM  
1 votes:

hstein3: Diogenes: "Honey, if I was straight I'd swing you around by those!"

This guy has no idea what straight men do with boobs, does he?


Yeah I found that one a bit curious, too.  But it reminded me of this joke:

Two hookers are working the same corner and making chit-chat to pass the time.  One says to the other, "So, you ever been picked up by the Fuzz?"

The other one replies, "No, but I been swung around by my titties!"
2013-02-01 09:47:43 AM  
1 votes:
cold-fusion.us
Anything more than a handful, you risk a sprained thumb..
2013-02-01 09:43:55 AM  
1 votes:

SpdrJay: If I were a woman I would feel uncomfortable lugging around double D cups all day for the same reason I have no real urge to have 20-inch dick.


I once had a desire for a 20" dick, but settled for 10".
2013-02-01 09:31:45 AM  
1 votes:
If I were a woman I would feel uncomfortable lugging around double D cups all day for the same reason I have no real urge to have 20-inch dick.
2013-02-01 09:31:22 AM  
1 votes:
North Koreans really are f*cked up.
2013-02-01 09:27:26 AM  
1 votes:

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: SilentStrider: I like big butts.

I think you're lying.


I can't deny him
2013-02-01 09:25:04 AM  
1 votes:
"I don't like big boobs" is more words than necessary to say "I'm gay."

/I keed
 
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