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2013-02-01 10:33:04 AM

littlett's: Kit Fister: marry me? :D

HAHA!!  Well that would probably get me into trouble.


Bedstead Polisher: What size are considered "big"?

Some would say something larger than a 36C since that seems to be the ideal size by most men when they pick by photos.


When I was about 100lbs, I had 34Bs and other women were always commenting on my "big breasts" and saying how I was lucky. Then I gained about 25lbs and am 36C and suddenly hearing how "they're not that big".
I've always been pretty proportional, so it's weird. Though I would imagine the North Koreans could be about 100lbs with B cups and be in the same boat I was in.
 
2013-02-01 10:35:37 AM

Sinister 161: If the yapping don't stop and the pics don't start then Fark has caught the ghey!

/tbh that redhead bloke thread a few days back pretty much proved it anyway. Disgusting

[i.imgur.com image 300x450]


Here you are.


i48.tinypic.comi46.tinypic.com

 
2013-02-01 10:36:23 AM
I liked my "Best Korea is not Bust Korea" headline better.
 
2013-02-01 10:37:16 AM

Old enough to know better: B and C are just fine with me thanks. Guess I'm in the minority.


No, I don't think you are the minority. Christina Hendricks' and Kat Denning's would be a blast to play with. DD and up are great fun but aesthetically speaking, B and Cs are prettier. Angelina Jolie in Gia or Rose McGowan would be my template. But it's all good if they're real. Besides, I'm 6'1, a buck 60, who am I to criticize anyone else?
 
2013-02-01 10:37:20 AM

Bedstead Polisher: When I was about 100lbs, I had 34Bs and other women were always commenting on my "big breasts" and saying how I was lucky. Then I gained about 25lbs and am 36C and suddenly hearing how "they're not that big".
I've always been pretty proportional, so it's weird. Though I would imagine the North Koreans could be about 100lbs with B cups and be in the same boat I was in.


It has a lot to do with your proportions.  My breast look big on me because I have a small rib cage (30 band) so that runs up my cup size.  On a girl with a larger rib cage my breasts would look probably average to small.  So I understand where you are coning from.
 
2013-02-01 10:42:56 AM

Mugato: Old enough to know better: B and C are just fine with me thanks. Guess I'm in the minority.

No, I don't think you are the minority. Christina Hendricks' and Kat Denning's would be a blast to play with. DD and up are great fun but aesthetically speaking, B and Cs are prettier. Angelina Jolie in Gia or Rose McGowan would be my template. But it's all good if they're real. Besides, I'm 6'1, a buck 60, who am I to criticize anyone else?


I've never found size to be the defining feature of a woman's breasts.  For me, I think it's more about shape and how she carries herself.
 
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2013-02-01 10:44:14 AM
I've always been happy with what's available. I've been with almost a no cup, up to h cups, and had absolute fun with them all.
I'm just a boob freak, I guess...within reason, better get in that qualification.
 
2013-02-01 10:45:18 AM
GIS for "Sarah Stone," and "Vanessa Lake." You're welcome.
 
2013-02-01 10:45:59 AM

littlett's: Kit Fister: marry me? :D

HAHA!!  Well that would probably get me into trouble.


Bedstead Polisher: What size are considered "big"?

Some would say something larger than a 36C since that seems to be the ideal size by most men when they pick by photos.



I have to go by feel, rather than by eye.
 
2013-02-01 10:47:33 AM

Diogenes: Just for the record, it's not that us gay guys don't like big boobs.  They just don't make us...stand at attention.

I went to the "bears'" pool party at Disney Gay days with a gal pal with a nice boob job.  You should have seen all the guys.  "Giiirrl...those are fantastic!  Can I feel 'em up?"  "Beautiful work!  Really."  "Honey, if I was straight I'd swing you around by those!"


Hhehe.. I've been motorboated by a gay guy, so i can vouch for this.
 
2013-02-01 10:49:34 AM
My roomate has DDs. Got some good looks at them when she sleep walks naked. I need to get pics one time.
 
2013-02-01 10:51:23 AM

groppet: My roomate has DDs. Got some good looks at them when she sleep walks naked. I need to get pics one time.


That's just a little on the creepy side.
 
2013-02-01 10:53:13 AM
This would be an awesome BIE thread. So if any of you Farkettes and/or TFettes are in a slightly exhibitionist mood, my e-mail address is listed in my profile.


(yes, I know it's kind of wordy, but I think it is a bit more polite the than the usual)
 
2013-02-01 10:55:04 AM

littlett's: groppet: My roomate has DDs. Got some good looks at them when she sleep walks naked. I need to get pics one time.

That's just a little on the creepy side.


I agree. That is a bit creepy.


Dude! Send copies of those pics!
 
2013-02-01 10:56:41 AM
My type (tall, willowy blue-eyed brunettes) typically doesn't get much above a B, so that's my preference, I guess.  Truthfully, I've never much cared, as long as I get to play with them.

/average height and pudgy, so not bringing much to the table
//at least I'm funny
 
2013-02-01 10:58:18 AM

give me doughnuts: This would be an awesome BIE thread. So if any of you Farkettes and/or TFettes are in a slightly exhibitionist mood, my e-mail address is listed in my profile.


(yes, I know it's kind of wordy, but I think it is a bit more polite the than the usual)


Being polite may get impressive results.  I guess you'll find you.
 
2013-02-01 11:00:02 AM

give me doughnuts: This would be an awesome BIE thread. So if any of you Farkettes and/or TFettes are in a slightly exhibitionist mood, my e-mail address is listed in my profile.


(yes, I know it's kind of wordy, but I think it is a bit more polite the than the usual)


Agreed!

BIE would be a wonderful addition to this otherwise chilly Friday...

/eip
//happy to reciprocate/show gratuity :-)
 
2013-02-01 11:02:02 AM

I May Be Crazy But...: I guess you'll find you.


It's possible I meant to say "I guess you'll find out."
 
2013-02-01 11:03:11 AM
I like my women like Thomas Friedman likes his world - Hot, Flat, and Crowded.
 
2013-02-01 11:03:17 AM
This is not a bookmark or a request for BIE.

/EIP
 
2013-02-01 11:03:18 AM
I actually prefer smaller boobs!
 
2013-02-01 11:06:55 AM

littlett's: groppet: My roomate has DDs. Got some good looks at them when she sleep walks naked. I need to get pics one time.

That's just a little on the creepy side.


you must be new here...
 
2013-02-01 11:11:48 AM

littlett's: Well except for the ones that look like sad little eggs on a nail. Those are pretty gross.


Yeah really.  I freakin' hate eggs.  Blech.  They taste like mouth farts.
 
2013-02-01 11:14:07 AM

IAMBOB: littlett's: groppet: My roomate has DDs. Got some good looks at them when she sleep walks naked. I need to get pics one time.

That's just a little on the creepy side.

you must be new here...


No, that's legitimately creepy.  Obviously, I have no problem asking for pictures of women's breasts (be nice if it actually worked...) but pictures of a roommate who's sleep walking is a bit out there.
 
2013-02-01 11:21:01 AM

Sinister 161: If the yapping don't stop and the pics don't start then Fark has caught the ghey!

/tbh that redhead bloke thread a few days back pretty much proved it anyway. Disgusting


Can't be catching teh gheys.

i.imgur.com


i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

And then of course we have this NSFW
 
2013-02-01 11:21:07 AM

Kit Fister: littlett's: Vegan Meat Popsicle: The problem is that really big boobs usually only come in two forms:

1. Droopy disgusting, floppy fatty fat fatso
2. Grotesque fakery

It's surprisingly difficult to find big boobs that are both real and nice.

Sometimes there is just no pleasing you guys.

marry me? :D


Typical TFer post. Creepy with a big dash of sad.
 
2013-02-01 11:21:48 AM

DarkPascual: Well, is not so much that I don't like big breast as I can appreciate the beauty on the small ones.


Which ones will let me touch them?  Those are the ones I like.
 
2013-02-01 11:22:14 AM

SilentStrider: I like big butts.


Always trust someone who likes big butts, because they cannot lie.
 
2013-02-01 11:22:42 AM

Elegy: And then of course we have this NSFW


I hate you so much right now.
 
2013-02-01 11:23:27 AM

littlett's: Elegy: And then of course we have this NSFW

I hate you so much right now.


You hold him, I'll hit him.
 
2013-02-01 11:25:05 AM
I like them small to medium sized... perky preferred.
 
2013-02-01 11:27:37 AM

calm like a bomb: littlett's: Elegy: And then of course we have this NSFW

I hate you so much right now.

You hold him, I'll hit him.


You know how to tell that I make bad decisions?  I saw y'all's comments and then clicked on the link.   -shudder-
 
2013-02-01 11:28:40 AM

groppet: My roomate has DDs. Got some good looks at them when she sleep walks naked. I need to get pics one time.


That anecdote would have been so much hotter and less creepy if you were a girl.
 
2013-02-01 11:32:14 AM

Elegy: And then of course we have this NSFW


Eh, I work in a hospital, I've seen worse. Like immensely fat women whose breasts hang off the side of the bed; or an 80 year old, tiny, wrinkly woman with the perky D-cup tits of a 30 year old (she had fakes).

Not enough brain bleach in the world.
 
2013-02-01 11:33:00 AM
Not a bookmark....seriously.
 
2013-02-01 11:33:12 AM

teylix: Kit Fister: littlett's: Vegan Meat Popsicle: The problem is that really big boobs usually only come in two forms:

1. Droopy disgusting, floppy fatty fat fatso
2. Grotesque fakery

It's surprisingly difficult to find big boobs that are both real and nice.

Sometimes there is just no pleasing you guys.

marry me? :D

Typical TFer post. Creepy with a big dash of sad.


typical of a liter post. Stupid with a big dash of not parsing humor as implied by the smiley.
 
2013-02-01 11:33:49 AM

Mugato: groppet: My roomate has DDs. Got some good looks at them when she sleep walks naked. I need to get pics one time.

That anecdote would have been so much hotter and less creepy if you were a girl.


Or a clown.
 
2013-02-01 11:34:33 AM

calm like a bomb: littlett's: Elegy: And then of course we have this NSFW

I hate you so much right now.

You hold him, I'll hit him.


Sorry, couldn't resist. Here's some eye bleach.

i.imgur.com

SFW but to large for inline


NSFW
 
2013-02-01 11:35:59 AM

I May Be Crazy But...: You know how to tell that I make bad decisions?  I saw y'all's comments and then clicked on the link.


You should have know better.  We all should have known better!
 
2013-02-01 11:37:16 AM

Elegy: Sorry, couldn't resist. Here's some eye bleach.

SFW but to large for inline


NSFW


I'm not sure how to feel about that NSFW one.  Surely it's not comfortable for her.
 
2013-02-01 11:38:36 AM
 
2013-02-01 11:43:28 AM

Gleeman: Elegy: And then of course we have this NSFW

Eh, I work in a hospital, I've seen worse. Like immensely fat women whose breasts hang off the side of the bed; or an 80 year old, tiny, wrinkly woman with the perky D-cup tits of a 30 year old (she had fakes).

Not enough brain bleach in the world.


I don't understand the older ladies with the implants. Your time has passed ladies (SFW, no nudity)
 
2013-02-01 11:43:43 AM
I offer asylum to these poor, oppressed, busty women.
 
2013-02-01 11:47:18 AM

littlett's: Vegan Meat Popsicle: The problem is that really big boobs usually only come in two forms:

1. Droopy disgusting, floppy fatty fat fatso
2. Grotesque fakery

It's surprisingly difficult to find big boobs that are both real and nice.

Sometimes there is just no pleasing you guys.


Personally, I like them to be proportional. I prefer them large enough to be called breasts, but small enough to not get in the way. If I try to hug you, and your boobs are restricting on my efforts, then they are too big.
 
2013-02-01 11:48:47 AM

Xenomech: I offer asylum to these poor, oppressed, busty women.


You named it "sylum"?  That's...different.

Or do you live in San Pedro?
 
2013-02-01 11:49:52 AM

littlett's: I May Be Crazy But...: You know how to tell that I make bad decisions?  I saw y'all's comments and then clicked on the link.

You should have know better.  We all should have known better!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P7P728pjLA It's either the Beatles or a rickroll - take your chances.
 
2013-02-01 11:53:05 AM

Elegy: Sorry, couldn't resist. Here's some eye bleach.


Thank you.



You are still eviL though.

/nsfwish
 
2013-02-01 12:01:37 PM
 
2013-02-01 12:03:21 PM
Now THERE'S some eyebleach.  Very nice!
 
2013-02-01 12:03:55 PM
Best thread EVER...some of you fokkrs are funny as hell. I'm lolling at work..and I work construction..in the freezing ass cold, so for me to laugh at work is huge. God bless smartphones
 
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