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2013-02-01 09:47:43 AM  
cold-fusion.us
Anything more than a handful, you risk a sprained thumb..
 
2013-02-01 09:47:49 AM  

hstein3: Diogenes: "Honey, if I was straight I'd swing you around by those!"

This guy has no idea what straight men do with boobs, does he?


Yeah I found that one a bit curious, too.  But it reminded me of this joke:

Two hookers are working the same corner and making chit-chat to pass the time.  One says to the other, "So, you ever been picked up by the Fuzz?"

The other one replies, "No, but I been swung around by my titties!"
 
2013-02-01 09:48:11 AM  

Vegan Meat Popsicle: The problem is that really big boobs usually only come in two forms:

1. Droopy disgusting, floppy fatty fat fatso
2. Grotesque fakery

It's surprisingly difficult to find big boobs that are both real and nice.


I feel most blessed by my wife then.  She started out with Cs, and is now about a double D.  They grew during the breast feeding stage, and just never shrank.

It's awesome.
 
2013-02-01 09:48:35 AM  

trotsky: Bondith: calm like a bomb: I doubt there's many women in Best Korea with ample cleavage anyway.  Starvation tends to shrink the boobage.

The only big boobs over there are on Kim-Jong Un.

If by big boobs you mean man boobs, then I think you're pretty spot on.


thatsthejoke.jpg
 
2013-02-01 09:49:03 AM  
Motorboating is forbidden in Best Korea.
 
2013-02-01 09:49:44 AM  

Vegan Meat Popsicle: The problem is that really big boobs usually only come in two forms:

1. Droopy disgusting, floppy fatty fat fatso
2. Grotesque fakery

It's surprisingly difficult to find big boobs that are both real and nice.


Sometimes there is just no pleasing you guys.
 
2013-02-01 09:50:50 AM  

SpdrJay: If I were a woman I would feel uncomfortable lugging around double D cups all day for the same reason I have no real urge to have 20-inch dick.


A 20 inch penis is definitely not all its cracked up to be.

(-:
 
2013-02-01 09:51:57 AM  

littlett's: Vegan Meat Popsicle: The problem is that really big boobs usually only come in two forms:

1. Droopy disgusting, floppy fatty fat fatso
2. Grotesque fakery

It's surprisingly difficult to find big boobs that are both real and nice.

Sometimes there is just no pleasing you guys.


I like them in all shapes and sizes.  The only thing I have a problem with is when the aereola to boob ratio is over 50%.
 
2013-02-01 09:51:58 AM  
Maybe this is just propaganda to gain sympathy and get the west to send medical supplies like hormones and breast inserts. There is always a hidden agenda in any news coming out of Best Korea.

/Maybe it's time to start the Fark Fund for Flat Females.
 
2013-02-01 09:52:35 AM  
The bigger your breasts, the more likely you'll be considered a slut, the women reportedly said, because you're seen as strutting your stuff - as if morality determines that development.

And this is different from the USA, how, exactly?
 
2013-02-01 09:52:36 AM  

orclover: SpdrJay: If I were a woman I would feel uncomfortable lugging around double D cups all day for the same reason I have no real urge to have 20-inch dick.

A 20 inch penis is definitely not all its cracked up to be.

(-:


Sorry, I'll pull out then.
 
2013-02-01 09:52:49 AM  

orclover: SpdrJay: If I were a woman I would feel uncomfortable lugging around double D cups all day for the same reason I have no real urge to have 20-inch dick.

A 20 inch penis is definitely not all its cracked up to be.

(-:


Try 10 inches, everything in moderation...
 
2013-02-01 09:52:57 AM  

littlett's: Can't we all just agree that all breast big and small are nice?

Well except for the ones that look like sad little eggs on a nail.  Those are pretty gross.



Yes. Yes, we can.
 
2013-02-01 09:55:00 AM  

orclover: SpdrJay: If I were a woman I would feel uncomfortable lugging around double D cups all day for the same reason I have no real urge to have 20-inch dick.

A 20 inch penis is definitely not all its cracked up to be.

(-:


A 20 inch penis is definitely not to be in all the cracks.
 
2013-02-01 09:56:16 AM  
Barely skimmed the article and comments but I'm gonna go out on a limb and pull a theory out of my ass.  There's famine in NoKo.  A major component of breasts is fat.  Anyone with excess fat is going to be viewed with suspicion by the masses in NoKo.  "She must be getting extra food from some government bigwig to have breasts like that."
 
2013-02-01 09:57:49 AM  

jtown: Barely skimmed the article and comments but I'm gonna go out on a limb and pull a theory out of my ass.  There's famine in NoKo.  A major component of breasts is fat.  Anyone with excess fat is going to be viewed with suspicion by the masses in NoKo.  "She must be getting extra food from some government bigwig to have breasts like that."


Or she's been eating her kids.
 
2013-02-01 09:59:48 AM  
This makes sense. Small breasts for Asian women. Tiny penises for Asian men.
 
2013-02-01 09:59:59 AM  
 What!?! Large breasted women in North Korea are being oppressed?! This is an outrage, we need a targeted refugee program imediately. I'm sure we can re settle them in America....near me.

Hypnozombie
 
2013-02-01 10:02:44 AM  
I do prefer them on the larger, and natural, side but I can appreciate smaller ones too. It comes down to overall body proportions. I don't know, or care, why but boobs always lift my spirits. Sadly I'm at work, but I could use some spirit lifting lately. 6 more hours until I'm home. Blarg.

/BIE?
//EIP
 
2013-02-01 10:03:14 AM  
So this girl at the bar says, "I only go out with guys that have 9"s" and I replied, well, I guess I could fold it in half.
 
2013-02-01 10:04:23 AM  

littlett's: Sometimes there is just no pleasing you guys.


Nah. I like 'em across the whole range of sizes as long as they're reasonably shapely and real. I'm not super-picky, it's just that the outliers on both ends of the scale can be kind of gross in some circumstances.
 
2013-02-01 10:04:58 AM  

trotsky: Bondith: calm like a bomb: I doubt there's many women in Best Korea with ample cleavage anyway.  Starvation tends to shrink the boobage.

The only big boobs over there are on Kim-Jong Un.

If by big boobs you mean man boobs, then I think you're pretty spot on.


Makes me wonder if fat guys are now considered 'hot' in North Korea...

www.thejakartapost.com
 
2013-02-01 10:06:58 AM  
I'm an equal opportunity boob lover, as long as they're not shaped like a couple of fried eggs hung up by a thumb tack, it's all good. Obviously round, gravity-defying, and a bit larger than average are optimal, but hey, personality, pretty eyes, and a nice butt go a long way too.
 
2013-02-01 10:08:15 AM  

littlett's: Vegan Meat Popsicle: The problem is that really big boobs usually only come in two forms:

1. Droopy disgusting, floppy fatty fat fatso
2. Grotesque fakery

It's surprisingly difficult to find big boobs that are both real and nice.

Sometimes there is just no pleasing you guys.


marry me? :D
 
2013-02-01 10:08:47 AM  

ferretman: Some Examples:


Let me just say thank you.

/I'll be in my bunk...
 
2013-02-01 10:08:48 AM  
I heard that N Koreans Love Big Boobs....... Deep fried, with Kimchi
 
2013-02-01 10:09:26 AM  

GacysBasement: This makes sense. Small breasts for Asian women. Tiny penises for Asian men.


In Asia, nobody's getting what they want.
 
2013-02-01 10:09:40 AM  
The perfect boobs are the ones on the woman I'm with.
 
2013-02-01 10:09:40 AM  
gay gay gay

Apparently, even gays like boobs.

You must be seriously sick if you don't like boobs.
 
2013-02-01 10:10:46 AM  

Bondith: You're aware of what the function of dat ass is, right?


Yes, it frames a vagina nicely. I did not say anus!

I also forgot eyes. Dark brown eyes kill me every time. Asian, Mediterranean, Persian, African.

I guess what I'm saying is that large breasts don't matter, and can in some cases become a distraction during sex.
 
2013-02-01 10:11:56 AM  
What size are considered "big"?
 
2013-02-01 10:12:50 AM  

Bedstead Polisher: What size are considered "big"?


Since most everyone in North Korea is malnourished... probably any at all.
 
2013-02-01 10:14:35 AM  
Shape is more important than size.
 
2013-02-01 10:15:15 AM  
If the yapping don't stop and the pics don't start then Fark has caught the ghey!

/tbh that redhead bloke thread a few days back pretty much proved it anyway. Disgusting

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-01 10:15:27 AM  
I'm gonna come out and say it.

It seems like the ideal version of a woman in that region is a 12 year old girl.  That's why they don't like big boobs.
 
2013-02-01 10:15:47 AM  

H31N0US: Bondith: You're aware of what the function of dat ass is, right?

Yes, it frames a vagina nicely. I did not say anus!

I also forgot eyes. Dark brown eyes kill me every time. Asian, Mediterranean, Persian, African.

I guess what I'm saying is that large breasts don't matter, and can in some cases become a distraction during sex.


You say this like it's a bad thing... I confused.

/Dating a girl with a seriously killer rack
//All natural
///H cup goodness. I win at life.
 
2013-02-01 10:16:46 AM  

travoltron: H31N0US: Bondith: You're aware of what the function of dat ass is, right?

Yes, it frames a vagina nicely. I did not say anus!

I also forgot eyes. Dark brown eyes kill me every time. Asian, Mediterranean, Persian, African.

I guess what I'm saying is that large breasts don't matter, and can in some cases become a distraction during sex.

You say this like it's a bad thing... I confused.

/Dating a girl with a seriously killer rack
//All natural
///H cup goodness. I win at life.


pic's or it never happened.
 
2013-02-01 10:17:15 AM  

jtown: Barely skimmed the article and comments but I'm gonna go out on a limb and pull a theory out of my ass.  There's famine in NoKo.  A major component of breasts is fat.  Anyone with excess fat is going to be viewed with suspicion by the masses in NoKo.  "She must be getting extra food from some government bigwig to have breasts like that."


You could be right but I think it's more misogynistic than that. If your theory was correct it'd be more like "women with big boobs are part of the pampered elitist class", like a "class warfare" thing. Besides, North Korea is farking backwards ass wrong about everything so nothing they say would surprise me.

As for fake boobies, reconstructive surgery aside, real is always preferable. I haven't dealt with fake boobies in probably 7 years so technology may have improved but back in the day I could spot them from a mile away. They look wrong, the feel very wrong and the whole process should be discouraged.

34C is ideal but an A cup is preferable to bolt-ons.
 
2013-02-01 10:17:50 AM  

justafarkingchef: We must destroy this backward-thinking regime before their influence spreads. Prepare the nukes.


You will destroy all the boobies! WON'T YOU THINK OF THE BOOBIES??!!
 
2013-02-01 10:18:09 AM  

durbnpoisn: Vegan Meat Popsicle: The problem is that really big boobs usually only come in two forms:

1. Droopy disgusting, floppy fatty fat fatso
2. Grotesque fakery

It's surprisingly difficult to find big boobs that are both real and nice.

I feel most blessed by my wife then.  She started out with Cs, and is now about a double D.  They grew during the breast feeding stage, and just never shrank.

It's awesome.


Ah yea, the Milk Fairy. Best thing about pregnancy, other than the baby. The Gleewoman permanently gained 4" and a cup size. Yummy.

But overall I'd say it's all about proportions. IMHO a tiny Asian woman with DDs is just as unfortunate as a woman with DAT ASS but A cups.
 
2013-02-01 10:18:16 AM  

I May Be Crazy But...: The perfect boobs are the ones on the woman I'm with.


Quite.
 
2013-02-01 10:18:34 AM  

Kit Fister: marry me? :D


HAHA!!  Well that would probably get me into trouble.


Bedstead Polisher: What size are considered "big"?


Some would say something larger than a 36C since that seems to be the ideal size by most men when they pick by photos.
 
2013-02-01 10:18:36 AM  

littlett's: Vegan Meat Popsicle: The problem is that really big boobs usually only come in two forms:

1. Droopy disgusting, floppy fatty fat fatso
2. Grotesque fakery

It's surprisingly difficult to find big boobs that are both real and nice.

Sometimes there is just no pleasing you guys.


Sure you can.  Blowjobs make us forget everything else.
 
2013-02-01 10:18:50 AM  

cousndick: trotsky: Bondith: calm like a bomb: I doubt there's many women in Best Korea with ample cleavage anyway.  Starvation tends to shrink the boobage.

The only big boobs over there are on Kim-Jong Un.

If by big boobs you mean man boobs, then I think you're pretty spot on.

Makes me wonder if fat guys are now considered 'hot' in North Korea...

[www.thejakartapost.com image 380x253]



It's a sign of wealth over there, so yeah.
 
2013-02-01 10:20:23 AM  

littlett's: Can't we all just agree that all breast big and small are nice?


I can agree with that. An ex of mine was barely a B cup, but they were spectacular.
 
2013-02-01 10:22:52 AM  
B and C are just fine with me thanks. Guess I'm in the minority.
 
2013-02-01 10:29:01 AM  
Note everyone likes big boobs. Some like bigger boobs.
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-01 10:29:15 AM  

Boeheimian Rhapsody: travoltron: H31N0US: Bondith: You're aware of what the function of dat ass is, right?

Yes, it frames a vagina nicely. I did not say anus!

I also forgot eyes. Dark brown eyes kill me every time. Asian, Mediterranean, Persian, African.

I guess what I'm saying is that large breasts don't matter, and can in some cases become a distraction during sex.

You say this like it's a bad thing... I confused.

/Dating a girl with a seriously killer rack
//All natural
///H cup goodness. I win at life.

pic's or it never happened.


She'd kill me. I'll try to find something though.
 
2013-02-01 10:29:22 AM  
How do you make 5 pounds of fat attractive?


Put a nipple on it.
 
2013-02-01 10:30:08 AM  
That article is useless without pics.
 
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