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2013-02-01 09:09:17 AM  
I like big butts.
 
2013-02-01 09:24:25 AM  
North Koreans are gay.
 
2013-02-01 09:25:04 AM  
"I don't like big boobs" is more words than necessary to say "I'm gay."

/I keed
 
2013-02-01 09:25:12 AM  

Deep Contact: North Koreans are gay.


And retarded.
 
2013-02-01 09:25:12 AM  

SilentStrider: I like big butts.


I think you're lying.
 
2013-02-01 09:25:29 AM  
I can't argue they're completely out of line on this... and that may be a first!
 
2013-02-01 09:25:44 AM  
I doubt there's many women in Best Korea with ample cleavage anyway.  Starvation tends to shrink the boobage.
 
2013-02-01 09:26:24 AM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: SilentStrider: I like big butts.

I think you're lying.


Nay! He cannot!
 
2013-02-01 09:26:34 AM  
C is fine for me. I have always been more attracted to the functional parts of a woman, i.e. dat ass.
 
2013-02-01 09:26:39 AM  
I don't give a figgle, if it ain't got that jiggle.
 
2013-02-01 09:27:03 AM  

calm like a bomb: I doubt there's many women in Best Korea with ample cleavage anyway.  Starvation tends to shrink the boobage.


"Big" is probably like a large B-cup over there.
 
2013-02-01 09:27:09 AM  
We must destroy this backward-thinking regime before their influence spreads. Prepare the nukes.
 
2013-02-01 09:27:23 AM  
DFC.
 
2013-02-01 09:27:26 AM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: SilentStrider: I like big butts.

I think you're lying.


I can't deny him
 
2013-02-01 09:27:32 AM  

H31N0US: C is fine for me. I have always been more attracted to the functional parts of a woman, i.e. dat ass.


If you don't know how function big boobs can be, you're doing it wrong.
 
2013-02-01 09:27:34 AM  
Great, they're being taken over by hipsters
 
2013-02-01 09:29:33 AM  
The obvious thing to do here is start a Food for Boobs trade agreement with North Korea.  We will take all their large-breasted women for large-breasted chickens, or whatever sized chickens they want.
 
2013-02-01 09:30:03 AM  
Considering the source, I'm gonna go ahead and make the startling claim that this isn't true.  Even in North Korea.
 
2013-02-01 09:30:55 AM  
North Koreans are the sickest perverts. Between starvation and lack of breeding, maybe they will die off and South Korea can take what is left over.
 
2013-02-01 09:31:01 AM  
Some Examples:
www.fourauto.com
psd.tu-torial.com
pic.laonanren.cn
maxcdn.fooyoh.com
www.asianbite.com
 
2013-02-01 09:31:22 AM  
North Koreans really are f*cked up.
 
2013-02-01 09:31:45 AM  
If I were a woman I would feel uncomfortable lugging around double D cups all day for the same reason I have no real urge to have 20-inch dick.
 
2013-02-01 09:31:58 AM  

DubtodaIll: The obvious thing to do here is start a Food for Boobs trade agreement with North Korea.  We will take all their large-breasted women for large-breasted chickens, or whatever sized chickens they want.


Chicks for Chicks?
 
2013-02-01 09:32:43 AM  
I wonder if North Korean women wear bras....
 
2013-02-01 09:33:03 AM  
Just for the record, it's not that us gay guys don't like big boobs.  They just don't make us...stand at attention.

I went to the "bears'" pool party at Disney Gay days with a gal pal with a nice boob job.  You should have seen all the guys.  "Giiirrl...those are fantastic!  Can I feel 'em up?"  "Beautiful work!  Really."  "Honey, if I was straight I'd swing you around by those!"
 
2013-02-01 09:33:36 AM  
So the Norks have become Noraq?
 
2013-02-01 09:33:45 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: North Koreans really are f*cked up.


Kind of reminds me of the thread we had the other day:  http://www.fark.com/comments/7556510  Basically, if I can't be happy, then you can't be happy.
 
2013-02-01 09:34:20 AM  
Crazy dictator?  There's plenty of those.  Messing with an ally?  Sucks, but they haven't quite crossed the Rubicon yet, so... Nukes?  Hardly ideal, but whatever.

War on large breasts?  THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND.
 
2013-02-01 09:34:27 AM  
We insist on more examples purely for research !
 
2013-02-01 09:34:49 AM  
I too find this statement false. Just look at their present and past leader.
 
2013-02-01 09:35:05 AM  
I'm more interested in things south of there.
 
2013-02-01 09:35:11 AM  
I'm not PC (it's a Marxist gig) nor am I feminist, but I think it's time we start thinking about <i>what type of women we like</i> instead of judging the whole package by the mammaries.

FFS, CS
 
2013-02-01 09:36:13 AM  
I think they meant they don't like big boobs on their dear leader since he is a bit big boned...
 
2013-02-01 09:37:40 AM  
My fellow Farkers, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw North Korea forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.
 
2013-02-01 09:38:03 AM  
Well, is not so much that I don't like big breast as I can appreciate the beauty on the small ones.
 
2013-02-01 09:38:08 AM  
studiesofamerica.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-01 09:38:53 AM  
Big F i r s t ? What does that mean they don't like big 1st?
 
2013-02-01 09:41:15 AM  

calm like a bomb: I doubt there's many women in Best Korea with ample cleavage anyway.  Starvation tends to shrink the boobage.


The only big boobs over there are on Kim-Jong Un.
 
2013-02-01 09:42:23 AM  

sodomizer: I'm not PC (it's a Marxist gig) nor am I feminist, but I think it's time we start thinking about <i>what type of women we like</i> instead of judging the whole package by the mammaries.

FFS, CS



I first read that as 'juggling the whole package by the mammaries'.

I was intrigued.
 
2013-02-01 09:42:40 AM  
Can't we all just agree that all breast big and small are nice?

Well except for the ones that look like sad little eggs on a nail.  Those are pretty gross.
 
2013-02-01 09:42:45 AM  
The problem is that really big boobs usually only come in two forms:

1. Droopy disgusting, floppy fatty fat fatso
2. Grotesque fakery

It's surprisingly difficult to find big boobs that are both real and nice.
 
2013-02-01 09:43:29 AM  

Bondith: calm like a bomb: I doubt there's many women in Best Korea with ample cleavage anyway.  Starvation tends to shrink the boobage.

The only big boobs over there are on Kim-Jong Un.


If by big boobs you mean man boobs, then I think you're pretty spot on.
 
2013-02-01 09:43:41 AM  

Diogenes: "Honey, if I was straight I'd swing you around by those!"


This guy has no idea what straight men do with boobs, does he?
 
2013-02-01 09:43:52 AM  

Diogenes: You should have seen all the guys.  "Giiirrl...those are fantastic!  Can I feel 'em up?"  "Beautiful work!  Really."  "Honey, if I was straight I'd swing you around by those!"


Reason #18263 why it pays to pretend to be gay around girls.
 
2013-02-01 09:43:55 AM  

SpdrJay: If I were a woman I would feel uncomfortable lugging around double D cups all day for the same reason I have no real urge to have 20-inch dick.


I once had a desire for a 20" dick, but settled for 10".
 
2013-02-01 09:44:01 AM  

H31N0US: C is fine for me. I have always been more attracted to the functional parts of a woman, i.e. dat ass.


You're aware of what the function of dat ass is, right?

sodomizer: I'm not PC (it's a Marxist gig) nor am I feminist, but I think it's time we start thinking about <i>what type of women we like</i> instead of judging the whole package by the mammaries.


I've come to appreciate sanity in a woman.

/heh, you said package
 
2013-02-01 09:44:17 AM  

sodomizer: I'm not PC (it's a Marxist gig) nor am I feminist, but I think it's time we start thinking about <i>what type of women we like</i> instead of judging the whole package by the mammaries.

FFS, CS


nice handle...

but, 'tis true.  big boobs attached to a beached whale aren't all that exciting.
 
2013-02-01 09:45:35 AM  

pute kisses like a man: sodomizer: I'm not PC (it's a Marxist gig) nor am I feminist, but I think it's time we start thinking about <i>what type of women we like</i> instead of judging the whole package by the mammaries.

FFS, CS

nice handle...

but, 'tis true.  big boobs attached to a beached whale aren't all that exciting.


Still better than tiny boobs attached to a beached whale.
 
2013-02-01 09:45:43 AM  

Vegan Meat Popsicle: The problem is that really big boobs usually only come in two forms:

1. Droopy disgusting, floppy fatty fat fatso
2. Grotesque fakery

It's surprisingly difficult to find big boobs that are both real and nice.


You forgot about vein-y
 
2013-02-01 09:46:20 AM  
If a woman nit having ample enough boobs makes you think she is not hittable, I think that is a clearer indication of possible gayness, than claiming that you don't care. Anyway, shape and sensitivity are what matters, not size.
 
2013-02-01 09:47:43 AM  
cold-fusion.us
Anything more than a handful, you risk a sprained thumb..
 
2013-02-01 09:47:49 AM  

hstein3: Diogenes: "Honey, if I was straight I'd swing you around by those!"

This guy has no idea what straight men do with boobs, does he?


Yeah I found that one a bit curious, too.  But it reminded me of this joke:

Two hookers are working the same corner and making chit-chat to pass the time.  One says to the other, "So, you ever been picked up by the Fuzz?"

The other one replies, "No, but I been swung around by my titties!"
 
2013-02-01 09:48:11 AM  

Vegan Meat Popsicle: The problem is that really big boobs usually only come in two forms:

1. Droopy disgusting, floppy fatty fat fatso
2. Grotesque fakery

It's surprisingly difficult to find big boobs that are both real and nice.


I feel most blessed by my wife then.  She started out with Cs, and is now about a double D.  They grew during the breast feeding stage, and just never shrank.

It's awesome.
 
2013-02-01 09:48:35 AM  

trotsky: Bondith: calm like a bomb: I doubt there's many women in Best Korea with ample cleavage anyway.  Starvation tends to shrink the boobage.

The only big boobs over there are on Kim-Jong Un.

If by big boobs you mean man boobs, then I think you're pretty spot on.


thatsthejoke.jpg
 
2013-02-01 09:49:03 AM  
Motorboating is forbidden in Best Korea.
 
2013-02-01 09:49:44 AM  

Vegan Meat Popsicle: The problem is that really big boobs usually only come in two forms:

1. Droopy disgusting, floppy fatty fat fatso
2. Grotesque fakery

It's surprisingly difficult to find big boobs that are both real and nice.


Sometimes there is just no pleasing you guys.
 
2013-02-01 09:50:50 AM  

SpdrJay: If I were a woman I would feel uncomfortable lugging around double D cups all day for the same reason I have no real urge to have 20-inch dick.


A 20 inch penis is definitely not all its cracked up to be.

(-:
 
2013-02-01 09:51:57 AM  

littlett's: Vegan Meat Popsicle: The problem is that really big boobs usually only come in two forms:

1. Droopy disgusting, floppy fatty fat fatso
2. Grotesque fakery

It's surprisingly difficult to find big boobs that are both real and nice.

Sometimes there is just no pleasing you guys.


I like them in all shapes and sizes.  The only thing I have a problem with is when the aereola to boob ratio is over 50%.
 
2013-02-01 09:51:58 AM  
Maybe this is just propaganda to gain sympathy and get the west to send medical supplies like hormones and breast inserts. There is always a hidden agenda in any news coming out of Best Korea.

/Maybe it's time to start the Fark Fund for Flat Females.
 
2013-02-01 09:52:35 AM  
The bigger your breasts, the more likely you'll be considered a slut, the women reportedly said, because you're seen as strutting your stuff - as if morality determines that development.

And this is different from the USA, how, exactly?
 
2013-02-01 09:52:36 AM  

orclover: SpdrJay: If I were a woman I would feel uncomfortable lugging around double D cups all day for the same reason I have no real urge to have 20-inch dick.

A 20 inch penis is definitely not all its cracked up to be.

(-:


Sorry, I'll pull out then.
 
2013-02-01 09:52:49 AM  

orclover: SpdrJay: If I were a woman I would feel uncomfortable lugging around double D cups all day for the same reason I have no real urge to have 20-inch dick.

A 20 inch penis is definitely not all its cracked up to be.

(-:


Try 10 inches, everything in moderation...
 
2013-02-01 09:52:57 AM  

littlett's: Can't we all just agree that all breast big and small are nice?

Well except for the ones that look like sad little eggs on a nail.  Those are pretty gross.



Yes. Yes, we can.
 
2013-02-01 09:55:00 AM  

orclover: SpdrJay: If I were a woman I would feel uncomfortable lugging around double D cups all day for the same reason I have no real urge to have 20-inch dick.

A 20 inch penis is definitely not all its cracked up to be.

(-:


A 20 inch penis is definitely not to be in all the cracks.
 
2013-02-01 09:56:16 AM  
Barely skimmed the article and comments but I'm gonna go out on a limb and pull a theory out of my ass.  There's famine in NoKo.  A major component of breasts is fat.  Anyone with excess fat is going to be viewed with suspicion by the masses in NoKo.  "She must be getting extra food from some government bigwig to have breasts like that."
 
2013-02-01 09:57:49 AM  

jtown: Barely skimmed the article and comments but I'm gonna go out on a limb and pull a theory out of my ass.  There's famine in NoKo.  A major component of breasts is fat.  Anyone with excess fat is going to be viewed with suspicion by the masses in NoKo.  "She must be getting extra food from some government bigwig to have breasts like that."


Or she's been eating her kids.
 
2013-02-01 09:59:48 AM  
This makes sense. Small breasts for Asian women. Tiny penises for Asian men.
 
2013-02-01 09:59:59 AM  
 What!?! Large breasted women in North Korea are being oppressed?! This is an outrage, we need a targeted refugee program imediately. I'm sure we can re settle them in America....near me.

Hypnozombie
 
2013-02-01 10:02:44 AM  
I do prefer them on the larger, and natural, side but I can appreciate smaller ones too. It comes down to overall body proportions. I don't know, or care, why but boobs always lift my spirits. Sadly I'm at work, but I could use some spirit lifting lately. 6 more hours until I'm home. Blarg.

/BIE?
//EIP
 
2013-02-01 10:03:14 AM  
So this girl at the bar says, "I only go out with guys that have 9"s" and I replied, well, I guess I could fold it in half.
 
2013-02-01 10:04:23 AM  

littlett's: Sometimes there is just no pleasing you guys.


Nah. I like 'em across the whole range of sizes as long as they're reasonably shapely and real. I'm not super-picky, it's just that the outliers on both ends of the scale can be kind of gross in some circumstances.
 
2013-02-01 10:04:58 AM  

trotsky: Bondith: calm like a bomb: I doubt there's many women in Best Korea with ample cleavage anyway.  Starvation tends to shrink the boobage.

The only big boobs over there are on Kim-Jong Un.

If by big boobs you mean man boobs, then I think you're pretty spot on.


Makes me wonder if fat guys are now considered 'hot' in North Korea...

www.thejakartapost.com
 
2013-02-01 10:06:58 AM  
I'm an equal opportunity boob lover, as long as they're not shaped like a couple of fried eggs hung up by a thumb tack, it's all good. Obviously round, gravity-defying, and a bit larger than average are optimal, but hey, personality, pretty eyes, and a nice butt go a long way too.
 
2013-02-01 10:08:15 AM  

littlett's: Vegan Meat Popsicle: The problem is that really big boobs usually only come in two forms:

1. Droopy disgusting, floppy fatty fat fatso
2. Grotesque fakery

It's surprisingly difficult to find big boobs that are both real and nice.

Sometimes there is just no pleasing you guys.


marry me? :D
 
2013-02-01 10:08:47 AM  

ferretman: Some Examples:


Let me just say thank you.

/I'll be in my bunk...
 
2013-02-01 10:08:48 AM  
I heard that N Koreans Love Big Boobs....... Deep fried, with Kimchi
 
2013-02-01 10:09:26 AM  

GacysBasement: This makes sense. Small breasts for Asian women. Tiny penises for Asian men.


In Asia, nobody's getting what they want.
 
2013-02-01 10:09:40 AM  
The perfect boobs are the ones on the woman I'm with.
 
2013-02-01 10:09:40 AM  
gay gay gay

Apparently, even gays like boobs.

You must be seriously sick if you don't like boobs.
 
2013-02-01 10:10:46 AM  

Bondith: You're aware of what the function of dat ass is, right?


Yes, it frames a vagina nicely. I did not say anus!

I also forgot eyes. Dark brown eyes kill me every time. Asian, Mediterranean, Persian, African.

I guess what I'm saying is that large breasts don't matter, and can in some cases become a distraction during sex.
 
2013-02-01 10:11:56 AM  
What size are considered "big"?
 
2013-02-01 10:12:50 AM  

Bedstead Polisher: What size are considered "big"?


Since most everyone in North Korea is malnourished... probably any at all.
 
2013-02-01 10:14:35 AM  
Shape is more important than size.
 
2013-02-01 10:15:15 AM  
If the yapping don't stop and the pics don't start then Fark has caught the ghey!

/tbh that redhead bloke thread a few days back pretty much proved it anyway. Disgusting

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-01 10:15:27 AM  
I'm gonna come out and say it.

It seems like the ideal version of a woman in that region is a 12 year old girl.  That's why they don't like big boobs.
 
2013-02-01 10:15:47 AM  

H31N0US: Bondith: You're aware of what the function of dat ass is, right?

Yes, it frames a vagina nicely. I did not say anus!

I also forgot eyes. Dark brown eyes kill me every time. Asian, Mediterranean, Persian, African.

I guess what I'm saying is that large breasts don't matter, and can in some cases become a distraction during sex.


You say this like it's a bad thing... I confused.

/Dating a girl with a seriously killer rack
//All natural
///H cup goodness. I win at life.
 
2013-02-01 10:16:46 AM  

travoltron: H31N0US: Bondith: You're aware of what the function of dat ass is, right?

Yes, it frames a vagina nicely. I did not say anus!

I also forgot eyes. Dark brown eyes kill me every time. Asian, Mediterranean, Persian, African.

I guess what I'm saying is that large breasts don't matter, and can in some cases become a distraction during sex.

You say this like it's a bad thing... I confused.

/Dating a girl with a seriously killer rack
//All natural
///H cup goodness. I win at life.


pic's or it never happened.
 
2013-02-01 10:17:15 AM  

jtown: Barely skimmed the article and comments but I'm gonna go out on a limb and pull a theory out of my ass.  There's famine in NoKo.  A major component of breasts is fat.  Anyone with excess fat is going to be viewed with suspicion by the masses in NoKo.  "She must be getting extra food from some government bigwig to have breasts like that."


You could be right but I think it's more misogynistic than that. If your theory was correct it'd be more like "women with big boobs are part of the pampered elitist class", like a "class warfare" thing. Besides, North Korea is farking backwards ass wrong about everything so nothing they say would surprise me.

As for fake boobies, reconstructive surgery aside, real is always preferable. I haven't dealt with fake boobies in probably 7 years so technology may have improved but back in the day I could spot them from a mile away. They look wrong, the feel very wrong and the whole process should be discouraged.

34C is ideal but an A cup is preferable to bolt-ons.
 
2013-02-01 10:17:50 AM  

justafarkingchef: We must destroy this backward-thinking regime before their influence spreads. Prepare the nukes.


You will destroy all the boobies! WON'T YOU THINK OF THE BOOBIES??!!
 
2013-02-01 10:18:09 AM  

durbnpoisn: Vegan Meat Popsicle: The problem is that really big boobs usually only come in two forms:

1. Droopy disgusting, floppy fatty fat fatso
2. Grotesque fakery

It's surprisingly difficult to find big boobs that are both real and nice.

I feel most blessed by my wife then.  She started out with Cs, and is now about a double D.  They grew during the breast feeding stage, and just never shrank.

It's awesome.


Ah yea, the Milk Fairy. Best thing about pregnancy, other than the baby. The Gleewoman permanently gained 4" and a cup size. Yummy.

But overall I'd say it's all about proportions. IMHO a tiny Asian woman with DDs is just as unfortunate as a woman with DAT ASS but A cups.
 
2013-02-01 10:18:16 AM  

I May Be Crazy But...: The perfect boobs are the ones on the woman I'm with.


Quite.
 
2013-02-01 10:18:34 AM  

Kit Fister: marry me? :D


HAHA!!  Well that would probably get me into trouble.


Bedstead Polisher: What size are considered "big"?


Some would say something larger than a 36C since that seems to be the ideal size by most men when they pick by photos.
 
2013-02-01 10:18:36 AM  

littlett's: Vegan Meat Popsicle: The problem is that really big boobs usually only come in two forms:

1. Droopy disgusting, floppy fatty fat fatso
2. Grotesque fakery

It's surprisingly difficult to find big boobs that are both real and nice.

Sometimes there is just no pleasing you guys.


Sure you can.  Blowjobs make us forget everything else.
 
2013-02-01 10:18:50 AM  

cousndick: trotsky: Bondith: calm like a bomb: I doubt there's many women in Best Korea with ample cleavage anyway.  Starvation tends to shrink the boobage.

The only big boobs over there are on Kim-Jong Un.

If by big boobs you mean man boobs, then I think you're pretty spot on.

Makes me wonder if fat guys are now considered 'hot' in North Korea...

[www.thejakartapost.com image 380x253]



It's a sign of wealth over there, so yeah.
 
2013-02-01 10:20:23 AM  

littlett's: Can't we all just agree that all breast big and small are nice?


I can agree with that. An ex of mine was barely a B cup, but they were spectacular.
 
2013-02-01 10:22:52 AM  
B and C are just fine with me thanks. Guess I'm in the minority.
 
2013-02-01 10:29:01 AM  
Note everyone likes big boobs. Some like bigger boobs.
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-01 10:29:15 AM  

Boeheimian Rhapsody: travoltron: H31N0US: Bondith: You're aware of what the function of dat ass is, right?

Yes, it frames a vagina nicely. I did not say anus!

I also forgot eyes. Dark brown eyes kill me every time. Asian, Mediterranean, Persian, African.

I guess what I'm saying is that large breasts don't matter, and can in some cases become a distraction during sex.

You say this like it's a bad thing... I confused.

/Dating a girl with a seriously killer rack
//All natural
///H cup goodness. I win at life.

pic's or it never happened.


She'd kill me. I'll try to find something though.
 
2013-02-01 10:29:22 AM  
How do you make 5 pounds of fat attractive?


Put a nipple on it.
 
2013-02-01 10:30:08 AM  
That article is useless without pics.
 
2013-02-01 10:33:04 AM  

littlett's: Kit Fister: marry me? :D

HAHA!!  Well that would probably get me into trouble.


Bedstead Polisher: What size are considered "big"?

Some would say something larger than a 36C since that seems to be the ideal size by most men when they pick by photos.


When I was about 100lbs, I had 34Bs and other women were always commenting on my "big breasts" and saying how I was lucky. Then I gained about 25lbs and am 36C and suddenly hearing how "they're not that big".
I've always been pretty proportional, so it's weird. Though I would imagine the North Koreans could be about 100lbs with B cups and be in the same boat I was in.
 
2013-02-01 10:35:37 AM  

Sinister 161: If the yapping don't stop and the pics don't start then Fark has caught the ghey!

/tbh that redhead bloke thread a few days back pretty much proved it anyway. Disgusting

[i.imgur.com image 300x450]


Here you are.


i48.tinypic.comi46.tinypic.com

 
2013-02-01 10:36:23 AM  
I liked my "Best Korea is not Bust Korea" headline better.
 
2013-02-01 10:37:16 AM  

Old enough to know better: B and C are just fine with me thanks. Guess I'm in the minority.


No, I don't think you are the minority. Christina Hendricks' and Kat Denning's would be a blast to play with. DD and up are great fun but aesthetically speaking, B and Cs are prettier. Angelina Jolie in Gia or Rose McGowan would be my template. But it's all good if they're real. Besides, I'm 6'1, a buck 60, who am I to criticize anyone else?
 
2013-02-01 10:37:20 AM  

Bedstead Polisher: When I was about 100lbs, I had 34Bs and other women were always commenting on my "big breasts" and saying how I was lucky. Then I gained about 25lbs and am 36C and suddenly hearing how "they're not that big".
I've always been pretty proportional, so it's weird. Though I would imagine the North Koreans could be about 100lbs with B cups and be in the same boat I was in.


It has a lot to do with your proportions.  My breast look big on me because I have a small rib cage (30 band) so that runs up my cup size.  On a girl with a larger rib cage my breasts would look probably average to small.  So I understand where you are coning from.
 
2013-02-01 10:42:56 AM  

Mugato: Old enough to know better: B and C are just fine with me thanks. Guess I'm in the minority.

No, I don't think you are the minority. Christina Hendricks' and Kat Denning's would be a blast to play with. DD and up are great fun but aesthetically speaking, B and Cs are prettier. Angelina Jolie in Gia or Rose McGowan would be my template. But it's all good if they're real. Besides, I'm 6'1, a buck 60, who am I to criticize anyone else?


I've never found size to be the defining feature of a woman's breasts.  For me, I think it's more about shape and how she carries herself.
 
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2013-02-01 10:44:14 AM  
I've always been happy with what's available. I've been with almost a no cup, up to h cups, and had absolute fun with them all.
I'm just a boob freak, I guess...within reason, better get in that qualification.
 
2013-02-01 10:45:18 AM  
GIS for "Sarah Stone," and "Vanessa Lake." You're welcome.
 
2013-02-01 10:45:59 AM  

littlett's: Kit Fister: marry me? :D

HAHA!!  Well that would probably get me into trouble.


Bedstead Polisher: What size are considered "big"?

Some would say something larger than a 36C since that seems to be the ideal size by most men when they pick by photos.



I have to go by feel, rather than by eye.
 
2013-02-01 10:47:33 AM  

Diogenes: Just for the record, it's not that us gay guys don't like big boobs.  They just don't make us...stand at attention.

I went to the "bears'" pool party at Disney Gay days with a gal pal with a nice boob job.  You should have seen all the guys.  "Giiirrl...those are fantastic!  Can I feel 'em up?"  "Beautiful work!  Really."  "Honey, if I was straight I'd swing you around by those!"


Hhehe.. I've been motorboated by a gay guy, so i can vouch for this.
 
2013-02-01 10:49:34 AM  
My roomate has DDs. Got some good looks at them when she sleep walks naked. I need to get pics one time.
 
2013-02-01 10:51:23 AM  

groppet: My roomate has DDs. Got some good looks at them when she sleep walks naked. I need to get pics one time.


That's just a little on the creepy side.
 
2013-02-01 10:53:13 AM  
This would be an awesome BIE thread. So if any of you Farkettes and/or TFettes are in a slightly exhibitionist mood, my e-mail address is listed in my profile.


(yes, I know it's kind of wordy, but I think it is a bit more polite the than the usual)
 
2013-02-01 10:55:04 AM  

littlett's: groppet: My roomate has DDs. Got some good looks at them when she sleep walks naked. I need to get pics one time.

That's just a little on the creepy side.


I agree. That is a bit creepy.


Dude! Send copies of those pics!
 
2013-02-01 10:56:41 AM  
My type (tall, willowy blue-eyed brunettes) typically doesn't get much above a B, so that's my preference, I guess.  Truthfully, I've never much cared, as long as I get to play with them.

/average height and pudgy, so not bringing much to the table
//at least I'm funny
 
2013-02-01 10:58:18 AM  

give me doughnuts: This would be an awesome BIE thread. So if any of you Farkettes and/or TFettes are in a slightly exhibitionist mood, my e-mail address is listed in my profile.


(yes, I know it's kind of wordy, but I think it is a bit more polite the than the usual)


Being polite may get impressive results.  I guess you'll find you.
 
2013-02-01 11:00:02 AM  

give me doughnuts: This would be an awesome BIE thread. So if any of you Farkettes and/or TFettes are in a slightly exhibitionist mood, my e-mail address is listed in my profile.


(yes, I know it's kind of wordy, but I think it is a bit more polite the than the usual)


Agreed!

BIE would be a wonderful addition to this otherwise chilly Friday...

/eip
//happy to reciprocate/show gratuity :-)
 
2013-02-01 11:02:02 AM  

I May Be Crazy But...: I guess you'll find you.


It's possible I meant to say "I guess you'll find out."
 
2013-02-01 11:03:11 AM  
I like my women like Thomas Friedman likes his world - Hot, Flat, and Crowded.
 
2013-02-01 11:03:17 AM  
This is not a bookmark or a request for BIE.

/EIP
 
2013-02-01 11:03:18 AM  
I actually prefer smaller boobs!
 
2013-02-01 11:06:55 AM  

littlett's: groppet: My roomate has DDs. Got some good looks at them when she sleep walks naked. I need to get pics one time.

That's just a little on the creepy side.


you must be new here...
 
2013-02-01 11:11:48 AM  

littlett's: Well except for the ones that look like sad little eggs on a nail. Those are pretty gross.


Yeah really.  I freakin' hate eggs.  Blech.  They taste like mouth farts.
 
2013-02-01 11:14:07 AM  

IAMBOB: littlett's: groppet: My roomate has DDs. Got some good looks at them when she sleep walks naked. I need to get pics one time.

That's just a little on the creepy side.

you must be new here...


No, that's legitimately creepy.  Obviously, I have no problem asking for pictures of women's breasts (be nice if it actually worked...) but pictures of a roommate who's sleep walking is a bit out there.
 
2013-02-01 11:21:01 AM  

Sinister 161: If the yapping don't stop and the pics don't start then Fark has caught the ghey!

/tbh that redhead bloke thread a few days back pretty much proved it anyway. Disgusting


Can't be catching teh gheys.

i.imgur.com


i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

And then of course we have this NSFW
 
2013-02-01 11:21:07 AM  

Kit Fister: littlett's: Vegan Meat Popsicle: The problem is that really big boobs usually only come in two forms:

1. Droopy disgusting, floppy fatty fat fatso
2. Grotesque fakery

It's surprisingly difficult to find big boobs that are both real and nice.

Sometimes there is just no pleasing you guys.

marry me? :D


Typical TFer post. Creepy with a big dash of sad.
 
2013-02-01 11:21:48 AM  

DarkPascual: Well, is not so much that I don't like big breast as I can appreciate the beauty on the small ones.


Which ones will let me touch them?  Those are the ones I like.
 
2013-02-01 11:22:14 AM  

SilentStrider: I like big butts.


Always trust someone who likes big butts, because they cannot lie.
 
2013-02-01 11:22:42 AM  

Elegy: And then of course we have this NSFW


I hate you so much right now.
 
2013-02-01 11:23:27 AM  

littlett's: Elegy: And then of course we have this NSFW

I hate you so much right now.


You hold him, I'll hit him.
 
2013-02-01 11:25:05 AM  
I like them small to medium sized... perky preferred.
 
2013-02-01 11:27:37 AM  

calm like a bomb: littlett's: Elegy: And then of course we have this NSFW

I hate you so much right now.

You hold him, I'll hit him.


You know how to tell that I make bad decisions?  I saw y'all's comments and then clicked on the link.   -shudder-
 
2013-02-01 11:28:40 AM  

groppet: My roomate has DDs. Got some good looks at them when she sleep walks naked. I need to get pics one time.


That anecdote would have been so much hotter and less creepy if you were a girl.
 
2013-02-01 11:32:14 AM  

Elegy: And then of course we have this NSFW


Eh, I work in a hospital, I've seen worse. Like immensely fat women whose breasts hang off the side of the bed; or an 80 year old, tiny, wrinkly woman with the perky D-cup tits of a 30 year old (she had fakes).

Not enough brain bleach in the world.
 
2013-02-01 11:33:00 AM  
Not a bookmark....seriously.
 
2013-02-01 11:33:12 AM  

teylix: Kit Fister: littlett's: Vegan Meat Popsicle: The problem is that really big boobs usually only come in two forms:

1. Droopy disgusting, floppy fatty fat fatso
2. Grotesque fakery

It's surprisingly difficult to find big boobs that are both real and nice.

Sometimes there is just no pleasing you guys.

marry me? :D

Typical TFer post. Creepy with a big dash of sad.


typical of a liter post. Stupid with a big dash of not parsing humor as implied by the smiley.
 
2013-02-01 11:33:49 AM  

Mugato: groppet: My roomate has DDs. Got some good looks at them when she sleep walks naked. I need to get pics one time.

That anecdote would have been so much hotter and less creepy if you were a girl.


Or a clown.
 
2013-02-01 11:34:33 AM  

calm like a bomb: littlett's: Elegy: And then of course we have this NSFW

I hate you so much right now.

You hold him, I'll hit him.


Sorry, couldn't resist. Here's some eye bleach.

i.imgur.com

SFW but to large for inline


NSFW
 
2013-02-01 11:35:59 AM  

I May Be Crazy But...: You know how to tell that I make bad decisions?  I saw y'all's comments and then clicked on the link.


You should have know better.  We all should have known better!
 
2013-02-01 11:37:16 AM  

Elegy: Sorry, couldn't resist. Here's some eye bleach.

SFW but to large for inline


NSFW


I'm not sure how to feel about that NSFW one.  Surely it's not comfortable for her.
 
2013-02-01 11:38:36 AM  
 
2013-02-01 11:43:28 AM  

Gleeman: Elegy: And then of course we have this NSFW

Eh, I work in a hospital, I've seen worse. Like immensely fat women whose breasts hang off the side of the bed; or an 80 year old, tiny, wrinkly woman with the perky D-cup tits of a 30 year old (she had fakes).

Not enough brain bleach in the world.


I don't understand the older ladies with the implants. Your time has passed ladies (SFW, no nudity)
 
2013-02-01 11:43:43 AM  
I offer asylum to these poor, oppressed, busty women.
 
2013-02-01 11:47:18 AM  

littlett's: Vegan Meat Popsicle: The problem is that really big boobs usually only come in two forms:

1. Droopy disgusting, floppy fatty fat fatso
2. Grotesque fakery

It's surprisingly difficult to find big boobs that are both real and nice.

Sometimes there is just no pleasing you guys.


Personally, I like them to be proportional. I prefer them large enough to be called breasts, but small enough to not get in the way. If I try to hug you, and your boobs are restricting on my efforts, then they are too big.
 
2013-02-01 11:48:47 AM  

Xenomech: I offer asylum to these poor, oppressed, busty women.


You named it "sylum"?  That's...different.

Or do you live in San Pedro?
 
2013-02-01 11:49:52 AM  

littlett's: I May Be Crazy But...: You know how to tell that I make bad decisions?  I saw y'all's comments and then clicked on the link.

You should have know better.  We all should have known better!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P7P728pjLA It's either the Beatles or a rickroll - take your chances.
 
2013-02-01 11:53:05 AM  

Elegy: Sorry, couldn't resist. Here's some eye bleach.


Thank you.



You are still eviL though.

/nsfwish
 
2013-02-01 12:01:37 PM  
 
2013-02-01 12:03:21 PM  
Now THERE'S some eyebleach.  Very nice!
 
2013-02-01 12:03:55 PM  
Best thread EVER...some of you fokkrs are funny as hell. I'm lolling at work..and I work construction..in the freezing ass cold, so for me to laugh at work is huge. God bless smartphones
 
2013-02-01 12:07:27 PM  
thead....of.......the........year.......
 
2013-02-01 12:08:15 PM  

Elegy: Sinister 161: If the yapping don't stop and the pics don't start then Fark has caught the ghey!

/tbh that redhead bloke thread a few days back pretty much proved it anyway. Disgusting

Can't be catching teh gheys.

[i.imgur.com image 300x225]


[i.imgur.com image 450x402]

[i.imgur.com image 300x225]

And then of course we have this NSFW


fark you.
 
2013-02-01 12:09:46 PM  

Gleeman: durbnpoisn: Vegan Meat Popsicle: The problem is that really big boobs usually only come in two forms:

1. Droopy disgusting, floppy fatty fat fatso
2. Grotesque fakery

It's surprisingly difficult to find big boobs that are both real and nice.

I feel most blessed by my wife then.  She started out with Cs, and is now about a double D.  They grew during the breast feeding stage, and just never shrank.

It's awesome.

Ah yea, the Milk Fairy. Best thing about pregnancy, other than the baby. The Gleewoman permanently gained 4" and a cup size. Yummy.

But overall I'd say it's all about proportions. IMHO a tiny Asian woman with DDs is just as unfortunate as a woman with DAT ASS but A cups.


I love the milk fairy. My wife went from 36C before pregnancy to 38D after. She stopped nursing over a year ago and weighs slightly less than before she got pregnant. Dat ass also plumped up a bit.
 
2013-02-01 12:15:47 PM  
Here's another thing about breasts - big, small, or in between.  It's more fun to talk about them than to do work.

And a lot more fun to look at them. (Here's where I try again to get BIE, I think)

Of course, it's a hell of a lot more fun to actually get to play with them, but I'll take what I can get.
 
2013-02-01 12:19:49 PM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: SilentStrider: I like big butts.

I think you're lying.


His brother denied your allegation.
 
2013-02-01 12:20:29 PM  
Is there a fetish site for watching Large Breasted North Korean women bind their breasts and slip into military uniforms?
I'm asking for a friend. He just won't go away until I find something like this on the internet.
 
2013-02-01 12:22:10 PM  
North Korea BEST KOREA...NOT BREAST KOREA!
 
2013-02-01 12:22:18 PM  

SpdrJay: If I were a woman I would feel uncomfortable lugging around double D cups all day for the same reason I have no real urge to have 20-inch dick.


What do you have against Janet Jacckson?
 
2013-02-01 12:25:29 PM  
It's just a distraction before they invade New Zealand to get the implant jellyfish.
 
2013-02-01 12:27:49 PM  
I enjoy a B cup and don't even mind A cups. A C cup is alright, but anything larger is more of a turn off than a turn on for me.
 
2013-02-01 12:32:04 PM  

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: Is there a fetish site for watching Large Breasted North Korean women bind their breasts and slip into military uniforms?
I'm asking for a friend. He just won't go away until I find something like this on the internet.


You might try a search for photos of North Korean Traffic Girls.

They are kinda like traffic lights with tightly restrained breasts.
 
2013-02-01 12:32:34 PM  
zarberg: I'm an equal opportunity boob lover, as long as they're not shaped like a couple of fried eggs hung up by a thumb tack, it's all good. Obviously round, gravity-defying, and a bit larger than average are optimal, but hey, personality, pretty eyes, and a nice butt go a long way too.

If they are gravity-defying on a lady past her 20's, they are very likely to be a boob job rather than natural.
 
2013-02-01 12:40:11 PM  

Latinwolf: zarberg: I'm an equal opportunity boob lover, as long as they're not shaped like a couple of fried eggs hung up by a thumb tack, it's all good. Obviously round, gravity-defying, and a bit larger than average are optimal, but hey, personality, pretty eyes, and a nice butt go a long way too.

If they are gravity-defying on a lady past her 20's, they are very likely to be a boob job rather than natural.


You say that like there's something wrong with 18 and 19 year olds?
 
2013-02-01 12:43:18 PM  
Not a bookmark....will be reading this thread on my phone @ lunch


/probably in the bathroom
 
2013-02-01 12:48:58 PM  
I hate saggy boobs.  Nothing looks more disgusting that two blobs sagging and flapping around.
C cups are perfect.. D's and DD's are only OK up to the age of about 25.. after that I'm kicking her out of bed.
 
2013-02-01 12:51:06 PM  

ferretman: Some Examples:
[www.fourauto.com image 600x818]
[psd.tu-torial.com image 358x540]
[pic.laonanren.cn image 549x423]
[maxcdn.fooyoh.com image 630x895]
[www.asianbite.com image 350x522]




i1136.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-01 12:53:00 PM  
I have a karmatic debt to work off from earlier in the thread, so here's Jordan Carver doing yoga.

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-01 12:53:43 PM  

littlett's: Elegy: Sorry, couldn't resist. Here's some eye bleach.

Thank you.

You are still eviL though.

/nsfwish


Awww, there's no face.
 
2013-02-01 12:55:46 PM  

LLGames: Awww, there's no face.


Well there is a reason for that.  Some things just don't get posted for all to see.
 
2013-02-01 12:57:27 PM  

SilentStrider: I like big butts.


You'd love my wife, huge ass.
 
2013-02-01 01:01:46 PM  

littlett's: LLGames: Awww, there's no face.

Well there is a reason for that.  Some things just don't get posted for all to see.


I'm not giving up hope.
 
2013-02-01 01:02:32 PM  

zarberg: More eye bleach (NSFW)


I envy that wall.
 
2013-02-01 01:03:49 PM  

littlett's: LLGames: Awww, there's no face.

Well there is a reason for that.  Some things just don't get posted for all to see.


There was plenty to see...
/be in my bunk
 
2013-02-01 01:09:32 PM  
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

What a big boob might look like
 
2013-02-01 01:27:31 PM  
Boobs are fantastic. Boys like boobs. Girls like boobs. Gays like boobs. Having boobs is like always having a great conversation starter or argument ender.

Horray for boobies.
 
2013-02-01 01:38:52 PM  
FTFA: "The bigger your breasts, the more likely you'll be considered a slut, the women reportedly said, because you're seen as strutting your stuff - as if morality determines that development."

Lots of people in the U.S. think this way. I'm not sure why NK deserves all the ire here (not that it's not run by assholes) for something that is still widely believed in America.
 
2013-02-01 01:43:36 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Lots of people in the U.S. think this way. I'm not sure why NK deserves all the ire here (not that it's not run by assholes) for something that is still widely believed in America.


The best part is that the whole reason stupid people "think" that way is because they're the ones viewing the person in a hyper-sexualized manner.

"I look at you and get all frisky, therefore, you must be a slut"

Drrrr....
 
2013-02-01 01:44:26 PM  

Elegy: Sinister 161: If the yapping don't stop and the pics don't start then Fark has caught the ghey!

/tbh that redhead bloke thread a few days back pretty much proved it anyway. Disgusting

Can't be catching teh gheys.

[i.imgur.com image 300x225] Nice

[i.imgur.com image 450x402] Very nice

[i.imgur.com image 300x225] Excellent

And then of course we have this NSFW


i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-01 01:50:39 PM  
Hey, North Korea. Do you know what people REALLY like? Food!
 
2013-02-01 01:52:52 PM  

Farxist Marxist: Maybe this is just propaganda to gain sympathy and get the west to send medical supplies like hormones and breast inserts. There is always a hidden agenda in any news coming out of Best Korea.


The agenda is to make the starving Best Korean women feel better about the fact that none of them have a rack
 
2013-02-01 01:55:12 PM  

JuicePats: I liked my "Best Korea is not Bust Korea" headline better.


Agreed, but you don't have TF
 
2013-02-01 01:57:34 PM  
Dear Cute, Big-Breasted North Korean Women,

If you are reading this, defect and come to Chicago!  I have a nice home with plenty of food!

Sincerely,
Mock26

PS  Offer good for one woman only.
 
2013-02-01 02:01:09 PM  

Mock26: Dear Cute, Big-Breasted North Korean Women,

If you are reading this, defect and come to Chicago!  I have a nice home with plenty of food!

Sincerely,
Mock26

PS  Offer good for one woman only.


You're doing it wrong
 
2013-02-01 02:04:54 PM  
Late to the party
 
2013-02-01 02:06:22 PM  
I'm not gonna say I don't like big boobs.... But gimmie small boobies any day of the week!

/Wife agrees... She loves the small ones.
 
2013-02-01 02:06:33 PM  
 
2013-02-01 02:07:21 PM  
 
2013-02-01 02:08:22 PM  

Elegy: Smaller bobbies are just as perfect as larger boobies NSFW


Those are not really all that small.  Or at least I think they are a pretty nice size.
 
2013-02-01 02:18:45 PM  

littlett's: Elegy: Smaller bobbies are just as perfect as larger boobies NSFW

Those are not really all that small.  Or at least I think they are a pretty nice size.


Nope, not that small just smaller. I actually prefer the small ones IRL myself, that size or smaller.

But any size is welcome - boobies is boobies is boobies.
NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW
 
2013-02-01 02:26:14 PM  

Banned on the Run: Mock26: Dear Cute, Big-Breasted North Korean Women,

If you are reading this, defect and come to Chicago!  I have a nice home with plenty of food!

Sincerely,
Mock26

PS  Offer good for one woman only.

You're doing it wrong


If more than one show up I will have both of them wrestle with me to see who gets to stay.  I will repeat every time a new one shows up.
 
2013-02-01 02:26:26 PM  

give me doughnuts: littlett's: groppet: My roomate has DDs. Got some good looks at them when she sleep walks naked. I need to get pics one time.

That's just a little on the creepy side.

I agree. That is a bit creepy.


I would never take pictures of her we are like family. Ive know her for 10+ years and she has lived with me for almost 5. I have joked with her about hte pictures and she says she would tell my mom or do somethng worse to me. Usually she only sleepwalks if she is stressed out or in a new environment. Funniest time she slept walked was when I had just gotten out of the shower and was in my room with only a towel on my head. She comes in topless gives me a blank sleepwalk look and takes all the pillows and blankets off my bed and brings them to the living room where she had all the pillows and blankets. She made a "nest" and went to sleep on it. When she woke up she asked me "What did you do?" thinking I had done that.
 
2013-02-01 02:29:44 PM  
I'm going to consider my karmatic debt for that little trick upthread paid off after this one.

i.imgur.com

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW
 
2013-02-01 02:30:45 PM  

Mock26: Banned on the Run: Mock26: Dear Cute, Big-Breasted North Korean Women,

If you are reading this, defect and come to Chicago!  I have a nice home with plenty of food!

Sincerely,
Mock26

PS  Offer good for one woman only.

You're doing it wrong

If more than one show up I will have both of them wrestle with me to see who gets to stay.  I will repeat every time a new one shows up.


Now you're thinking.
Better yet, make it a round robin tournament.
I'm thinking naked, over sized baby pool with 1/2" baby oil in it
 
2013-02-01 02:32:25 PM  

Elegy: I'm going to consider my karmatic debt for that little trick upthread paid off after this one.

[i.imgur.com image 300x224]

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW


You are absolved, my son.
 
2013-02-01 02:33:06 PM  

Elegy: Nope, not that small just smaller. I actually prefer the small ones IRL myself, that size or smaller.




I like smaller to medium size ones too.

/nsfwish
 
2013-02-01 02:34:04 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-01 02:35:05 PM  

littlett's: Elegy: Nope, not that small just smaller. I actually prefer the small ones IRL myself, that size or smaller.



I like smaller to medium size ones too.

/nsfwish


Those are perfect, miss. Absolutely perfect.
 
2013-02-01 02:36:18 PM  

littlett's: Elegy: Nope, not that small just smaller. I actually prefer the small ones IRL myself, that size or smaller.

I like smaller to medium size ones too.

/nsfwish


Yours are quite lovely.
For after market equipment they are outstanding.
 
2013-02-01 02:36:56 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-01 02:37:48 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-01 02:39:40 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-01 02:40:49 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-01 02:42:03 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-01 02:58:53 PM  
 
2013-02-01 03:08:26 PM  

Elegy: littlett's: Elegy: Smaller bobbies are just as perfect as larger boobies NSFW

Those are not really all that small.  Or at least I think they are a pretty nice size.

Nope, not that small just smaller. I actually prefer the small ones IRL myself, that size or smaller.

But any size is welcome - boobies is boobies is boobies.
NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW



Now I know what Velma looks like when she takes off that oversized orange turtleneck.

Jinkies!
 
2013-02-01 03:09:38 PM  

Sinister 161: If the yapping don't stop and the pics don't start then Fark has caught the ghey!


Elegy: Can't be catching teh gheys.


Deep Contact: North Koreans are gay.


Prank Call of Cthulhu: "I don't like big boobs" is more words than necessary to say "I'm gay."


Rain Fall: If a woman nit having ample enough boobs makes you think she is not hittable, I think that is a clearer indication of possible gayness, than claiming that you don't care.


traylor: gay gay gay


Holy crap; I figured the 49ers would be practicing for their big game this week. Apparently they're on break.
 
2013-02-01 03:22:08 PM  
 
2013-02-01 03:28:01 PM  

Banned on the Run: [i216.photobucket.com image 681x1023]


thumbnails45.imagebam.com

Humina humina humina...
 
2013-02-01 03:32:22 PM  

mdic2md: All links NSFW

Link

Link
Link

Link

Link

Link

Link


You may get some hell for all the fake ones, and while I do prefer naturals, boobs are boobs and all are nice (within reason). I commend you and thank thank for your service.
 
2013-02-01 03:41:46 PM  

littlett's: LLGames: Awww, there's no face.

Well there is a reason for that.  Some things just don't get posted for all to see.


Oh well, guess I'll just have to use my imagination. :(
 
2013-02-01 03:43:39 PM  

LLGames: Oh well, guess I'll just have to use my imagination. :(


A hint.  I looks kind of like the one in my profile.
 
2013-02-01 03:46:20 PM  

littlett's: LLGames: Oh well, guess I'll just have to use my imagination. :(

A hint.  I looks kind of like the one in my profile.


Smile included?
 
2013-02-01 03:50:21 PM  

littlett's: LLGames: Oh well, guess I'll just have to use my imagination. :(

A hint.  I looks kind of like the one in my profile.


i261.photobucket.com

Well that's just weird.
 
2013-02-01 03:51:49 PM  

littlett's: LLGames: Oh well, guess I'll just have to use my imagination. :(

A hint.  I looks kind of like the one in my profile.


great, a hint. now we have to figure something out. you say it looks like one in your profile. one what? do you mean the number 1? did i figure it out? does your face look like this 1 ? if so, no thanks. i always preferred women with more of a 6 shaped face and 4 head. that equals 10 in my book.

/god it's been a long day
 
2013-02-01 04:13:27 PM  
Yeah, if they're gay. Did North Korea just discover gay people?
 
2013-02-01 04:35:05 PM  
I'll take a set of perky a or b cups over floppy biggins any day
 
2013-02-01 04:37:36 PM  
Elegy:For those that like glasses NSFW

images.thememepage.com
Those nipples, plus glasses? Couple of my top fetishes in one pic? My bunk, I'll be in it!
 
2013-02-01 04:53:09 PM  

Gleeman: Elegy:For those that like glasses NSFW

[images.thememepage.com image 600x354]
Those nipples, plus glasses? Couple of my top fetishes in one pic? My bunk, I'll be in it!



One does not simply motorboat into Mordor.
 
2013-02-01 05:29:48 PM  
I get here late and everyone has left.  Bummer.  Great contributions by all, and I'm reminded why I have littlett's favorited
 
2013-02-01 05:54:32 PM  
I'll take small and perky over big and saggy any day of the week.  Large breasts look nice when she's in her teens/early twenty's, but once they have a kid or hit their 30's it's all downhill from there.
 
2013-02-01 06:00:48 PM  
GLASS PARKING LOT!!!
 
2013-02-01 06:06:45 PM  

Gleeman: Elegy:For those that like glasses NSFW


Those nipples, plus glasses? Couple of my top fetishes in one pic? My bunk, I'll be in it!


Well, since you like her that much...

NSFW

NSFW

Also, to the farker that gifted me a month of TF, if you are in this thread - THANK YOU. I'm happier than David Carradine in a Vietnamese belt factory.
 
2013-02-01 07:52:32 PM  
psd.tu-torial.com

Hey guys, remember the smoking crater that was Iran after a week long orgy of Boobquake + Aftershocks? Let's go on an axis of evil world tour!
 
2013-02-01 08:21:46 PM  

GoodyearPimp: Considering the source, I'm gonna go ahead and make the startling claim that this isn't true.  Even in North Korea.


Because Rachel Madow is hot?
 
2013-02-01 08:44:12 PM  
I call Shenanigans.

Kim Jong-un just doesn't like women who have bigger boobs than his.
 
2013-02-01 09:35:44 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: Sinister 161: If the yapping don't stop and the pics don't start then Fark has caught the ghey!

/tbh that redhead bloke thread a few days back pretty much proved it anyway. Disgusting

[i.imgur.com image 300x450]

Here you are.
[i48.tinypic.com image 500x750][i46.tinypic.com image 500x750]


Pass.
 
2013-02-01 09:36:57 PM  

groppet: My roomate has DDs. Got some good looks at them when she sleep walks naked. I need to get pics one time.


Get on that project, willya?
 
2013-02-01 09:43:25 PM  

Profedius: I enjoy a B cup and don't even mind A cups. A C cup is alright, but anything larger is more of a turn off than a turn on for me.


Troll? Gay? Which is it? Inquiring minds blahblahblah.
 
2013-02-01 09:52:03 PM  

Fano: Great, they're being taken over by hipsters


All North Koreans are hipsters.  Because they were in North Korea before North Korea was cool.
 
2013-02-01 11:40:40 PM  
I dont particularly like big boobs myself. Give me an a to c cup cutie any day.  The big ones just get all saggy and sloppy once the chick is out of her teens or early 20s.  That might be fine if I could date chicks that age but it is not a viable option since most folks would be saying, "awwww, that girl and her grandpa are so cute together."
 
2013-02-01 11:52:25 PM  

Elegy: Gleeman: Elegy:For those that like glasses NSFW


Those nipples, plus glasses? Couple of my top fetishes in one pic? My bunk, I'll be in it!

Well, since you like her that much...

NSFW

NSFW

Also, to the farker that gifted me a month of TF, if you are in this thread - THANK YOU. I'm happier than David Carradine in a Vietnamese belt factory.


I. Love. This. Woman.
 
2013-02-02 12:06:43 AM  
The preference for women with big boobs and wide hips is pure instinct. Any man who doesn't feel that way is fighting Mother Nature.
 
2013-02-02 12:29:46 AM  

Mega Steve: The preference for women with big boobs and wide hips is pure instinct. Any man who doesn't feel that way is fighting Mother Nature.


Look at the two highest breeding populations
look at the lowest breeding populations

check out how that mother nature shiat is working out for ya

// sign me up for the small breast brigade, big boobs are a sign of obesity or surgery, either way NOT interested.
/ pound for pound, would you rather 44DD or multiple smaller breasts
 
2013-02-02 02:06:45 AM  

Ima4nic8or: I dont particularly like big boobs myself. Give me an a to c cup cutie any day.  The big ones just get all saggy and sloppy once the chick is out of her teens or early 20s.  That might be fine if I could date chicks that age but it is not a viable option since most folks would be saying, "awwww, that girl and her grandpa are so cute together."


The A cup chicks get that hard zoidberg breastplate when they get older. I'll take saggy boobs over that.
 
2013-02-02 02:15:33 AM  

Ima4nic8or: I dont particularly like big boobs myself. Give me an a to c cup cutie any day.  The big ones just get all saggy and sloppy once the chick is out of her teens or early 20s.  That might be fine if I could date chicks that age but it is not a viable option since most folks would be saying, "awwww, that girl and her grandpa are so cute together."


As someone who's recently started seeing a 19 year old with natural 36DDs, I'm getting a kick out of this. I never believed original equipment breasts that size could be perky, but she proved me wrong. Didn't even know that she was that top-heavy until the first time we got things going. We started seeing each other in winter and the temps had been in the single digits. Talk about a pleasant surprise!

/28 myself
//No grandpa (or dad) cracks so far
 
2013-02-02 09:29:54 AM  
Elegy:
Who the fark is she and where can I see more?
 
2013-02-02 09:47:38 AM  

cousndick: Elegy:
Who the fark is she and where can I see more?


I don't know who she is. You can try a reverse image search, or petition 4chan for more (which is where I found her). I know there are more in that set, I just don't have them. Try /r/
 
2013-02-02 05:42:39 PM  
Elegy:

I stopped feeling lazy and gave it a try.  Found her tumblr page.
If that was all the pic 4chan gave up for her, that's because that's pretty much the best pics of her.
She has a few more boob shots but most of the pics are fuzzy.
 
2013-02-02 09:35:00 PM  

Slartibartfaster: / pound for pound, would you rather 44DD or multiple smaller breasts


thatswhatsupnow.com
Think that would require further investigation to answer.
 
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