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(Fox News)   North Korea continues a campaign of lies and deception by claiming not everyone likes big boobs   (foxnews.com) divider line 239
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2013-02-01 09:09:17 AM
I like big butts.
 
2013-02-01 09:24:25 AM
North Koreans are gay.
 
2013-02-01 09:25:04 AM
"I don't like big boobs" is more words than necessary to say "I'm gay."

/I keed
 
2013-02-01 09:25:12 AM

Deep Contact: North Koreans are gay.


And retarded.
 
2013-02-01 09:25:12 AM

SilentStrider: I like big butts.


I think you're lying.
 
2013-02-01 09:25:29 AM
I can't argue they're completely out of line on this... and that may be a first!
 
2013-02-01 09:25:44 AM
I doubt there's many women in Best Korea with ample cleavage anyway.  Starvation tends to shrink the boobage.
 
2013-02-01 09:26:24 AM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: SilentStrider: I like big butts.

I think you're lying.


Nay! He cannot!
 
2013-02-01 09:26:34 AM
C is fine for me. I have always been more attracted to the functional parts of a woman, i.e. dat ass.
 
2013-02-01 09:26:39 AM
I don't give a figgle, if it ain't got that jiggle.
 
2013-02-01 09:27:03 AM

calm like a bomb: I doubt there's many women in Best Korea with ample cleavage anyway.  Starvation tends to shrink the boobage.


"Big" is probably like a large B-cup over there.
 
2013-02-01 09:27:09 AM
We must destroy this backward-thinking regime before their influence spreads. Prepare the nukes.
 
2013-02-01 09:27:23 AM
DFC.
 
2013-02-01 09:27:26 AM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: SilentStrider: I like big butts.

I think you're lying.


I can't deny him
 
2013-02-01 09:27:32 AM

H31N0US: C is fine for me. I have always been more attracted to the functional parts of a woman, i.e. dat ass.


If you don't know how function big boobs can be, you're doing it wrong.
 
2013-02-01 09:27:34 AM
Great, they're being taken over by hipsters
 
2013-02-01 09:29:33 AM
The obvious thing to do here is start a Food for Boobs trade agreement with North Korea.  We will take all their large-breasted women for large-breasted chickens, or whatever sized chickens they want.
 
2013-02-01 09:30:03 AM
Considering the source, I'm gonna go ahead and make the startling claim that this isn't true.  Even in North Korea.
 
2013-02-01 09:30:55 AM
North Koreans are the sickest perverts. Between starvation and lack of breeding, maybe they will die off and South Korea can take what is left over.
 
2013-02-01 09:31:01 AM
Some Examples:
www.fourauto.com
psd.tu-torial.com
pic.laonanren.cn
maxcdn.fooyoh.com
www.asianbite.com
 
2013-02-01 09:31:22 AM
North Koreans really are f*cked up.
 
2013-02-01 09:31:45 AM
If I were a woman I would feel uncomfortable lugging around double D cups all day for the same reason I have no real urge to have 20-inch dick.
 
2013-02-01 09:31:58 AM

DubtodaIll: The obvious thing to do here is start a Food for Boobs trade agreement with North Korea.  We will take all their large-breasted women for large-breasted chickens, or whatever sized chickens they want.


Chicks for Chicks?
 
2013-02-01 09:32:43 AM
I wonder if North Korean women wear bras....
 
2013-02-01 09:33:03 AM
Just for the record, it's not that us gay guys don't like big boobs.  They just don't make us...stand at attention.

I went to the "bears'" pool party at Disney Gay days with a gal pal with a nice boob job.  You should have seen all the guys.  "Giiirrl...those are fantastic!  Can I feel 'em up?"  "Beautiful work!  Really."  "Honey, if I was straight I'd swing you around by those!"
 
2013-02-01 09:33:36 AM
So the Norks have become Noraq?
 
2013-02-01 09:33:45 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: North Koreans really are f*cked up.


Kind of reminds me of the thread we had the other day:  http://www.fark.com/comments/7556510  Basically, if I can't be happy, then you can't be happy.
 
2013-02-01 09:34:20 AM
Crazy dictator?  There's plenty of those.  Messing with an ally?  Sucks, but they haven't quite crossed the Rubicon yet, so... Nukes?  Hardly ideal, but whatever.

War on large breasts?  THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND.
 
2013-02-01 09:34:27 AM
We insist on more examples purely for research !
 
2013-02-01 09:34:49 AM
I too find this statement false. Just look at their present and past leader.
 
2013-02-01 09:35:05 AM
I'm more interested in things south of there.
 
2013-02-01 09:35:11 AM
I'm not PC (it's a Marxist gig) nor am I feminist, but I think it's time we start thinking about <i>what type of women we like</i> instead of judging the whole package by the mammaries.

FFS, CS
 
2013-02-01 09:36:13 AM
I think they meant they don't like big boobs on their dear leader since he is a bit big boned...
 
2013-02-01 09:37:40 AM
My fellow Farkers, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw North Korea forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.
 
2013-02-01 09:38:03 AM
Well, is not so much that I don't like big breast as I can appreciate the beauty on the small ones.
 
2013-02-01 09:38:08 AM
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2013-02-01 09:38:53 AM
Big F i r s t ? What does that mean they don't like big 1st?
 
2013-02-01 09:41:15 AM

calm like a bomb: I doubt there's many women in Best Korea with ample cleavage anyway.  Starvation tends to shrink the boobage.


The only big boobs over there are on Kim-Jong Un.
 
2013-02-01 09:42:23 AM

sodomizer: I'm not PC (it's a Marxist gig) nor am I feminist, but I think it's time we start thinking about <i>what type of women we like</i> instead of judging the whole package by the mammaries.

FFS, CS



I first read that as 'juggling the whole package by the mammaries'.

I was intrigued.
 
2013-02-01 09:42:40 AM
Can't we all just agree that all breast big and small are nice?

Well except for the ones that look like sad little eggs on a nail.  Those are pretty gross.
 
2013-02-01 09:42:45 AM
The problem is that really big boobs usually only come in two forms:

1. Droopy disgusting, floppy fatty fat fatso
2. Grotesque fakery

It's surprisingly difficult to find big boobs that are both real and nice.
 
2013-02-01 09:43:29 AM

Bondith: calm like a bomb: I doubt there's many women in Best Korea with ample cleavage anyway.  Starvation tends to shrink the boobage.

The only big boobs over there are on Kim-Jong Un.


If by big boobs you mean man boobs, then I think you're pretty spot on.
 
2013-02-01 09:43:41 AM

Diogenes: "Honey, if I was straight I'd swing you around by those!"


This guy has no idea what straight men do with boobs, does he?
 
2013-02-01 09:43:52 AM

Diogenes: You should have seen all the guys.  "Giiirrl...those are fantastic!  Can I feel 'em up?"  "Beautiful work!  Really."  "Honey, if I was straight I'd swing you around by those!"


Reason #18263 why it pays to pretend to be gay around girls.
 
2013-02-01 09:43:55 AM

SpdrJay: If I were a woman I would feel uncomfortable lugging around double D cups all day for the same reason I have no real urge to have 20-inch dick.


I once had a desire for a 20" dick, but settled for 10".
 
2013-02-01 09:44:01 AM

H31N0US: C is fine for me. I have always been more attracted to the functional parts of a woman, i.e. dat ass.


You're aware of what the function of dat ass is, right?

sodomizer: I'm not PC (it's a Marxist gig) nor am I feminist, but I think it's time we start thinking about <i>what type of women we like</i> instead of judging the whole package by the mammaries.


I've come to appreciate sanity in a woman.

/heh, you said package
 
2013-02-01 09:44:17 AM

sodomizer: I'm not PC (it's a Marxist gig) nor am I feminist, but I think it's time we start thinking about <i>what type of women we like</i> instead of judging the whole package by the mammaries.

FFS, CS


nice handle...

but, 'tis true.  big boobs attached to a beached whale aren't all that exciting.
 
2013-02-01 09:45:35 AM

pute kisses like a man: sodomizer: I'm not PC (it's a Marxist gig) nor am I feminist, but I think it's time we start thinking about <i>what type of women we like</i> instead of judging the whole package by the mammaries.

FFS, CS

nice handle...

but, 'tis true.  big boobs attached to a beached whale aren't all that exciting.


Still better than tiny boobs attached to a beached whale.
 
2013-02-01 09:45:43 AM

Vegan Meat Popsicle: The problem is that really big boobs usually only come in two forms:

1. Droopy disgusting, floppy fatty fat fatso
2. Grotesque fakery

It's surprisingly difficult to find big boobs that are both real and nice.


You forgot about vein-y
 
2013-02-01 09:46:20 AM
If a woman nit having ample enough boobs makes you think she is not hittable, I think that is a clearer indication of possible gayness, than claiming that you don't care. Anyway, shape and sensitivity are what matters, not size.
 
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