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(Gawker)   The worst holiday of the year is coming, better stock up on Faygo   (gawker.com) divider line 59
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2013-02-01 09:42:58 AM  
Those assholes have a day?  Can't they just be grateful we don't line them up against the wall and pelt them with rotten produce?
 
2013-02-01 10:13:55 AM  
I prefer Bugaloo Day.

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/they're in the air and everywhere
 
2013-02-01 10:19:45 AM  
FTFA: <i>So instead of honking noses and cars emptying out entire villages, Ms. Tequila arrived to find herself being pelted with beer cans, liquor bottles, cigarettes, mustard, half a lemon, a pizza slice, a pearl bracelet, a pudding cup, part of a watermelon allegedly soaked in feces and urine, and a fetid assortment of other trash.</i>

I can't believe it.  I support something juggalos did.  I, too, would like to throw a shiat filled watermelon at that mutant.
 
2013-02-01 10:21:44 AM  
Hmmmm...I seem to have missed an html change.  Or, I'm an idiot.  Perhaps both.
 
2013-02-01 10:56:09 AM  
The videos they post online are just, well I cant put it into words. The sociologist in me is facsinated, the person in me is WTF. I do tease my roomate years ago before I knew her she dated a juggalo. Guess ill have to bring this up whioe we are drinking tonight.
 
2013-02-01 10:58:38 AM  
So instead of honking noses and cars emptying out entire villages, Ms. Tequila arrived to find herself being pelted with beer cans, liquor bottles, cigarettes, mustard, half a lemon, a pizza slice, a pearl bracelet

We know she's more accustomed to the necklaces.
 
2013-02-01 11:00:29 AM  
If you've never seen the documentary floating around a year or two ago about juggalo culture you really must see it.

It's basically what made me give up all hope in my life.
 
2013-02-01 11:05:08 AM  
snltranscripts.jt.org
We got All-Star DIRK NOWITZKI, shootin' a BB GUN at you in an OPEN FIELD!
 
2013-02-01 11:11:11 AM  
ftfa:  (last year, a petition to http://www.change.org/petitions/the-us-government-obama-recognize-jugg alo-day-as-a-national-recognized-holiday">make Juggalo Day a national holiday got 15 signatures)  

lol
 
2013-02-01 11:12:01 AM  

Cluckity: If you've never seen the documentary floating around a year or two ago about juggalo culture you really must see it.

It's basically what made me give up all hope in my life.


I don't see it as much different than Burning Man.  Instead of bad art and patchouli you get bad music and B.O.
Otherwise it's just another subculture enjoying each others company and sharing cheap drugs, loose morals and STD's.  I guess it all depends on which side of the fence you're used to flying on.
 
mhd
2013-02-01 11:14:14 AM  
R.I.P. Ass-Dan
 
2013-02-01 11:18:30 AM  
Easter? I thought that was in March or April.
 
2013-02-01 11:21:57 AM  
I enjoy the Juggalo movement as it's a convenient self-identifier for being a complete farking moron worth avoiding.

And the more they self-identify the more they're worth avoiding.

/someone post the coffin already....
 
2013-02-01 11:24:31 AM  
Technically, isn't everyday a holiday when you don't have a job?
 
2013-02-01 11:28:12 AM  
This will be the best year yet for all the virus droppin!
 
2013-02-01 11:30:26 AM  
Can't believe these bunches of @ss clowns got their own day.
 
2013-02-01 11:37:03 AM  
FTFA: A few years ago, a talented actress and musical genius named Tila Tequila

Stopped reading at that point.
 
2013-02-01 11:38:18 AM  
last year, a petition to a national holiday got 15 signatures

Their most successful petition to date!
 
2013-02-01 11:57:14 AM  
I don't think as a whole they are annoying...it is just that the most annoying ones are SUPER annoying...but that goes with every subculture.

/ICP continues to laugh all the way to the bank
 
2013-02-01 11:58:49 AM  
I heard a radio interview with Bobcat Goldwaith recently where he was recounting his appearance at the Gathering of the Juggalos. It was entertaining.
 
2013-02-01 12:02:48 PM  
So the worst holiday isn't Valentines Day?
 
2013-02-01 12:06:17 PM  

Brick-House: So the worst holiday isn't Valentines Day?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweetest_Day
 
2013-02-01 12:06:34 PM  

Brick-House: So the worst holiday isn't Valentines Day?


They made Palm Sunday for those that don't celebrate Valentine's Day.
 
2013-02-01 12:09:57 PM  
It's good that they all gather in one place. Makes it easier to aim the missiles.
 
2013-02-01 12:11:37 PM  

PsyLord: Can't believe these bunches of @ss clowns got their own day.


Probably the most appropriate use of the word assclown.
 
2013-02-01 12:14:24 PM  
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2013-02-01 12:39:36 PM  
better stock up on Fay-

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2013-02-01 01:15:15 PM  
I find it interesting that these clique groups are picking one day to group up and do stuff (drugs, ect) like its an unofficial holiday.

From what I can figures, it's one of two things

Either this trend will continue and eventually every interest that's vaguely "out there" will get their own day/week to take time off from work and do their thing (Be it taking drugs, listening to bad music, having sex outside, playing video games/DnD, being disgusting furries, doing all of these things at the same time)

or

IT'S ALL THE NEXT BIG STAGE IN SOCIAL DECAY ! AND WHEN THE CULTURE WARS COME 'ROUND AFTER THE BOMBS FALL THEY'LL FORM ONE BIG CLAN AND DOMINATE WHATEVER POOR STATE MANUFACTURED FAYGO (It's the devil's drink! As shown by the creepy ass old man in this commercial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQqyDj7RX6Y )
 
2013-02-01 01:40:19 PM  
IANAJ, but I love Faygo.

And Vernor's

Those and the thunderstorms rolling in off of Saginaw Bay are about all I miss from Michigan.
 
2013-02-01 01:41:44 PM  

genepool lifeboat: So instead of honking noses and cars emptying out entire villages, Ms. Tequila arrived to find herself being pelted with beer cans, liquor bottles, cigarettes, mustard, half a lemon, a pizza slice, a pearl bracelet

We know she's more accustomed to the necklaces.


Anal Beads
 
2013-02-01 01:54:13 PM  
I dunno why so many people hate Juggalos. Seems to me it would be about the only place some of you Farkers could get laid. Just show up with some alcohol and weed and you're all set. Sure the music would suck, and you'd have to go on antibiotics and get checked for various other STD's afterwards, and hygiene may be an issue, and the stupid and crazy may be a bit much, but hey, everyone get's laid!
 
2013-02-01 01:56:27 PM  
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"walking talking diarrhea people"
 
2013-02-01 01:58:44 PM  

rickycal78: I dunno why so many people hate Juggalos. Seems to me it would be about the only place some of you Farkers could get laid. Just show up with some alcohol and weed and you're all set. Sure the music would suck, and you'd have to go on antibiotics and get checked for various other STD's afterwards, and hygiene may be an issue, and the stupid and crazy may be a bit much, but hey, everyone get's laid!


you seem to have answered your own question there.
 
2013-02-01 02:02:49 PM  
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/Will attend
//But they don't need a sitter.
 
2013-02-01 02:12:13 PM  

Spanky McStupid: [cache.ohinternet.com image 600x398]

/Will attend
//But they don't need a sitter.


Are those the two responsible for the dead baby in the classic juggalo funeral pictures?
 
2013-02-01 02:13:03 PM  
34 posts without the dead baby Juggalo funeral picture.  I think that's a new Fark record.
 
2013-02-01 02:15:31 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Spanky McStupid: [cache.ohinternet.com image 600x398]

Are those the two responsible for the dead baby in the classic juggalo funeral pictures?


The very ones.  They crank my annoyance meter up to about eleventy.
 
2013-02-01 02:17:21 PM  
Best quote from the article comments:  Juggalos can't afford pearl bracelets; pretty sure those were anal beads."
 
2013-02-01 02:26:45 PM  

Ross E. Krushan: Best quote from the article comments:  Juggalos can't afford pearl bracelets; pretty sure those were anal beads."


i'm okay with anal beads being thrown at Tila Tequila.
 
2013-02-01 02:27:39 PM  

marcre3363: I heard a radio interview with Bobcat Goldwaith recently where he was recounting his appearance at the Gathering of the Juggalos. It was entertaining.


Is this the transcript?

What was the Juggalo crowd like?

It's funny you know. I opened for Nirvana, and I've done things like the Harley Fest and I've performed for bikers and stuff and I have to say it was - the crowd was very receptive. One of the reviews I saw said 'Nobody threw shiat at him', so I guess they liked me. Upchuck the Clown got smashed in the head with a bottle of Faygo, and he was my opening act before we went onstage, and he seemed pretty farked up by it, actually [laughs].


lol
 
2013-02-01 02:30:39 PM  
Maybe instead of a school or movie theater, the next crazy shoot-em-all-up-wif-mah-Bushmaster guy will consider weeding out the juggalos and actually doing the world a favor.
 
2013-02-01 02:41:32 PM  

Kerr Avon: FTFA: A few years ago, a talented actress and musical genius named Tila Tequila

Stopped reading at that point.


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2013-02-01 04:03:27 PM  
 
2013-02-01 05:08:36 PM  

meat0918: IANAJ, but I love Faygo.

And Vernor's

Those and the thunderstorms rolling in off of Saginaw Bay are about all I miss from Michigan.


Surprisingly, I can actually purchase Faygo in downtown Portland.  Nothing hits the spot like a big 24oz of cream soda.
 
2013-02-01 05:26:14 PM  
Calling all unibombers...
 
2013-02-01 05:26:29 PM  
Faygo Red Pop is awesome, the Rock 'n Rye is also quite tasty.
 
2013-02-01 05:44:19 PM  

Brick-House: So the worst holiday isn't Valentines Day?


Came to say this.

But yeah, Juggalo Day is worse.
 
2013-02-01 05:44:58 PM  

Slaves2Darkness: Easter? I thought that was in March or April.


Man, you are an insufferable douche.
 
2013-02-01 05:50:45 PM  
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Alright, I tell you what. I'll take him down to the locker room. I'll lather him up real good. I'll strip all these silly-ass clothes off him and clean him. Sparkling clean, brand-new kid for you. I'll bring him back up.

dtdstudios.com


No. No. No. No, please don't bathe the students.
 
2013-02-01 05:51:08 PM  
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now it's an ICP thread
 
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