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(Global Post)   North Korea declares martial law. Citizens excited about their newfound freedoms   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, North Koreans, women in combat, GlobalPost, nuclear tests, ground station, international relations, Defense Secretary Leon Panetta, U.N. Security Council  
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10519 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Feb 2013 at 8:52 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-01 09:13:37 AM  
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Arkanaut: Can I get myself knighted Sir Phobos?

Arise, Sir Phobos, Beater of Ass.
2013-02-01 09:10:06 AM  
2 votes:

NutWrench: So how does martial law in North Korea differ from whatever passes for normal there?

This martial law goes to eleven.
2013-02-01 02:03:14 PM  
1 vote:

nekom: But again, wouldn't being able to extend that rail line into Seoul be even better yet for them? What could the Norks possibly produce that Worst Korea couldn't produce more of better?

For now, there's a Russian-run cargo container port in Rajin, but their eventual goal is to extend the dual-gauge southward (an iffy proposition unless serious change somehow comes peacefully).
2013-02-01 09:50:04 AM  
1 vote:

bmwericus: Say, anyone know what the current threat level IS?  Have not seen it in a long time....probably green from mould now.

They ditched the color coding after it became obvious the black guy was going to win the Presidency anyways.
2013-02-01 09:48:34 AM  
1 vote:

dukeblue219: bmwericus: Say, anyone know what the current threat level IS?  Have not seen it in a long time

They ditched the color-coded system a couple years ago.

See, and a color-code system would mean that Obama could come out on TV wearing a pair of sunglasses and say "the threat black" or something like that. Then he could reveal that his suit was made of Osama Bin Laden's skin or something.
2013-02-01 09:06:15 AM  
1 vote:
Can I get myself knighted Sir Phobos?
2013-02-01 08:53:56 AM  
1 vote:
Is the great fatty mcleader going to eat them one by one in single file.
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