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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)   Woman sues L.A. Fitness because her personally designed training exercises made her chest move suggestively   (dfw.cbslocal.com) divider line 68
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2013-02-01 09:43:39 AM  
That was back in June. She hasn't been back since.

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2013-02-01 10:19:09 AM  
Video or it didn't happen.
 
2013-02-01 10:35:36 AM  

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: Video or it didn't happen.



I'll need to see these sexually suggestive movements to accurately gauge my level of outrage.
 
2013-02-01 10:48:35 AM  
She's probably just mad all the failed single dads didn't hit on her.
 
2013-02-01 10:53:08 AM  
Slim pickins' in Dallas?
 
2013-02-01 10:55:38 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: Video or it didn't happen.

I'll need to see these sexually suggestive movements to accurately gauge my level of outrage.


I noticed that the article didn't state the 'inappropriate' text that her kid saw, either. What are the odds that 2 personal trainers sexually harassed her? And took the risk of sending a text, which could easily be shown to the management or to her lawyer?

I bet it said something like "looking forward to seeing you at our next appointment on ____!" with a smiley.

She might have been harassed, but this tale seems delusional on her and her lawyer's part.

Also, the article commenters are precious and provide comedy gold.
 
2013-02-01 11:04:29 AM  

faultytower: Slim pickins' in Dallas?


Slim anything in Texas?  You've got to be kidding
 
2013-02-01 11:06:56 AM  
"Her next move was to contact Chase Laws, an attorney."

Uhhh... what is this, an episode of Dallas?  Is his paralegal's name Busty Chest?  How about a receptionist named Broken Hymen?
 
2013-02-01 11:11:25 AM  
Don't all C-cup or higher chests move suggestively pretty much all the time? I know I can't stop looking at them even when they are still.
 
2013-02-01 11:14:30 AM  

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: "Her next move was to contact Chase Laws, an attorney."

Uhhh... what is this, an episode of Dallas?  Is his paralegal's name Busty Chest?  How about a receptionist named Broken Hymen?


Saul Goodman had already been run out of town.
 
2013-02-01 11:14:41 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: Video or it didn't happen.


I'll need to see these sexually suggestive movements to accurately gauge my level of outrage.


In the video she motions like they had her do some sitting dumbbell shoulder presses.

It's possible the trainer did want to see her chest move to gauge how much muscle she has supporting her bosom, but she took it as him being a perv.
 
2013-02-01 11:15:04 AM  
Probably just a ploy two get out of the contract
 
2013-02-01 11:17:36 AM  

Pumpernickel bread: Probably just a ploy two get out of the contract


I got a good contract with them.  $250 membership, then $40 per month for me and 2 others.  No time frame. I can quit anytime I want to stop staring at suggestively moving breasts.
 
2013-02-01 11:18:14 AM  
Watching her waddle down the hallway in the video has me seriously doubting anyone had her do *anything* sexually suggestive.
 
2013-02-01 11:20:15 AM  
Good lord.

I doubt that she could even get off the ground high enough for her chest to move.
 
2013-02-01 11:25:07 AM  

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes


"Her next move was to contact Chase Laws, an attorney."

Uhhh... what is this, an episode of Dallas? Is his paralegal's name Busty Chest?


Hooty McBoob
 
2013-02-01 11:25:51 AM  

I_C_Weener: Pumpernickel bread: Probably just a ploy two get out of the contract

I got a good contract with them.  $250 membership, then $40 per month for me and 2 others.  No time frame. I can quit anytime I want to stop staring at suggestively moving breasts.


You can quite anytime? No way.

It'll take shock therapy to get you to stop admiring breasts.
 
2013-02-01 11:26:32 AM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Tell Me How My Blog Tastes

"Her next move was to contact Chase Laws, an attorney."

Uhhh... what is this, an episode of Dallas? Is his paralegal's name Busty Chest?


Hooty McBoob


Chesty LaRue.
 
2013-02-01 11:27:39 AM  

snowybunting: Watching her waddle down the hallway in the video has me seriously doubting anyone had her do *anything* sexually suggestive.


Some women can move as suggestively as they like and it ain't hot
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other can make you sweat just by riding a fake horse
 
2013-02-01 11:30:02 AM  

Whatthefark: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: Video or it didn't happen.


I'll need to see these sexually suggestive movements to accurately gauge my level of outrage.

In the video she motions like they had her do some sitting dumbbell shoulder presses.

It's possible the trainer did want to see her chest move to gauge how much muscle she has supporting her bosom, but she took it as him being a perv.


She strikes me as the kind that is offended over everything in order to feel superior to everybody.  Listen up fatty, nobody gives a shiat.  Sure we want to see your tits.  We want to see all of them in the world.  We'll mock you for being a tub of lard too
 
2013-02-01 11:32:48 AM  
Why would the trainers sexually harass a fat ugly woman when the place is probably crawling with hot tail?
 
2013-02-01 11:35:55 AM  
Sounds like someone has too high an opinion of herself.
 
2013-02-01 11:37:14 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: Whatthefark: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: Video or it didn't happen.


I'll need to see these sexually suggestive movements to accurately gauge my level of outrage.

In the video she motions like they had her do some sitting dumbbell shoulder presses.

It's possible the trainer did want to see her chest move to gauge how much muscle she has supporting her bosom, but she took it as him being a perv.

She strikes me as the kind that is offended over everything in order to feel superior to everybody.  Listen up fatty, nobody gives a shiat.  Sure we want to see your tits.  We want to see all of them in the world.  We'll mock you for being a tub of lard too


She never would have made it in aerobics class. (slightly NSFW)
 
2013-02-01 11:39:17 AM  
i think that you have no real right to complain about suggestive exercises in a gym the moment those inner thigh machines are put in... and, ever notice, they always seem to face a wall of mirrors.  not that i was looking or anything, but i noticed... and yeah... um... whoops.
 
2013-02-01 11:41:39 AM  

max_pooper: Why would the trainers sexually harass a fat ugly woman when the place is probably crawling with hot tail?


That's my thoughts too.
 
2013-02-01 11:43:44 AM  

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: "Her next move was to contact Chase Laws, an attorney."

Uhhh... what is this, an episode of Dallas?  Is his paralegal's name Busty Chest?  How about a receptionist named Broken Hymen?


Chase Laws, Sue Bigg and Seymour Cash: Your Personal Injury Firm!
 
2013-02-01 11:46:56 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: faultytower: Slim pickins' in Dallas?

Slim anything in Texas?  You've got to be kidding


You know how I know you never been to texas
 
2013-02-01 11:47:21 AM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Tell Me How My Blog Tastes

"Her next move was to contact Chase Laws, an attorney."

Uhhh... what is this, an episode of Dallas? Is his paralegal's name Busty Chest?


Hooty McBoob


Flint IronChest?
 
2013-02-01 11:52:16 AM  
We have a several women at my gym that I believe go there for the sole purpose to move suggestively.
 
2013-02-01 11:52:33 AM  

Nhojwolfe: Smeggy Smurf: faultytower: Slim pickins' in Dallas?

Slim anything in Texas?  You've got to be kidding

You know how I know you never been to texas


This.  The women in Texas aren't any fatter than the women any where else.  The men are all shorter than normal there.  I love going to Austin. I'm like the tallest person in town.  At every show I can see the stage no matter where I stand.  I never get that lucky any where else - especially Utah where everyone is a giant.
 
2013-02-01 11:52:51 AM  
They were probably just being nice and trying to boost her self esteem.
 
2013-02-01 11:57:44 AM  
Also, it is in the trainers best interest to keep their clients wanting to come back to the gym.  Personal trainers make a lot more money through happy clients and word of mouth than by running off clients and potential clients.
 
2013-02-01 11:58:42 AM  

Tyrone Biggums: We have a several women at my gym that I believe go there for the sole purpose to move suggestively.


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Fitness chicks. mmmmm fitness chicks
 
2013-02-01 12:02:54 PM  
I'm not trying to be mean but why in the heck would not 1 but 2 trainers harrass HER?  Is she the ONLY female member at the gym and the guys were incredibly hard up?   More than likely she is
just looking for attention and is just blatently lying.  Years ago I worked in a department with a woman (Sally) who was over 300 lbs and was short so she literally was one of those women who it was
easier to jump over than go around.   There was a maintenance guy in the building who some of the ladies thought was hot and one day lo and behold Sally went to the Human Resources department
claiming the maintenance guy had been leering at her.   The rumor spread like wildfire during the day that the maintenance guy must be into 'big girls'.   It turned out he had only one contact in that day and was not leering at her at all, he was trying to adjust a timer controlled climate system and was trying to read a wall clock that was on the other side of the room near Sallys desk and he could only see partially out of one eye so he had been squinting and making facial contortions trying to see.   It didn't make a difference to her, she continued to claim he 'wanted' her even though everyone else was laughing behind her back.
 
2013-02-01 12:03:07 PM  
Example of a chest moving suggestively:
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2013-02-01 12:03:49 PM  

pute kisses like a man: i think that you have no real right to complain about suggestive exercises in a gym the moment those inner thigh machines are put in... and, ever notice, they always seem to face a wall of mirrors.  not that i was looking or anything, but i noticed... and yeah... um... whoops.


Always having to look up when facing the direction of that machine at my gym.  Double awkward when dudes are on it.
 
2013-02-01 12:10:18 PM  

oldfarthenry: Example of a chest moving suggestively:
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I'm just gonna watch this all day.
 
2013-02-01 12:24:03 PM  

lc6529: literally was one of those women who it was easier to jump over than go around.


I'm so using that.


A woman working out suggestively
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2013-02-01 12:26:12 PM  

Psychohazard: oldfarthenry: Example of a chest moving suggestively:
[i1151.photobucket.com image 80x120]

I'm just gonna watch this all day.


yeah... for sure...

What was I doing again?
 
2013-02-01 12:30:55 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: A woman working out suggestively


Damn she had an awesome body.
 
2013-02-01 12:33:44 PM  
 
2013-02-01 12:39:44 PM  

littlett's: Damn she had an awesome body.



Jen Jewell. 10 face. 10 body with the world's worse breast implants. So sad about that. But damn what an arse.


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See! She's not even trying to use proper form!!
 
2013-02-01 12:40:59 PM  
I doubt a porker like her could move in any way that would suggest anything but that she needs another order of a Big Mac and fries.
 
2013-02-01 12:42:16 PM  

faultytower: Slim pickins' in Dallas?


I don't think Slim Pickins was in Dallas, but he was in Dr. Strangelove
 
2013-02-01 12:51:51 PM  

lc6529: I'm not trying to be mean but why in the heck would not 1 but 2 trainers harrass HER?  Is she the ONLY female member at the gym and the guys were incredibly hard up?   More than likely she is
just looking for attention and is just blatently lying.  Years ago I worked in a department with a woman (Sally) who was over 300 lbs and was short so she literally was one of those women who it was
easier to jump over than go around.   There was a maintenance guy in the building who some of the ladies thought was hot and one day lo and behold Sally went to the Human Resources department
claiming the maintenance guy had been leering at her.   The rumor spread like wildfire during the day that the maintenance guy must be into 'big girls'.   It turned out he had only one contact in that day and was not leering at her at all, he was trying to adjust a timer controlled climate system and was trying to read a wall clock that was on the other side of the room near Sallys desk and he could only see partially out of one eye so he had been squinting and making facial contortions trying to see.   It didn't make a difference to her, she continued to claim he 'wanted' her even though everyone else was laughing behind her back.


I worked with a girl that was the same way. She was a recovering junkie and before and while she was on drugs she was skinnier and decent looking from the pictures I saw. But now that she was clean she ballooned up and "Everyone wanted her!" According to her. I Know she was blowing a few guys in the office at seperate times and was convinced she was dating them. Felt kinda bad for her but I keep my favorite part away from her crazy hole.
 
2013-02-01 12:53:12 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Jen Jewell. 10 face. 10 body with the world's worse breast implants. So sad about that. But damn what an arse.


Implants on an athlete are pretty tough to get right.  There isn't much over the muscle in the fist place by the time you get down to 10% body fat, so there just isn't much there to cover the implants.  The only thing left is either just the skin, or if they went under the muscle, just a layer of muscle that distorts them when you flex.
 
2013-02-01 01:01:50 PM  
Dewey, Cheatham and Howe


/seems legit
 
2013-02-01 01:04:05 PM  
She could have been harassed, who knows.. but..

I've been a member of a few gyms.  The dudes that tend to be trainers are usually younger guys that are fit and good looking.  The female trainers tend to be the same.  Young, fit, and hot.  I've also seen older trainers that might not fit into the "young and hot" crowd, but they are pretty damn fit (and usually hot, too).

Young or old, I'm guessing most personal trainers aren't hurting for prospects.  First of all, they work with a group of fit folks that share at least a common interest.  They have personal contact with multiple people on a daily basis.  As Maverick would say, they work in a target rich environment.

Unless these trainers (and 2 of them to boot???) are into larger, older, married women then I'm guessing that she might be overplaying her hand a bit.  Of course, the flip side of the coin is that they were being a little overly suggestive because it probably works all the time to keep their clients.  Compliment them, make them feel sexy, etc.
 
2013-02-01 01:10:26 PM  

littlett's: Implants on an athlete are pretty tough to get right. There isn't much over the muscle in the fist place by the time you get down to 10% body fat, so there just isn't much there to cover the implants. The only thing left is either just the skin, or if they went under the muscle, just a layer of muscle that distorts them when you flex.


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They can be done right.


ladodger34: Of course, the flip side of the coin is that they were being a little overly suggestive because it probably works all the time to keep their clients. Compliment them, make them feel sexy, etc.


That was my thought as well. Odds are this woman has never been really and truly been chased after. If the trainer gave her a couple of complements in an hours time she would feel like they were sex crazed fiends.
 
2013-02-01 01:14:58 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: They can be done right.


Once she flexes her pecs those things are going to head out and up though.  But I agree, she looks beautiful.


ladodger34: Compliment them, make them feel sexy, etc.


I'm sure that helps too.  And sometimes I'm sure that they don;t mean anything by it either.  Wednesday night I was working on back and triceps and on one of the pull down machines you have to face the seat back, the trainer I work with told me to get the girls situated and start my set.  I knew what he meant and I didn't take offense.
 
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