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(WTOP)   If you're going to head out on a carjacking spree, you might want to leave the half million dollars worth of pot back home   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, SUV, carjackings, preliminary hearing, administrative leave  
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4024 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Feb 2013 at 11:10 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-01 01:45:54 PM  
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LowbrowDeluxe: cgraves67: Their estimation-inflation is going to bite them in the ass when people read stuff like that and think they can retire early just by selling a truck load of product.

Hell, I'm considering it now.

My 401k has taken a pounding so that's my new plan.  No fee's, no moron broker and, if the concept goes bust?  I still get three hots and a cot.

2013-02-01 11:31:12 AM  
1 vote:
The chase ended with Peterson shooting himself in the chest with the officer's weapon

2013-02-01 11:23:00 AM  
1 vote:
What half a million dollars worth of pot may look like.

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2013-02-01 11:13:14 AM  
1 vote:
If it is actually at all possible to lug around a half million dollars worth of pot while on a carjacking spree, then I seriously think it's time to rethink the war on drugs.  Throw open the gates, make it legal, and suddenly every unemployed or welfare recipient could be a millionaire with a simple window herb garden.  There, I just solved every economic problem ever.  Send me a check for 5%.
2013-02-01 09:46:09 AM  
1 vote:
Why?  If you get caught, you're going to jail anyway.
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