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(Examiner)   Try to save a puppy? Wal-Mart will fire you for that   (examiner.com) divider line 20
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2013-02-01 07:13:12 AM
10 votes:
They didn't want a dog in the checkout line cuz it wasn't made in China.
2013-02-01 07:21:48 AM
7 votes:

SpdrJay: They didn't want a dog in the checkout line cuz it wasn't made in China.


Sometimes, when the night is very still, the moon is bright in the sky and my husband's semen is drying to a fine skim of crust on my thighs,  I wonder if they will, someday, in the far future, find a way to start making people in China. And I am afraid.

My laws! Can you imagine that!? Chinese people? I mean...I don't even...what would that even look like? Like a regular person made from inferior components that'll last two or three years? Would it even eat normal food? Would it hate it's own kind?

Then I sleep. And the river Lethe takes me into it's black, numbing embrace. And I forget.

And I am happy once again.
2013-02-01 10:40:09 AM
3 votes:

kwame: Wayne 985: You sound like an enormous pussy.

I'll be sure to send you a Christmas card when I decide that I give a sh*t what you think.


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2013-02-01 10:06:28 AM
3 votes:

kwame: Wayne 985: You sound like an enormous pussy.

I'll be sure to send you a Christmas card when I decide that I give a sh*t what you think.


You can have yours early:

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2013-02-01 07:32:36 AM
3 votes:

LordOfThePings


I'm confused. Does "Ken" use single or double quotes around his name?


I don't think he uses any punctuation.

www.esquire.com


pic is borrowed
2013-02-01 12:10:38 PM
2 votes:

Matthew Keene: After some internet sleuthing, I found the puppy in question.


Cute as a bug in a rug!


Jesus, it mostly comes at night...mostly
2013-02-01 10:40:00 AM
2 votes:

Wayne 985: cakeman: I side with Jenkinkoid and Kwame  on this take the dog and tie it out in the back yard,get it out of the store , end the puppy drama. The next thing will be a law suit ... no good deed goes unpunished.

Based on what? You can't just sue people for the sake of suing people.


I'm surprised to see that you live in America.
2013-02-01 07:29:24 AM
2 votes:
FTA: "The creator of infamous Ol' Roy brand 'named after one of founder Sam Walton's hunting dogs,' has left a real bad taste in this dog lover's mouth."

Okay, that's just so wrong on so many levels.
2013-02-01 04:00:27 PM
1 votes:

kwame: Are we supposed to give a sh*t about someone who picked up and held an animal with no indication about its health - and did so in a checkout line where food was being passed along?


Excellent point... that dog contaminated the area!!  The 1000's of people with their hands which have been coughed on, sneezed on, just finished rubbing their balls on, scratching their ass with, touching and grabbing 1000's of products and rubbing them on the counter scanner... there's no way there's a drop of contamination there.
2013-02-01 12:24:08 PM
1 votes:

Eugoogoolizer: Matthew Keene: After some internet sleuthing, I found the puppy in question.


Cute as a bug in a rug!

Jesus, it mostly comes at night...mostly


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♫ ♫ It only comes out at night....The mangy, feral type...♫ ♫
2013-02-01 10:32:20 AM
1 votes:

Zeno-25: Yet another reason not to go to Wal-Mart.


Unless you  want a free puppy.
2013-02-01 10:00:14 AM
1 votes:

kwame: Are we supposed to give a sh*t about someone who picked up and held an animal with no indication about its health - and did so in a checkout line where food was being passed along?


You sound like an enormous pussy.
2013-02-01 09:43:45 AM
1 votes:

kwame: Vegan Meat Popsicle: Which is why I'm still curious why you decided to pee your little pants in fear about the skeery dirty puppy that's going to poison your food.

I don't know where you got that.  What's curious is your decision twice to talk about pants wetting.  Is that a thing with you?

Vegan Meat Popsicle: No, he's not.

Here's the point, you're missing, superstar.  There are still health regulations whether an internet idiot thinks stray unvaccinated animals are a health risk or not.  There are still customers to be concerned about with an animal that can bite.  There are even employees to be concerned about.  If you got your ass off your shoulders long enough to stop thinking about your imaginary scenario of a poor doe-eyed Disney puppy who just needs some warmth and love, you'd realize it's a little more complicated than that.


The world outside your cave must terrify you!
2013-02-01 09:04:06 AM
1 votes:

Vegan Meat Popsicle: kwame


Girls, girls.  You're both pretty.
2013-02-01 08:59:26 AM
1 votes:

kwame: Vegan Meat Popsicle: Pencil-pushing wusses like you

Oh, I checked your profile.  This is your brand new trolly-troll account, huh.  Well, good luck with that.  You're a f*cking idiot.Waaaaah, I give up.


'kay, tough guy. If your butt hurts that bad, click ignore.
2013-02-01 08:45:20 AM
1 votes:
After some internet sleuthing, I found the puppy in question.

www.planetcalypsoforum.com
Cute as a bug in a rug!
2013-02-01 08:14:49 AM
1 votes:

kwame: Are we supposed to give a sh*t about someone who picked up and held an animal with no indication about its health - and did so in a checkout line where food was being passed along?


Having just been to a WalMart yesterday, I can assure you they do not sell what most of us would call "food" there.
2013-02-01 08:12:10 AM
1 votes:
Why is every Examiner article written as if by a sixth grader...

kwame: Are we supposed to give a sh*t about someone who picked up and held an animal with no indication about its health - and did so in a checkout line where food was being passed along?


Did you actually pee your pants in terror as you typed that or does your unjustifiable cowardice extend only to your making inane comments about a situation you don't understand?
2013-02-01 07:28:06 AM
1 votes:

Maus III: semen is drying to a fine skim of crust on my thighs,


...please....don't stop....
2013-02-01 07:10:45 AM
1 votes:
Amusingly, on the Wal-Mart Facebook page, they have a "Caption this" with a picture of a little dog.
 
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