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(CNN)   How bad is the movie jOBS? So bad in fact that Windows 8 had better reviews   (cnn.com) divider line 15
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2013-02-01 10:10:38 AM
2 votes:
www.slate.com

Virtual assistants are the wave of the future.  They're genuinely helpful to everybody who isn't a nerd who's afraid of change, like you.
2013-02-01 05:45:13 PM
1 votes:
Fark has a windows 8 app and it's rad.

i.imgur.com
2013-02-01 01:49:58 PM
1 votes:

Vegan Meat Popsicle: ColSanders: Yes, just like people who do like it may have a bit of a point. Like I said, to each is own. I like it. If you don't, great. Don't use it. You accuse me of being angry that other people don't like it, but it seems to me that you're angry that people do like it. It's just an OS. Did it kick your dog?

Or maybe I'm tired of people making up dumb shiat about how it's not really any different or that anybody who doesn't like it is a moron who just hates change.


hmmm

I'm actually using windows 8 right now and everything you are saying is wrong and unfounded. It is 20 times better than windows 7. My computer boots up in 4 seconds. FOUR SECONDS.

I make it do anything I want it to do. Arguing about this is only half-retarded. You are not a serious person or in your serious mind if you are trying to tell people that windows 8 sucks because it the difference between eating fresh bread versus moldy bread. Stop talking. It makes you sound really farking stupid.
2013-02-01 11:09:55 AM
1 votes:

Bullseyed: GoldSpider: jso2897: thornhill: Maybe people are realizing that being a great businessman doesn't necessarily translate into being a fascinating person.

This. there is a fallacious assumption that anyone who has accomplished interesting things must, thereby, be an interesting person who leads an interesting life.
And it ain't necessarily so.

Then why make a movie about him?

Because he and Obama are the gods of liberals.


i18.photobucket.com
2013-02-01 10:07:14 AM
1 votes:

HeartBurnKid: I don't know what you losers are talking about.  MS designed an awesome interface that is simple to use and intuitive for anybody who's ever been in a house.  You must just be afraid of change.


And it'd help if Fark didn't eat my image...

stepsandleaps.files.wordpress.com

/damn Fark, ruining jokes
2013-02-01 09:58:41 AM
1 votes:
My friend is in it, her first Hollywood gig. She's the Penelope Cruz lookalike who sits behind him in the classroom.
No, I haven't seen the flick, but get daily reports of her life in LA.

/not so cool story, bro
2013-02-01 09:56:31 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

"Paging Mr. Herman, Mr. Herman.  You have a telephone call at the front desk."
2013-02-01 09:31:12 AM
1 votes:
Don't see it. Ticket prices are $500 and you have to wait in line for ten hours, then you find out they're coming out with a better movie in six months for only $300 a ticket.
2013-02-01 09:24:03 AM
1 votes:

VRaptor117: SwingDancer: Windows 8 Review were a mixed bag. the fell into 2 different categories

1) Under the hood reviews, which shows where it will excel over windows 7, these reviews tended to be positive.
2) ZOMG TILES! Kill it with fire! or derp Even number OS's Suck. derp.  Which tended toward the negative.

Those who actually know what they are doing have found windows 8 to be pretty good.  That being said, I only have it on my RT i was given from work.  I wanted to install it to a flash drive on my home PC but they wouldn't let you do that with the full upgrade :(   So i'm opting out for 1 of my 3 computers, in with 1. and the server is staying exactly as is til it catches fire.

Yup because if you take something that's good and pile shiat on it, people will only see that shiat. You can bake the best cake in the world and dump shiat on it and all people will taste is the shiat.

The tiles are shiat, in case I haven't made that clear.


But you can install a third party program that will scrape the sh*t off the cake. That way you only taste a little bit of the sh*t.

At least that's what I'm being told by people that are eating sh*t frosted cake.
2013-02-01 08:19:13 AM
1 votes:

SwingDancer: Those who actually know what they are doing have found windows 8 to be pretty good


Well, I'm two tests shy of becoming a Server 2012 MCSM (because those tests don't exist yet) so somebody at Microsoft apparently thinks I know what I'm doing with the new operating system.

Windows is 8 shiat on a shiat cracker dipped in shiat fed to people who like shiat after it's been shiat out of a shiatbird (, Ricky).

Windows 8 isn't popular among people who know what they're doing. Windows 8 is popular among people who were too stupid to figure out how the start menu and nested controls worked and didn't have any need to get to any of the guts of the system because they had no idea what any of them did anyway.

But you keep dreaming, sparky. You keep telling yourself that the reason Windows 8 is for smart people is that it was designed to be like a speak n' spell.
2013-02-01 07:58:57 AM
1 votes:

J. Frank Parnell: Will still be wildly popular among iZombies.


A cult is a cult.  Its followers need something to do.
2013-02-01 07:53:06 AM
1 votes:
Is it just me or does Wozniak have an odd way of speaking? Not sure what it is. It's almost like random, unfinished thoughts crammed together to make a sentence. I understand what he means but it just reads weird. I dunno. Maybe it is just me.
2013-02-01 07:46:31 AM
1 votes:

SwingDancer: Windows 8 Review were a mixed bag. the fell into 2 different categories

1) Under the hood reviews, which shows where it will excel over windows 7, these reviews tended to be positive.
2) ZOMG TILES! Kill it with fire! or derp Even number OS's Suck. derp.  Which tended toward the negative.

Those who actually know what they are doing have found windows 8 to be pretty good.  That being said, I only have it on my RT i was given from work.  I wanted to install it to a flash drive on my home PC but they wouldn't let you do that with the full upgrade :(   So i'm opting out for 1 of my 3 computers, in with 1. and the server is staying exactly as is til it catches fire.


Yup because if you take something that's good and pile shiat on it, people will only see that shiat. You can bake the best cake in the world and dump shiat on it and all people will taste is the shiat.

The tiles are shiat, in case I haven't made that clear.
2013-02-01 07:31:18 AM
1 votes:
I'm going to take Woz's word on this.
2013-02-01 07:28:24 AM
1 votes:
Will still be wildly popular among iZombies.
 
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