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(Gizmodo)   Stuck without a condom? There's an app for that. Not so fast Android users, you wouldn't need it anyway   (gizmodo.com) divider line 31
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2013-02-01 01:19:31 AM
Should I give the delivery girl the tip?
 
2013-02-01 08:39:19 AM

BarkingUnicorn: Should I give the delivery girl the tip?


As long as you don't shaft her. . .
 
2013-02-01 08:46:17 AM
Android users don't need their hand held by Apple when it comes to getting laid; we're capable of taking care of minor things like "remembering condoms" without needing an App, TYVM
 
2013-02-01 08:47:04 AM

stratagos: Android users don't need their hand held by Apple when it comes to getting laid; we're capable of taking care of minor things like "remembering condoms" without needing an App, TYVM


And yes, I went there

/at least I implied that iPhone users are capable of getting laid. I'm not sure that's true, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt
 
2013-02-01 08:56:30 AM
$15 for a 12 pack...

Still cheaper than kids or STDs.
 
2013-02-01 09:07:45 AM

stratagos: stratagos: Android users don't need their hand held by Apple when it comes to getting laid; we're capable of taking care of minor things like "remembering condoms" without needing an App, TYVM

And yes, I went there

/at least I implied that iPhone users are capable of getting laid. I'm not sure that's true, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt


Well it is targeted to launch in Dubai first.  I would imagine that a small location with 'upscale' locations like the York apparently will be a hot zone delivery.  So its not so much for the iPhone user that forgot his condoms, but the 'professional' that forgot her gear.

York Hotel, aka 'Hotel full of prostitutes', literally the second Google hit for Dubai prostitution.

Sex tourism country with condom delivery service.  Seems like a solid business plan.
 
2013-02-01 09:14:20 AM
I need to use my $200 phone to order a $5 condom?
 
2013-02-01 09:29:31 AM
Sounds like a set up to a tragedy at some point.

"Hello shifty delivery guy, I've got a woman here that is dying to get laid, we need condoms quickly."

I don't think it would take off in NY, there is a Duane Reade about every 50 feet or so and the condoms in there are cheaper. That's always been my urgent alley sex go to.
 
2013-02-01 09:31:50 AM

stratagos: We're capable of taking care of minor things like "remembering condoms" "getting laid" without needing an App, TYVM


I'll go there.
 
2013-02-01 09:49:05 AM
condomcopter

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2013-02-01 10:00:21 AM

wingnut396: Well it is targeted to launch in Dubai first.  I would imagine that a small location with 'upscale' locations like the York apparently will be a hot zone delivery.  So its not so much for the iPhone user that forgot his condoms, but the 'professional' that forgot her gear.

York Hotel, aka 'Hotel full of prostitutes', literally the second Google hit for Dubai prostitution.


I love that first review:

"I was with my wife and had to literally PROVE we were residents of teh hotel what really infuriated me was they thought my Wife was some sort of hooker which i picked up which really annoyed the hell outta me I was about to lose it with the reception staff, next day i packed up and went!"

Now I'm just wondering if his wife dressed up in the uniform of a prostitute. Of course, their bar for inappropriate could be a lot lower than ours. I'm not sure where Dubai stands on hijab, but it can't be too strict if you have hotels overrun with hookers.
 
ohm
2013-02-01 10:04:11 AM
If you need an emergency delivery of "Extra Safe" condoms you might want to rethink the rest of your plans for the night.
 
2013-02-01 10:07:21 AM
Also, you'd think they would have an Android app out, since the new Vertu Ti is running Android.

www.technologytell.com

It's basically a phone designed specifically for Dubai millionaires/billionaires.
 
2013-02-01 10:14:23 AM
Perfect cover for an escort service.
 
2013-02-01 10:14:59 AM

Mad_Radhu: wingnut396: Well it is targeted to launch in Dubai first.  I would imagine that a small location with 'upscale' locations like the York apparently will be a hot zone delivery.  So its not so much for the iPhone user that forgot his condoms, but the 'professional' that forgot her gear.

York Hotel, aka 'Hotel full of prostitutes', literally the second Google hit for Dubai prostitution.

I love that first review:

"I was with my wife and had to literally PROVE we were residents of teh hotel what really infuriated me was they thought my Wife was some sort of hooker which i picked up which really annoyed the hell outta me I was about to lose it with the reception staff, next day i packed up and went!"

Now I'm just wondering if his wife dressed up in the uniform of a prostitute. Of course, their bar for inappropriate could be a lot lower than ours. I'm not sure where Dubai stands on hijab, but it can't be too strict if you have hotels overrun with hookers.


Yeah, i was totally not expecting that when I assumed that Dubia, the place where the rich and pious go to play, was a spot for sex tourism.  I was laughing at the reviews and the brazen prostitution.  Then I remember that you can get years in jail for buying and selling it there, so I'm sure the women there are not working in the best environment to say the least.

Dubai is lax about what you wear from what I understand.  I would also imagine that unless you are rich westerner, if you are wearing anything that reveals skin, you are a slut and are likely asking for it.
 
2013-02-01 10:16:04 AM
Weird all the mac users I have met would have a hard time finding someone willing to get naked with them, so condoms are never needed.
 
2013-02-01 10:38:23 AM

steamingpile: Weird all the mac users I have met would have a hard time finding someone willing to get naked with them, so condoms are never needed.


Weird, it's almost as if subby made the exact same joke but about Android users.
 
2013-02-01 10:53:44 AM
Android users: just stick it in the pooper.
 
2013-02-01 11:01:22 AM

PsyLord: Android users: just stick it in the pooper.


If they can get it up in the first place.
 
2013-02-01 11:30:13 AM
They accept cash or credit for the condom, but the pinhole is free!
 
2013-02-01 11:56:46 AM

PsyLord: Android users: just stick it in the pooper.


That's the only option for iPhone users.
/implying that iPhone users are likely not heterosexual.
 
2013-02-01 12:00:21 PM
This clearly isn't a priority for people with RIM devices.
 
2013-02-01 12:32:19 PM
What self-respecting hooker* doesn't bring his or her own condoms?

*I realize that this is, in many cases, an oxymoron.
 
2013-02-01 12:44:13 PM
Why would I ever use a condom?

www.blogcdn.com
 
2013-02-01 02:00:30 PM
I have to give props to subby for coming up with such a troll-tastic headline
 
2013-02-01 02:10:14 PM
Android users don't need them.
Homosexuals don't use them.

Worthless app.
 
2013-02-01 05:23:35 PM

H31N0US: I need to use my $200 $600 phone to order a $5 condom?


if you buy it on contract you pay for it over time if you buy it off contract you pay full price, then pay for it over time
 
2013-02-01 11:25:17 PM

HotWingConspiracy: I don't think it would take off in NY, there is a Duane Reade about every 50 feet or so and the condoms in there are cheaper. That's always been my urgent alley sex go to.


Don't forget you can get condoms for free from the city. There is actually an app for iOS, Android, and Moblie Windows and a website Link
You can also get lube and females condoms at some locations.
 
2013-02-02 12:31:44 AM

Kanemano: H31N0US: I need to use my $200 $600 phone to order a $5 condom?

if you buy it on contract you pay for it over time if you buy it off contract you pay full price, then pay for it over time


Only true if you are using T-Mobile or someone like StraitTalk. AT&T and Verizon don't charge you a dime less if you aren't under contract, so if you have an unlocked phone on AT&T under no contract you are basically paying to subsidize someone else's phone purchase.
 
2013-02-02 12:43:29 AM
Don't stiff the delivery person. Your next order will be full of pin-pricks for the cheap prick.
 
2013-02-02 03:16:21 AM
"Uh, yes, I'd like a box of trojan mediums with extra staples please."
 
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