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(New Castle News)   Normally this woman sets a bear trap in her house to catch burglars. She forgot to set it the night she was robbed, now the police suggests "she forego the bear trap and find a different way of protecting her home from intruders"   (ncnewsonline.com) divider line 54
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2013-01-31 11:48:46 PM
Not living in a crime ridden blue state is #1. Having a shotgun by the bed is another option.
 
2013-02-01 12:09:04 AM

jehovahs witness protection: Not living in a crime ridden blue state is #1.


Thank God there's no crime in Red states.

Having a shotgun by the bed is another option.

Which is illegal in Blue states, where all guns are, as we all know, illegal.

Seriously, you pay $5 a month to look this stupid.  You should re-evaluate your priorities in life.
 
2013-02-01 12:17:22 AM

kmmontandon: jehovahs witness protection: Not living in a crime ridden blue state is #1.

Thank God there's no crime in Red states.

Having a shotgun by the bed is another option.

Which is illegal in Blue states, where all guns are, as we all know, illegal.

Seriously, you pay $5 a month to look this stupid.  You should re-evaluate your priorities in life.


Stupid? Your liberal sanctuaries are the shiatholes where the most violence happens. We are happy idiots are where they belong. With other idiots. Enjoy your utopia, dumbass.
 
2013-02-01 12:35:21 AM

jehovahs witness protection: kmmontandon: jehovahs witness protection: Not living in a crime ridden blue state is #1.

Thank God there's no crime in Red states.

Having a shotgun by the bed is another option.

Which is illegal in Blue states, where all guns are, as we all know, illegal.

Seriously, you pay $5 a month to look this stupid.  You should re-evaluate your priorities in life.

Stupid? Your liberal sanctuaries are the shiatholes where the most violence happens. We are happy idiots are where they belong. With other idiots. Enjoy your utopia, dumbass.


I know I'm just feeding the troll here, but let's take a look:

Most peaceful states: Maine, Vermont and New Hampshire.

Least peaceful states: Louisiana, Tennesee and Nevada.


Which of those are red states again?
 
2013-02-01 12:43:54 AM

jehovahs witness protection: Stupid? Your liberal sanctuaries are the shiatholes where the most violence happens. We are happy idiots are where they belong. With other idiots. Enjoy your utopia, dumbass.


The government must have stepped up their "fake conservative" movement because the number of fake conservatives on this website today is just unbelievable.  High crime rates are a sign of high freedom rates, you imbecile.  In what world do you try to discredit liberals by claiming their states have high rates of violence?  The South is the most violent piece of land on this planet and that's why the South is an awesome place to live.  It is free.
 
2013-02-01 12:46:16 AM

kmmontandon: jehovahs witness protection: Not living in a crime ridden blue state is #1.

Thank God there's no crime in Red states.

Having a shotgun by the bed is another option.

Which is illegal in Blue states, where all guns are, as we all know, illegal.

Seriously, you pay $5 a month to look this stupid.  You should re-evaluate your priorities in life.


jehovahs witness protection: kmmontandon: jehovahs witness protection: Not living in a crime ridden blue state is #1.

Thank God there's no crime in Red states.

Having a shotgun by the bed is another option.

Which is illegal in Blue states, where all guns are, as we all know, illegal.

Seriously, you pay $5 a month to look this stupid.  You should re-evaluate your priorities in life.

Stupid? Your liberal sanctuaries are the shiatholes where the most violence happens. We are happy idiots are where they belong. With other idiots. Enjoy your utopia, dumbass.


Really guys? Whose side are you on?
 
2013-02-01 12:50:40 AM
jehovahs witness protection:

Stupid? Your liberal sanctuaries are the shiatholes where the most violence happens.


[citation needed]
 
2013-02-01 01:24:34 AM
I guess she read the 2nd Amendment wrong.  It says "bear arms," not traps.
 
2013-02-01 01:29:44 AM

BarkingUnicorn: I guess she read the 2nd Amendment wrong.  It says "bear arms," not traps.


The right to keep and arm bear traps shall not be infringed.
 
2013-02-01 01:31:58 AM
I rely on my housecat for protection.
 
2013-02-01 01:38:54 AM

kmmontandon: jehovahs witness protection:

Stupid? Your liberal sanctuaries are the shiatholes where the most violence happens.


[citation needed]


Forget it.  Republicans take it on faith that their cities are less violent than Northern ones.  Of course, the top-5 cities (250k+ population) for per capita rate of violent crimes are Detroit, St. Louis, Oakland, Memphis, and Atlanta - 3 red and 2 blue state cities.  Dallas has a higher rate than New York City.

His conservative sanctuaries are the shiatholes where the most violence actually happens.

Given he ascribes stupidity to where the violence is, I'll leave it as an exercise for the reader who here is the potato-American.
 
2013-02-01 01:41:49 AM

syrynxx: BarkingUnicorn: I guess she read the 2nd Amendment wrong.  It says "bear arms," not traps.

The right to keep and arm bear traps shall not be infringed.


I bow to you, Sensei.  You have defeated me. :-)
 
2013-02-01 01:42:21 AM
Mike_LowELL:

I love you.
 
2013-02-01 02:13:21 AM

syrynxx: BarkingUnicorn: I guess she read the 2nd Amendment wrong.  It says "bear arms," not traps.

The right to keep and arm bear traps shall not be infringed.


i212.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-01 03:06:55 AM

fusillade762: Mike_LowELL:

I love you.


Thank you for your praise.  These liberals pretending to be conservatives just make me so angry.
 
2013-02-01 04:22:51 AM

jehovahs witness protection: Not living in a crime ridden blue state is #1. Having a shotgun by the bed is another option.


Old but good i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-01 04:24:09 AM
Anyone want a free house. Go in and step in that trap. Then you can sue the sh*t out of her.
 
2013-02-01 04:25:00 AM
Here is the"?". ?
 
2013-02-01 04:25:43 AM
Bear traps to stop burglars?  What happens when she is injured or her house catches fire and she ends up nabbing herself a fireman or paramedic or cop?
 
2013-02-01 04:27:50 AM
Maybe a home alarm system?
.
.
They have ones with lights, bells, and wheels that go clickety-clack!
 
2013-02-01 04:28:49 AM
You know, I love guns. I have a lot of them. Some of them registered, many, many more not, sitting in Sarah Conner-esque underground rabbit holes. Know what I also have? A badass german shepard trained to fark up an intruder,  Django-style. That's one of the reasons we have dogs. Why don't more people have dogs that can fark peoples shiat up? Also they make excellent frisbee partners.

/although I would love to see a bad guy step on a bear trap, for the lulz
 
2013-02-01 04:34:23 AM

robohobo: You know, I love guns. I have a lot of them. Some of them registered, many, many more not, sitting in Sarah Conner-esque underground rabbit holes. Know what I also have? A badass german shepard trained to fark up an intruder,  Django-style. That's one of the reasons we have dogs. Why don't more people have dogs that can fark peoples shiat up? Also they make excellent frisbee partners.

/although I would love to see a bad guy step on a bear trap, for the lulz




Be real funny when you're paying them a huge pile of $$$.
 
2013-02-01 04:41:41 AM
Meh.  Just use silent motion sensors ($20 at home depot) and a good short barrel pump shotgun.  Dead thieves are better than gimping them anyway. It'll cost some money to replace the carpet though, so that part sucks.
 
2013-02-01 04:42:01 AM

jehovahs witness protection: Not living in a crime ridden blue state is #1. Having a shotgun by the bed is another option.


Pocket Ninja kicked your ass over on the Politics tab, so you thought you'd try your luck here where it's safer, eh?
 
2013-02-01 04:43:33 AM

Feral_and_Preposterous: robohobo: You know, I love guns. I have a lot of them. Some of them registered, many, many more not, sitting in Sarah Conner-esque underground rabbit holes. Know what I also have? A badass german shepard trained to fark up an intruder,  Django-style. That's one of the reasons we have dogs. Why don't more people have dogs that can fark peoples shiat up? Also they make excellent frisbee partners.

/although I would love to see a bad guy step on a bear trap, for the lulz

Be real funny when you're paying them a huge pile of $$$.


I didn't say I would set a bear trap, I said it would be funny to see such a thing happen. I don't need a bear trap, I have a dog and guns. Should big teeth fail, I'd settle for cutting him in half, or putting a hole through him. Also, god forbid someone meaning to do harm in someone else's home have his leg pulped by steel teeth.
 
2013-02-01 04:44:41 AM

Feral_and_Preposterous: Anyone want a free house. Go in and step in that trap. Then you can sue the sh*t out of her.


Well, sort of.  Even if you win the civil lawsuit you would still be guilty of breaking and entering. (You don't get a magical felony forgiveness card just because you got hurt)  So after you get out in 7 years, and minus a leg, you will get the house.  Not exactly free.  Wouldn't it be easier to get a job?
 
2013-02-01 04:46:10 AM

robohobo: Feral_and_Preposterous: robohobo: You know, I love guns. I have a lot of them. Some of them registered, many, many more not, sitting in Sarah Conner-esque underground rabbit holes. Know what I also have? A badass german shepard trained to fark up an intruder,  Django-style. That's one of the reasons we have dogs. Why don't more people have dogs that can fark peoples shiat up? Also they make excellent frisbee partners.

/although I would love to see a bad guy step on a bear trap, for the lulz

Be real funny when you're paying them a huge pile of $$$.

I didn't say I would set a bear trap, I said it would be funny to see such a thing happen. I don't need a bear trap, I have a dog and guns. Should big teeth fail, I'd settle for cutting him in half, or putting a hole through him. Also, god forbid someone meaning to do harm in someone else's home have his leg pulped by steel teeth.


Just so everyone knows, as all law students learn on the second day of Torts, setting lethal traps to protect your property is illegal in all 50 states. And I suspect that a bear trap would fall into such a category, especially if you weren't home to save the burglar from bleeding to death.

It may seem unfair, but that's the law.
 
2013-02-01 04:50:18 AM

Feral_and_Preposterous: Anyone want a free house. Go in and step in that trap. Then you can sue the sh*t out of her.


And that is not the way it should be; it's a backwards farking law. Don't want anything bad to happen?  Then don't go places you don't belong.
Potential lawsuits just give an incentive for some people to make sure that intruder won't be talking, or found.
/...and I wouldn't blame them one bit.

Don't agree?  Don't care. (speaking generally of course)
 
2013-02-01 04:56:55 AM

ThrobblefootSpectre: Feral_and_Preposterous: Anyone want a free house. Go in and step in that trap. Then you can sue the sh*t out of her.

Well, sort of.  Even if you win the civil lawsuit you would still be guilty of breaking and entering. (You don't get a magical felony forgiveness card just because you got hurt)  So after you get out in 7 years, and minus a leg, you will get the house.  Not exactly free.  Wouldn't it be easier to get a job?


7 years. LOL!
 
2013-02-01 05:09:36 AM
Gyrfalcon:
Just so everyone knows, as all law students learn on the second day of Torts, setting lethal traps to protect your property is illegal in all 50 states. And I suspect that a bear trap would fall into such a category, especially if you weren't home to save the burglar from bleeding to death.

It may seem unfair, but that's the law.


So...non-lethal traps it is then. Let's look at all the things cops define as "non-lethal" these days and set a few dozen of them up. Bean bag shooters, pepper spray, electro-shockers, robo-batons ... what's he gonna do, file a complaint that bad stuff happened to him after he broke into your house?

Or maybe a chute down to a nice soft mattress in the soundproof dungeon. The law doesn't say anything about psychological torture, does it?
 
2013-02-01 05:09:47 AM
For fark's sakes. Can't we just admit, that violence just farking sucks?
 
2013-02-01 05:10:40 AM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSIUdKNz8zU

Jack Black: Traps all day and traps all night. Traps can snap and rip and bite. Put a bear trap here, put a bear trap there. Traps can go most everywhere!
Kyle: Traps all day and traps all night. Me love traps with all my might.
Jack Black: You can set it and forget it.
Kyle: But don't ever let it get you in the arm. Oh, no!Jack Black: It happened long ago.
Kyle: Careful with that trap in tow.

Jack Black: You know, traps are real and forged in steel. Pappy taught me on the trapping wheel. These bear traps. She be my master. (The Mayor laughs from the audience) They clink and clank like a stab from a shank. Suddenly, there hence a stank. It was I. (Kyle sniffs) What a disaster.

City Council Dolls: Child safety is our code!!

Jack Black & Kyle: Put some bear traps in the road.

City Council Dolls: Never shall we fear or fight.

Jack Black & Kyle: We guarantee they'll snap real tight. (Music swells) Well, you must admit that it's a real man's trade. We'll admit that it's a real man's trade.

Jack Black & Kyle: It's a real man's trade. We'll admit that it's a real man's trade. (All the City Council Members hold up "Yes" signs) Admit it's a fair trade.
 
2013-02-01 05:17:33 AM

Feral_and_Preposterous: years. LOL!


I sense that getting as job just isn't in your nature.
 
2013-02-01 05:25:26 AM

XplodedSynapses: For fark's sakes. Can't we just admit, that violence just farking sucks?


Are you implying we take responsibility for our own actions?
When there are so many tools to blame?!

Surely you can't be serious...
 
2013-02-01 05:28:59 AM
You could install the terminator...

Link
 
2013-02-01 06:04:15 AM
in think this lady watches too many cartoons.

She probably has some of those big round black bombs with a fuse sticking out the end and the word 'BOMB' written on it in white lettering.

And a blunderbuss or two.
 
2013-02-01 06:08:29 AM

Joce678: Gyrfalcon:
Just so everyone knows, as all law students learn on the second day of Torts, setting lethal traps to protect your property is illegal in all 50 states. And I suspect that a bear trap would fall into such a category, especially if you weren't home to save the burglar from bleeding to death.

It may seem unfair, but that's the law.

So...non-lethal traps it is then. Let's look at all the things cops define as "non-lethal" these days and set a few dozen of them up. Bean bag shooters, pepper spray, electro-shockers, robo-batons ... what's he gonna do, file a complaint that bad stuff happened to him after he broke into your house?

Or maybe a chute down to a nice soft mattress in the soundproof dungeon. The law doesn't say anything about psychological torture, does it?



More than a few years ago, we were having a problem.  The cop that showed up, agreed it was a problem, but unless the perp was caught in the act, the police really couldn't do much.  He then got out of his car, reached up and fiddled with his shoulder radio thing for a moment.  He leaned over and quietly gave my husband some pointers on how to do some landscaping/home maintenance jobs that could cause some major unhappiness to a perp.  Especially if the homeowners are known to be somewhat inept, and happen to install things upside down or backwards.  Soon enough, problem stopped when us fool homeowners left excess materials laying around.
 
2013-02-01 06:25:18 AM
man-traps are illegal in most places because of the risk to emergency responders.
 
2013-02-01 06:36:52 AM

XplodedSynapses: For fark's sakes. Can't we just admit, that violence just farking sucks?


So...what would you have done to people who are violent towards you? People who break into your house at night when you're in bed?

Me? I say that the violence they receive in return be as instant and scarring as possible, but leave them alive as a warning to any other violent people out there.
 
2013-02-01 06:45:35 AM

cherryl taggart: Joce678: Gyrfalcon:
Just so everyone knows, as all law students learn on the second day of Torts, setting lethal traps to protect your property is illegal in all 50 states. And I suspect that a bear trap would fall into such a category, especially if you weren't home to save the burglar from bleeding to death.

It may seem unfair, but that's the law.

So...non-lethal traps it is then. Let's look at all the things cops define as "non-lethal" these days and set a few dozen of them up. Bean bag shooters, pepper spray, electro-shockers, robo-batons ... what's he gonna do, file a complaint that bad stuff happened to him after he broke into your house?

Or maybe a chute down to a nice soft mattress in the soundproof dungeon. The law doesn't say anything about psychological torture, does it?


More than a few years ago, we were having a problem.  The cop that showed up, agreed it was a problem, but unless the perp was caught in the act, the police really couldn't do much.  He then got out of his car, reached up and fiddled with his shoulder radio thing for a moment.  He leaned over and quietly gave my husband some pointers on how to do some landscaping/home maintenance jobs that could cause some major unhappiness to a perp.  Especially if the homeowners are known to be somewhat inept, and happen to install things upside down or backwards.  Soon enough, problem stopped when us fool homeowners left excess materials laying around.


If it went to court you would lose.

If you accidentally leave out hazards you are still at fault.

/don't agree
 
2013-02-01 06:46:48 AM

LowbrowDeluxe: man-traps are illegal in most places because of the risk to emergency responders.


I'm sure a lot of people would rather have the option of putting a sign outside telling the 'emergency responders' not to enter.

Criminals set up man-traps and train dogs to bite people in uniforms so emergency responders have to be careful anyway.
 
2013-02-01 06:51:02 AM
Get a dog.
 
2013-02-01 06:55:01 AM
Set a better bear trap, and the world will burgle a path to your door.
 
2013-02-01 06:59:40 AM

ThrobblefootSpectre: Feral_and_Preposterous: years. LOL!

I sense that getting as job just isn't in your nature.


Huh? I understand you not.

People do less time for murder some places is my point.

Don't booby-trap. Get a gun and a loud, mean dog--and put up signs.
 
2013-02-01 07:13:04 AM
i26.photobucket.com
what a bear trap may look like. That's a quarter on the floor next to it.
i26.photobucket.com
another bear trap
 
2013-02-01 07:25:01 AM

vygramul: kmmontandon: jehovahs witness protection:

Stupid? Your liberal sanctuaries are the shiatholes where the most violence happens.


[citation needed]

Forget it.  Republicans take it on faith that their cities are less violent than Northern ones.  Of course, the top-5 cities (250k+ population) for per capita rate of violent crimes are Detroit, St. Louis, Oakland, Memphis, and Atlanta - 3 red and 2 blue state cities.  Dallas has a higher rate than New York City.

His conservative sanctuaries are the shiatholes where the most violence actually happens.

Given he ascribes stupidity to where the violence is, I'll leave it as an exercise for the reader who here is the potato-American.


And how did those counties vote in last 2 presidential elections? Red states...blue cities?
 
2013-02-01 07:25:40 AM

fusillade762: jehovahs witness protection: kmmontandon: jehovahs witness protection: Not living in a crime ridden blue state is #1.

Thank God there's no crime in Red states.

Having a shotgun by the bed is another option.

Which is illegal in Blue states, where all guns are, as we all know, illegal.

Seriously, you pay $5 a month to look this stupid.  You should re-evaluate your priorities in life.

Stupid? Your liberal sanctuaries are the shiatholes where the most violence happens. We are happy idiots are where they belong. With other idiots. Enjoy your utopia, dumbass.

I know I'm just feeding the troll here, but let's take a look:

Most peaceful states: Maine, Vermont and New Hampshire.

Least peaceful states: Louisiana, Tennesee and Nevada.

Which of those are red states again?


Do those by County, I dares ya.......
 
2013-02-01 07:37:43 AM
They won't. Counties with large urban populations went blue in both 2008 and 2012 regardless of how red the state was. Tennessee is the perfect example. All violence prone counties are blue.
 
2013-02-01 08:17:54 AM

jaybeezey: They won't. Counties with large urban populations went blue in both 2008 and 2012 regardless of how red the state was. Tennessee is the perfect example. All violence prone counties are blue.


You're right, fark those poor, urban people.
 
2013-02-01 09:12:35 AM
Some times facts are racists.

I don't want to fark them. I want them to admit that there is a serious break down in the way that their children are being brought up and address the actual issues at hand. Kids who don't value the education afforded them don't generally turn into anything other than inmates.
 
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