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2013-01-31 09:55:18 PM  
yowza
 
2013-01-31 10:06:58 PM  
Rack-o-rama!
 
2013-01-31 10:10:06 PM  
One of the reasons I still watch White Collar even though the plot has just gotten stupid at this point.  Also because Matt Bomer is still awesome.
 
2013-01-31 10:15:19 PM  
I'm 32 and... fist of an angry god, etc.
 
2013-01-31 10:16:53 PM  
Holy. Shiat.
 
2013-01-31 10:24:09 PM  
My goodness.
 
2013-01-31 10:30:38 PM  
I feel old and really need to find my bunk.
 
2013-01-31 10:31:54 PM  
Yum.
 
2013-01-31 10:35:23 PM  

nekom: I'm 32 and... fist of an angry god, etc.


She's got more than a decade on me but she looks fantastic.
 
2013-01-31 10:40:44 PM  
Gross old lady feet in pic # 21.

/do not want
 
2013-01-31 10:43:45 PM  

skatedrifter: Gross old lady feet in pic # 21.

/do not want


I would suck her toes until they pruned.
 
2013-01-31 10:47:47 PM  

R.A.Danny: skatedrifter: Gross old lady feet in pic # 21.

/do not want

I would suck her toes until they pruned.


Yeah, gonna call ew on that.
 
2013-01-31 10:51:57 PM  

GAT_00: R.A.Danny: skatedrifter: Gross old lady feet in pic # 21.

/do not want

I would suck her toes until they pruned.

Yeah, gonna call ew on that.


I'm a pig.
 
2013-01-31 11:04:35 PM  
I mean she looks late 30s, but in that "farking gorgeous actress in her late 30s" sorta way.  I'm into it.
 
2013-01-31 11:06:11 PM  

Hoban Washburne: I mean she looks late 30s, but in that "farking gorgeous actress in her late 30s" sorta way.  I'm into it.


When you're in you mid 40s late 30s is FARKING AWESOME!
 
2013-01-31 11:09:55 PM  

R.A.Danny: Hoban Washburne: I mean she looks late 30s, but in that "farking gorgeous actress in her late 30s" sorta way.  I'm into it.

When you're in you mid 40s late 30s is FARKING AWESOME!


I'm in my (very) late 20s, and late 30s looks pretty farking good to me in these series of pics.
 
2013-01-31 11:27:57 PM  
I approve.
 
2013-01-31 11:39:34 PM  
Trust me, younger farkers, you don't want to look at this. Horrible, shriveled, washed up shell of a woman. Move along, nothing to see here. Don't worry about me, I'll stick around and make sure nobody accidentally clicks the link. Run along and enjoy yourselves, now, no need to say thanks.
 
wee
2013-01-31 11:45:16 PM  
That's just... um... I, well... I don't know what to say now.
 
2013-01-31 11:51:29 PM  
I'd call her a MILF, but we're about the same age.
 
2013-02-01 12:24:33 AM  
I fail to see what was NSFW-ish about those photos.
 
2013-02-01 12:52:04 AM  

GAT_00: One of the reasons I still watch White Collar even though the plot has just gotten stupid at this point.  Also because Matt Bomer is still awesome.


And Willie Garson is fun.
 
2013-02-01 01:14:51 AM  

fusillade762: I fail to see what was NSFW-ish about those photos.


I'm guessing subby is a janitor at a convent...

skatedrifter: Gross old lady feet in pic # 21.

/do not want


It's okay to be gay, don't try to hide it behind nonsense.
 
2013-02-01 01:58:31 AM  
www.bitlogic.com
 
2013-02-01 02:41:50 AM  

skatedrifter: Gross old lady feet in pic # 21.

/do not want


what about her taste in clothes and what's your favorite musical?
 
2013-02-01 03:04:33 AM  
KELLY KELLY KELLY  KELLY KELLY KELLY  KELLY KELLY KELLY  KELLY KELLY KELLY  KELLY KELLY KELLY  KELLY KELLY KELLY  KELLY KELLY KELLY  KELLY KELLY KELLY  KELLY KELLY KELLY  KELLY KELLY KELLY  KELLY KELLY KELLY  KELLY KELLY KELLY  KELLY KELLY KELLY  KELLY KELLY KELLY  KELLY KELLY KELLY  KELLY KELLY KELLY  KELLY KELLY KELLY  KELLY KELLY KELLY
 
2013-02-01 03:08:16 AM  
I've never been a fan of any of her work, but she's keeping very fit.

Must be kinda short, to bounce off of beds and couches like that without cracking her head on something.
 
2013-02-01 03:12:39 AM  
Jesus look at those tatas.

But I still say she attained perfection in those Malibu shore episodes of sbtb
 
2013-02-01 03:30:27 AM  

Hoban Washburne: R.A.Danny: Hoban Washburne: I mean she looks late 30s, but in that "farking gorgeous actress in her late 30s" sorta way.  I'm into it.

When you're in you mid 40s late 30s is FARKING AWESOME!

I'm in my (very) late 20s, and late 30s looks pretty farking good to me in these series of pics.


I'm 25, and looking at the pics, all I can say is Holy Freaking Mother of Zooks, &*^!00000000*19$$.
 
2013-02-01 03:31:19 AM  
From the way those photo's are shot, I'm guessing gut stretch marks from hell and a navel that is big enough to float a battleship.
 
2013-02-01 03:42:42 AM  
 
2013-02-01 03:44:52 AM  

Smallberries: From the way those photo's are shot, I'm guessing gut stretch marks from hell and a navel that is big enough to float a battleship.


Boy, it's a good thing you're here.

/also, you need a visit from Bob the Angry Flower
 
2013-02-01 03:47:04 AM  

NSFW from back in the day. There are others, but you can't beat this one.

 
2013-02-01 03:54:06 AM  
For some reason I am very happy that she is still gorgeous. Not sure why, but it would have been a shame to see someone who was THAT amazing look washed up I guess.
 
2013-02-01 03:57:31 AM  

Unsure of the date on this one, but she was blonde at the Sundance premiere of "Layer Cake" in 2005.

For comparison...then...
i.imgur.com

...now...
i.imgur.com



/can't wait for some bitter virgin to blunder in here on a rant about how her boobs must be fake because they're bigger than they were when she was 17 or 27.
 
2013-02-01 04:00:59 AM  
I made many a deposit in the spank bank due to Kelly Kapowski, Also Lisa Turtle. And Violet. Who I didn't find all the attractive over in 90210, but in SBTB...mmm.

/unashamed to have all the original series dvds.
//WOULD HIT
///her, not the dvds
 
2013-02-01 04:05:48 AM  
To this day, the naughty, naughty things I would do to that woman....
 
2013-02-01 04:06:41 AM  

100 Watt Walrus: NSFW from back in the day. There are others, but you can't beat this one.


Pokey.
 
2013-02-01 05:06:10 AM  

propasaurus: 100 Watt Walrus: NSFW from back in the day. There are others, but you can't beat this one.

Pokey.


And I am perfectly ok with that.
 
2013-02-01 05:06:51 AM  
She's 10 years older than me, and I would still give her the most disappointing two humps of her life.
 
2013-02-01 05:17:09 AM  

100 Watt Walrus: NSFW from back in the day. There are others, but you can't beat this one.


Yes I can! NSFW. http://www.drago99.com/Tommy/TiffaniThiessen/196513_tat5.jpg
/I haven't mastered this new format
 
2013-02-01 05:39:25 AM  
I would give up everything and be willing to die tomorrow if I could put my head between those thighs and give her oral pleasure...

sigh.
 
2013-02-01 05:40:34 AM  

MagSeven: 100 Watt Walrus: NSFW from back in the day. There are others, but you can't beat this one.

Yes I can! NSFW. http://www.drago99.com/Tommy/TiffaniThiessen/196513_tat5.jpg
/I haven't mastered this new format


That one's nice too, but I like the look she's giving in the one I posted better.

From your set, I'll see you that one, and raise you this. (NSFW, natch)
 
2013-02-01 05:44:10 AM  
WANT
 
2013-02-01 05:44:35 AM  

propasaurus: GAT_00: One of the reasons I still watch White Collar even though the plot has just gotten stupid at this point.  Also because Matt Bomer is still awesome.

And Willie Garson is fun.


A big ol' THIS
 
2013-02-01 05:49:11 AM  
Never mind...quoted the wrong person...meant to quote

fusillade762: I fail to see what was NSFW-ish about those photos.

 
2013-02-01 06:02:28 AM  
I just discovered Me In My Place this week. My pants haven't fit right since Tuesday.
 
2013-02-01 06:07:23 AM  
She gives me a crazy vibe. And if there is one cardinal rule - never, ever put your dick in crazy, no matter how hot. I learned that one the hard way
 
2013-02-01 06:17:53 AM  
Not one duckface?  No flashing of fake gang signs?  Who is this "photographer"?
 
2013-02-01 06:18:58 AM  
She always struck me as a gal who takes herself just the right amount of seriously, i.e., not too.

/Sent from my iPad
//from my bunk
 
2013-02-01 06:22:56 AM  

Macular Degenerate: She gives me a crazy vibe. And if there is one cardinal rule - never, ever put your dick in crazy, no matter how hot. I learned that one the hard way


Based on what?
 
2013-02-01 06:52:20 AM  

Macular Degenerate: She gives me a crazy vibe. And if there is one cardinal rule - never, ever put your dick in crazy, no matter how hot. I learned that one the hard way


Yup. At least her knees aren't sharp.

/I'd have to do a serious crazy cost vs. benefit of farking analysis on this one. I'd be sorely tempted to hammer her into oblivion...
 
2013-02-01 06:56:05 AM  
Maybe I'm alone on this one, but I bet it would be fun to have sex with her.
 
2013-02-01 07:00:47 AM  
She is looking good, but in the "surburban soccer mom that does yoga" kind of way.  Notice no pics of her stomach? The first picture showcased her puffy face.

She can get it, and by 'it' I mean the Big D, but Kelly Kapowski and Lisa Turtle just don't do it for me anymore.  They got old and have too many miles on them.
 
2013-02-01 07:08:32 AM  
She was always my favorite of the 90210 girls.  I'm just glad weren't of 'grapes on a toothpick' Donna, whatever the heck her real name is (as if it matters).
 
2013-02-01 07:10:36 AM  
Somebody needs her birthday spankings.
 
2013-02-01 07:15:27 AM  

100 Watt Walrus: Whole gallery of the entire shoot, and higher res to boot


cool, now I'll got some new wallpapers
 
2013-02-01 07:15:28 AM  
The kick is up and its..........GOOD!
 
2013-02-01 07:41:09 AM  

bass555: The kick is up and its..........GOOD!


I'd put one through her uprights.
 
2013-02-01 07:41:28 AM  

100 Watt Walrus: /can't wait for some bitter virgin to blunder in here on a rant about how her boobs must be fake because they're bigger than they were when she was 17 or 27.


Well they're definitely fake but it's a good job.

/not bitter
//not a virgin
///you're not a virgin if you give the sock a girl's name
 
2013-02-01 07:42:02 AM  
Dem tit-tays
 
2013-02-01 07:51:15 AM  

100 Watt Walrus: MagSeven: 100 Watt Walrus: NSFW from back in the day. There are others, but you can't beat this one.

Yes I can! NSFW. http://www.drago99.com/Tommy/TiffaniThiessen/196513_tat5.jpg
/I haven't mastered this new format

That one's nice too, but I like the look she's giving in the one I posted better.

From your set, I'll see you that one, and raise you this. (NSFW, natch)


I noticed you never see her stomach in that shoot and in the link you sent she has the see through top on...  does she have a birth mark?

She really sseems to try and hide her mid section.
 
2013-02-01 07:56:46 AM  

loral: 100 Watt Walrus: MagSeven: 100 Watt Walrus: NSFW from back in the day. There are others, but you can't beat this one.

Yes I can! NSFW. http://www.drago99.com/Tommy/TiffaniThiessen/196513_tat5.jpg
/I haven't mastered this new format

That one's nice too, but I like the look she's giving in the one I posted better.

From your set, I'll see you that one, and raise you this. (NSFW, natch)

I noticed you never see her stomach in that shoot and in the link you sent she has the see through top on...  does she have a birth mark?

She really sseems to try and hide her mid section.


Does she have kids? She might be trying to hide her stretch marks.
 
2013-02-01 07:57:21 AM  
"Me in my place?"

Sure, if you live in a mid-priced hotel.
 
2013-02-01 08:01:48 AM  
Unf unf unf
 
2013-02-01 08:10:54 AM  

Devolving_Spud: Not one duckface?  No flashing of fake gang signs?  Who is this "photographer"?


I may be old-fashioned, but goddamn if duckface isn't the stupidest thing since Sarah Palin.
 
2013-02-01 08:22:28 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-01 08:26:10 AM  

GypsyJoker: Devolving_Spud: Not one duckface?  No flashing of fake gang signs?  Who is this "photographer"?

I may be old-fashioned, but goddamn if duckface isn't the stupidest thing since Sarah Palin.


28 and I feel the exact same way.
 
2013-02-01 08:27:24 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: Dem tit-tays


Wonder why she is hiding her mid section in all her photos though.
 
2013-02-01 08:28:42 AM  

100 Watt Walrus: NSFW from back in the day. There are others, but you can't beat this one.


Not that she was ever ugly, but I think she's hotter now than she was back in her younger days.
 
2013-02-01 08:28:53 AM  
Thanks subby!  Very nice way to greet the day.
 
2013-02-01 08:29:53 AM  
"Damn, Peter, your wife is HOT!"
 
2013-02-01 08:32:46 AM  

littlett's: Wonder why she is hiding her mid section in all her photos though.


JUST GOTTA NITPICK EVERYTHING DON'T YA!?!?!

Eh, she's probably got a little gut
 
2013-02-01 08:35:29 AM  

littlett's: Tat'dGreaser: Dem tit-tays

Wonder why she is hiding her mid section in all her photos though.


Thought never crossed my mind, because outside it being Kuato, it wouldn't make me not want to hit it.
 
2013-02-01 08:38:03 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: JUST GOTTA NITPICK EVERYTHING DON'T YA!?!?!


It just struck me as odd that she would either have a shirt on or something in front of her in every photo.

I think she looks great for her age.  That statement makes me feel kind of old too though since she isn't that much older than I am. :/
 
2013-02-01 08:38:05 AM  
she is still attractive, but why is a damn near 40 year old woman taking "i think I'm still 17" cheesecake pictures?

jumping on the bed?  for real, tiffani?
 
2013-02-01 08:46:58 AM  

frepnog: but why is a damn near 40 year old woman taking "i think I'm still 17" cheesecake pictures?


Because she can.
 
2013-02-01 08:51:57 AM  

beerrun: Wonder why she is hiding her mid section in all her photos though.

Thought never crossed my mind, because outside it being Kuato, it wouldn't make me not want to hit it.


She did just have a baby... Give her another year or so.
 
2013-02-01 08:58:39 AM  
She looks great for 39.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-01 09:07:25 AM  

MagSeven: 100 Watt Walrus: NSFW from back in the day. There are others, but you can't beat this one.

Yes I can! NSFW. http://www.drago99.com/Tommy/TiffaniThiessen/196513_tat5.jpg
/I haven't mastered this new format


You could hang coats on those pegs
 
2013-02-01 09:21:15 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: Dem tit-tays


Dem thighs and dat ass as well.

Good lord.
 
2013-02-01 09:27:58 AM  
Boing!
 
2013-02-01 09:28:28 AM  
Newsflash: 39 is not old, especially for a hot woman. It fact, it's prime.
 
2013-02-01 09:30:36 AM  
Emerson Biggins
 
2013-02-01 09:33:01 AM  
That woman is responsible for the death of hundreds of millions of potential mini Limeyfellows. Will likely result in the death of a few million more tonight.
 
2013-02-01 09:34:34 AM  

limeyfellow: That woman is responsible for the death of hundreds of millions of potential mini Limeyfellows. Will likely result in the death of a few million more tonight.


Godspeed for the little potential limeyfellows.
 
2013-02-01 09:34:50 AM  

johnnyrocket: Newsflash: 39 is not old, especially for a hot woman. It fact, it's prime.


This.
 
2013-02-01 09:44:32 AM  

beerrun: frepnog: but why is a damn near 40 year old woman taking "i think I'm still 17" cheesecake pictures?

Because she can.

can she?  sure.  but she would look far sexier if she wasn't trying to act like an adolescent.  since she, you know, ISN'T.  the sexy cheesecake pics look great.  The suspended in air, lookitme jumping on the bed makes her look foolish and childish.

 
2013-02-01 09:47:00 AM  
Zach's been there...gross.

Probably let Screech watch too.
 
2013-02-01 09:47:13 AM  
....bookmark
 
2013-02-01 09:51:30 AM  
Mozzie can now call her Mrs. Birthday Suit.
 
2013-02-01 09:53:19 AM  

frepnog: beerrun: frepnog: but why is a damn near 40 year old woman taking "i think I'm still 17" cheesecake pictures?

Because she can.

can she?  sure.  but she would look far sexier if she wasn't trying to act like an adolescent.  since she, you know, ISN'T.  the sexy cheesecake pics look great.  The suspended in air, lookitme jumping on the bed makes her look foolish and childish.


Yeah, I guess you're right.
I totally wouldn't hit that now.
 
2013-02-01 09:53:19 AM  

frepnog: beerrun: frepnog: but why is a damn near 40 year old woman taking "i think I'm still 17" cheesecake pictures?

Because she can.

can she?  sure.  but she would look far sexier if she wasn't trying to act like an adolescent.  since she, you know, ISN'T.  the sexy cheesecake pics look great.  The suspended in air, lookitme jumping on the bed makes her look foolish and childish.


I think she looks cute. What would you think of it if you had no idea who she was or how old she was?
 
2013-02-01 10:05:27 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: littlett's: Wonder why she is hiding her mid section in all her photos though.

JUST GOTTA NITPICK EVERYTHING DON'T YA!?!?!

Eh, she's probably got a little gut


She just had a baby in the last 18 months; could be a c-section scar or stretch marks too.
 
2013-02-01 10:06:14 AM  
Niiiice.
 
2013-02-01 10:08:49 AM  
www.thiessenpictures.com

Oh look. Now we can imagine being on top of her.
 
2013-02-01 10:10:50 AM  

johnnyrocket: Newsflash: 39 is not old, especially for a hot woman. It fact, it's prime.


THIS. x10
 
2013-02-01 10:13:19 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [www.thiessenpictures.com image 850x566]

Oh look. Now we can imagine being on top of her.


If I was on top of her, there would be ALOT more fear in those eyes.  Not to say that wouldn't stop me.
 
2013-02-01 10:16:46 AM  
I would totally guess that she's 39 because that's not old. The fact that they edited her cottage cheese away makes her look even better.
 
2013-02-01 10:23:04 AM  
I used to watch anything she was in, just because she was in it. That includes watching Pauly Shore's Son In Law. Such a hottie. It's good to see she's still looking pretty good.
 
2013-02-01 10:23:08 AM  

Guadior42: johnnyrocket: Newsflash: 39 is not old, especially for a hot woman. It fact, it's prime.

THIS. x10


yeah, something along these lines.
 
2013-02-01 10:23:17 AM  

100 Watt Walrus: Unsure of the date on this one, but she was blonde at the Sundance premiere of "Layer Cake" in 2005.

For comparison...then...
[i.imgur.com image 600x601]

...now...
[i.imgur.com image 850x566]


/can't wait for some bitter virgin to blunder in here on a rant about how her boobs must be fake because they're bigger than they were when she was 17 or 27.


assets.diylol.com
 
2013-02-01 10:23:59 AM  
She'd make a decent Wonder Woman. I don't give a shiat about Wonder Woman but they have to get someone for the JLA movie. They'd probably go for a more above the title actress.
 
2013-02-01 10:26:38 AM  

there4igraham: The fact that they edited her cottage cheese away makes her look even better.


They do that for pretty much everybody though.
 
2013-02-01 10:28:14 AM  
Thirty farking nine. Wow, going through menopause probably at that age.
 
2013-02-01 10:30:50 AM  
As hot as she is, why hasn't she been in a ton of different shows or movies?
I've been ripped off.
 
2013-02-01 10:33:11 AM  
She looks better now than when she was on 90210.  Good job, Tiff!
 
2013-02-01 10:34:16 AM  
Contributing valuable insight to the conversation, for conversation's sake only.
 
2013-02-01 10:37:13 AM  
I liked her before she dropped the Amber from her name.

/Who am I kidding, I still like her.  But she should add the Amber back.  It adds a kind of trailer park nuance.
 
2013-02-01 10:40:35 AM  

Guns n' Farkin Roses: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [www.thiessenpictures.com image 850x566]

Oh look. Now we can imagine being on top of her.

If I was on top of her, there would be ALOT more fear in those eyes.  Not to say that wouldn't stop me.


If I was on top of her, there would be ALOT more of my sweat dripping into those eyes.  Not to say that wouldn't stop me.
 
2013-02-01 10:41:32 AM  
I would certainly copulate with that female, if you know what I mean.
 
2013-02-01 10:42:47 AM  
Choke on a bag Subby, 40 is the new 19
 
2013-02-01 10:43:05 AM  

R.A.Danny: skatedrifter: Gross old lady feet in pic # 21.

/do not want

I would suck her toes until they pruned.


I lol'd
/if toe sucking was the deal sealer with her, looks like I'm sucking toes
 
2013-02-01 10:48:54 AM  
Spanks a lot subby. She's an incredibly hot 39.
 
2013-02-01 10:50:14 AM  
Remember, Pauly Shore tapped that, buuuuuudy.
 
2013-02-01 10:50:33 AM  

child_god: She is looking good, but in the "surburban soccer mom that does yoga" kind of way.  Notice no pics of her stomach? The first picture showcased her puffy face.

She can get it, and by 'it' I mean the Big D, but Kelly Kapowski and Lisa Turtle just don't do it for me anymore.  They got old and have too many miles on them.


Gay.
 
2013-02-01 10:53:05 AM  

beerrun: frepnog: beerrun: frepnog: but why is a damn near 40 year old woman taking "i think I'm still 17" cheesecake pictures?

Because she can.

can she?  sure.  but she would look far sexier if she wasn't trying to act like an adolescent.  since she, you know, ISN'T.  the sexy cheesecake pics look great.  The suspended in air, lookitme jumping on the bed makes her look foolish and childish.

Yeah, I guess you're right.
I totally wouldn't hit that now.


Mugato: frepnog: beerrun: frepnog: but why is a damn near 40 year old woman taking "i think I'm still 17" cheesecake pictures?

Because she can.

can she?  sure.  but she would look far sexier if she wasn't trying to act like an adolescent.  since she, you know, ISN'T.  the sexy cheesecake pics look great.  The suspended in air, lookitme jumping on the bed makes her look foolish and childish.

I think she looks cute. What would you think of it if you had no idea who she was or how old she was?


i never said she wasn't hot or un-hittable.  just that she is much sexier when not acting like an adolescent.

for instance - would she look hot in a schoolgirl outfit? sure.  most attractive women would.  would she look MUCH HOTTER in some sort of sexy librarian outfit? ABSOLUTELY.

act like a grown up.  the cheesecake shots in which she is acting sexy and grown are great.
 
2013-02-01 11:00:37 AM  
She looks like an attractive 39 year old... She doesn't look like an attractive early 30 year old that is actually 39. Since when were 39 year olds not supposed to look like this? That is to say, age-wise...as she already had a leg up in the hotness dept.
 
2013-02-01 11:03:28 AM  
Yeah shes a dried up.old fat pig.

I'll be back in a few minutes after im done beating off.
 
2013-02-01 11:07:29 AM  
No tummy pics? She reminds me of a really hot mom at Target with a couple of crotchfruits but either way she's pretty darn cute.
 
2013-02-01 11:09:25 AM  

cowsspinach: No tummy pics? She reminds me of a really hot mom at Target with a couple of crotchfruits but either way she's pretty darn cute.


At least somebody else noticed this too!

/how are you sis?
 
2013-02-01 11:12:13 AM  

cowsspinach: No tummy pics? She reminds me of a really hot mom at Target with a couple of crotchfruits but either way she's pretty darn cute.


She and Brany Talore need to realize that their gut isn't going to put any of us off, but it might get a few of us off.
 
2013-02-01 11:12:45 AM  

cowsspinach: No tummy pics? She reminds me of a really hot mom at Target with a couple of crotchfruits but either way she's pretty darn cute.


was there a c-section in her past?  I'm sure her tummy wasn't even bad, maybe she's just self conscious.
 
2013-02-01 11:15:28 AM  
I want the blue, black, and white panties she was wearing.

/for my wife - freaks!
//after I sniff all the smell out of them, of course
 
2013-02-01 11:15:53 AM  

cowsspinach: She reminds me of a really hot mom at Target with a couple of crotchfruits


I love it when women talk all sexy.
 
2013-02-01 11:27:04 AM  
I would disappoint that soooo hard.
 
2013-02-01 11:29:43 AM  
This just in:  millions of Americans just like me have earned the right to tell people to get off their lawns.
 
2013-02-01 11:35:31 AM  
All I have to say is:

YES PLEASE.
 
2013-02-01 12:01:41 PM  

thecpt: cowsspinach: No tummy pics? She reminds me of a really hot mom at Target with a couple of crotchfruits but either way she's pretty darn cute.

was there a c-section in her past?  I'm sure her tummy wasn't even bad, maybe she's just self conscious.


Yep.  Good call.

http://www.celebritybabyscoop.com/2010/07/21/tiffani-thiessen-on-mot he rhood-her-c-section-birth
 
2013-02-01 12:02:32 PM  
Good looking woman, no doubt, but the photo shoot was kinda meh. Replacing the granny panties with a nice butt cheek revealing thong would have helped a lot.
 
2013-02-01 12:08:42 PM  

zappaisfrank: Good looking woman, no doubt, but the photo shoot was kinda meh. Replacing the granny panties with a nice butt cheek revealing thong would have helped a lot.


thechive.files.wordpress.com

Granny panties? What kind of sick ass granny did you have?
 
2013-02-01 12:13:50 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: zappaisfrank: Good looking woman, no doubt, but the photo shoot was kinda meh. Replacing the granny panties with a nice butt cheek revealing thong would have helped a lot.

[thechive.files.wordpress.com image 850x566]

Granny panties? What kind of sick ass granny did you have?


Look under the shirt...those things go up a good six to eight inches at least. If the top waistband comes within two inches of the navel, as those appear to do, they're granny panties.

You're telling me that wouldn't have been a ten times better shot with the shirt hiked up and a thong? Really?
 
2013-02-01 12:42:59 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: Dem fake tit-tays


Fixed

/FARKers love implants I guess
 
2013-02-01 12:51:01 PM  
I would pleasure her for sixty of the most amazing minutes of her life....after which she would get up and make me waffles.
 
2013-02-01 12:51:39 PM  
I just stopped by to say that i have nothing to say
 
2013-02-01 01:03:51 PM  

littlett's: cowsspinach: No tummy pics? She reminds me of a really hot mom at Target with a couple of crotchfruits but either way she's pretty darn cute.

At least somebody else noticed this too!

/how are you sis?


I'm good and you?! She's still cute & She is hotter than a lot of young girls out there so I can understand why Farkers would go gaga over her. She is pretty.

thecpt: cowsspinach: No tummy pics? She reminds me of a really hot mom at Target with a couple of crotchfruits but either way she's pretty darn cute.

was there a c-section in her past?  I'm sure her tummy wasn't even bad, maybe she's just self conscious.


C-Section scars are horrible. It's one of the reasons why I have no idea if I ever want children. The whole process is such a body ruiner.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: cowsspinach: She reminds me of a really hot mom at Target with a couple of crotchfruits

I love it when women talk all sexy.


Oh HAI! I will admit that it is great to see a lot of Veterans in this thread. I hardly see any of you whenever I post on the main page.


/someone get me TF
//I'll send you cupcakes
 
2013-02-01 01:04:43 PM  
She is just an absolutely beautiful woman.  We should all be so lucky to have our wives look that good at 39.  Or 29, really.
 
2013-02-01 01:08:08 PM  

cowsspinach: I'm good and you?! She's still cute & She is hotter than a lot of young girls out there so I can understand why Farkers would go gaga over her. She is pretty.


I'm doing great!  Oh I agree, she is very petty and has the girl (or MILF) next door thing going on.

/I'll pick you up for a month.
 
2013-02-01 01:09:36 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I approve.


This.

/Fist, angry god, etc.
 
2013-02-01 01:09:41 PM  

littlett's: cowsspinach: I'm good and you?! She's still cute & She is hotter than a lot of young girls out there so I can understand why Farkers would go gaga over her. She is pretty.

I'm doing great!  Oh I agree, she is very petty and has the girl (or MILF) next door thing going on.

/I'll pick you up for a month.


It's been done already
 
2013-02-01 01:10:19 PM  
Mother of God! How many of you do I have to kill to drink her bathwater?
 
2013-02-01 01:11:49 PM  

groppet: Mother of God! How many of you do I have to kill to drink her bathwater?


I just finished bathing her. We'll be in the bedroom. Feel free to take the bathwater.
 
2013-02-01 01:12:23 PM  
Poppa like
 
2013-02-01 01:13:01 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [www.thiessenpictures.com image 850x566]

Oh look. Now we can imagine being on top of her.


Im going to have that picture blow up and hung on the ceiling over my bed.
 
2013-02-01 01:17:55 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: It's been done already


Paypal took my money either way.  So maybe she is good for a few months.
 
2013-02-01 01:31:05 PM  
www.thiessenpictures.com You mean, you ARE inside me? lol
 
2013-02-01 01:32:05 PM  
i240.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-01 01:38:28 PM  
She looks just fine to me.

/In a heart beat.
// same age
 
2013-02-01 01:45:35 PM  

Mugato: 100 Watt Walrus: /can't wait for some bitter virgin to blunder in here on a rant about how her boobs must be fake because they're bigger than they were when she was 17 or 27.

Well they're definitely fake but it's a good job.

/not bitter
//not a virgin
///you're not a virgin if you give the sock a girl's name




Of course. Because women get bolt-ons of different sizes, and of course, bolt-ons flatten out significantly (one more than the other) when a woman lies down. That's the look celebrities pay the big bucks to get.

i.imgur.com

 
2013-02-01 01:49:09 PM  

frepnog: she is still attractive, but why is a damn near 40 year old woman taking "i think I'm still 17" cheesecake pictures?

jumping on the bed?  for real, tiffani?



loral: She really sseems to try and hide her mid section.


Man, some people are just bound and determined to find something to biatch about.
 
2013-02-01 02:10:43 PM  
loral:

She really sseems to try and hide her mid section.

She can use my face.
 
2013-02-01 02:50:31 PM  
I'll be in my bunk. It's cool. I wasn't planning on doing anything productive today.

i70.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-01 02:56:08 PM  
I'd make her screech.
 
2013-02-01 02:56:59 PM  
How might one go about marking something in a book anyway?
 
2013-02-01 03:44:56 PM  
She's smiling a lot these days. That goes a long way when trying to add some prettiness.
 
2013-02-01 03:49:24 PM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: I'd make her screech.


Annnnd we're done here.
 
2013-02-01 05:08:31 PM  
Goddamn, when I was younger watching her and the other girls on SBTB, I always had a thing for Elizabeth Berkley's character, since I thought she was hotter. Damned if Tiffany Thiessen didn't win out in the end though.
 
2013-02-01 05:59:49 PM  

Guadior42: johnnyrocket: Newsflash: 39 is not old, especially for a hot woman. It fact, it's prime.

THIS. x10


I don't know...I think 390 is well past the "best if used by date," no matter hold old some of you Farkers are...
 
2013-02-01 06:06:08 PM  

Tiberius Gracchus: Guadior42: johnnyrocket: Newsflash: 39 is not old, especially for a hot woman. It fact, it's prime.

THIS. x10

I don't know...I think 390 is well past the "best if used by date," no matter hold old some of you Farkers are...


Best get to fapping now, you'll have to practice for the better part of the rest of your life not getting laid, then.
 
2013-02-01 06:06:57 PM  

Tiberius Gracchus: Guadior42: johnnyrocket: Newsflash: 39 is not old, especially for a hot woman. It fact, it's prime.
THIS. x10
I don't know...I think 390 is well past the "best if used by date," no matter hold old some of you Farkers are...


What are you, the Highlander?
 
2013-02-01 06:47:39 PM  

Colour_out_of_Space: Tiberius Gracchus: Guadior42: johnnyrocket: Newsflash: 39 is not old, especially for a hot woman. It fact, it's prime.
THIS. x10
I don't know...I think 390 is well past the "best if used by date," no matter hold old some of you Farkers are...

What are you, the Highlander?


I personally won't touch a woman until she hits 500.  I like them mature.
 
2013-02-01 07:03:10 PM  
FIST.OF.GOD!
 
2013-02-01 07:56:51 PM  

johnnyrocket: Newsflash: 39 is not old, especially for a hot woman. It fact, it's prime.


It's not prime.  It's 13x3.  37, now that's prime.
 
2013-02-01 08:03:28 PM  

GAT_00: R.A.Danny: skatedrifter: Gross old lady feet in pic # 21.

/do not want

I would suck her toes until they pruned.

Yeah, gonna call ew on that.


Bye.
 
2013-02-01 08:18:16 PM  

100 Watt Walrus: Whole gallery of the entire shoot, and higher res to boot


that site is a goldmine. you are hereby granted some meaningless reward*


*to be purchased at your own expense, on your own time.
 
2013-02-01 08:32:39 PM  

Enormous-Schwanstucker: limeyfellow: That woman is responsible for the death of hundreds of millions of potential mini Limeyfellows. Will likely result in the death of a few million more tonight.

Godspeed for the little potential limeyfellows.


"Not every ejaculation deserves a name." -- Carlin
 
2013-02-01 08:43:52 PM  

mh7519: 100 Watt Walrus: Whole gallery of the entire shoot, and higher res to boot

that site is a goldmine. you are hereby granted some meaningless reward*


*to be purchased at your own expense, on your own time.


You can find gallery sites like that for just about any attractive actress in her late teens, 20s, or 30s. Just google [actress name] and the word "coppermine" (it's the gallery software).
 
2013-02-01 09:19:25 PM  
Hottest scene EVAR on TV was her and Jamie Pressley in a hottub on Fastlane. Still pissed that Fox cancelled that show.
 
2013-02-01 09:58:26 PM  
I'll be in my...unh ... nevermind.
 
2013-02-01 10:10:52 PM  
Good lord. I don't know when her tits got that big, but my wife looks remarkably like her. (with those jugs) I think TAT is gorgeous. I could go to my bunk and think about her.... or go find the wife...

brb...
 
2013-02-01 10:17:43 PM  
Nice feet!
 
2013-02-01 11:03:54 PM  
Every pic she is trying to hide her gut.

I'm just saying.
 
2013-02-02 02:02:46 AM  

skatedrifter: Gross old lady feet in pic # 21.

/do not want


Feet? She has feet?
 
2013-02-02 02:16:45 AM  
Another one we'll see nude years too late.
 
2013-02-02 02:46:55 AM  
Covering her stomach, probably cause of her having a kid.  Still hot tho.
 
2013-02-02 05:16:13 AM  

EnderX: Every pic she is trying to hide her gut.



No, you're just trying to hide your homosexuality. And failing.
 
2013-02-02 11:14:16 AM  

CigaretteSmokingMan: Another one we'll see nude years too late.


She was nude a long time ago.
 
2013-02-02 12:38:12 PM  

Macular Degenerate: She gives me a crazy vibe. And if there is one cardinal rule - never, ever put your dick in crazy, no matter how hot. I learned that one the hard way


You can put your dick in crazy, but you can't make it sane. If you fully accept that truth, you can safely put your dick in crazy any time you feel like it.
 
2013-02-02 01:22:12 PM  
img707.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-02 03:46:34 PM  

peterthx: Fixed

/FARKers Straight men love implants I guess


FTFY
 
2013-02-02 05:59:41 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: peterthx: Fixed

/FARKers Straight men love implants I guess

FTFY


How straight is it to crave parts from a RealDoll inside a woman?

/pretty twisted
 
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