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(The Chive)   Tiffani Thiessen just turned 39, but you would never guess it with pics like these (Not safe for work-ish)   (thechive.com) divider line 181
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2013-02-01 10:23:08 AM

Guadior42: johnnyrocket: Newsflash: 39 is not old, especially for a hot woman. It fact, it's prime.

THIS. x10


yeah, something along these lines.
 
2013-02-01 10:23:17 AM

100 Watt Walrus: Unsure of the date on this one, but she was blonde at the Sundance premiere of "Layer Cake" in 2005.

For comparison...then...
[i.imgur.com image 600x601]

...now...
[i.imgur.com image 850x566]


/can't wait for some bitter virgin to blunder in here on a rant about how her boobs must be fake because they're bigger than they were when she was 17 or 27.


assets.diylol.com
 
2013-02-01 10:23:59 AM
She'd make a decent Wonder Woman. I don't give a shiat about Wonder Woman but they have to get someone for the JLA movie. They'd probably go for a more above the title actress.
 
2013-02-01 10:26:38 AM

there4igraham: The fact that they edited her cottage cheese away makes her look even better.


They do that for pretty much everybody though.
 
2013-02-01 10:28:14 AM
Thirty farking nine. Wow, going through menopause probably at that age.
 
2013-02-01 10:30:50 AM
As hot as she is, why hasn't she been in a ton of different shows or movies?
I've been ripped off.
 
2013-02-01 10:33:11 AM
She looks better now than when she was on 90210.  Good job, Tiff!
 
2013-02-01 10:34:16 AM
Contributing valuable insight to the conversation, for conversation's sake only.
 
2013-02-01 10:37:13 AM
I liked her before she dropped the Amber from her name.

/Who am I kidding, I still like her.  But she should add the Amber back.  It adds a kind of trailer park nuance.
 
2013-02-01 10:40:35 AM

Guns n' Farkin Roses: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [www.thiessenpictures.com image 850x566]

Oh look. Now we can imagine being on top of her.

If I was on top of her, there would be ALOT more fear in those eyes.  Not to say that wouldn't stop me.


If I was on top of her, there would be ALOT more of my sweat dripping into those eyes.  Not to say that wouldn't stop me.
 
2013-02-01 10:41:32 AM
I would certainly copulate with that female, if you know what I mean.
 
2013-02-01 10:42:47 AM
Choke on a bag Subby, 40 is the new 19
 
2013-02-01 10:43:05 AM

R.A.Danny: skatedrifter: Gross old lady feet in pic # 21.

/do not want

I would suck her toes until they pruned.


I lol'd
/if toe sucking was the deal sealer with her, looks like I'm sucking toes
 
2013-02-01 10:48:54 AM
Spanks a lot subby. She's an incredibly hot 39.
 
2013-02-01 10:50:14 AM
Remember, Pauly Shore tapped that, buuuuuudy.
 
2013-02-01 10:50:33 AM

child_god: She is looking good, but in the "surburban soccer mom that does yoga" kind of way.  Notice no pics of her stomach? The first picture showcased her puffy face.

She can get it, and by 'it' I mean the Big D, but Kelly Kapowski and Lisa Turtle just don't do it for me anymore.  They got old and have too many miles on them.


Gay.
 
2013-02-01 10:53:05 AM

beerrun: frepnog: beerrun: frepnog: but why is a damn near 40 year old woman taking "i think I'm still 17" cheesecake pictures?

Because she can.

can she?  sure.  but she would look far sexier if she wasn't trying to act like an adolescent.  since she, you know, ISN'T.  the sexy cheesecake pics look great.  The suspended in air, lookitme jumping on the bed makes her look foolish and childish.

Yeah, I guess you're right.
I totally wouldn't hit that now.


Mugato: frepnog: beerrun: frepnog: but why is a damn near 40 year old woman taking "i think I'm still 17" cheesecake pictures?

Because she can.

can she?  sure.  but she would look far sexier if she wasn't trying to act like an adolescent.  since she, you know, ISN'T.  the sexy cheesecake pics look great.  The suspended in air, lookitme jumping on the bed makes her look foolish and childish.

I think she looks cute. What would you think of it if you had no idea who she was or how old she was?


i never said she wasn't hot or un-hittable.  just that she is much sexier when not acting like an adolescent.

for instance - would she look hot in a schoolgirl outfit? sure.  most attractive women would.  would she look MUCH HOTTER in some sort of sexy librarian outfit? ABSOLUTELY.

act like a grown up.  the cheesecake shots in which she is acting sexy and grown are great.
 
2013-02-01 11:00:37 AM
She looks like an attractive 39 year old... She doesn't look like an attractive early 30 year old that is actually 39. Since when were 39 year olds not supposed to look like this? That is to say, age-wise...as she already had a leg up in the hotness dept.
 
2013-02-01 11:03:28 AM
Yeah shes a dried up.old fat pig.

I'll be back in a few minutes after im done beating off.
 
2013-02-01 11:07:29 AM
No tummy pics? She reminds me of a really hot mom at Target with a couple of crotchfruits but either way she's pretty darn cute.
 
2013-02-01 11:09:25 AM

cowsspinach: No tummy pics? She reminds me of a really hot mom at Target with a couple of crotchfruits but either way she's pretty darn cute.


At least somebody else noticed this too!

/how are you sis?
 
2013-02-01 11:12:13 AM

cowsspinach: No tummy pics? She reminds me of a really hot mom at Target with a couple of crotchfruits but either way she's pretty darn cute.


She and Brany Talore need to realize that their gut isn't going to put any of us off, but it might get a few of us off.
 
2013-02-01 11:12:45 AM

cowsspinach: No tummy pics? She reminds me of a really hot mom at Target with a couple of crotchfruits but either way she's pretty darn cute.


was there a c-section in her past?  I'm sure her tummy wasn't even bad, maybe she's just self conscious.
 
2013-02-01 11:15:28 AM
I want the blue, black, and white panties she was wearing.

/for my wife - freaks!
//after I sniff all the smell out of them, of course
 
2013-02-01 11:15:53 AM

cowsspinach: She reminds me of a really hot mom at Target with a couple of crotchfruits


I love it when women talk all sexy.
 
2013-02-01 11:27:04 AM
I would disappoint that soooo hard.
 
2013-02-01 11:29:43 AM
This just in:  millions of Americans just like me have earned the right to tell people to get off their lawns.
 
2013-02-01 11:35:31 AM
All I have to say is:

YES PLEASE.
 
2013-02-01 12:01:41 PM

thecpt: cowsspinach: No tummy pics? She reminds me of a really hot mom at Target with a couple of crotchfruits but either way she's pretty darn cute.

was there a c-section in her past?  I'm sure her tummy wasn't even bad, maybe she's just self conscious.


Yep.  Good call.

http://www.celebritybabyscoop.com/2010/07/21/tiffani-thiessen-on-mot he rhood-her-c-section-birth
 
2013-02-01 12:02:32 PM
Good looking woman, no doubt, but the photo shoot was kinda meh. Replacing the granny panties with a nice butt cheek revealing thong would have helped a lot.
 
2013-02-01 12:08:42 PM

zappaisfrank: Good looking woman, no doubt, but the photo shoot was kinda meh. Replacing the granny panties with a nice butt cheek revealing thong would have helped a lot.


thechive.files.wordpress.com

Granny panties? What kind of sick ass granny did you have?
 
2013-02-01 12:13:50 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: zappaisfrank: Good looking woman, no doubt, but the photo shoot was kinda meh. Replacing the granny panties with a nice butt cheek revealing thong would have helped a lot.

[thechive.files.wordpress.com image 850x566]

Granny panties? What kind of sick ass granny did you have?


Look under the shirt...those things go up a good six to eight inches at least. If the top waistband comes within two inches of the navel, as those appear to do, they're granny panties.

You're telling me that wouldn't have been a ten times better shot with the shirt hiked up and a thong? Really?
 
2013-02-01 12:42:59 PM

Tat'dGreaser: Dem fake tit-tays


Fixed

/FARKers love implants I guess
 
2013-02-01 12:51:01 PM
I would pleasure her for sixty of the most amazing minutes of her life....after which she would get up and make me waffles.
 
2013-02-01 12:51:39 PM
I just stopped by to say that i have nothing to say
 
2013-02-01 01:03:51 PM

littlett's: cowsspinach: No tummy pics? She reminds me of a really hot mom at Target with a couple of crotchfruits but either way she's pretty darn cute.

At least somebody else noticed this too!

/how are you sis?


I'm good and you?! She's still cute & She is hotter than a lot of young girls out there so I can understand why Farkers would go gaga over her. She is pretty.

thecpt: cowsspinach: No tummy pics? She reminds me of a really hot mom at Target with a couple of crotchfruits but either way she's pretty darn cute.

was there a c-section in her past?  I'm sure her tummy wasn't even bad, maybe she's just self conscious.


C-Section scars are horrible. It's one of the reasons why I have no idea if I ever want children. The whole process is such a body ruiner.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: cowsspinach: She reminds me of a really hot mom at Target with a couple of crotchfruits

I love it when women talk all sexy.


Oh HAI! I will admit that it is great to see a lot of Veterans in this thread. I hardly see any of you whenever I post on the main page.


/someone get me TF
//I'll send you cupcakes
 
2013-02-01 01:04:43 PM
She is just an absolutely beautiful woman.  We should all be so lucky to have our wives look that good at 39.  Or 29, really.
 
2013-02-01 01:08:08 PM

cowsspinach: I'm good and you?! She's still cute & She is hotter than a lot of young girls out there so I can understand why Farkers would go gaga over her. She is pretty.


I'm doing great!  Oh I agree, she is very petty and has the girl (or MILF) next door thing going on.

/I'll pick you up for a month.
 
2013-02-01 01:09:36 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I approve.


This.

/Fist, angry god, etc.
 
2013-02-01 01:09:41 PM

littlett's: cowsspinach: I'm good and you?! She's still cute & She is hotter than a lot of young girls out there so I can understand why Farkers would go gaga over her. She is pretty.

I'm doing great!  Oh I agree, she is very petty and has the girl (or MILF) next door thing going on.

/I'll pick you up for a month.


It's been done already
 
2013-02-01 01:10:19 PM
Mother of God! How many of you do I have to kill to drink her bathwater?
 
2013-02-01 01:11:49 PM

groppet: Mother of God! How many of you do I have to kill to drink her bathwater?


I just finished bathing her. We'll be in the bedroom. Feel free to take the bathwater.
 
2013-02-01 01:12:23 PM
Poppa like
 
2013-02-01 01:13:01 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [www.thiessenpictures.com image 850x566]

Oh look. Now we can imagine being on top of her.


Im going to have that picture blow up and hung on the ceiling over my bed.
 
2013-02-01 01:17:55 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: It's been done already


Paypal took my money either way.  So maybe she is good for a few months.
 
2013-02-01 01:31:05 PM
www.thiessenpictures.com You mean, you ARE inside me? lol
 
2013-02-01 01:32:05 PM
i240.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-01 01:38:28 PM
She looks just fine to me.

/In a heart beat.
// same age
 
2013-02-01 01:45:35 PM

Mugato: 100 Watt Walrus: /can't wait for some bitter virgin to blunder in here on a rant about how her boobs must be fake because they're bigger than they were when she was 17 or 27.

Well they're definitely fake but it's a good job.

/not bitter
//not a virgin
///you're not a virgin if you give the sock a girl's name




Of course. Because women get bolt-ons of different sizes, and of course, bolt-ons flatten out significantly (one more than the other) when a woman lies down. That's the look celebrities pay the big bucks to get.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-01 01:49:09 PM

frepnog: she is still attractive, but why is a damn near 40 year old woman taking "i think I'm still 17" cheesecake pictures?

jumping on the bed?  for real, tiffani?



loral: She really sseems to try and hide her mid section.


Man, some people are just bound and determined to find something to biatch about.
 
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