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(CBC)   Man's car insurance cancelled due to a) excessive speeding, b) impaired driving, or c) not wearing a helmet while skateboarding   ( divider line
    More: Strange, auto insurances, Halifax, Halifax Regional Police  
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5281 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Feb 2013 at 3:19 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-01 03:53:29 AM  
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2013-02-01 03:29:46 AM  
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Similarly, his life insurance was cancelled after giving his cereal to his kid brother Mikey, who had a reputation for hating everything.
2013-02-01 01:56:11 AM  
2 votes:
FTA: "In the past three years, Harland has gotten two tickets for not wearing a helmet during skateboarding. He also got a third ticket for not wearing a seatbelt."

Skateboards have seat belts? Things have really changed since I was a kid.
2013-02-01 05:44:18 AM  
1 vote:

Hector Remarkable: Hi, I'm with the Grammar Nazis, and I'm here about the two 'l's in "cancelled"...

That's Canadian, eh?
2013-02-01 04:02:12 AM  
1 vote:

BronyMedic: This is not Health Insurance. No one is going to die because you don't have minimum liability coverage cheap.

You say this now, then it turns out your new car stereo is actually Soundwave, and you get into a wreck and you need to buy him a new spark but you can't. YOU CAN'T!

Then who will take care of the cassette kids? You?

Just look at them. Ravage, Laserbeak, Buzzsaw, Ratbat, Rumble, Frenzy, Slugfest, and Overkill. Can you imagine them without a daddy?
2013-02-01 03:35:48 AM  
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Kimpak: Rufus Lee King: A grown man riding a skateboard has already given up his rights to anything at all.

Tony Hawk would disagree, but he's too busy skating around in his Scroodge McDuck style money vault.

And still pounding 20 year olds.
2013-02-01 03:32:30 AM  
1 vote:
Ric Romero has also noted this rising trend of companies that care about nothing more than making money and pretending to like their customers.
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